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i can feel the camaraderie more in the NA pic than the Turkish base with their fake smiles, full plates with no one willing to have a go at the food.

UNN produced Dora.

Now another lioness roars into NAFDAC.

Good one for UNN.

Tolupage:
thought military men don't grow beards

They do...if you're given a pass we call excuse shave.

This one Seun had to call Lala...hmmm

What's it with Orjis and human flesh?!

Gross!

Lala call your boys to order.

Queenlovely, it would be quite erroneous to think that the rich don't pass on their wealth to their kids. Infact they do but not in a way you would expect.

Reason: Simple. Tax evasion.

If the rich dies and pass on their wealth to their kids, the government would quickly jump in and come in for their own share of the cookie in the form of tax. Depending on the country you're from, state laws and the type of wealth being passed down, taxes could range from inheritance tax, to state estate tax, and then there's capital gain tax if you decide to sell but the property goes up in value. Oversea inheritance tax could also be applied if part of that wealth is coming from from overseas. In some countries, inheritance tax could be well over 30%. Now that's a lot of money to be lost!

So what do the rich do? They set up trust funds and charities that are obliged to take 'care' of their children.There's a lot attached to that word care. It simply means the trust fund would finance the children's whims and caprices. That aside, income from trust funds are taxable but exempted from double taxation. Having said that, they also give some amount of cash yearly to their kids. Over the years, this build up to a sizeable amount.

So don't let all the donations to charities deceive you. Bill Gates daughter is worth about $20 million. How old is she and where has she worked? He's already left some cool cash to her and sent the remaining to their trust fund to shelter it from tax.

RZArecta:
Those problems are meant for oyinbo people (apart from bent frame)
The rest can be solved with a quick trip to ladipo and owode market accompanied by a good kazeem

A good kazeem!!
You win the internet today lol.

When I read the Judge's name, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

A motion to quash from Uncle Joe would do.

This early morning kwa

And she forgot all about it?

Hehehehe.

That awkward moment when someone uses that same garlic to cook beans...yuck.

I just want to believe this is some kind of super story.

OP, you and your friend need Jesus.

I'm outta here, can't relate.

Oh Lord, this is so gross. I think the greater evil here is the police doing naff about the neighbor that molested kid.

Lots of people need to do jail terms for this BS.

Luxembourg, Monaco, Cayman Island

Click like if you know what I'm thinking.

Share if you don't.

Yes you can but have you tried contacting the company via its customer care line? They handle such complaints and at best you'd be given some cartons of noodles to compensate you.

It's not an intentional act and happens as a result of the negligence of the last man (usually called the striker) before the wrapping machine. Guess the dude must have slept off during a cold night shift.

Maybe she's trying to depict a burning Nigeria.

Well, she's free to express herself whichever way she likes. We all have a right to freedom of expression. Without that right, we are not free.

@OP Prec1ous May God bless you immediately.

FvckShiT:
[color=#F535AA] ... Fúçkíñg funny scenario....did he blöödyfûçkiñg steal the fúçking car.....? Or he so much fúçking cherish it? [/color]

Dunno why, but you remind me of Rick Ford (Jason Statham) in The Spy.

Some neighbors ehn..they can do amebo.

I keep saying it, Nnamdi Kanu is a British Secret Agent. How did he acquire his British citizenship? Besides, why is there no trace of him since he graduated from LMU?

OP, men on NL have given you sound advice and you ignored 'em. The likes of HARDDON, ikp120, boiz2men. If you can't take their advice, whose advice will you take? MrCork?? No offeinse.

Lemme epp your ministry. xxxteddyxxx comman advice this OP here. Better take his advice.

This morning at about 1am there were info of Fulani men coming into onions market in truck loads.

There were sporadic shooting going on between 1am and 3am.

And distress calls have been coming in from my teammates in Umuode, Ariaria and Port Harcourt Rd.

Why did the Buhari government start a python dance in areas where peace existed.

That guy...Nelloofficial. On lala's thread?!!

Here's what's going to happen to ya.

Snakes and Life Ban will fall on you.

Eleyi gidi gan

After all the do's and don't, I just weak.

Good move from Flour Mills of Nigeria.

But do they have the oil palm plantation to provide the much needed raw materials or are they going to drag the already scarce resource with other players?

I think companies like FMN and Presco should have an R& department tasked with making oil palms fruit in less than a year.

I could vividly recall making some predictions last year when the recession was biting hard.
https://www.nairaland.com/3326012/recession-personal-income-planning/1#49036882

Some were sceptical. I just hope lessons were learnt, because for every job cut we experienced, a family of four dependants was affected.

Enough said let's take a look at the key I gave in that post. I hope new millionaires would emerge and be wise enough to invest in Nigeria.

Onila is another version of mamagee3. Both ask the same kind of questions.

Onila I thought you said no more threads of this nature?

Oya, come and be going.

onila:
awwww thank you

someone said something nice to me for once

i love you

Blushing.

He wants to introduce his friend to your mom because his friend is a double agent who works for the government and is a Russian spy and has ties to North Korea which conducted a nuclear test this morning. Your mom dated the man that carried the nuclear football in the 80s, he memorized the codes and that code will be used to generate today's code because it follows an algorithm. The codes will be sold by your boyfriend who happens to be a double agent for the US government and the Chinese government to the Chinese, who will neutralize and control the nuclear football.
You can prevent all this from happening mamagee3.
Come back to Nigeria and get married to a good guy and this your boyfriend that happens to be a Chinese double agent will never have to meet your mother.

Onila my crush.

Believe me, the difficult part isn't getting rejected. It's not being notified by the HR Dept. that you've been dropped.