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I am a member of the eastern stars. It is like the acient order of druid, far more powerful and secretive than freemason or the illuminati. We are not that popular.

I am afraid i will die some obscure ridiculous death someday like falling down a perpetual escalator of death or like being killed by a truck. I'm also afraid i will be a guest in someone's home and the toilet might refuse to flush

See the guy head like coconut

Enijomah: Describe this dude in one word

u are going bald, at such a tender age.

solomon111: $5million in return for what?
Yes our elections are becoming free and fair,but we don't need your so-called aids as validification.
We can fund our elections by ourselves.
Keep your 'aids' to yourselves.

na fight ? See this one oh.

A preacher was almost lynched in the opening paragraph of this article,this same article said he was beaten to pulp and in the closing sentence it says he was rescued by the police before he was beaten up. This is contradictory.

chuksk9: Xup pals,pls i need an advice urgently,my galfrnd broke up with me jst bcuz i was not calling or txting her,she said dat i didnt care,but i do really care abt her,how can i b calling her wen am nt gallant enough 2 b buying credit,ryt nw am nt working nd she knws dat?so she decided 2 leave me 4 anoda guy bcuz i av no money,pls wat shuld i do i really really luv dis gal

i no believe u at all,u no get money to make call even once a week or twice a week ? So oyibo where say we dey leave on less than a dollar every day na true ?

Kai ! Nairaland get chics . the chics where comment here fine die ! Look up their profile.

Lagos, a mega city of slum famous for it's squalid congestion and filth

Too many jobless kids on nairaland

felix guy: confidentially i love this lady even as i write, but im really fed up and I'm in a tight Conner.
i met her where i went to work twelve years ago, we charted and mingle eventually we became lovers, she was 19years old and i was 24yrs, i love so tenderly that she was the center of everything in my life,
but i noticed she use to behaved childish, she doesn't know anything about sex, i thought she was pretending but really it was the truth, i found out later from her, but then most time when i make attempt to make love to her, she will refuse and turn it to fight. i never want to loose her so i let her be (i became a nice brother but in need) and she also don't want me to have another girlfriend.

one of the days i made up my mind that she must have to give me her punny or i will never be her lover again, (i use to have sex like water but since she came into my life it has been all dry season for like two years not even kiss but just a dry hug) when she came i made advance on her as usual but this time i decided to be brutal.
I reach for her down with my left hand and right hand on the breast with struggle and i was so happy cause that was the first time i will fill romantic for the past two years and also the first time with her, meanwhile she was been hurt, struggling to scream because i also cover her mouth, wao she was truly love of my life i just cant see my self suffering her this much i had to let go, yes i did but instead she told me she will never come back to me and i begged her just to have her back in my life. eventually it turned to quarrel that lasted for about eight years.

i really love her even in her absent i was all lonely no other lady behave, smile, talk, reason or is as perfect has she is i missed her all through, i kept sending messages without response, calling without answering and when i use other phones she cut the line immediately she had my voice, for like eight years well i decided to move on and keep on trying by the side hoping she will have a rethink.

i got married and had kids make sure she never knew anything about my relationship with any lady since we parted and after some years i saw her on a facebook and people congratulating her for her new baby, i was shocked and i congratulated her to in a soft manner and she responded, from then we began to say hi to each other on a facebook, on sms, and latter on a phone.

i arranged for us to meet in an eatery and she agreed, she came with her friend, we discussed every conversation in her friends present, she told her how i use to love her, she remember how i use to buy her things, how i use to know her bra, pant, jeans, trouser, skirts, shirts and shoe size without measuring it (it actually made me feel like a foolish Mr nice guy), she also told her friend if i haven't change to bad guy that im a nice and loving guy any reasonable girl will love to marry then i asked her if she knew i had all this quality why did she left me? she said briefly i was too young and i don't know much about life.

i understand she fear her husband much, the man is not capable enough financially, she just realize how much i love her, she wanted to know why im still single, she began to give me those attention and also want me to meet her husband, i met her husband and also told them that i had had two kids and my last born is two years older than their first child, they were amazed, the husband also like it and felt a bit convenient with our relationship.

but deep inside me i still very much love her, i felt im a victim of circumstances, true love last forever even though we are apart, she kept calling me most times i liked it, i call at times we exchange sms, i send her recharge card at time to keep things running, we were as though a real new best secrete lover in town, heaven know i did enjoy every moment we share and spent together, i never pass my boundary no sex, no kiss but the real love bird we use to be, i tried to talk her into sex now that we are mature but she said it cant happen because shes married, but she always demand from me and sincerely i most time delivers thinking she was smart.

for some month i have been battling to avoid seeing her at all cost, and most times i don't pick her call.
i still hope and fantasize her in my imagination of giving it to her big time if just for once, i also see it as a sin having sex with another mans wife and also cheating on my beloved wife, but in one corner of my mind i know it will be like shooting my self on the foot by telling her good bye.

should i continue no sex relationship that cant lead to marriage except i brake peoples home which im not ready to do, make her give me the sex and continue secretly or pay the sacrifice and brake up the whole thing im sure she would be happy i never see her pantie

im really confused on the issue please what would you think is best for me to do

You are in deep depth.

oyinda.:
i would definitely say poverty or greed.

Imagine these married men coming up to the campuses in their flashy cars, waving stacks of clean crispy bills at the girls. that can be a bit tempting ya know.

black queen, i love dat pic

Afam4eva: Why is it that all the black men(not celebrities) that i've seen that go out with white women always go out with the worst of them. I mean they go out with rejects. I'm yet to see a black guy with a very beautiful white woman. Are beautiful white women so hard to get? But i see white men with the best looking sisters that black community has got to offer. It's funny that these black men will be posing with their white wives as if they've just hit a jackpot.

your post is devoid of any detail and at such no reasonble comment can be made

U need therapy.

yeye post. if you no train ur child who go train am . who even advise you make u bring this kind question here.

bigaboi: We are already generating 20000 megawatts already the challenge is that the existing transmission infrastructure cant transmit the 20000 megawatts already generated.see attached link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_electricity_production

that link only shows five country

phantom: stop embarrassing yourself pls.

na u dey embarrass urself pass. U were believe say nigeria dey generate 20,000 mega watt yet still dey live inside darkness. Grow up guy .

nameo: It is meant for Transmission, not Generation

so u dont generate power b4 transmission ?

That money isn't enough to generate 20 thousand megawatt . Power generation is based on the kilowatt or megawatt generated. 1 killowatt is equivalent to $800 -$2000 depending on the technology such as back pressure and the make, it could be siemen,hitachi or toshiba. 1 mega watt cost one million to 2 million dollars and a thousand megawatt cost about 1 billion to 2 billion dollars. 20,000 megawatt should cost about 20.5 billion USD . I have seen large sugar refineries and paper mills paying about 60-80 million usd to generate about 60 megawatt for their plant. The geregu power station after lokoja cost about 525 million usd to generate 425 megat watt . In my own opinion that money isn't enough to build 20,000 mega watt

I made jump,jump as my ringing tone yesterday and he died yesterday-what a coincidence !

We live in a fallen world

lefu lefu ! i dey feel u jare. i still remember that ur friend story, where one chick job am from chris oyakhilome church. me and my sis read am laugh wan kill us

yeye man ! u dey even shine congo at all ? ur own wife you no fit talk to her ?

j tizie: @ uj-sizzle I know every gurls dream is 2 settle down 4 marriage.but we both stil have long way 2 go my future is bright i'm 22 nd she is 19.
Not dat i dont cared 4 her finanacially bt nt as bfore because i hav notin doing 4 now. It pains 2 see her collecting money or gifts 4rm other guys.

who tell u say ur future brigth ? because u go school ? dat gurl old pass u ! u better forget her go hussle,if not you go get hypertension & high blood pressure

ebamma: Lets giveThanks to dangote sugar

u think say that sugar dey cause am ? It stems from paucity of pancrea.

Seun na traffic be your problem ? It seems some people here are just too vain especially the guys.seun if you continue like this u will loose international appeal.

See cloth design like cobra neck !

EmekaCFC: The yams are gone.

see this one ! U dey network make you chop yam ?