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I would rather you don't join us Sorry but your betrayal pass that of our "hosts" because yours was the the back-stabbing of a "brother" The only thing you people have going for you is oil and the price is tumbling as nations shift to greener energies You people are only going to be parasites to us in a few decades and as you turned your back on us and joined our enemies in our hour of need, we ask to lie on your mat as you lay it |
It's a pity because fulani girls are one the most beautiful creatures on this earth. |
Tinubu, see your life. |
nigeria don enter one chance. ![]() |
Awo's free education on show |
waste of south |
Blackfire:I will sooner join ISIS than do anything with our "hosts" |
This is a fictional poem. I woke up and the sun was shinning brightly but only half visible on the horizon. I started moving in the direction of false hope and my shadow was leading the way. The farther I go the nearer my shadow approaches. I know that darkness awaits me at the end on the day. Finally I arrived and a simple look filled me with despair. Surrounded by laziness, dirt and rusting metal, my whole body rejected my surrounding. Met a fighter with marks showing the "bravery" of conquest of wild beasts and asked for kindness for a weary traveller. The fighter said he has land to sell. I had no money so I gave the fighter the content of my bag. He said he had never seen such fine ornament and exchanged it for his land and some money. The fighter sent me to a bush surrounded by lagoons and told me that's the land I bought. The fighter also gave me 20 shillings. I was grateful and put the cash to work. Soon 20 became 21, 21 became 25, 25 became 45, 45 became 70, 70 became 115, 115 became 190, 190 ... ... became 23485579410. I put up wall to defend myself. I cleaned up the mess around me. My metal did not rust. The fighter came to visit me. I received him warmly. Offered him colanut and fine wine. The fighter said he's my host and that the time has come for me to leave his land. Fighter said my house is better than his. Host he is but my metal is not rusted. Host he is but a visitor outdoes him. My host, dear fighter, did we not have a deal? Did I not pay for the land? Did you not give me 20 shillings extra as I overpaid with the prized ornaments of my ancestors? My host please do not be a cheat. Please wake up and work. Do not backstab me oh host of hosts. Have I not turned your lagoon to liveable land oh host? Have I not built your roads, oh host? Have I complained about your laziness oh host? My host, please it is too late to evict me. My host there are fertile lands elsewhere, please go and make yourself useful. |
one chance |
EUROBOMBER:Ewu bible goat. If you pull a trigger on me, make sure I'm dead cause this world cannot contain both of us afterwards. |
No amount of hate will force me to love our "hosts". I am currently listening to Radio Biafra and am loving what I am hearing. I especially loved that last caller that called you know who terrorist-elect. ![]() Please my brothers tune in: They are now bashing Okorocha. http://tunein.com/radio/Radio-Biafra-s225376/ |
Rubbish After yorubas have systematically destroyed all sectors of the economy, this one wants to blame Ngozi from whose backyard the oil that has been sustaining this country flows mind yourselves o! An illiterate will soon lead you, let's see where that gets you people |
That's why we used to kill them twins Abominations |
I blame gowon and awolowo for making my people turn to this. |
South West. Spits! |
Just realised that oladele has a small one. |
gwadiola hiding |
arbitter:If allah sets oil price, of what use is OPEC? |
how much is messi? |
Maple:Please what is the context? |
While analysts speculate just how low prices have to drop before Saudi Arabia cuts production longtime Saudi oil minister Ali al-Naimi said he has the answer: It’s up to Allah.Buhari disagrees, of course. ![]() |
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. Would you also try to make a big deal if a Christian says something is up to God? unless you're atheist then i get what you're all about.