₦airaland Forum

Night$hift:
Phu.ck. that Pastor

Akinsete19: Please if you don't know what to it is better for you to shout up your mouth, did you think that oau is just like advanced secondary school called university that most of you criticism the school attend, nothing founded in any university,polytechnic in africa that is not found in oau-ife,get the fact right, and am very sure that most of you criticism the school don't even where the school is located talkless you knowing the school gate, the fact that you don't have the privilege or you wrote post utme five times in the school without being admitted does not mean you to criticise the school, i am not a student of the school.

carzola: Goodday nairalander, please dont find this post stupid or iresponsible, i lost both my parents when i was young and am being trained by my grandparents who are now old and can no longer take care of my education and my accomdation.. Am a student of university of uyo in my 300level... I'v tried to get a job but i'v found none i dont have support from anybody or encouragement.. Please i need a mature working class lady who can take care of my education i'l give u what ever u want in return, and also any kind hearted nigerian who can help put an end to my pains..This my number 08108955715 please help me!.. God bless you!.

Ikenna351: Op,

Plagiarism is a serious offence which the forum doesnt allow. Dont copy another man's work and pretend its yours. Its a serious legal matter. It will get you a long ban next time.

Moderator.

honeypie311: I'm addicted to browsing the net for gist,gossips,news. I prefer makin academic research on net to usin textbks. When i stop browsin wit my PC already, i stil pick up my phone to check 4 new updates again xpecialy on NL frontpage.

ghettodreamz: It's day break already. Wake up from your dream.

ghettodreamz: It's day break already. Wake up from your dream.

tshegs19: Karma is Real AF.

FrostyZonn: Allow me to teach you some "brighter grammar" Mr English teacher. There is nothing like "bolded". That word is not real, because you will never find it in any decent dictionary. It's a made up word like Trickish. Hope you get it? Good!

My "bro" quote was applied in my comment as a sort of mockery. An average person with a limited understand of English language and it's applications would have gotten the drift, but apparently not you. Very embarrassing indeed. I'm embarrassed for you. Your comprehension skills must be very limited indeed!

You must be feeling pretty stupid right now.

chinedum45: someone just repaired my fridge and in less than 1hour I paid him #12000. He is a Nigerian in Nigeria...only lazy fools think they can't make it in Nigeria

jackbauersballs: I agree.
Condoms are real mood killers.
They ruin the spontaneity....

You've just managed to coax your spiro babe's blouse off, and drag her pants to her knees.

You get up slightly to open the condom, and the words of her dead grandmother starts ringing in her ears...

Next thing is 'I'm sorry...this doesn't feel right'

Arrrgh.

Then you remember you haven't renewed your Internet subscription

Arrrghh x2

ebamma 3: and garri is still selling at 30naira per cup

AB$I:
500,000 naira my a.r.s.e.
Ask the chairman of daily need if dat was how much it cost him to educate his children ala tosin,segun,taiye,kehinde etc jolayemi. Daily need can forking suck my d.i.c.k.; philantrophy ko,philangulder ni

mastersr95: Sorry everyone...i just get irritated by people like this guy, just coz you have a fast internet doesn't mean you should come and be posting lies on here and mislead people... I read one of his post that he was talking about giving his brother 3million naira to start up a business in Nigeria. You want to give someone #3,000,000? $18,000 ? £12,000? How long have you been in US? what do you for a living?

Ofcourse you can make that money in a short time if you selling drugs or doing Yahoo Yahoo which you should be ready to go to jail if you get caught. But saying you doing a decent job and wants to give someone 3 million naira? Without knowing who you are, I'm confidently saying you are lying. unless you do one of the job i mention above.

Please people like you have mislead people like me already, Don't corrupt the next generation with your lies. any kid on here that see you talking about giving out 3 million naira might start thinking life is sweet in abroad. Maybe you need to say the kind of job you do when you make comment on here.

missgreen: Why do men lie?