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Ada96:
lol...u nko



how are you ?

Princecalm:
do they look like magic?

Princecalm:
let us thrill with this for now.
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* Until the 1960's the only realiable pregnancy test was to inject a woman's urine into a female African clawed frog. If the frow was pregnant, the frog will ovulate . Within 12hours.
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* Light would take 13secs to travel around the earth.
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* A single bolt of lightning cotains enough energy to cook 100,000 pieces of toast.
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* There are 8 times as many atoms in a teaspoonful of water as there are teaspoonful of water in the atlantic ocean.
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* If you could drive your car straight up you would arrive in space in just an hour.
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* There are more living organisms on the skin of each human than there are humans on the surface of the earth.
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* Human saliva contains a painkiller called opiorphin that is six times more powerful than morphine.
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* If the 5 trillion spiders in Netherlands took to eat humans instead of insects, they'd consume all 16.7 million Dutch in 3days.

Ada96:
oooooshey ....Tobi......pukka what r u waiting for....

BoiGrammz:
First to comment

Tabh:
You brought this to the wrong forum,everything is always taken as a joke,even though you have good intention. Anyway I will answer correctly.

28 and single.

jerflakes:
And how are you sure the mother is guilty?

Are you not aware of nigerian mothers and their strict disciplines?

The girl is in school, its called peer pressure.

Peer pressure overshadows all your parents have thought you.

Pls face the girl and blame the girl only.

Children of strict parenting are always the most corrupt.

askibee:
Dats d problem wear facing in Nigeria we don't respect or remember our heroes.....don't worry I will remember him.

askibee:
May his entle soul rest. In perfect peace.....ur bravery will foreva be remembered

RedBenson:
First To Comment (FTC).

RedBenson:
Even on Sundays, you wont go to church. Instead, you would be here trying to make FTC on every thread on nairaland. You're just too detestful for my liking and i know i share same feelings with others too.

Gurgle:
yeah when he is ready to marry I'm sure there will be a line from Benin city to Kaduna of women waiting to snatch him up

but it depends whether he even wants to marry from here

oochi123:
. U did nt do well at all. And I think u wanted to take advantage of her.for crying out loud her bf stays in de same compound wit u. U wouldn't ve allowed her stay since u knw her bfrnd stay around. And I also blame de babe too for nt saying No when u started necking n kissing.pls just help her until she packs out of ur house.haba ma na,if u feel like doing it,go meet ur bae.de little help u render to her c ould go a long way.

Gurgle:
I heard that grad doctors in US don't earn much for a long time since they don't pay them well during residency and residency is quite long

so I guess that's why he's aiming for age 40+

databoy247:
A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ? 2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls are beautiful... Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful... the choice is yours 3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a key holder? 4)You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing 5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if its not you, It can't be you 6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows?

DoctorChuks:
I just joined Nairaland, but I've been perusing it as a guest for about 6 months now.

I get this impression that almost all members of Nairaland are in their teens or twenties.

I don't know how true this impression is.

Please I'd like everyone to state his age and marital status and any other info if he wishes.

Please try to be honest.

I myself I'm a recent grad medical doctor based in USA and in my 30's.

I don't expect to marry till I'm in my 40's because I have many things to sort out (a ton of student loan, building a house back home, buying a home here, etc.)

piicity:
eya sorry oo,can't you dash some of Nl girls some

lasstropinky:
Anytime dear....

lasstropinky:
Look here dear.... your crush,so to say,or the subject of your discussion said "Stupidity is a gift he only choose not to make use of his".Now listen and listen good....engaging in a e-war with. someone is a degradation of self,a depreciation of selfworth.It denotes and conotes foolishness in it's highest form.If someone makes a useless,baseless,and pointless comment on your post in a reprehensible, deplorable,despicable and contemptible manner it is resolute and expected of you to ignore such a hate filled comment from such a deluded inverted brainless reta.rded nitwit.

Oga Tosyne2much oya come explain wetyn you do to OP's heart.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Just see who wants to write a long comment.
Common basic english words, you can't spell.

What a dumbasss![/color]

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Just see who wants to write a long comment. Common basic english words, you can't spell.
What a dumbasss![/color]