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Satan is Great.

Ishilove: Someone suggested this:

That's for one thread and all votes at the same time. Is that your vote?

aManFromMars:

https://i.imgflip.com/4c0lc.jpg

Double LOL.

Gombs: Gbam

How did you guess it?

I guess the foolishness was showing.

Gombs:
I have to go to church now..have choir rehearsals

Twas nice hanging out here.


Peace

Another soldier of christ takes to his heels. Well you can't win them all, can you?

Gombs: Ask him if he loves me
#NoHomo

You can speak to Him. He is not as invisible or silent as Yahweh.

Do you want Him in your life? Say yes and He'll come.

@Gombs, why did you think I am God?

Gombs:

Those rule are applicable to him alone ...Jesus didn't state all that for me...he said we should love all as he has loved us...I love Alfa...God knows I do

But however rule 4...Alfa, if at any time I begin to annoy you, you are obliged to treat me cruelly and without mercy.

I'd love to see Satan try!

But if you want me to stop and leave your page..I won't hesitate. Pls let me know if I'm no longer welcomed as this thread's topic suggests

Satan is very happy with your progress. It will be long and tough but in the end the rewards are immense. Carry on.

Gombs: I must give it to Anton La Vey, dude is a good writer.

I'm on page 13, the 9 satanic statements

These ones got my staggering in laughter

1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual
pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of
hypocritical self-deceit!


4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the
other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible,
instead of concern for psychic vampires!


7. Satan represents man as just another animal,
sometimes better, more often worse than
those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development", has become the most vicious animal of all!


8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all
lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!


9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever
had, as he has kept it in business all
these years!



Number 7 shows he didn't create man!..and hence he didn't create the universe...how then is he almighty and all powerful and all the baloney Alfa has been feeding folks here?

You are talking of LaVeyan Satanism. Not Alfa Satanism.

I vote 1

Voting in progress:

1 - One thread for all categories
2 - 5 threads, one for each category.

axion: Satanic rule 3
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

You are inside Alfa Seltzer's Satanic chatbox. Abeg show him respect oh

or else

Satanic rule 4
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.



Oh and meanwhile

Satanic rule 11
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Na wa oh

I was going to apply rule 4 to him but the I realised his true intent. He is a seeker. He has now stumbled upon the book of life. Another xtian reading a Satanic book. I need to pat myself on the back.

LambanoPeace: Like?

Unlike his balderash.

LambanoPeace: Where is Alfa....gombs asked thought provoking questions which I'd love to get answers to.


At least make an effort na

Gombs showed his brainwashing. His questions were unstructured ramblings his brain could decipher from the repetitions that he got at his church.

If he asks good structured questions, I will answer him. But first he needs to calm himself down.

Gombs: I prefer the adjective Depressing.

It is the mark of xtians to blame Satan for their shortcomings and afflictions. That is wrong. god told you he is reponsible for your woes but you give credit to satan. Don't let the jelous one send you to us at last because you're gonna suffer.

axion: Damn , you got me. I was going to use that line

Stay with Satan and your knowledge will increase.

harlos: Alright let us see.

Knowledge in whuch aspect?

All.

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Gombs: Oh well!

Satan has been defeated by my Jesus, I wonder what state of oblivion his followers would be in.




*exits thread to find another Satanist or Devil Worshiper or an Atheist (yeah, they are all in same cubicle)
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Let me go ask pagan9ja some questions


NB
Alfa, twas nice meeting your acquaintance, though short lived and unproductive and unedifying, because unlike your master satan who loves dialogue, you seem a novice in his discipleship with regards to dialogue and probably doctrine. You are an interesting chap, would love to have a sit down with you someday (you could bring satan along too, I'd be delighted to see him) and probably do some exorcism castings-out afterwards.
Jesus loves thee tho.

Warm regards,
Gombs

SMDH

harlos: Wetin satan wan offer today ?

Knowledge

axion: I go like watch.

Abi me and you fit play sef. Winner gets Ishilove, loser backs off!

I don't play with the love of my live. I will never gamble her. I would sooner lose everything I own than let your type hurt a single hair on her head.

harlos: Hello satan's family

You are very welcome here. Satan accepts you as you are.

Voting Starts today at 2 pm, nig time.

Ishilove: Axion my darling, it's not what you think. He's just a friend, I swerrrrrit!!

Quite Satanic my love. Quite Satanic.

axion: You guys dey play chess? 1.e5

Yes, sometimes, when celestial alignement permits.

[quote author=Bélla3]lmao....[/quote]You are welcome. Satan sees you.

ATMC: five sticky thread wont cluster the front page at all, dts coz its the season and besides its something dt will last for an interval.
Having all the categories in one thread will be cumbersome...it will be more organised if there are 5 threads with the contestants.
Mods will help hide derailers' posts as there will be other threads where discussion can take place for instance the nomination thread.
its easier to count votes in the diff thread than in one thread.

No, it will be less organised. It will require people clicking on 5 separate thread to vote instead of just voting on one. It will require mods moderating 5 separate threads instead of one. It is more cumbersome for the people counting votes.

@Gombs, you need to calm down first. Let the spirit of godly violence get out you. Replace it with the spirit of creative destruction and see a great change in your life.

Destroy something today: an overdue hymen, an evil thought, the seed of an orange, etc. Do something that will bring about good. Then restructure your questions and stop telling us what you have been misled to believe.

Ishilove: Where is my tall, handsome and rich Alfa??

I've missed you, my love. Come to your Ishi!! Mwaaaaaaah!!!

Always here for you darling. Always.

I may end up thanking Mukina for that ban because you have been different since your return.

Together we will conquer.

@Gombs, you seem lost. But you have a curious mind. That's the start of Satanism. It shall be well.

^^^there's nothing short and precise about these.

Gombs: Alfa ..I have a series of short and precise questions


oblige me.

@Gombs, before your next question, please define evil.

Gombs: Absolutely, I read it daily!....so, in other words you used the bible to conclude he was/is evil, right?

In other words, he said he is evil. I don't need any conclusions.