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Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:41pm On Oct 21, 2013
let's say you are the king of your village and you claim so many powers but one day the villagers captured your son and beat him mercilessly in front of you, hung him on a tree and put a nail crown on his head, all the while he is crying and calling out to you, the "powerful" king. But you just stand there and let them murder him.

THEN YOU EXPECT ME TO CALL YOU POWERFUL THE NEXT DAY?

You must be mad.

Is your doG mad?
Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:37pm On Oct 21, 2013
Cabsso: 1minute silent for dis guy cos his as gud as a dead man.
don't worry. we will all die one day.
Christianity EtcRe: End Of Year Awards Organisation Thread. Panel Members Only by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:33pm On Oct 21, 2013
macof: My opinion is to create one thread have different post of a category and a nominee. Then let the votes be realized through the likes the post gets
I can despatch 50 alfabots to like a post in one hour.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:31pm On Oct 21, 2013
Gombs: ^^
How did you conclude that God is evil?
god confessed in the only book he wrote. Have you read it yet?
Christianity EtcRe: End Of Year Awards Organisation Thread. Panel Members Only by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:21pm On Oct 21, 2013
Ishilove: Five stickied threads will make the front page look very cluttered. I propose one voting thread because the truth five stickied threads might be confusing for voters. We will spell out each category in black and white and tell the voters to clearly state which category they are casting the votes for.

Or we could apportion dates for each category. For e.g. Best overall poster Dec7-Dec 9

Best irreligious poster Dec9-De11

Best thread Dec11-13


Etc etc etc etc

All in one thread.

This will be to ensure the process is orgsanised, because the simple truth is Nigerians have the propensity to disorganise things when it is not going in their favour, so clearly set times will be a good thing.
I don't know how it will feel making people come back every 2 days to vote. Better do everything at the same time.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:38pm On Oct 21, 2013
^^^ fire!
Christianity EtcRe: End Of Year Awards Organisation Thread. Panel Members Only by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:35pm On Oct 21, 2013
ATMC: having five stickied voting threads for the 5 categories will make vote counting easier.
Not necessarily.
PoliticsRe: Army Begins Massive Recruitment – Ihejirika by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:00pm On Oct 21, 2013
[quote author=madam_oringo]So ijaws are now ibos? LWKMD! You have lost your identity and even now Ijaws are the new majority well before the ibos in Nigeria. When the GEJ guys is done, you will get the return match of your few years of foolishness and making enemies! Just wait for it...[/quote]Who said anything about ijaws and "ibos", whoever they are.

Igbos are in power already. All sectors. That's why you lot are having sleepless nights.

Imagine! The "no vanquished" lording it over the "no victors". LWKMD
PoliticsRe: Army Begins Massive Recruitment – Ihejirika by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:54pm On Oct 21, 2013
[quote author=madam_oringo]I hope it is not the usual pattern where Ihejerika populates the army with his ibos in a 95% lopsided ratio? You can't put anything past these people and the way Oduah is running the aviation sector to the ground with high corruption is exactly what we can expect from these people with the excuse that it is their share of the national cake! I hope Nigerians are smart to not let these people anywhere near the presidency![/quote]"these people" already have the presidency.
Christianity EtcRe: End Of Year Awards Organisation Thread. Panel Members Only by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:51pm On Oct 21, 2013
For voting, I propose a single stickied voting thread for all categories. The rule for voting should be simple.
You state what category you are voting and the name you are voting for that category. That's all. No chats allowed.
It will make counting votes easier and help avoid multiple confusing threads which the admin I'm sure will not want to sticky. Like this thread, it will need moderators to hide any post that doesn't follow the rule.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News! Anambrans Rejects Ngige (video) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:44pm On Oct 21, 2013
n'aha JizzUs. grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 6:30pm On Oct 21, 2013
texanomaly: Alfa , I see you have been released. Welcome home Hun.
For though absent in body, I am present in spirit; and as if present, I have already pronounced judgment on the one who did such a thing.
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Section 'awards Night' by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:06pm On Oct 21, 2013
It is very difficult to work under these conditions. Not even a warning. Just bust in, ban and throw away keys. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: (SEE THE DRAMA) Peter Obi Clashes With Chris Ngige At Onitsha Church Service by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:29pm On Oct 21, 2013
Thank you Satan.
Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:26pm On Oct 21, 2013
god in his abundant mercy is allowing me to make fun of him. grin grin grin grin

holy mumu comes to mind

divine mugu needs a worshiper

funny doG
Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:24pm On Oct 21, 2013
Kamsy10: FOOL
as well as powerless. come to Satan, the giver of knowledge.
PoliticsRe: Any Inteligent Man To Decode This? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:38pm On Oct 21, 2013
weak as a man? what exactly do you mean? viagra problems?
PoliticsRe: Funniest Video Ever!!!!!! The Gold Digger by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:06pm On Oct 21, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I must do this!
Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:00pm On Oct 21, 2013
If god was powerful, would he allow me to emabarass him like this?
PoliticsRe: Who’ll Save Aviation From Oduah’s Grip? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:39am On Oct 21, 2013
tpacalipse: This minister is gone. Trust me. Whether you like or not. Nigeria might be sinking but it as not finally sunk. The babe is gone for good.
In your fantasies.
PoliticsRe: Would You Vote Engr Musiwa For President? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:37pm On Oct 20, 2013
musiwa can't be worse than some people we already had. shonekan comes to mind.
PoliticsRe: Who’ll Save Aviation From Oduah’s Grip? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:35pm On Oct 20, 2013
fact is yoruba ministers destroyed aviation sector.
fact is Igbo minister is fixing it.

fact is, Stella is staying. If you don't like it, atlantic ocean is waiting for you.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Orders Dr Ngige To Reconcile With Wife by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:32pm On Oct 20, 2013
Any Igbo person that votes this ngiga of a thing should be excommunicated.
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Made A Huge Mistake Buying Cars by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:29pm On Oct 20, 2013
naijainfogalery: why wont all these psychiatric hospitals do a proper check before setting these mad men free. sad, sobs. I will blame this on The Minister of Aviation.
See another subsidy beggar.
Without Stella's oil money, where will your people be today?
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Made A Huge Mistake Buying Cars by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:28pm On Oct 20, 2013
ATMC: alfa, u 've been scarce at the other side...are we thru?
banned for declaring my love to Ishilove on the wrong thread.
Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:23pm On Oct 20, 2013
which kind god be this now?

"mercy"? Is that what he is using to hide his powerlessness?

Even me I had mercy on Obama, if not for my mercy, Obama will be running mad in chicago today.

Useless god.
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Made A Huge Mistake Buying Cars by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:41pm On Oct 20, 2013
naijainfogalery: who is this mumu Sorry for calling you that. why i said that was cos you said its her money, Its not her money that she used to buy it, its Naija's Govt money okay. Shey u no dey read news nii han han . Sorry for the abuse. Pele
Na you be the mumu. Na your papa money she use?

Naija Govt money? Don't make me laugh. Where does Naija Govt get its money from? FROM HER BACKYARD. So it's her money. Haters.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan May Sack Aviation Minister. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:47pm On Oct 20, 2013
Obasanjo may go to Mars.

Everything is possible. Next news please.
PoliticsStella Oduah Made A Huge Mistake Buying Cars by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:50am On Oct 20, 2013
She should have bought private jets so that those loud-mouthed haters would start committing mass suicide.
Stupid goats. It's her money, she can do whatever bloody hell she wants with it.

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