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Olly barbie219: Reminds me of a story 'toy guns' d kids were so obsessed wit toy guns,dat dey practiced every actions dey watched in movies with their toys..til dey got in2 trouble. y must dis toys be produced?? Wats d motive of parents hu hand dis toys 2 their kids?..one day such kids wd grow up n want 2 handle the real ones.

What's wrong in wanting to handle a real gun? Are soldiers not handling real guns?

If we follow your twisted one sided logic, toy cars may make kids want to steal cars when they grow up. Toy barbie dolls will make girls want to become prostitutes, etc.

I hope the family sues the incompetent police force.

Having a gun is not unlawful in California and holding one is not a justifiable cause to be shot. But here we are even talking of a toy gun which if the policement have had a good training would have distinguished from a real one. Moreover, it's being held by a small boy! Those police never tell the real story!

Stop persecuting gays.

what happens if I ask him into my heart?

This thread has just confused me. I was sure that she was used as a sallah ram but after reading that chapter again now, I have my doubts.
This is because of the ending parts of the chapter where it insisted on her virginity instead of her death. They cried because she would stay a virgin and never have children. This got me thinking: if somebody was going to be killed and burnt, the last thing that will worry her and her friends will be sex.
But then, maybe human sacrifice was so rampant and accepted in those days that it didn't bother them.
I have to research this.

Judek2: Now I know why this is in the joke section.

because god is a joke.

Judek2: We also have fun of Satan everyday.. Some say he has a black a$$ like mapuoka, some say he has a red a$$ like Rudulgh, I say he has no a$$ atalllllll. What can you say about him?
Others say he is the ugliest creature created, How true is that?

Like Satan gives a Bleep what you say.

Ask the omnipowerless one what it thinks. that is, if he can come out from hiding behind his heavenly cupboard.

For how long? 5 days?

Next on agenda is when to vote.

Suggestions please.

4 votes for 2 > alfa, macof, divepen & pagan

2- Only those registered before 01/10/2013 that have spent more than 1 day online and have made at least 30 posts on nairaland.

macof: This I agree with

What's your vote please?

noblefada: Interesting topic @OP. First let me say this the Bible is not a literal material and therefore the Holy Spirit is essential is knowing and understanding it contents and of course the believer must be diligent in studying. The issue u guys had was simply due to not understanding the concept of dispensations in the Bible. Moses did not see God, but was actually communicating with angels who represented God as recorded in Gal 3, the law was a shadow and did not represent the perfect desire and will of God. But let me say this I'm a bit "envious" of Moses, because no other man in the IT enjoyed and experienced the gifts of the HS like Moses did.

At last! The first "not literal" apologist arrives.

I vote 2.

Time for a new vote.

Who can vote for the awards?

1- Everybody
2- Only those registered before 01/10/2013 that have spent more than 1 day online and have made at least 30 posts on nairaland.
3- Everybody that is registered before 1st of October can vote.
3- Everybody that is registered before 1st of December can vote.

Ishilove: Tex darling, I'm good. How is your day going?

mmmh!

They are going through the courts at least. Legally.
Unlike some people that prefer killing each other and drinking rat poison or collecting blood money etc.

ledafaze: And by the way, OP please remove the name of the substance she took abeg.... Please I beg you... This will avoid others into thinking they can get it so cheap!

Why don't you send a request to vanguard to remove it? Or even ask google to remove all links on how to commit suicide.
Self-appointed protector of whatever. Mtcheew.

everyday: The op must be a satanist

What a vision. Inspired?

Divepen: What will happen to those who have multiple accounts before,though i support this

See the parable of the ten virgins. It's called planning ahead and jesus supports it.

On a serious note, there is no way of knowing unless a person confesses. Most @alfa monikers are mine but I have recently started seeing other alfa monikers that admirers are creating. I have other non-alfa monikers with different ips, so there's no way of knowing. That is why it is important that the person be a frequent poster on nairaland or at least we use the "time spent online" marker.

My suggestion is this. Those registered before 01/10/2013 that have spent more than 1 hour online and have made at least 30 posts on nairaland. No need to count posts. Just click on the persons profile and you can see all these information.

See yours below.

ajayikayod: when did u become d spoke man for everybody.

when did u become d spoke man for anybody?

debbiebear: R.I.P ,dia shuld be a couselin centre 4 rape nd molestation victims in Nigeria.............evil people

I would rather there is death penalty for rapists.

As you can see above, there was a late submission yesterday after voting has started. As far as I can tell, there is no objection to this submission and I am thus proposing that we nullify all previous votes on item 7 and start a new vote with the new suggestion included. The new voting will begin at 2 pm today (nig time), except if we receive a majority objection. In the meanwhile, please propose your suggestions before voting starts. NOT AFTER. Thanks.

texanomaly: Actually, darkness is the absence of light.

Hello Alfa. How are you?

I'm alright. Don't mind Ishilove. Philosophy gives her headaches.

"Darkness is light turned inside out"- Beelzebub

loveroftruth: When a satanist is the umpire, what do you expect ?

Why will he not make the most important rule to be slact ?
Yes! So that there will be room for those with "50 alfa bolt" or more to send them and win best Religiouse poster of the year at the expence of the so call christians ? (he will call them "dump christians"

If the date of registration is not addressed, then forget it. And it should not be allowed withing a periond when election is about to take place for newly registerd ID to think of coming to vote..

Is there no next year for newly registerd to vote ?

If someone was not here some six months or more, what will the value of who wins be to him ? Let alone someone that is not a regular poster?

You all can accept whatever you like from a satanist whose creed allows him to bend the rules to his fevour when it matters.

no dey vex. Satan is in control.
I have asked them to sleep over it. This because we have rules: first we discuss, then we vote. We don't discuss during vote but my co-panel associates have this annoying attitude of keeping silent until the vote starts going the way they don't want. I can see the sense in the later suggestions which is why I adjourned voting. Tomorrow if others agree we can restart.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]why is it too late?

Its not too late.

we are in no hurry. we have no where to run.[/quote]Ok, let's sleep over it.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]the user must be registered before 1st of OCtober so there is no chance of multiple accounts.[/quote]Too late.

texanomaly: No...I do believe in his existence though.

The bolded is all that matters. You are appreciated.

Eebrahym: Silly question that need a silly answer
However I won't give u a silly answer

what happens when you keep
Wanking day after day for weeks and months and
years to the extent that wanking just becomes a
mere routine to you (cos you are so used to
it)...does it (the dick) still have any value or
potency left in it...is it still useful?

Fixed it for ya.

Joshthefirst: what about me, I've been here since the beginning of this thread. Am I becoming more satanic?

Maybe not outwardly but inside of you, something has changed and you know it.

Mr Troll: hello striky, I think I need your opinion on this current option we are now voting on...pls respond ASAP.

Why do you need his opinion? Can't you make up your own mind like a big boy?