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Ishilove: Aren't you scared that God will arrest you if you fraternise with me?Do I for a freaking minute ever look like I am scared of the omnimpotent one? |
Joythah: hahaha.... You really are ignorant. So ignorant that you are of no use to satan. My Lord and Saviour may not have attended your satanic school(how can knowledge himself go to school SMH) but it is on record that he debated the learned people of his day and they marvelled at his knowledge.. Luke 2 vs 46-47.I think that luke was being sarcastic. Imagine a barrow pusher giving a lecture to a bunch of university professors. They also will marvel at the abject nonsense capable of coming out of a single person. |
Ishilove: You're kidding, right?Agent of the Enlightened One never kids with these matters. Be mine and let us conquer the world. |
Ishilove: Just stop it!!Do you accept my proposal? |
joel lala: Wow i guess i did...No, you didn't. |
Elem1: BlasphemyShould I be stoned? |
Ishilove: You have very strange tastesAnd you sound strangely tasteful. |
Ishilove: O Seltzer, come to Jesus, He is there for you...I would rather come |
Ishilove: O Seltzer, come to Jesus, He is there for you...I would rather on |
Ishilove: A cross betwee Ngozi Ezeonu and Mona Lisa ChindaAnd here was I thinking something of a cross between Mary Magdalene and Jezebel. Great women. |
Mintayo: My lady, no vex o,i will actually love to knw how you look like...lolzClothed? |
Mr Troll: jeez man! Really? Is this your response?Prediction: He won't answer. |
Ishilove: Lol. Mr Troll, I know what this is about and I aint falling for itWhat's in a name? Do not judge by the facade of flesh but rather by the content of character. Test yourself with me. Test your faith. This is your Lord calling out to you. Prove your steadfastness as Job did in his tribulation. If your faith is strong, you will come with me. If he who is in you is greater, you won't be afraid of me. Come! my dear, let us leap. Let the hand of destiny catch us and direct us to our predestined fate. I am waiting. I am here for you. |
[quote author=nu-well]Err...Did some folks input the wrong url or click the wrong link? This is THE CHRISTIAN CHATBOX, just so y'all reminded o. [/quote]Who cares what you think. Abeg face left and let us chat. |
ATMC: *yawns*Wider. |
Ishilove:Is your faith not strong enough? |
Ishilove: How, Mr Troll?I like you too. Can we take it to the next level? |
obadiah777: lol dont fall for that heathens inquisition and aint nobody getting into anybodys subconscious . dayummmI'm sure the part of her you want to get into is not the subconscious one. |
joel lala: Okay, if it is sweet music to their ears they should post it on the non-christain chat box so that other satanists can gather together and listen to the sweet music and praise their master.Admin and super mods disagree with the bolded. |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]I don't get what the ish is if there's an atheist thread as well [/quote]Go back a few pages and see logicboy's complaint. |
Ishilove: Semantics. Posting a love song isn't offensive to their atheistic beliefs but posting a love song to satan on a christian chat thread is VERY offensive, striky, and you know it.Double standards. |
Ishilove: If you did then it should be hidden. Its a CHRISTIAN chatbox for heaven's sakes.Obinoscopy disagrees with you. Ehm, I left you a personal message over there. Check it out. |
Ishilove, can you be my chick? You may bring me closer to Christ. You never know. |
Ajibam: Why can't you just stop saying what you don't know?I hope you were looking in the mirror while typing that. |
Ishilove: Me and you ke? I am not your 'chick' so why must it be me and you?It's not about me and you but about the test. Let's put your assumption to test. |
Ajibam: What's Concerns me about that...Praise to the Master indeed. His works are marvelous. |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Hmmmm you sure it's them or the violence wanting to take God's kingdom by force? [/quote]You sound like a disciple of Obadiah. Has he converted you as well? |
Ajibam: Bro..you can't believe have not enter that thread for like a week...i have not hid any person Post there or ban self..I just made another Satanic Praise post there. Let's see how long it lasts. |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Seriously you guys fighting abi arguing again ![]() God I love this section *sits down with popcorn and coke*[/quote]No peace since Seun put the people of god in charge. |
Itsfacts: Am not a christian because I say f ucking? Some people who go to church every Sunday and are adulterers you call them christian yet you question meDon't get me wrong. I like your christianity. I am just wondering about your fellow brethren in christ and their acceptance of your vocabulary. That's all. |
striktlymi: I think LB is right!That's the second time you forgot the "L" in my name. I heard that's it's 2 year olds that have a problem with the letter "L". |
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