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Travel / Re: Policemen To Escort Air Travellers On Abuja-kaduna Highway by Allwility: 8:13am On Jan 22, 2017
What's so special about air travellers

Are they any different from the usual road travellers?

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Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Educates Chiwetalu Agu On The Meaning Of 'Satire' (Photo) by Allwility: 12:17pm On Jan 15, 2017
Still, we don't know him. angry angry
Romance / Re: Man Saves A Lady's Number With "Afang Soup" by Allwility: 7:09pm On Jan 14, 2017
seunny4lif:
grin grin
Blood of Satan grin

Abeg who get that Putin pics of him pointing to something
Someone pls give the guy a medal
Abeg grin

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Politics / Re: Documents Counter Nigerian Army Denial Of Planned Deployment Of Troops In Gambia by Allwility: 7:22am On Jan 14, 2017
Premium Times should goan sit down!!!! I'm all for freedom of speech but freedom without restraint is madness. In the US, CNN and other top media houses with the height of their investigative journalism don't leak impending military deployment on social media. Only wikileak does stuffs like this. The NA should give PT the wikileak treatment.

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Investment / Re: Who Has Been Matched For Payment By MMM by Allwility: 7:16am On Jan 14, 2017
Trouble is when you have two threads about MMM sent to FP simultaneously. Panic is when you read all about MMM on Wikipedia.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gambia Talks Fail As President Refuses To Step Down-bbc by Allwility: 6:53am On Jan 14, 2017
Nigeria is going to flex her Pax Nigeriana policy that I'm sure. I only wish we could explore all our diplomatic options first. Let's first send judges to Gambia and have their Supreme court sit on Jammeh's petition first. That will save us all the bloodshed and crimes that come with war.

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Career / Re: Chivita Hires Policemen Against Workers As One Shot Dead, Company Reacts by Allwility: 1:21pm On Jan 06, 2017

Poor company- workers' relationship. Where's labour when you need them most? I thought the govt is against casualization of labor.
Politics / Re: My Predecessors Left With 22 Police Vehicles –arase by Allwility: 7:10am On Dec 27, 2016

If Arase knew his predecessors took properties meant for the NPL while leaving office, why didn't he make them return those properties? Except maybe he also wanted to take some with him too when he leaves office and so he came up with Force Order 295.

Who does that?

Police stealing from Police.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria, Senegal, Other Ecowas Members Set For Military Force To Oust Jammeh by Allwility: 9:10am On Dec 24, 2016
Dr Souza, Buhari and the ECOWAS should take a chill pill abeg. Who war epp? At the end, na women and children go suffer pass. Whatever happened to the courts? Jammeh should go to the courts to challenge the electoral result if he feels the results were compromised. And I learnt a Nigerian is the Chief Justice of the country. This promises to be interesting but please no war...
Politics / Re: Nigeria, Senegal, Other Ecowas Members Set For Military Force To Oust Jammeh by Allwility: 9:01am On Dec 24, 2016
Education / Re: OAU Admission Saga: Aror Oghenerukewve Got 79.05% not 75.2% by Allwility: 8:50am On Dec 23, 2016
Watching in HD.
Politics / Re: Ribadu Remains The Only Saint That Led Anti-Corruption EFCC - Farouk Martins by Allwility: 8:02am On Dec 20, 2016
He may not be a saint but he got my vote when he ran for the presidency.

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Family / Re: ... by Allwility: 6:55pm On Dec 16, 2016
Flash pasteurization.
I worked on this sometime in 2012. IMO, it's a better route if you don't want to go through the preservative path ie sodium benzoate.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Gives Zahra Out For 12 Gold Coins by Allwility: 6:17pm On Dec 16, 2016
More like 30 pieces of silver to me.
Phones / Re: One Billion Yahoo Accounts Hacked! by Allwility: 12:40pm On Dec 15, 2016
NYSC / Re: Corpers Punished At Abia NYSC Camp (Photos) by Allwility: 11:09am On Dec 10, 2016
Honestly I don't see anything wrong with this. NYSC camp is supposed to be a boot camp and you should even expect more from a drill inspector.

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Travel / Re: Man Parks Wrongly At Abuja Airport & Comes Back To Meet This Crazy Note by Allwility: 4:04pm On Dec 07, 2016
Hehehehe grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Ends Fight With Everyone by Allwility: 8:43pm On Nov 23, 2016

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Career / Re: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by Allwility: 5:46pm On Nov 21, 2016
Jusome:
hello house i love this forum pls i need to be directed and adviced, am a graduate of physics with 10years experience in Fire Fighting, i want to explore in safety proffession, will HSE with NISP be a good start because all safety officer job all i see must be certify so whch level HSE will i do... NEBOSH is.in my heart but i want to start somewhere

In addition to what zeongeon has said, I'd recommend you go for firefighting training in line with the oil and gas industry. In Nigeria, there are OPITO recognized course providers that conduct such training. I'd also recommend you do Confined Space Entry, Confined Space Rescue, H2S Alive, Work at height rescue training, Fall protection and Authorized Gas Tester training.

All the best!!

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Family / Re: Why Do Couples Bath Together by Allwility: 7:17pm On Nov 20, 2016
Godmother:
Its not a must, but it fosters closeness when done. My hubby and I don't do it often as oga wants it to lead to something else when we do grin and me I don't have that strength. I cannot come and be borning children up and down.
Godmother!! I hail you.

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Politics / Re: Atiku: "My Secondary School Students Better Than Public Universities Students" by Allwility: 10:18am On Nov 19, 2016
“When government set up the last constitutional conference, I sent my proposal to the conference and when the members received it, they all agreed with the content and resolved to include it in their final report as part of their resolutions."

Fixed..

That awkward moment when you are making fun of other people's grammar and yours is the biggest gbagaun!!!!

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Education / Re: RECESSION: Increment FUTO School Fees And The Plight Of The Students by Allwility: 8:31am On Nov 11, 2016
chicobaddest:
PLEASE EVERYBODY READ THIS.
FUTO PLANS EXPOSED....
MY STAND ON THE SO CALLED INCREASE IN THE SCHOOL FEES BY 13000k
My Attention Has Been Drawn To The Recent Plan By The School Authority To Increase The School Fess By 13000 On The Basis Of The Establishment Of Free WIFI And Free Transport.
The Idea Of Free Transport And Free WIFI Is Laughable And At The Same Time Applaudable.
It Is Now Clear That Futo Is Now Down To Extort Students By All Means.
Futo You Increased Our Acceptance Fee From 40Thousand To 42500 We Did Not Complain And We Jejely Went And Payed It And Now You Want To Increase Our Fess By 13000?
How Can You Increase A School Fees At This Point Of Economic Recession When Our Parents Who Most Of Them Are Civil Servents Are Not Payed Their Salaries Or Even If The Government Manages To Pay,They Pay 70%.
Why Should You Use Free WIFI As A Means To Extort Us.
Now Futo Let Me Ask You This:
How Many Of We Students Have Browsing Phones?
Even If We Do How Many Of We Students Have Time To Browse After The Stressful School Activity?
90% Of Us Might Not Even For One Day Use The Free WIFI.
How Many Of We Students Live In The Hostel(That Is Even If The Free WIFI Is 24Hours Runing)
This Free Transport Own Is Even Making Me Laugh At Futo The More.
Please You Guys Should Elaborate More On This Free Transport Of A Thing Because I Dont Understand A Bit About It.
Does It Mean That Futo Will Provide Cars That Will Be Picking Us From Our Different Lodges EveryMorning And Taking Us Back After Lectures?
Futo Thank You!!! I Have Legs. Keep The Free Transport Let Me Save The 1300 And Trek.The Economy Is Bad.
Futo Tried to Extort Money From Students When They Made Supplementary Open To Students That Did Not Even Choose The School In Jamb And Asked Them To Pay 13k Buh Unfortuantely For Them Only Very Few Applied And They Dint Make Much Money So That Is Why They Have Shifted The 13k To Us.
They Said The Free WIFI FEE Will Be Added To The ICT Fee Which Students Normally Pay.
FUTO ICT IS THE WORST PLACE YOU CAN EVER BE AS A STUDENT.
WE PAY HUGE SUMS OF MONEY FOR THEIR SERVICE BUT THEY RENDER NOTHING TO US
THEIR WEBSITES ARE NEVER UPDATED WITH INFORMATION AND YET WE PAY FOR THEIR SERVICE.
A STUDENT WILL HAVE A PROBLEM IN HIS PORTAL AND WILL GO TO FUTO ICT FOR HELP AND THEY WILL STILL CHARGE YOU 2K OR MORE FOR A SERVICE YOU HAVE PAID FOR. IF YOU DONT PAY,THEN BE READY TO STAY FOR MONTHS BEFORE YOUR PROBLEM IS SOLVED.
I SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!
FUTO YOU HAVE EXTORTED US TOO MUCH AND WE CANT ALLOW THIS ANY FUTHER.
THE SUG ONLY TYPED LONG SPEECHES WHEN THEY COULD NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING TO SOLVE THIS ISSUE.
WE VOTED YOU GUYS FOR ACTION AND NOT LONG SPEECHES.
YEAR ONES AND ALL LEVELS PUT TOGETHER WE CAN CHANGE THIS.
WE CAN STAND AND COME TOGETHER AND SAY NO TO EXTORTION.
I AM AN UNINTIMIDATED NIGERIAN STUDENT WHO HAS NO FEAR FOR ANYBODY WHEN I AM SPEAKING THE TRUTH.
Please Let Us Come Together And Oppose This Motion.
We Cant Pay 13k.
THIS IS A TIME WE SHOULD UNITE WITH ONE ANOTHER
THIS IS A FIGHT FOR ALL AND TOGHTER WE CAN DO IT
#PLEASE KEEP REBROADCASTING UNTIL THE SUG PRESIDENT AND HIS EXCOS READ THIS
#TogtherWeCanDoIt#
Futoites don't type like this, mate.
Politics / Re: FG To Begin Export Of Farm Produce by Allwility: 2:00pm On Oct 28, 2016
Yesterday at the office, a lady brought out two big cucumbers from her bag. Everyone gave her that 'wtf' look. angry

Dear FG, export our cucumbers. angry

Thank you. grin

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Religion / Re: This Female Nigerian Anglican Priest Will Officiate Wedding Of Gay Bisi Alimi by Allwility: 2:53pm On Oct 24, 2016
Nigeria's Anglican church doesn't have female priests.

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Celebrities / Re: Bovi Uses His New Child As A Meme by Allwility: 8:01pm On Oct 23, 2016
Smellymouth:


Ask "it" kwa... grin
Yes na, it is grammatically correct. I remember say our teacher teach us that one when we still dey primary school.
Politics / Re: EXPOSE: ASO ROCK Under Evil Spirit - J-berger's Staff, Others Confess by Allwility: 6:13am On Oct 22, 2016

Just negodu the mindset of the people in the corridors of power.
Freegift75:

Sometimes, you hear strange voices of people
quarrelling in strange languages but you will never
see the people. Sometimes, we will wake up to see
blood on the ground
, at the fore court of the
presidential Villa. At other times, we hear the cry of
babies throughout the night.

@The bolded part: Sleeping on duty abi?? izzokay

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Career / Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by Allwility: 7:56am On Oct 19, 2016
Look him straight in the eyes and tell him that you've been contacted by a competing company via LinkedIn. Tell him that you really enjoy working in your present company but wouldn't hesitate changing ship if he continues his advances. This will only work if you are good at your job..and don't bat an eyelid when you do this.

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Sports / Re: Nigerians Talk About The Craziest Thing They Have Done For The Love Of Football by Allwility: 1:11pm On Oct 14, 2016
Chai USA '94.

Roberto Baggio broke my heart..couldn't eat that night. Not even Atlanta 96 mended my heart. I've stayed away from football except when the Rossoneris are playing.

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Politics / Re: Three Times The FBI Arrested ‘Corrupt’ Judges In US Just Like The DSS-The Cable by Allwility: 9:53pm On Oct 09, 2016
Myde4naija:
your argument too doesn't make sense
Oh really?? What part of it doesn't? Can someone bring up a sound logic why our constitution should be disregarded without having to spill the whole wailers/zombie crap? Cos you guys can't hold a good discourse without tagging someone who doesn't share your views as either of those two silly names y'all call yourselves on NL.

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Politics / Re: Three Times The FBI Arrested ‘Corrupt’ Judges In US Just Like The DSS-The Cable by Allwility: 9:01pm On Oct 09, 2016
The cable's editor needs to be re-educated like three times because this kind of thinking is what causes recession. Is the US and the Federal Republic operating the same constitution? No! Then what basis do they have to compare Uncle Sam and Naija?

Look, we arent discussing whether the judge is corrupt or not. We are discussing about the DSS blatant disregard for the rule of law. The cable position on this matter tire me o. O ga. So if China clamps down on the press, we should allow the same to happen in Nigeria abi?? Rubbish analogy.

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Romance / Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Allwility: 5:08pm On Oct 09, 2016
Smallville10:
jesus! Now i know madness is involved
Hehehe. Guy you no well. Come join us for Yaba Left. grin
Romance / Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Allwility: 5:01pm On Oct 09, 2016
Smallville10:
my brother, ur problem na ur four front teeth... No matter how hard u try dem no born ur mouth well to cover am... Because ur teeth be like chisel... Dem fit use am calve sculpture
SMH...Fake prophet. My dentition is one of my selling point grintongue
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