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PoliticsRe: French Report ISIL Leader Mossad Agent by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:17am On Aug 10, 2014
stevecantrell: Mossad, deceiving the world since 1948.
More likely the world allowing itself to be deceived.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfa Bible Studies: King David Doing Mother And Daughter. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:13am On Aug 10, 2014
sebali: Coincidence are possible dats why it is in English language.

Pls xplain hw does solomon being king rewards david.

Again david suffered for Uriah's death; my take is dat u read d bible so u definitely kn at a tym his sons were looking for his head.

btw: i lik d fact dat u argue with facts and try to convince rada dan insult d oda person .
A good read of the bible will show you that Ahinoam/David relationship is no coincidence. It has already been shown that the bible was talking of the same woman though modern day xtians are uncomfortable with that and are trying to convince us that yahweh was talking about two different women. Here is another instance of even her own husband accusing her of whoring whith David.

1 Samuel 20:30

30 Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman, do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother's unclothedness?

Any father feels pride and accomplishment at the success of his son. Your bible said that yahweh punished david's adultery by killing his children but this same yahweh spared the baby born of that adultery.

It's the godly that insult people up and down. I am not godly. I belong to Satan.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfa Bible Studies: King David Doing Mother And Daughter. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:44am On Aug 10, 2014
malvisguy212: this was a promise God made to the house of isreal, do you want God not to fulfilled his promise because david sin?man is not perfect, anyone can make mistake, dint you read were I said, david was a sinner and he ask for forgiveness?as long as he pray , God forgive him, about 80% of the book of psalm, david wrote it, go and read it and see how he pleaded for his sin, the devil must be ashamed of you.
I am talking of mother daughter incestuous 3some sanctioned by god and you are talking of promises and psalms.
Soon you will tell me it was all god's plan.
PoliticsRe: Osun Governorship Election Results By Lgs by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:12am On Aug 10, 2014
fake
PoliticsRe: AIT Is Saying That APC Leading Is False by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:11am On Aug 10, 2014
The announcement and celebration of fake results by APC was well coordinated.
PoliticsRe: Osun Election Results by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:10am On Aug 10, 2014
Fake results.
PoliticsRe: Omisore Still Leading. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:08am On Aug 10, 2014
atlwireles: This election is over, PDP lost it, no need pretending. Most of numbers published were done right at the polling stations. INEC cannot have different numbers than those announced at polling places. APC won this one, we shall continue this battle in Adamawa in the next couple of weeks.
of what use is INEC?
Christianity EtcRe: Igbo’s Should Apologise To Ekwensu by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:01am On Aug 10, 2014
tobechi74: A village changed its name from umuekwensu to umudibia after pastor deliverance revealed that name was responsible for problem of land
foreign religion is killing us.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfa Bible Studies: King David Doing Mother And Daughter. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:57pm On Aug 09, 2014
sebali: first d woman(ahinoam) being saul's wife does not mak her d mother of david's wife(michal) as we all kn kings den use to tak more dan one wife.(confirmed by nathan's quote "wives"wink

again nathan saying he(David) married saul's wives doesnt necessarily say Ahinoam(remember it read wives)

finally david's household was not punished because he married from saul's household bt because of wat he did to Uriah(if dats hw it is spelt)
Except David married an Ahinoam. What coincidence!

About Uriah, David was actually rewarded because the bastard son from that adulterous relationship became king.
Christianity EtcRe: What Would Happen If Muslims Were To Boycott Anything To Do With The Jews? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:31pm On Aug 09, 2014
It was going well until the holocaust nonsense.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfa Bible Studies: King David Doing Mother And Daughter. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:22pm On Aug 09, 2014
malvisguy212: yes, david do all this, he was a sinner,din't you see how his household pay for his immorality?all his children died prematurely, his son absallom killed his brother ammon.All this was a result of his sin, the reason why God favour david,start from abraham , God said he will bless abraham offspring that include david, moreover david repent of his sin, ask for forgivness.
THE DEVIL IS A LIER.
If you think the insanity in the house of David is painting your god in a good light, think again.

Note also that it is god who gave those married women to David in the first place. 2 Samuel 12:7-8. How does David's household pay for the work of god? the god of confusion?

And god also sent his son, the nazarene, via the lineage of David. Incoherent god.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfa Bible Studies: King David Doing Mother And Daughter. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:25pm On Aug 09, 2014
Sylvekzee: Well it says "took" and not "bleeped" exactly. How do you know he didn't take her for a different reason other than the obvious?
If it makes you sleep better. ok.

However, there are numerous other "takings" in the bible that resulted in child birth. Understand what you want.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfa Bible Studies: King David Doing Mother And Daughter. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:23pm On Aug 09, 2014
enm: Nothing point to David sleeping with mother and daughter here. One is ahinoam daughter of ahimaaz while the other one was from jezreel though no mention was made of the family she came from. Note that two or more people can be bearing the same name in a location. its just like mike marrying a lady whose mother name is abigail and along the line he started dating a lady name abigail, would you say mike is doing daughter and mother even if both lady originate from same place? There is nothing confusing here and if David is guilty of sleeping with mother and daughter it will be recorded so, so bro chill and have a nice weekend
This is where you are wrong and shows that you are not well versed in biblical literature. Let me enlighten you.

See 2 Samuel 12:7-8, where yahweh, through his prophet Nathan was confirming that the two Ahinoams are actually the same person. The wife of Saul.


2 Samuel 12:7-8

7 Then Nathan said to David, ‘You are the man! This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: “I anointed you king over Israel, and I delivered you from the hand of Saul. 8 I gave your master’s house to you, and your master’s wives into your arms. I gave you all Israel and Judah. And if all this had been too little, I would have given you even more.
Christianity EtcRe: Student Proves Professor Wrong by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:34pm On Aug 09, 2014
That student should have first read his bible where his god asserted that he did create evil.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfa Bible Studies: King David Doing Mother And Daughter. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:30pm On Aug 09, 2014
brito: Why not talk about your own book to your followers
Shouldn't you be happy I'm reading your book?
Christianity EtcRe: Hamas Hangs Young Children On Fence To Use As Human Shields by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:19am On Aug 09, 2014
But why is Israel shooting those children instead of saving them from evil Hamas?
Christianity EtcRe: Alfa Bible Studies: King David Doing Mother And Daughter. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:59am On Aug 09, 2014
brito: You no dey tire
I'm in a fucking warfare. Can't afford to get tired. This weird book is leading my people astray.
PoliticsRe: Breaking! Lai Mohammed Was Not Kidnapped by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:58am On Aug 09, 2014
Tunjasko: hey nigga,don't derail dis thread.....
same to you.
Christianity EtcAlfa Bible Studies: King David Doing Mother And Daughter. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:11am On Aug 09, 2014
I wonder if it was at the same time shocked shocked shocked shocked

I will let the bible speak for itself.

1 Samuel 14:49-50

49 Saul’s sons were Jonathan, Ishvi and Malki-Shua. The name of his older daughter was Merab, and that of the younger was Michal. 50 His wife’s name was Ahinoam daughter of Ahimaaz. The name of the commander of Saul’s army was Abner son of Ner, and Ner was Saul’s uncle.


1 Samuel 18:20

20 Now Saul's daughter Michal loved David. And they told Saul, and the thing pleased him.


1 Samuel 18:27

27 David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king's son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.


1 Samuel 25:43

43 David also took Ahinoam of Jezreel, and both of them became his wives.

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Breaking! Lai Mohammed Was Not Kidnapped by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:11am On Aug 09, 2014
berem: if you believe the Op,then you believe Jesus had two wives! undecided
I actually believe both.
PoliticsRe: Osun Poll Today, What Is Happening In Your Area? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:07am On Aug 09, 2014
mkoabiola: All I knw is dat God will gv my state a good govnor
is god voting as well?

or rigging the vote in your favour?
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Find Satanic Agents,its Urgent Pls Help by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:28am On Aug 08, 2014
fubbyy: ok good, am becoming useless as day passes by,all I want from the master is to change this condition for me,I want to start living as human, all I want from him is financial breakthrough
He can't do that. Sorry.
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Normal? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:56am On Aug 08, 2014
malvisguy212: am a christian, I believe in the mighty work of christ, to cure ebola is not my problem but the affected person, when jesus heal the blind, he said, BE IT UNTO YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR FAITH,if the blind man did not have faith, he could'nt have get healed, as an ebola patience if you do not have faith,do you think you will be healed? Thank you.
so your jesus only does selective healing? Impossible for him to heal the faithless.
And he calls himself omnipotent?
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Find Satanic Agents,its Urgent Pls Help by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:54am On Aug 08, 2014
fubbyy: this doesn't just make sense, yes I can't go to hospital to buy phone, I know but am asking where can I see the phone shop

All am asking here is for someone to show me where to see what am asking for
No. You are asking for a doctor to provide you with a phone line.

My first question to you is: what exactly do you want from Master?

Tell us and we'll see if it's something we can help you with.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Find Satanic Agents,its Urgent Pls Help by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:32am On Aug 08, 2014
fubbyy: all I need now is contact like address or phone number to call not what to read, I need practicals not theory,I need where to see not where to hear,I need it today,tomorrow is too far

I want to sell my soul to devil only if that can change this condition for me
You can't be a Satan follower and remain foolish. Try jesus if that's what you want.

Look, you can't go to a hospital to buy a telephone, there are phone shops for that.

If you need Satan in your life, your brain is the key. Shalom.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Find Satanic Agents,its Urgent Pls Help by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:17am On Aug 08, 2014
@op, what exactly do you want from Master?
Please note that you don't seek Master as you seek yahweh. Master can't make you any false promises. Master can only reactivate the imbibed wisdom in you that yahweh and his followers has extinguished. This wisdom, when reactivated, will guide you to immesurable wealth, health, happiness.

To start with debrainwashing you, get a copy of the xtian bible and start reading. Read it with an open mind, but your own mind. Not what was interpreted in a church somewhere but what your own mind interpretes. My alter ego advocate666 will soon open a thread with a copy of the satanic bible for reference purposes. Wait for it or get a copy for further enlightenment. Also search for advocate666's Satan ministry threads and learn.

Ave Satanas.
Christianity EtcRe: Igbo’s Should Apologise To Ekwensu by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:07am On Aug 08, 2014
No wonder Biafra lost.

Imagine going to war after insulting your war God.
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Normal? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:59am On Aug 08, 2014
malvisguy212: there is one mediator between God and man , jesus, what dos this mean? What ever you ask the father thro my name, it shall been giving to you, what dos it sound like? Even the disciple and apostle cast out demon in the name of jesus, i'v seen a muslim lady called jesus in her dream, uptill today the demon did not disturb her again, even the apostle cast out demon in the name of jesus. YOU NEED JESUS.


The op is confuse as you are. Jesus was sinless, isaiah say , no fault was found in his mouth, you talk about fart, am sure most of you guys have never seen your mom or dad fart before, [at lest most] the question of chasing women, like I saidm he was sinless so jesus did non of all this rubbish.

From genesis to revelation, satan look for fault to frame God, God said"let there be light" satan said "has God said" in the new testament God said "this is my beloved son" satan said to jesus "if you are the son of God" this is a battle against God, God has already judge satan, BOLAINO AM NOT ANGRY AT YOU, BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, YOU ARE SOOOO CONFUSED.
you are the one that sounds confused with this ballderash you wrote here.
HealthRe: Lagos Is Unusually Dry This Morning. Ebola Scare? (Pictures) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:54am On Aug 08, 2014
This Ebola will civilise us by force.
Christianity EtcRe: The Stance Of Christians On Consequentialism by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:59pm On Aug 07, 2014
kolawaxxy: cool. There lies my question, would you go to hell for that?
No. Satan does not accept stuppid people in his kingdom.

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