₦airaland Forum

Greisen:
^{There is this Ghost wey dey give me sure 5odds for bet9ja Booking Shop
After Booking i dey buy Kpombe(bons) with cold soya milk for am}

Originalsly:
If you check ....the persons returning left when they were like 22 or older. They are rooted in Nigeria .... know a whole lot of people and can hang out with them ... have a social life....with little stress. Abroad... at 22 ... you will not make many friends... and those few friends may not live anywhere close to you. I see retired people everyday .... lonely... short of friends... same routine... wake up and get out... on warm days... get their folding chairs... sit at a certain spot... the meeting place.... and greet the passers by on their way to work. Retired people... limited friends... friends because they are retired and have nothing to do. If not healthy enough... they remain indoors... a home aide is provided to assist them... but they are basically isolated... solitary confinement... just existing. Returning home... same weather all year. One can always find old friends... unlimited because you knew sooo many people from school and the neighbourbood... never mind 75% of them have moved away and passed on ... there are still many around. You can relive experiences... reminisce....share experiences... catch up on what's been happening while you were gone ... enjoy good food.... no stress of bills and schedules....

Monday afternoon I have to put out the garbage after 4pm for Tuesday morning pick up.... Tuesday morning I have to get up before 8 a.m and double park the car to allow for street sweeping or face a fine .... then 9:30 I have to find parking or face fine for double parking.... Wednesday I have to pay the phone and internet bill or everything shut down.... Thursday I have to go grocery shopping or face the crowd Friday

....life on programme. Back in Nigeria... none of that stress... I sleep and wake when I wake. Even people not retired... the ones in their prime... returning... do you ever notice how excited they be (unless pestered by beggars)?... the stress off of them you can't tell.... but you can see how excited they are about food ... local food.... regardless of price... they will eat... and eat... and eat... missing in their lives. If one has left Nigeria after a certain age... he will never feel at home in a foreign land... he was there for the opportunities and the money... but after all has been achieved... and he is retired.... then two sayings make a whole lot of sense......

a house is not a home... and there is no place like home.

He will return for peace of mind and comfort in friends.

Stephen2324:
If he didn’t ask you out, don’t assume you’re in a relationship

Another wise quote from a relationship guru who feels the whole world is like a Brand new Machine with the Manual & Rule books included in the box.

1. Please define ASK OUT and also teach the ladies how to verify it's authenticity. Abi any guy that does the ASK OUT is serious?

2. Teach us how to determine the life span of ASK OUT too. Or if a guy asks a babe out in 2002, it is a life time guarantee that they are in a relationship?

Oya flex your relationship expertise on those 2 first.

Monaco1:
Good evening, please does anyone knows of any good Ndokwa hotels with good chicks within surulere, Lagos??

As an old school lagos guy. Lemme epp you Before we start to read your story on front page
There is one close to Ijesha bustop.
There is one if you are going towards Omilani

Lighthouse50:
Thanks sir, please can one fast for it cos waiting too long leads to weariness

You can go and buy at shoprite. You impatient mofo.
A whole holy spirit na him you dey look clock for. Tomorrow they say Christians should raise up their hands, you too will raise that your crayfish hand

i still remember boarding a flight from Lagos to Abuja for 12,000 on Medview Airlines In 2015.
See this country has been hacked with a bad cheat code that is designed to deprive Nigerians from every good thing.

Many other demonic criminals living free with presidential pardon in the name of REPENTED/REHABILITATED criminals

VeryWickedMan:
Finger yourself with it until the fungi in your pussy dries it up naturally

the OP will not accept this advice and one overzealous Moderator is on his way to ban you. Many others are coming to call you a pervert.

starringa:
God has forsaken Nigeria

Next Book.

HOW TO ESCAPE PRISON AND RUN TO NIGERIA TO BECOME AN EXPATRIATE

victooman:
please l need a sincere and a sound advice,

family problems, money worries, tragedy and more Wahala will always face a man till he dies but it might take you another 15 years to meet a woman you love and can actually function with. Mark the word FUNCTION.

Kaycee18:
Good day all, I studied English language and I rounded off with the NYSC scheme two months ago. I have been considering my possible career paths and HR management is on the top of my list.

I, however, do not have a degree in that field or any experience at all. I've been looking into getting the CIPMN certification to start my journey into the field.

Would it be possible to go down that path without a degree in human resources or a management science course? Thank you in advance.

Yes. I know two people that came from the ELSA department and followed the management career and now they are MEMBERS of NIM (NIGERIA INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT) and earn LARGE sums.

Salihusaliheen:
are u reffering to them?

Salihusaliheen:
u be mumu

jrusky:
Just leave them to be talking as if if they have such opportunity they won't grab it.

Things has rotten too deep it will take long gradual steps to get out of it in Nigeria.

Qwerty4u:
Say no to vote buying and selling.... Vote the credible leader oooo .. l warn you there ooo
Meanwhile...
Am listening to IDI EBUBE by NATHANIEL NWANKWO
What a song ... It's all over the net