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PoliticsRe: COVID19; See The Kind Of Palliatives South East Governors Are Giving To People by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:45pm On Apr 11, 2020
daddytime:
Laughable and hurtful at the same time.

I just wished I had some Billions stashed u somewhere now to just reach into and support the ones without at these trying times.

This is the best time to get humane and human.
I wish they all have billions so they can support themselves.
PoliticsRe: Fate Of NDI Igbo Stranded And Molested In China, When Silence Is Goldenly Evil—i by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:09pm On Apr 09, 2020
Zooposki:
Exactly. Nigeria is a zoo. You better talk to Nnamdi Kanu to get your people out of China, and forget the zoo Government. But where will they rescue them to ? The zoo? Now I’m confused.
Zoo man is confused. What else is new?
PoliticsRe: Fate Of NDI Igbo Stranded And Molested In China, When Silence Is Goldenly Evil—i by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:18pm On Apr 09, 2020
adekolaelect:
see mumu so you want your leaders you always beat and embarrassed out side the country to come for your help? Do you want the federal government / jubril from Sudan to come for your help? You want Aboki Ahusa Fulani your enemy to help you or The Yoruba bastard slaves to come for your help? Why can't you call your leader KANU who always celebrate your stupidities when you insulted and castigating Nigerian people and wishes the country bad NY supporting anything that will make the country collapse bsc you always saying you are the Biafans ? Whoever sold out his families out in cheaper prices can never get it back in higher prices .The untrained child will kill himself/ her selves and bring Calamity's to the families . why is it that you always create enemies wherever you are is bcs of your ego of playing Supremacy and bad mouthing against your host countries or states.
Zoo speak
PoliticsRe: Fate Of NDI Igbo Stranded And Molested In China, When Silence Is Goldenly Evil—i by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:17pm On Apr 09, 2020
afokenny:
Why always Ndi Igbo?
In South Africa, you cause problem
In India, you cause problem
In Malaysia, you cause problem
In China, you cause problem
In Ghana, you cause problem
Even in your country Nigeria, the same thing is always traced to your people.
Your Governors and leaders know all this but they can not talk to avoid being beaten [ just like what we saw in Germany]
You are always quick to pass derogatory words to your host with an unnecessary sense of entitlement.
Now you are referring to the country you always call zoo to come and rescue you.
Zoo talk
RomanceRe: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:50pm On Apr 08, 2020
mumu people full this forum
CelebritiesRe: Why The Conviction Of Funke Akindele Cannot Stand In Law by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:02pm On Apr 07, 2020
They have already pleaded guilty so case closed. Next.
PoliticsMan Stabbed In London For Installing 5G Cables. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:24pm On Apr 06, 2020
This is breaking news but inside source said the man that was stabbed was working for openreach which is currently installing 5G cables in UK.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-stabbed-kilburn-north-london-a4408266.html

Foreign AffairsRe: Coronavirus: Boris Johnson Moved To Intensive Care by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:07pm On Apr 06, 2020
Gidah:
another real life scenario of vanity upon vanity.no long epistle needed, God im just prime minister of my house pls count me among the ones you are not going to forsake becos i know am a sinner .pls before u quote me and saying im blinded by religion pls keep your sermon to yourself ,my five time daily prayer never even complete .
It doesn't matter. We will all die someday.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Deadly Sins To Avoid At Job Interviews by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:47pm On Apr 06, 2020
I avoided all these. Still didn't get the job.
PoliticsRe: Let's All Assume Today Is Election Day. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:59pm On Apr 06, 2020
It doesn't matter whom you vote. The party in power always rigs itself back in power. The exception was Jonathan who chickened out.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: The World Will Wish It Intervened If Nigeria Falls - Fareed Zakaria by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:57pm On Apr 06, 2020
The Zoo will fall. It is clear now to everybody.
PoliticsRe: Countries With 5G Mobile Internet And Those Scheduled For Launch In 2020 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:44pm On Apr 06, 2020
South Korea has been using 5G for 2 years yet they have the lowest rate of corona infection.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Orders Customs To Release Seized Rice by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:36pm On Apr 06, 2020
Nnamdi Kanu said this yesterday. They seize rice in the south and distribute in the north.
AutosRe: Innoson Vehicles Manufacturing Company Nnewi Pictures Yet To See by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:38am On Apr 06, 2020
johnmartus:
God bless Nigeria government that produce enable environment for the purpose of this.
ewu
PoliticsRe: Abagana Ambush: Biafra Biggest Victory In The Civil War by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:44pm On Apr 05, 2020
Nigeria will never recover from what Biafra did to it.
Christianity EtcRe: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:08pm On Apr 03, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
Of course do. Afflicting you with Coronavirus is not part of any plan of God to or for you

Impotency and/or "... worried about His impotency" is not in God's vocabulary and dictionary. Besides, God doesnt have any impotency whatsoever to be worried about
One begotten son and no wife. Very impotent.
Christianity EtcRe: Strange Creature Seen In Italy Today by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:43pm On Apr 02, 2020
vibre:
Both you and your master can't even destroy an ant
You don't mean it.
Christianity EtcRe: Strange Creature Seen In Italy Today by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:16pm On Apr 02, 2020
The Lord is here.

Welcome Master.

We shall destroy them.
PoliticsRe: Opinion: Seeking Legal Process How To Disown My Country. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:56pm On Apr 02, 2020
Lamentations of a fool whose "country" was given to him by a foreign coloniser.

Spits. Rather be homeless or dead than call myself a Zoogerian.
Christianity EtcRe: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:51pm On Apr 02, 2020
Squillaci:
What if he is not interested in this challenge?
You think of yourself too highly.
You don't know his mind.

What if he's worried about his impotency?
HealthRe: Covid-19 Figures: Chinese Miracle??? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:12pm On Apr 02, 2020
I just pity people living in the UK. 0% recovery rate. As soon as you sick your family start singing trust and obey.
Christianity EtcRe: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:20pm On Apr 02, 2020
Maximus69:
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I have a hope! John 5:28-29 wink
Lol.
Christianity EtcRe: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:17pm On Apr 02, 2020
beardlessdude:
I challenge the lord god also. Covid me lord
He can't. He's useless.
Christianity EtcRe: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:23pm On Apr 02, 2020
Maximus69:
He's not a bully, he's not power drunk!

So keep crying and ranting as if he should come and remove the breath from you, but he has set the time limit for your expiration. You'll grow old and expire, that's if one of these diseases did not claim your miserable life before then! cheesy
Same as you.

Remind me again why you defend him as the same fate await both of us on this earth?
PoliticsRe: Those Calling For War In Nigeria, Has Coronavirus Taught You A Lesson? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:29am On Apr 02, 2020
Shut up op. Nobody like war but sometimes it is unavoidable.
Christianity EtcRe: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:25am On Apr 02, 2020
Maximus69:
He created a perfect human pair, but they chose to rebel against him.
Ha! He's powerless even against his rebel creatures. What a wimp!
Christianity EtcRe: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:23am On Apr 02, 2020
OtemAtum:
God Almighty, the TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE, which created Jehovah, Allah and other small small gods doesn't afflict people with diseases. Rather, it is virus that afflicts people with diseases. So Op, you don't need to do this.
Why do they all choose to hide?
Christianity EtcRe: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:22am On Apr 02, 2020
Maximus69:
He created a perfect human pair, but they chose to rebel against him.
That's why he has allowed all these while for both rebels and obedient humans to live together on this same planet.
Now the sane and the insane have sufficed, while the sane are well organized and orderly, the insane are disorganize and in confused! smiley

So he called the sane by a special name

Jehovah's Witnesses! Isaiah 43:12; 65:15 Hebrew 12:1

But about the insane he said

they are not mine!

Deuteronomy 32:5
And he appointed you his spokesperson while hiding?
PoliticsRe: Which Country Can Nigeria Defeat In A War by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:52pm On Apr 01, 2020
icebird25:
Biafra
When it comes to that certain region they know how to tackle them well ...
Ha, proxy war by Britain this one is claiming in his village.
Christianity EtcRe: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2020
Maximus69:
Have you ever heard of a parent who loves watching his insane child's dramatic move or listening to his soliloquy?

Well that's why Hod is far away from the earth now!

Only his friends can TALK to him, if you're not one of his friends he won't just look at your side because he knows you're partially insane! embarassed
He is a coward. I thought he cared enough to send his son on a suicide mission for me? Now he claims that me, his creature, is insane. Well only the insane can create an insane.

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