₦airaland Forum

Policewoman: Nigeria is not ready yet for space travel. Heck even South Africa with all its economic and infastructural advancements have not even considered this silly move. He whose house is on fire does not chase rats. We have more pressing wahalas to spend our little money on.

you are always on nairaland posting comments, it shows police don't pay attention to duties

kemmyangel: i no i have some matured girls here on nairaland...this is a quest for u to answer....what do u see in ur guy that made u think he deserve the best? something special about him and is not in other guy that asked u out...well...mine is honesty....

see lips ! Wetin do ur eye ? U wake up from sleep or truck jam u ?

Goldie20: Goodluck .. *back to watching Spurs and Miami *

the heat defeated the spurs ! I'm not happy at all. The heat guys are so proud and full of themself. E.g lebron

This is one of the most incredible beliefs that I have ever been aware of in my life! The belief that God has constructed a place called " Hell", and that he will place unbelievers into this place of torture, and torture them for all of eternity- alive and conscious- with no end. A simply stunning belief that is literally shocking in its acceptance of many people into their belief system.

I mean it is simply a gruesome attack on the integrity of God himself; on rational thinking, and on the reality of Gods mercy, and even on the saneness of God himself. Because anyone who would torture anybody for an eternity, would themselves have to be insane! And there is no way around that.I can't even discuss it - it is too nuts and has hurt too many people slowing their spiritual progress understanding the Nature of God, their Father, that is only
Pure Eternal Undying Ecstatic Love.

The idea of hell is almost grotesque, and to be honest... I only find a human being capable of conjuring up such a thought. I don't think I am wrong as I believe, and many others also do, that these fear based religions are created to control the masses.


I have had many debates with Christians on this slander of God as well. I think most of them believe in hell, because they " desire it to be true." Its what THEY want God to do with unbelievers. I most certainly do not believe that God will punish humans forever, just because they didn't believe in him.

but first, let me have your conscious imagination first, as I show you what God would have to do, IF there was an eternal punishing hell that he created;

In order for physical humans to live forever, God must first give them eternal life. Now if hell exist in eternity and humans will be in this so called place of fire, or lake of fire; this is what God must do, and this is what certain Christians are believing; First God must make these poor humans " Super Sufferers" in order to forever endure constant torture. He must give them bodies that can burn, but never combust and burn up. So their bodies must be constructed of a super new kind of skin which will burn and cause them pain, but yet keep renewing itself daily.

Of course they must have legs like the incredible Hulk, in order to " Stand for eternity." They must have the ability of " Aqua-man", in order to swim in this lake of fire. Already having skin like " The Human Torch", they must also have a " Super New Mind', that can mentally handle such incredible levels of sheer terror! Yes their minds must be a new creation that is far superior than anything that we have ever known, because any normal human mind would go insane after: What/- 50 years of constant suffering, and that is giving them the benefit of doubt. Hey because in this teaching, the suffering last forever, which means after 999,777,642 Trillion years- look, this puny human has not even yet begun his miserable new existence.

Yes, a super human mind that won't pass out ( we wouldn't want them passing out on us, they must remain conscious for every second of the punishment). Now these new Super Humans will be quite formidable, so God must post powerful Angels there; we wouldn't want any of them getting out, now would we! I can imagine they probably will be quite mad at God for this constant torture, and we may not could reason with these incredible " Super Sufferers."

In my imagination, I can't, for the life of me, figure out why any group of believers in God would even believe in this nonsense.

but lets examine it any

I love women with big bosoms, they often provide woollen pillows.

k2039: [color=#1E90FF]
Seconded. The op is just too pathetic.[/color]

what makes her pathetic ? Actually, you sound like a looser to me. You are clearly very close-minded, which equals looser in my opinion. Some of you here need to beaten with a fishing pole. If u don't have anything to say then u sharrap ! Bunch of jerks

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Idowuogbo: Sharrap joor! Get me a nice pair of silicones or stfu! Na my fault I carry hips& yansh and God forget I go need extra time for front? Ewu! Liv me o! If u sabi fevk, d bobby no marra... As my Jamo friends dey talk am,

Big Bosom nuh hol mahn again...

Tell dem dey ah gud hole ah do it, ah gud hole ah do it...

Flytefalls and Kails.. Come sing with me!!



On a Sunday? Idowu may God forgive u

what are u writing ? Rubish !

I grew up thinking farting is not lady like. I think it's kinda rude.

SLIDE waxie: all u asswipes-dunderheads-fantasy drunk-day dreamers do is open ur maggot filled-gutter water-laced mouth and talk abt how u're dropping your imaginary 'pretty girlie' for fake reasons to make us gape "wow",when u and i knw u are one pathetic-puccy begging-broke dead nigga empty son of a b!!!

what are u saying ? May your a..s.s hole burn like a thousand sun. Idieet.

Last night my pretty girlfriend stayed over at my apartment. We have been together for 8 months and things were going smoothly. This morning as we were laying side by side, she ripped a fart and then said "ahh that felt good" . It stinks it could clear out a church full of people in 30 seconds. I have smell plenty of farts but nothing like hers, she could gag a maggot with her farts . This is rude to me and i'm thinking of dumping her, but people might think i'm shallow and vain for dumping such a pretty girl for a trivial matter like that.

Cuteguy12: I love the hatred and Jealousy on my lips lol
Its funny though because every girl has told me there sexy as hell. And these are fine women lol. But hate will come i guess.

hate from where ? May onions grow on ur navel . See this small boi.

blaise26.abj:
*chokes on agbalumo seed.

Agbalumo seed wey dey block nyash ? Na wa oh

Omosexy no get that money.

See mouth ! You look like you 've been zapped with ten thousand volt (10,000) of electricity. Your lips are so big , u can whisper in your ear . Your lips is so big it shows up on the radar, ur lips are so big, when u smile u wet ur hair. Hahahah.

Weak man ! U lost cos u were shy.

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U sound like a looser to me. Straight 'G's don't Bleep up like that.

What is so special abt white chicks dancing to kukere by inyanya ? Though i heard their Kitty-Cat is so sweet, a friend told me, it taste like roasted corn.

rhemal: SO

why u dey binu ? Lol. We are no more together, just occasional phone calls.

If you smoke 2 much gbana, ur lips gradually become dark from toxicity of the blood

Yomieluv: *drops boxers*
looking for vaseline.

may u mistaken glue for lube when mast.urb.ating hahahaha. Every time u dey find vaseline.

I dated her in unical.

Yinkwamo: Haba! check out whiz kid nw.... him babe fine, pieces... Bro stop sulking & see life frm a positive perspective.. I'll rather be short & handsome than to be tall & look like 'Banse' of Burkina faso

guy u wicked ! Banse of burkina faso ? Hahahaha .that guy ugly die

Foxy_Ultimate: Whether you guys like my comment on not... This is the endtime... No more signs of it... Just watch and see...

Make una like my comment sha...

foxy nyash ! U again ? Begging for likes ? Ode

InvertedHammer: Child support in Nigeria?

Are u a learner?

u mean court won't force the man to pay certain amount of money for monthly upkeep ? No try am oh ! My cousin had his salary split into 2 at abuja high court for the mum and babie, unless the lady no serious carry u go court.

Men beware too , do not let any woman reel you into marraige and child support by getting pregnant for you before marraige.

See this small boi ! U no get work abi ? 2 weeks ago i used the birthday notification on nairaland and discovered the average was 19.5-26. I did this for 5 days for about 712 individuals and age was between 19 - 26.