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Uyi Iredia: If obadiah can be a mod you can. But then your whole profile and persona on this site is themed on satire of what people take seriously so expect a ban. Just because people bone it, doesn't mean it doesn't offend. I'll say the same wrt to what some do to atheists here.

Satan is not a satire and we take it very seriously. If we are not welcome on this forum, Seun should say so. But until then, the least the forum admin should do is accord us the same freedom and protection as it accords the godly.

Uyi Iredia: SMH (Scratching ma head). Off-topic in anl thread that doubles as an off-topic section. Hmmn.

Well, he has a point. The thread says comments, complaints and questions. TO MODERATORS. Nothing about arguments. If you want an argument, open athread.

HumbledbYGrace: Yes

What do you mean "yes"? Satan is not an insult but an elevation. Saying that the Glorious name "Satan" is an insult that warrants a ban is offensive to us Satanists.

How would you feel if "Christ" becomes an insult and a Satanic mod starts banning people for mentionning christ?

Seun: I hereby ask HumbledByGrace to please unhide any posts she hid that were not against the rules of Nairaland.

As for those posts she hid which were against the rules, I hereby ask her to please name the rules that were broken so that all shall know that HumbledByGrace is a just and fair moderator.
cc: mukina2 and obinoscopy.

Hehehe. Someone just got her workload increased through overzealousness.

striktlymi: I hope you aint referring to your 'Jizz-uss' thread?? That thread does not come close to being intellectual.

You wouldn't know intellectual even if it slapped you.

wiegraf: Op didn't specify and that is a triangle. And all triangles in existence actually happen to be like that, not flat. Also, the holy sp.irit is mysterious and omnipotent, capable of absurdities, so you're wrong there.

On a semi-related note, the picture you paint isn't exactly correct from where I'm sited. It's not a case of orientation per se, it's a case of what is actually happening. All spacetime is curved. Through the universe mass contorts, no exceptions. So in actuality every single line in the universe is curved. 2d exists only in theory

It's obviously silly to account for the curving in everyday life as the effects are so negligible you can consider them non-existent at these scales. Just as it would be silly to go about using the fact that you are both a wave and particles to thereby attempt walking through a wall. The effects of weirdness and uncertainty are virtually non-existent/detectable at the macro level, so much so they are ignored, but they still exist. Same thing here with geometry

And another another note related to actual motion, which every single atom in the universe is constantly engaged in. Supposing you stay still and flash a powerful laser ahead, you'll see the light follow a straight line. However, an observer from another location will see the path of the light curve because, of course, you're actually moving in other directions as well. Point is while you might think yourself moving in a straight line at any time, you actually aren't. You will be following a curved path, just like the light would, and this affects everything.

No such thing as a flat, 2d straight line in reality. (mayhaps at some yet to be discovered quantum level, but you get the point)

You have just confounded yourself even more by insisting on combining 2 different worlds: 2 & 3 Ds. So after everything, you arrived at the amazing conclusion that in our 3D world seemingly straight lines are actually curves thus no straight lines in 3D. And no "2D straight line in reality neither.

I remember our Big Bang discussion and just laughed at whether you realise that BigBangers based their theory of our real 3D universe on flatness (no curves, not even minute). Infact, according to them, the only reason light travels at a straight line is because of this flatness. So, here you are going against them here so just you can challenge me.

Fail doesn't begin to define you.

In any case, at the base we are actually saying the same thing: things change characteristics depending on perspective.

cannonnier: there are plenty of verses in the qur'an that claim it is the word of God, but the bible clearly say "the book john, mathew, there is no even the book jesus. Apparently those people are telling what they hear about God from his prophets.

So the bible is more like the hadiths.

i can see that you haven't read the bible yet.

Image123: don' t worry OP, you will explain to God that these are the things that stopped you from living a christlike life., Then the people who had the tragedes themselves and still believed in God like Job, Paul, Joseph, Daniel and co will leave you speechless and without a choice than to spend eternity in hell fire. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

of course.

It depends on which god you are talking about.

And I will never be banned for calling someone the highly insulting names of a "child of god" or "christian" here because Satan always wins.

Logicboy03: no....because, you're a satanist. You would be calling me your boss

So you know what I mean when I refer to you as a child of god, or christian.

peppy luv: Na nna gi bu slowpoke >: better leave italo and stay out of catholic threads,u and alfa or wateva his silly name is are Foooooooooools

butthurt?

Kalvan: What has happened to this section?! It has truly gone to the dogs. No single intellectual Thread. All you people do is fight.

Intellectual threads get derailed by born again mods with threats of ban if we try to use our brains. We will soon become like the ayatolahland lorded over by maclatunji.

Logicboy03: One dimensional thinking again.


I dont believe Satan exists but being called ‘satan’ is annoying. Use your brain for logic and not romance for once in your life. Think.

When a christian says that i am Satan, he is saying that I am the embodiment of evil. It is no different from saying that atheism is evil.

It is not about satan existing but the sentiment of disgust from the christian that is calling me a devil.

Just use your brain please

If I called you Satan, would you take it as an insult?

^^^ there is fire on the mountain, ban, ban, ban.

I need to have a dump. Where is my toilet paper? Thanks.

I have heard news this morning that The Pope goes about with police escort and sirens, lives in a mansion and generally lives an opulent life sytle, but most of his members can hardly feed themselves ?

Also that his so called Catholic Church has properties in the US and Europe and Asia and Africa and South America and Australia and Canada and on most of the Islands, now I am very sure this is true, but the fact is, where did he get the money from, does he have a job or business.

Why does this MAN contrary to scripture , give the rich front seat positions in the church , and relegate the poor to the back ?

I also noted that many miracles being performed are fake , is this true.

Nigerians, wake up and leave this church let this man be on his own when judgement falls.

Your priority is to feed you families and take care of them, to help the needy around you and stop supporting these fakes, charlatans and robbers.

blackmann: Yeah, I know it is freedom of expression. But free speech doesn't mean we should make a ridicule of it. That's my point. It is better to keep quiet than to open one's mouth and make a fool of oneself. Everyone has the right to say whatever he wants to say, but you just can't take anyone who keeps making dumb remarks serious, can you?

You err. Free speech means exactly that we should be able to make anything we want of it, including things that may seem ridiculous to others. If not, it is no longer free.

idnoble135: lol.... We are fine. We are just on top of the world. Christ rocks!!!

Then stop being afraid and running whenever confronted.

Logicboy03: Italo also called me satan

But, but...

Logicboy03:

I pledge my life to Satan.


Are you happy now?


Can I lso pledge my life to Baal, Belzeebub, Esu, Loki, Baphomet and Mephistopheles?

https://www.nairaland.com/1183603/why-not-atheist-what-makes

idnoble135: you did not have to quote me. No offense.
All thesame, a wonderful afternoon to you.
Cheers.

Ahhh! Christians. What's wrong with you people?

blackmann: It may be fun at first, but when it comes to the point when EVERY topic is commented more than 10 times with "end time things", it tends to become seriously annoying. Just imagine making serious comments and discussions and one slow-poke says "end time things". Doesn't make sense at all.

It's called freedom of expression but I guess we nigerians have a long way to go before we can tolerate diverse views. End ti..... oops.

idnoble135: ouch!

Sorry, I've gone as low as I can go today with doltish christians.

striktlymi: Who is the silly mod that hid my complaint/Question??

That would be the usual suspect with a mission.

italo: I didnt call YOU satan. As a Christian that is senseless because I know satan is not a human being though he can use a human being...

...and as an Atheist, satan should be nothing to you.

He is no atheist. He just pretends to be one to look cool. Real atheists are Satanists.

wiegraf: You would be moving in a straight line......on a curve.

Doesn't mean the world is flat. Where do you even get that?

Ah, I get it. You are talking of a straight line in the sense that I am not walking like a drunk or one possesed by the holy spirit. However, the surface I travel on in a curved one. That's the perspective I was talking about. It's like looking at the lines on a basket ball. They may seem straight to some people and curved to others.

However, if you take is like that, then all lines are straight depending on orientation. I would thus for the purpose of the original question, assume that the poser was asking about angles on a 2 dimensional triangle.

italo: I was referring to satan himself, not you whom I see as a child of God.

Besides, how is "satan" that you claim is non-existent worse than "fool""idiot""slave" that you ceaselessly call me and anyone who disagrees with you?

I wonder o!

italo: Maybe she doesnt need you as her spokesperson.

(Lowering my IQ) I am not.

italo: It is ZERO.

Yet you have been talking to me all day.

I am selfless.

italo: I dont know anyone who understands you, whether you are acting a fool or not.

Maybe you are the only human with high IQ.

Or maybe you're the only one with low IQ.

Even after stooping so low you have a problem understanding me, I just wonder how low your your intelligence is. You really need Satan.

italo: Could it be that she sees my question/complaint as an insult to her?

Maybe she banned you for calling someone Satan. Which act is actually an insult to Satanists.

Please mods, don't ban anybody that call me Satan. It is never an insult to be refered to with the name of the Exalted One.