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You wake up in the middle of the night asking for advice on how to break a poor girl's heart.

Witchcraft

What nonsense!!

God will not forgive anyone that turns this into a tribal war.

The police were quick to see the girl's fault but they failed to notice the woman contravened our Labour laws. If you sack someone, you pay the person off!! Withholding the wage is tantamount to stealing. The girl can even sue for unfair termination of job.

That awkward moment you port from MTN to Etisalat, then MTN buys up Etisalat.

I dont think it's a fabricated story. That's Ben Victor from Ila Otu group on Facebook. Ben couldn't have made the story up to drive traffic on the group or seek out new members. Ila Otu is a secret group on Facebook. You cannot see them even if you search for them. You only become a member if invited.

Farming. Most of the farmers are busy at this time of the year. No one has time to harvest and process garri. Besides, the tubers isn't 'rising'.

Prinzyy:
pls. What is the machine for and how much does it cost?trying to invest my little money.

It's used to produce palm kernel oil. It costs about 11m when I called this morning. However, there are Belgium machines that go for about 1.6m

speaktome:
There you are Bro...
Am one of their Nigerian Agents working with the Nigerian Representative.


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Amen o. If I can get your contact, I'd like to know how much it goes for now. Give me better price o.

speaktome:
Good one OVI!!!




I want 5 plots of land from that place as Am planning to relocate my Factory in Osogbo to Aba.


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OMG!!! That's a Muar Ban Lee expeller. Excellent machine you've got up there. Hope to own one someday.

ehissi:
This is totally misleading, in short, it is complete hogwash........

It's like saying AOC Training command is just there, while the commander of 330 NAF Station na D koko.....

Are you even living in this country?


You say joint operations in this country is rare?

Chief of Defence Staff cannot tell Chief of Army Staff what to do at any given time!?

You say Chief of Army Staff is more powerful within the army than Chief of Defence Staff?

Chairman, in short the whole Nairaland, disregard in entirety what was said here. This is the typical talk you hear from politicians who know nothing about the Nigerian military.

In all things, the Chief of Defence Staff is the Koko. It is even worse when the CDS and COAS are from the same Military force, na close marking COAS go dey collect.

CDS can even recommend COAS for instant retirement for your information, don't allow pant to be wearing you there Ooooh.

No foolish Chief of Army Staff will near Mr President or Minister of Defence or NSA etc for any type of briefing without first calling Chief of Defence Staff, except he wants to terminate his career.....

Chief of Army Staff dey mad? Them never born that kin Chief of Army staff yet......Not even for Hollywood movie, not to even talk of Nollywood.......

For your information, if C-in-C even give an order now, Chief of Defence Staff can use his influence and give a counter - order to Chief of Army Staff - provided C-in-C is not on ground as at that time - and Chief of Army Staff will double up and perform it........

Abi you never hear of "Obey the Last Order" before for your life. Make Chief of Army Staff no try himself, except him wan die. Him father yansh there.........

A 4 star officer will be on ground in the earth - even if no be Nigeria E dey, so long as he is not 6ft below the ground - and common Chief of Army Staff who is just one of the 3 service chiefs will go and be seeing C-in-C without notifying him first............


I laugh in Blanket putty...........

Guy, which regular you be??

Oh church!!
How do we know good girl friends and serious girlfriends??

I guess OP held a census for them.

Lalasticlala

Adviserseeker your wife did not talk to that boy. Take another phone, call your number with it. Allow it to ring all through without picking. Check the call duration, it lasts approximately 43s.

Just imagine.

I said earlier, nothing will come out of this investigation. The EFCC aren't operating within the ambit of the law. Most people don't understand how the NIA operates. FYI, they are like the CIA. They do the dirty business of any country. They do things we might not really be proud of as a nation provided it is for the greater good of the country.

They can start a coup in another country, fund a splinter terrorist group to combat boko haram, and do other dirty stuffs of course with the knowledge of the C-in-C or NSA. These funds might be deducted over time, stored wherever they chose to store it and you can't trace it to the National budget.

I am not saying the NIA can't be compromised even the CIA gets compromised but you can't hold a candle to them. The EFCC should stop diverting attention from its boss's financial dealings and go catch the real looters of our common wealth. If they need heads up, they should look no further than those who went for a certain wedding at a certain hilltop mansion within the country.

@ samr098 congratulations. I am very positive you're gonna make it. Rooting for you!!!

not bad

youngbelieve:
you issa bahdt guy oo,,, so re trying to tell me dat you've neva been in a serious relationship??

Lol...I'm a bad guy in a good way. Of course I've been in relationships mostly with women that know what they want.

youngbelieve:
dreaded area ke!!! haba its not Dah bad na, at least we didn't completely shut u out we considered putting u in dat zone

Hehehe, guys like me dont end up in your zone. It's usually the other way round. I dont ask girls out. If I like you and you can hold a witty convo, we hit it off. Else bounce. No time to ask her out or request for numbers.

Chemical engineering thermodynamics.

youngbelieve:
ah don understand, how na?? its not ma fault tho

Potential friend zone dude? I weak! What do you ladies gain by sending guys to that dreaded area?

Are these the only ND stated eligible??

youngbelieve:
he kept on pestering me dats why and mind u I 'don't' like him, only saw him as a potential friend-zone dude

Chai...men aff suffer in your hands.

Let's get it straight.

If a guy asks you out but you decline because you are in a relationship, that's not playing hard to get..you're simply not interested because you're taken.

If a dude hits on you, and you turn him down because you dont like him...that's not playing hard to get.
Playing hard to get is when your options are open, you're free to mingle, dude hits on you, you like him but for some reasons best known to you, you refuse to accept him so that he'll pursue you long enough just to validate your vain reasons.

^^
You giving number out of pity? Gosh!! You ladies ehn.

Why play hard to get when you prolly like the dude and want to date him? If a lady plays hard to get, I give her grace period. If her hard to get exceeds the allocated period, off she goes. No time.

One million by Paco Rabanne

Lots of fallacy of hasty generalization here.

Nothing will come out of this investigation.

Why y'all hating and judging? What's your ish with baby mamas? Y'all acting up as if you're saints and gonna make heaven first.

vaxx:
1 contact the country embassey where the university is located. ask them relevant questions ？ at times the embassey may request for an official letter for that purpose and a little amount of cash. pls do it .it worth it.

2 consult ministry of education in abuja . at times school may be accredited in her country but unfit for nigeria education standard. mary abacha uni in niger is a typical example. this might also cost you. do it. it is better

3 ensure the institution program is accredited by relevant authourity where the school is located. make the use of website to checj on agency responsible for validating schools programs. eg in the germany FIBAA is the only responsible agent to vaiidate business course.

lastly. make sure , you document are valid （i.e）waec ,passport and other traveling document are intact and free of fraud. this might be an obstacle for you to proceed into nysc after you complet your degree if there isa little suspect of fraud， ASK ME ANY QUESTION ABOUT STUDY ABROAD

Mbok, work on your punctuation.

So a 21 year old is now a boy?

Congratulations bro. E no easy.

I'm so impressed with the sitting position of the bride. Our slay queens wouldn't know about this position called the 'duchess slant'.

Remember, princess never cross their legs in public.

deomello:
China is obviously looking for cheap labor, granted they are going to create jobs in the process just like the same company did in Ethiopia, but the spent $250 million on a cluster of 80 factories and industrial park in Ethiopia so the $1.5 billion sounds way way off mark us usual with Nigerian journalism deceptive Nigerian politicians.

I believe the $1.5B is the expected product output. But don't be surprised, the dailymail of UK says the company has a $1B facility in Ethiopia.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3824617/Trump-factory-jobs-sent-China-never-come-back.html