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Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:16pm On Sep 13, 2013
It's good that christians have been chased away from this thread.
Christianity EtcRe: Illiterate Jesus Exposed As A False Prophet And Liar. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 4:13pm On Sep 13, 2013
joel lala: cheesy grin..I will have to admit that you have used the error i made for not posting the link source to the science evidence i posted..Nice move but i wont say you debunked me per say but rather you held me indirectly to ransom and made my stance shaky...You are sly..I surrender the argument of the mustard seed however, i was able to prove alfa wrong in the remaining two he provided cheesy (Alfa go vex now)..The mustard seed is tricky(no time to really ponder on it because i am working while replying you guys and your deciet)..
You mean jesus didn't lie when he told his brothers he wasn't going to the festival?
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:25pm On Sep 13, 2013
Why are mods persecuting me? Hiding my posts when no NL rule has been broken. Refusing to take action when such mistakes are brought to their attention?
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:23pm On Sep 13, 2013
striktlymi: Check this thread and tell me that I am imagining things: https://www.nairaland.com/1437667/pope-francis-starting-suspect-he#18090930 especially his response to Chukwudi here: https://www.nairaland.com/1437667/pope-francis-starting-suspect-he#18094344
Luckily for your would have been clients, you are not a lawyer. How is that a proof?
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:34pm On Sep 13, 2013
Judas2013: Imagine if i can sell jesus to the U.S ,they will take him to Area 51. He go turn water to wine tire cool
I don't think the french, chilieans and australians will quite like that. You may start another world war. Leave the zombie alone.
Christianity EtcRe: My Apologies And A New Appointment by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:31pm On Sep 13, 2013
booqee: because its the same name i'm using on fb. And i'm unable to change my fb name now because i've changed it a lot in the past. They were occasions when pple added me from nl. I'm certain they simply searched my username on fb. Most of them put me on suspense. Till now i don't know them on nairaland, but they know me. angry The second person was even telling me most of the things i said on nl during one particular heated argument. And i didn't like it. I like my privacy. I prefer to be anonymous on this forum but its not possible now. And as a matter of fact, this is not the name i wanted to use, it kept rejecting all the name i chose until i chose this. Anyway i eventually liked d username not until people were adding me from nl.
Grab another moniker and problem solved. Or you no wan make Seun reach 2 million users by next year?
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:23pm On Sep 13, 2013
Judas2013: I meant an Egyptian record. They would have at least written something about it.
Logic would dictate they remove it from official records. If the story is to be believed, it means a great empire was ouwitted and outmanoeuvred by a bunch of slaves. That's a major humiliation. Which country puts its humiliation on record?
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:19pm On Sep 13, 2013
[quote author=Doc_Miss]Get thee behind Me ! ! grin grin .[/quote]Are you sure you want him behind you?
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:18pm On Sep 13, 2013
Chibuebem: Out of the mouth of two or three witnesses, every word shall be established
huh
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:16pm On Sep 13, 2013
Judas2013: Apparently there is no record the Egyptians enslaved the Israelites. Sometimes i wonder why the bible did not claim yahweh built the pyramids.
There is: the book of exodus.
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:13pm On Sep 13, 2013
[quote author=Doc_Miss]Nah Don't get me wrong grin . The Bible has different accounts written by Different People..and they all contradict themselves.

If Matthew says Joseph Is the Son Of Jacob and Luke says Joseph is the Son of Heli.. Who then am I supposed to Believe.

I need someone to enlighten me .
Anyone grin grin ??[/quote]Maybe Jacob and Heli were gay and adopted Joseph.
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:59pm On Sep 13, 2013
Chibuebem: I actually thought you guys would do better than this. I was prepared to face more. Its a shame this is coming from those who claim to be intellectual. I'm not surprised shaa. This is pathetic.
So who killed King Saul?
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:54pm On Sep 13, 2013
quivah: dear,the only contradiction there is who Joseph's father was
You get a sense that the isrealites were just a bunch of bastards and harlots. They had no exact idea of who is whose father there.
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:50pm On Sep 13, 2013
quivah: i'm sure no one will buy!!
He was sold for just 10silvers while He was alive. Now, will wanna buy a Ghost!
Tho,the Christians say He's pretty much still alive!
Zombie things.
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:07pm On Sep 13, 2013
noblefada: It's funny, after typing reply about creation being a spiritual creation before physical with evidence of showing scripture, which @ray tried to discredit and @alfa ignored and ask other questions, part of which I also re-echoed while supporting @Uyi post on Adam all of which is just above for you guys to read and yet u're saying I didn't answer anything! dats being dishonest, you could have just said you were not satisfied with my answer rather than say I didn't answer them.
Listen I'm not here to argue with any body, because I've bin on that road b4 and u guys will stop at nothing to make sure u achieve ur aim, the only reason I reply the thread was just because of xtian brethren that may be reading the thread, so that they don't think you guys are telling the truth, which I've achieved above.
Finally let me say again I can give explanation of those contradictions easily, get an unbiased umpire then we can talk. Shallom.
So christians needs you in order to keep their faith. Thay didn't understand what they were doing in the first place?

Stop dodging. Answer my two questions:
How did Judas die?
Who killed King Saul?
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:34pm On Sep 13, 2013
noblefada: I've said earlier answering ur question is waste of my time because u won't believe, to you guys u can't be wrong! I've had this problem with so many people on this forum, I think for us to come to a meaning end in future we need an unbiased moderator or umpire, so that meaningful verdict can be given. Just imagine all the explanations given so far but u guys still go ahead refute them.
Pls @ray even if ur believes are different we still gentlemen and courtesy demands mutual respect, enough of the name calling pls.
So those questions were too complicated for your christian brain? Why not ask the holy spirit to help you answer them or are they too strong for it as well?
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:44am On Sep 13, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: Who is satan to the christianshuh
Which rule? The rule? Which rule did it break? Obinoscopy said I could post what I want as long as no rule is broken. Obadiah agreed with him.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Humans Feel The Need For A God? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:31am On Sep 13, 2013
RationalDude: That's an interesting response but what would you say about the pope? The dude is in charge of one of the largest organisation in the world and yet he still has a need for God. I think poverty would only apply in poorly developed nations.
The pope is in charge but has no pessession. He is a pampered pauper. Poverty is the root cause of religion.
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:12am On Sep 13, 2013
noblefada: Although I decided not engage u guys in ur folly, just wanted to support @Uyi. Ecc 3:14 KJV says I know that, whatsoever God doeth, it shall be for ever: nothing can be put to it, nor any thing taken from it: and God doeth it, that men should fear before him.
God intended man in Adam to live forever, but when he disobeyed he died spiritually and then physically.
Jacob as a person retained his name but concerning thepromise became the nation of Israel.
Are my questions to hard for the christian mind? Running away, are we?
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:30am On Sep 13, 2013
noblefada: You see yourself, dodging and frantically trying to save your faces. You can now see why xtians were just avoiding this thread. I made two valid clarifications rather than the Op to do the honourable thing and admit it at least got those version, he simply avoided them and then my friend @Uyi whom I not even sure is a practising xtian right now easily punched some more holes in ur allusions and again what do we see, dodging tactics.
Pls my friends, I'll tell you again explaining all ur contradictions above is a very simple thing but I'll choose not to, because u won't admit u were wrong even with a very valid response.
I think I've achieve my aim, to show xtians viewing this thread ur folly, and big thanks to @Uyi for helping out.
Grace to you all
Please answer my 2 questions and stop dodging.
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:58am On Sep 13, 2013
Ray McBlue: Saul was slain by God

1 Chronicles 10:14- And enquired not of the LORD: therefore he slew him, and turned the kingdom unto David the son of Jesse

Or did he?

1 Samuel 31:4- Then said Saul unto his armourbearer, Draw thy sword,
and thrust me through therewith; lest these uncircumcised come and thrust me through, and abuse me. But his armourbearer would not; for he was sore afraid. Therefore Saul took a sword, and fell upon it.
Or maybe an Amalekite did it.

2 Samuel 1:8-10

8 “He asked me, ‘Who are you?’

“‘An Amalekite,’ I answered.

9 “Then he said to me, ‘Stand here by me and kill me! I’m in the throes of death, but I’m still alive.’

10 “So I stood beside him and killed him, because I knew that after he had fallen he could not survive. And I took the crown that was on his head and the band on his arm and have brought them here to my lord.”


No! It's the philistines!

2 Samuel 21:12

12 he went to the people of Jabesh-gilead and retrieved the bones of Saul and his son Jonathan. When the Philistines had killed Saul and Jonathan on Mount Gilboa, the people of Jabesh-gilead stole their bodies from the public square of Beth-shan, where the Philistines had hung them.
Christianity EtcRe: Illiterate Jesus Exposed As A False Prophet And Liar. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:34am On Sep 13, 2013
joel lala: you should open your eyes...does the olive plant become the largest herb?
No. It's an example of a plant bigger than the mustard plant.
Christianity EtcRe: Illiterate Jesus Exposed As A False Prophet And Liar. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:29am On Sep 13, 2013
texanomaly: No point...as I said, just an observation. Interesting reading though.
So you just copied and pasted another person's personal views in oeder to not make a point? Are you a christian par hasard?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Humans Feel The Need For A God? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:26am On Sep 13, 2013
RationalDude: Does it matter if god is real or not? Why do humans feel so much need for a god?
Poverty.

The rich have no such need, naturally.
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Guy Marry A Muslim Girl? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:25am On Sep 13, 2013
op, the choice is yours. You either continue living in the backward past and making your family happy at your own detriment or you take a leap of faith into the future with the girl of your dreams and make your own mistakes and accept your own rewards.
Put in other words, be Satanically selfish and seek your own happiness or be a mumu African and seek other's happiness.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:44am On Sep 13, 2013
Ishilove: This is a tongue-in-cheek, mischievous question, deliberately designed not to solve a problem, but to cause further controversy and katakata.
You give me way too much credit Ishi my love. Good morning to you as well. How is you planning this weekend? Is you staying alone again at home or going out to get hammered in a Satanic way?
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Babble - Contradictions In The Holy Bible by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:41am On Sep 13, 2013
noblefada: You see the problem I've with you guys, when you think u've have a water tight argument about God n someone burst ur bubble, you resolve to name calling rather than address the valid point raised.
You seem to think u know the Bible more than the author, the Holy Spirit! You see I just picked 2 of ur folly because they were more important to me. My explanation about creation was very valid, but do u know ur problem, were u got things mixed-up, u think God is a physical being or entity so must follow the ways of humans, that my friend is ur folly.
Let me educate u, God is Spirit as clearly stated in Joh 4:24 "God is Spirit, and the people who worship him must worship in spirit and truth.” so God does things in the spirit b4 they manifest in the physical. The Bible is not a literal book so pls stop all this folly!
Please I have two questions only.
1. How did Judas die?
2. Who killed Saul, King of Isreal?
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:09am On Sep 13, 2013
Any mod care to tell me what rules I broke?
It is important to point out whatever we do wrong so we can avoid repeating it in the future. This is necessary for the smooth running of this place.
Christianity EtcRe: Illiterate Jesus Exposed As A False Prophet And Liar. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 6:05am On Sep 13, 2013
texanomaly: LaVeyan Satanism, often referred to simply as Satanism among most adherents, is a tradition in Satanism founded in 1966 by Anton LaVey. Its teachings are based on individualism, epicureanism and "eye for an eye" morality, drawing influences from the rituals and ceremonies of occultist Aleister Crowley and the philosophies of Friedrich Nietzsche and Ayn Rand. Employing Crowley's terminology, its adherents define Satanism as a "Left-Hand Path" religion and philosophy, rejecting traditional "Right-Hand Path" religions such as Christianity and Wicca for their perceived denial of life, and, as in Christianity, emphasis on abstinence and unnecessary guilt. Unlike Theistic Satanism, LaVeyan Satanism does not involve the literal worship of any being other than the self, but rather uses "Satan" as a symbol of carnality and earthly values, of man's inherent nature, and of a cosmos which Satanists perceive to be permeated and motivated by a force that has been given many names by man over the course of time. Anton LaVey established Satanism's first and largest religious organization, the Church of Satan, in 1966, and codified Satanic beliefs and practices in The Satanic Bible in 1969. The Church of Satan states that there are a number of Satanists around the world, including both members and non-members. It often rejects the legitimacy of any other organizations of Satanists, dubbing them reverse-Christians, pseudo-Satanists or Devil worshipers.
Wikipedia

Friedrich Nietzsche and Ayn Rand had some very self-centered and self serving ideas. Interesting that LaVey chose their philosophies. Aleister Crowley was the founder of a pagan religion based on certain Egyptian gods. Interesting stuff, but none were Devil worshipers. LaVey seems to have been a spoiled rich kid, who grew up and was determined to be defiant and dissolute in a very religious climate.

Just an observation.
Tex
So?

What's your point?
Christianity EtcRe: Illiterate Jesus Exposed As A False Prophet And Liar. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:19pm On Sep 12, 2013
joel lala: hahahahaha....i cant stop laughing..i actually thought you wanted to even quote me in the areas were you were debased..BTW everybody viewing this whole discussion knows that the scientific research evidence i provided was not carried out by me..so if you believed initially that i did that research then you are grossly ignorant..also i didnt bother to look at the website since rather i must have been more focused in giving alfa n answer using science since that was the initial scope..
Now, that you are accussing me of copying the science explanation, did you or alfa think of this issue on the mustard seed before or you came across it on an atheist website? Infact most of you nl athiest contraditions topics towards the bible are actually gotten frm www.evilbible.com and how many of you acknowledged the source.
It doesn't matter where it comes from, what matters is the substance. That said, I do not do copy and paste. I read books and apply my mind. Try it.

Coming to your defense of the illiteracy of jesus, he said all plants. But even if he said only garden herbs or plants, he would still be wrong as the mustard is neither the smallest of garden plants nor the largest. There are many bigger plants. The olive plant for example grow 3, 4 times bigger.

Open your eyes and stop defending illiteracy.
Christianity EtcRe: Illiterate Jesus Exposed As A False Prophet And Liar. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:08pm On Sep 12, 2013
texanomaly: Who wrote this book? I'm just curious.
Lavey

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