What do you need three guys for?

Penocrat seem to be saying something totally different on Facebook!

alexialin:






*yawns*

Are you done?

Maybe..Maybe not. But if you need some excitement, spice up your life.

Team dodo.

But puff puff and Fanta na die!!!

If your chat mates are boring, maybe you are boring too.

Nobody is your source of entertainment. No one is paid to be your personal clown.

Fxxk:
We have been together for almost month or so. She is about 30 year of age and I'm almost 25th. Since we like much at least have fun night together, one day I thought I might give it a go, so I ask her to be my girlfriend. I know some of u might thinking its too fast or so, but things were good, I mean, I know her from her body language and her way of saying., she adores me. She replied, I'm old enough for you! But I insisted that would be absolutely fine, for she not that to worry. Amazingly we spend the night with a little bit up an down, but I leave her to sleep on it. 2 days later she saw me with two my lady, which they are my colleague. And late night I texted her just to say Hi without knowing anything at all. She told me she saw me with my friends and wondered about it and asked me if i would like to have fun night the next day. I was positive and confirm. The next day absolutely magnificent, I never seen in such short time laughing and joking like a freak. Then i got a thinking, what is happening here, back day when i asked her she was not well, not happy with me and later days she opposite.

What do u say Ladies and gentlemen!

Ooohhhh!!! Can you decrypt your message?

Hope he doesn't deny her too or calls her his niece's grandchild at some point in her life.

Meanwhile

edoboy33:
she thought she sucked all the sperm

Hehehehe

Only if I see this.

If I say what's on my mind, they will ban me.

I'd have asked her to call it off but when I read the part where everyone thinks she loves the groom to be, I shake my head in amazement.

This is what you get when you double date and triple date. Ok I can't help it. It's coming...

Asha....

To the bride.. bia

Nnamdi Kanu is a British secret agent.

I've checked this up before. There's no trace of Nnamdi Kanu after he graduated from university neither is there a trace on how he earned his British citizenship.

That means only one thing: He's a British agent.

If you knew Obubura very well, you'd know she's saying the truth. I was in Obubra the other day and the things I saw and heard.....hmmm let me hold my peace.

Hypospadia can be corrected through surgery.

Mamagee3 who kissed you?

FortuneTeller, I think it's a good thing you being open here on NL and I must really commend you. If only all women were this open, so many marriages wouldn't crash as in the case of OP. If I may advise, you need to talk to a CATHOLIC priest and hear his views. You and hubby need counseling. Having extra marital affairs would only endanger your home and could lead to a broken home no matter how discrete you are.

OP, your wife's case is something that goes beyond you as a man. Have you watched War Room? I dont know your faith, but you need to pray and seek God's face because there is a God that rules in the affairs of men.

You need divine wisdom to handle this matter. Even if your wife is cheating, I dont think she's doing it with someone she wants to be with. She'd have left you a long time ago. She must have compared you with an ex lover or someone she couldn't get to marry and you came up short. So she's prolly day dreaming of the ex she can't be with. Whatever her reason, this not fair on you.

She needs a hard restart. Send her off to her people for a brief time. When she's ready to come back, call a family meeting. You are the head of your home and deserve to be treated well.

Whatever you do, don't stop praying for her. My thoughts are with you and your family.

Good one

Perfect combination of beauty and intelligence. She's a nurse and pilot. My kinda gal. The real slay queen. Slaying in books and za oda room.

Not all those ones forming what I dont know on IG.

I have dendrophobia. I'm scared of trees.

But you mustn't cut one down. I am passionate about the preservation of the environment.

I gerrit OP.

Real men are the fishermen. They put in the bait.

Women are fishes. They've got fish brain.

OP run. The feminists are coming for you.

Funmi Adams

**sighs with nostalgia**

When found I think she should be given a national award for helping unite and promote the unity of Nigeria through her works.

Not what all this kids are doing on Nairaland running about and attempting to start a war and fanning religious hatred. Look at Rwanda and see if they have truly recovered.

How can your parents be alive and the church is threatening not to bury them when they die? What if your parents outlive all of you, the parish priest included?

Africans!!!!

Hurray

Our mamagee3 is on FP. **passes beer mugs around**

mamagee3 let him go but if you can't you can always buy him back.

NwaAmaikpe:


Raped At 12, Had A Baby At 15, Now Sleeps In The Cold
Beautiful CV.


By the way who said she didn't have anything else to offer the Hausa man whom she gave her phone to for N2000?

Dull girl....
Let her put what she uses to urinate to good use.
That's what's sustaining big girls like Daniella Okeke in that Lagos.

Idiot.

Boye??

Dangote's mole on the new board. Adenuga has lost out on this one.

In a matter of time, Dangote Industries Limited will take over this board.

People are so dumb!

So sad to read some comments here. When submitting an academic CV, you aren't constrained to the two-page-max, rule.

Gosh!! Stop displaying your ignorance and embarrassing the nation.

Toks and fallacy of hasty generalization

I know you may have put in a lot of effort into this but A. Gold you can do better. This is wack.

Lubyna:
One thing I have realized from reading comments on this website is that a lot of men do not understand that some women have certain financial standards when it comes to dating, and nothing can make them lower those standards. So guys, when a lady says she can't date a broke guy, try to first ruminate on the information I want to pass across before deciding to label her with derogatory appellations.

When I say some ladies, this "some" constitutes a certain category of ladies. This category includes ladies who are ambitious, hardworking and goal oriented. They are aren't idle or ignorant. They are intelligent, well informed and most times are financially bouyant. These are the kind of women I am categorically referring to. If this kind of woman says she can't date a broke guy, then she is justified in making such statement, and any guy who insults her for making such statement or tries to refute her statement with the kind of pathetic comments I read here, is indeed pathetic.

How does anyone expect a woman who is working towards being financially successful and expending time and energy towards this goal, to settle for some guy who earns WAY less than she does? How can a financially ambitious woman lower her standards and spend years waiting for some guy "who has potential" to make it? Let me unpack this last statement because it's a bit radioactive. There are different gradations of potential and that's why I used quotation marks. There are men who have an education that confers a high competitive advantage in the job market, or skills that can catapult them to high rungs on the financial ladder. If a financially ambitious woman meets this kind of guy and he is working hard everyday to become financially stable and secure, then she can lower her standards a bit and grind with him, but only for a while. If after few months or years and this guy isn't making any progress and she decides to go, no one should blame her. Maybe the guy isn't smart enough or isn't just lucky enough. She has the right to leave him and find someone who is financially compatible with her. Yes.
But this only applies to men who have real potential, not some guy who just has a degree or skills and isn't taking diligent steps to improve his finances.

What most guys don't realize is that being broke or just having enough money to subsist, are indicative of certain traits women in general aren't attracted to. Traits like laziness, unintelligence, lack of ambition, bad luck, and a lack of good education. It's not the fault of a financially ambitious woman who is financially bouyant herself if she doesn't want to mingle with broke people, let alone date them.

Instead of dating a guy that has good qualities, the kind of women I am referring to would rather find financially bouyant and ambitious men like themselves, and then proceed to look for these good qualities. And YES they are justified in doing that. Abi is it only broke guys that have good qualities?

Lastly, if any guy is asking out women who don't fall into the category of women I am referring to, then such guy has low standards and deserves the rejection he is receiving from his fellow broke girl.

When I noticed I was about attaining my present financial status, I said this prayer: "Dear Lord, please don't allow money change me".

The Good Lord knows with that prayer comes my desire never to be arrogant or look down on people. I'm glad today I don't judge people based on their social status, financial prowess, academic background, race or sexual orientation but on the content of their character.

Ladies that are financially buoyant need do the same. We are never poor or disadvantaged but when it's your time to 'hammer', you'd realize we've all got what it takes to shine.

Your wife is going through a phase of life and might not even be able to explain it to herself. You could simply take the easy route and break up or the rugged path and help your wife through this phase. That she's not in sync with you is just because you are the closest to her and the most readily available for her to transfer her negative energies to. Assuming she's that way with just you but cool and happy with others then I'd have said she's stopped loving you. But since she doesn't have close friends and can't keep relationships with others then its not really about you.

Yes, you aren't her shrink but then you could roll up your sleeves and do the hard work. Keep showing her love, encourage her to visit a therapist, take time to go off somewhere romantic with her. Try to reconnect with her and at her own time she'll open up and you'd see the beauty you fell in love with. Marriage is all about tolerance and understanding. A wise man once said, marriage is not about how compatible we are but how much we are able to manage our incompatibilities.

I pray that the peace of God that passes all understanding reign in your home. All will be well.

Haba that's not much of a problem na. Change the password but dont say anything to her and when next she tries to unlock your phone, just give her this look.

Watch out Toks, the feminists are coming for ya head