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PoliticsRe: Let The Ss/se Form Biafra by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:29pm On May 14, 2015
I would rather you don't join us
Sorry but your betrayal pass that of our "hosts" because yours was the the back-stabbing of a "brother"
The only thing you people have going for you is oil and the price is tumbling as nations shift to greener energies
You people are only going to be parasites to us in a few decades and as you turned your back on us and joined our enemies in our hour of need, we ask to lie on your mat as you lay it
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen To Be Kicked Out In Ghana by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:17am On May 14, 2015
It's a pity because fulani girls are one the most beautiful creatures on this earth.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Says Nigeria Has 35 States? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:02pm On May 13, 2015
Tinubu, see your life.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Says Nigeria Has 35 States? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:01pm On May 13, 2015
nigeria don enter one chance. grin
PoliticsRe: Photo: Some Youths In Nigeria Argue That Nigeria Has 35 States. Leaders Of 2mor by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:17pm On May 13, 2015
Awo's free education on show
PoliticsRe: Driver Slumps To Death After Long Wait At Filling Station by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:37pm On May 13, 2015
waste of south
PoliticsRe: Speaker: South West Is Asking For Too Much — Dansadau by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:46pm On May 13, 2015
Blackfire:
A storm is coming from the north..
Only if the sw,se,ss,mb comes together they can survive it.
All 4 1, 1 4 all
I will sooner join ISIS than do anything with our "hosts"
LiteratureJourney To The Left Of My East. A Short Poem. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:37pm On May 13, 2015
This is a fictional poem.

I woke up and the sun was shinning brightly but only half visible on the horizon.
I started moving in the direction of false hope and my shadow was leading the way.
The farther I go the nearer my shadow approaches.
I know that darkness awaits me at the end on the day.
Finally I arrived and a simple look filled me with despair.
Surrounded by laziness, dirt and rusting metal, my whole body rejected my surrounding.
Met a fighter with marks showing the "bravery" of conquest of wild beasts and asked for kindness for a weary traveller.
The fighter said he has land to sell.
I had no money so I gave the fighter the content of my bag.
He said he had never seen such fine ornament and exchanged it for his land and some money.
The fighter sent me to a bush surrounded by lagoons and told me that's the land I bought.
The fighter also gave me 20 shillings.
I was grateful and put the cash to work.
Soon 20 became 21, 21 became 25, 25 became 45, 45 became 70, 70 became 115, 115 became 190, 190 ... ... became 23485579410.
I put up wall to defend myself.
I cleaned up the mess around me.
My metal did not rust.
The fighter came to visit me. I received him warmly. Offered him colanut and fine wine. The fighter said he's my host and that the time has come for me to leave his land.
Fighter said my house is better than his.
Host he is but my metal is not rusted.
Host he is but a visitor outdoes him.
My host, dear fighter, did we not have a deal?
Did I not pay for the land?
Did you not give me 20 shillings extra as I overpaid with the prized ornaments of my ancestors?
My host please do not be a cheat.
Please wake up and work.
Do not backstab me oh host of hosts.
Have I not turned your lagoon to liveable land oh host?
Have I not built your roads, oh host?
Have I complained about your laziness oh host?
My host, please it is too late to evict me.
My host there are fertile lands elsewhere, please go and make yourself useful.
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PoliticsRe: ‘change Can’t Happen Overnight,’ Muhammadu Buhari Says by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:02pm On May 13, 2015
one chance
PoliticsRe: Will You Forgive????? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:55pm On May 13, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
I will forgive her as the bible commands but the relationship ends there.
Ewu bible goat.

If you pull a trigger on me, make sure I'm dead cause this world cannot contain both of us afterwards.
PoliticsWhere My Brother Is, That Is Where I Am. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:47pm On May 13, 2015
No amount of hate will force me to love our "hosts".

I am currently listening to Radio Biafra and am loving what I am hearing.

I especially loved that last caller that called you know who terrorist-elect. grin

Please my brothers tune in: They are now bashing Okorocha.
http://tunein.com/radio/Radio-Biafra-s225376/
PoliticsRe: A Microcosm Of Nigeria At Present - Ojo To Ro S'ewuro Lo Ro S'ireke by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:28pm On May 09, 2015
Rubbish
After yorubas have systematically destroyed all sectors of the economy, this one wants to blame Ngozi from whose backyard the oil that has been sustaining this country flows
mind yourselves o! An illiterate will soon lead you, let's see where that gets you people
PoliticsRe: Shock As Twins Have 2 Different Dads by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:47pm On May 09, 2015
That's why we used to kill them twins
Abominations
CrimeRe: How We Build Mansion In Lagos, Abuja And Kano by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:21am On May 09, 2015
I blame gowon and awolowo for making my people turn to this.
PoliticsRe: Police Rescue Woman From Ritualists’ Den In Ogun by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:18am On May 08, 2015
South West.
Spits!
PoliticsRe: Female GEJ trekker quits!!! See tweets by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:07pm On May 07, 2015
Just realised that oladele has a small one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (3 - 0) On 6th May 2015 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:37pm On May 06, 2015
gwadiola hiding
PoliticsRe: Saudi's Oil Minister: 'only Allah Can Set The Price Of Oil' by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:36pm On May 06, 2015
arbitter:
“No one can set the price of oil – it’s up to Allah''

And whats wrong with the statement? That he as a faithful Muslim said something like this is a big deal to you undecided. Would you also try to make a big deal if a Christian says something is up to God? unless you're atheist then i get what you're all about.
If allah sets oil price, of what use is OPEC?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (3 - 0) On 6th May 2015 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:26pm On May 06, 2015
how much is messi?
PoliticsRe: Saudi's Oil Minister: 'only Allah Can Set The Price Of Oil' by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:37pm On May 06, 2015
Maple:
A post quoted out of context to feed Islamophobes.

Last I remember, Saudi is still and has always been a member of OPEC, a body that control Oil prices.
Please what is the context?
PoliticsSaudi's Oil Minister: 'only Allah Can Set The Price Of Oil' by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:14pm On May 06, 2015
While analysts speculate just how low prices have to drop before Saudi Arabia cuts production longtime Saudi oil minister Ali al-Naimi said he has the answer: It’s up to Allah.

In an interview with CNBC on Monday al-Naimi said there is no specific price point that would force Saudi Arabia to cut production.

“No one can set the price of oil – it’s up to Allah,” al-Naimi told CNBC.

The comments echo earlier statements from the oil minister supporting his country’s decision to honor OPEC’s 30 million barrel per day production target despite crude prices falling to six year lows.

http://petroglobalnews.com/2015/05/saudi-oil-minister-price-of-crude-is-up-to-allah/
Buhari disagrees, of course. grin

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