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Christianity Etc › Re: Mayan Apocalypse: Panic Spreads As December 21 Nears by alphaconde(m): 5:46pm On Dec 10, 2012
So these oyinbo people will claim africans lack knowlegde whereas they are the dumbest in the world.
Car Talk › Do U Know The Abbreviations On Your Number Plates? by alphaconde(op): 5:32pm On Dec 10, 2012
This issue has been bothering me for some time. I own a car that was bought and registered in lagos this is the number
Lagos
EM Bleep SMK
Now I want to know what local government the SMK represents
I hv another car
Edo
AG Bleep AKA
On this one I bought it from someone and I know the 18 lgas of edo state very well and I don't seem to know any one that could be abbreviated AKA
So peeps I need answers if you know yours kindly let's me know so that I know where ones car is coming from when I see it
There are some lagos numbers ending with
JJJ
LND
LSD
I don't know that they mean.
Your responses.
Car Talk › Re: How To Drive Automatic Vehicles by alphaconde(m): 5:16pm On Dec 10, 2012
kagel: How to Drive an Automatic Car
Anyone learning to drive should use a car equipped with an automatic transmission, because shifting gears and gaining clutch coordination on a manual transmission car takes a lot of practice. There are far too many other skills to concentrate on for the sake of becoming a safe driver. Safety is the first consideration for you, your passengers and all other occupants of the road

Instructions

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Check the vehicle. Look over the tires, glass, wipers and lights before getting in. Tires should be properly inflated with enough tread to touch Lincoln’s head with an inverted penny in the groove. Glass should be free of cracks and wipers able to clear rain or snow from the windshield. Check the lights in front and back as well as both turn signals. Ask someone to step on the brake pedal while you check the brake lights in the rear.
2

Get in and buckle up. Pull the seat belt and shoulder strap over yourself and snap it securely into the buckle. Seat belts save lives. It only takes a few seconds to put one on and it’s not the least bit uncomfortable. Be sure all passengers are buckled and follow safety regulations regarding children’s weight and proper restraining devices.

3

Check mirrors. Clean and adjust the rear view and side mirrors. Set the rear view mirror to let you see straight out the back window. Side mirrors should show the back corners of the car to give you a location reference to other objects.
4

Start it up. Turn the key to start the engine, apply the brake and shift into the desired gear with the gear lever on the steering column or floor console between the front seats. Depress the accelerator lightly to get the car rolling. Now check the brakes before you actually need them to stop the car.
5

Choose the gear. Shift the car into the best gear for the road and weather conditions. Obviously, if you want to back up, reverse is the only choice ("R"wink. For normal driving, shift into high gear and leave it there. A circled "grin" allows best fuel efficiency at high speeds. On vehicles with overdrive, that’s high gear. To move forward on loose gravel or a muddy dirt road, use one of the lower gears ("L1" or "L2"wink. Shift into a low gear any time you are going down a steep grade. Stay in high gear going uphill and the automatic transmission will adjust itself to meet the demand.
6

Use the right foot. Use the same foot for the accelerator and the brake. Reflexes will take your foot from gas to brake in less than half a second. Two-footed driving needlessly burns fuel and brake pads.
7

Take a hands-on approach. Grab the steering wheel with both hands at clock positions of 10 and 2, or 9 and 3 if the wheel holds an air bag. Make turns by crossing one hand over another, with one hand on the wheel at all times.
8

Look around. Check for pedestrians, bicyclists, joggers and children before pulling away from the curb or out of a driveway. Look ahead for hazards or upcoming steering adjustments. Check both ways before entering intersections. Be aware of all other vehicles around you, including the ones behind you. Check mirrors and turn your head quickly to check spots the mirrors don’t show before changing lanes or entering traffic.
9

Use the turn signal to show other drivers your intention to change lanes, make a turn, enter the roadway or parallel park.
10

Take to the highway. Enter a highway by gaining speed as you drive up the on ramp. Signal your intention to merge with traffic and check mirrors and blind spots for a safe gap in traffic. Drive in the center lane on three-lane roads. Use the right lane on two-lane highways, saving the left lane for passing. Although it may be tempting to speed on highways, keep your speed within 5 mph of the posted speed limit.
11

Drive according to location and conditions. Use a gentle touch on the brake and accelerator in snow and ice. Beware of hydroplaning in rain, and dry the brakes by holding the pedal down a little while moving. Constantly watch for pedestrians in the city. Look out for children and pets in suburbs, and watch for wildlife on rural routes.

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Read more: How to Drive an Automatic Car | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_4460806_drive-automatic-car.html#ixzz28nvwKAcS
Do u work with road safety
Car Talk › Re: Altima Vs Audi A6 by alphaconde(m): 3:50pm On Dec 10, 2012
I use an audi a6 quattro but before I got it it had already been converted to manual transmission. I works perfectly though but I see that the interior breaks off easily but I still love it. Please users should post up their experiences, I wanted to sell it next year, can I know why I shouldn't?
Car Talk › Re: Engine Goes Off When The Brake Is Applied In Motion. by alphaconde(m): 3:46pm On Dec 10, 2012
How come they (mechanics )don't know what to do. I had a similar problem with my audi a6 it was simple the auto electrician simply adjusted the acclerator and it worked. However as minor as that problem seem I experienced it was very dangerous. So get help as soon as you can
Alpha conde
Politics › Re: PDP Writes-Off Brain-damaged Governor Suntai - SaharaReporters by alphaconde(m): 2:35pm On Dec 08, 2012
With or without a governor taraba wouldn't make any difference except that confusion and thiefing stops
Family › Will Or Can U Borrow Money To Celebrate by alphaconde(op): 9:46pm On Dec 07, 2012
This had began to terrify me recently when a friend visited requesting to lend money for a ceremony he is proposing. I was disgusted and he gave me a kind of response that seemed like that's how's done(normally) well I need to know how wise it is to borrow money or raise ur debt for ceremonies or celebrations. Me think it is double jeopardy not having money and spending borrowed sums for celebrations.your opinions please
Alpha Conde
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The CV That “works” In Nigeria – Adenike Fadina by alphaconde(m): 6:58pm On Dec 06, 2012
I had first thought the post was a poem nt knowing that someone out there had reinvented the wheel. If it was a matter of cv many people that are employed wud hv been unemployed while the unemployed would hv been employed.
Alpha Conde
Car Talk › Re: Detergent Or Liquid Soap For Car Wash? by alphaconde(op): 1:16pm On Dec 06, 2012
Can the liquid mix do a good work with the interior, cus that's the main reason I can't do without detergent.
Romance › Re: What To Do When You Are Hot And You Are In A Distant Relatioship by alphaconde(m): 9:29am On Dec 06, 2012
[quote author=AG.gal]My bf drinks weneva he's "hot" n am not arnd[/quote]Your boyfriend knows u r a fo..ol and that u can believe anything
Car Talk › Detergent Or Liquid Soap For Car Wash? by alphaconde(op): 9:14am On Dec 06, 2012
This morning I was douzing detergent in water to start cleaning my car but a passer by vehemently asked me to stop using detergent but instead use liquid soap or car wash. But I do think they both contain same chemical compounds that forms soap but I don't know which contains the harmful one. Your advice, experiences and contributions needed.
Crime › Re: Mass Robbery In Auchi, Edo State? by alphaconde(m): 9:36pm On Nov 26, 2012
acidtalk: Kiah! Edo people must always dey news.
As dem hear say Kidnappers don for union for Enugun, dey sef must to form union for Armed Robbery. Edo I hail oh!

Wah doo oh!
U want to be funny or this is how reasonable u can be?
Politics › Bank Robbery Returns To Edo State Now @ Night by alphaconde(op): 9:29pm On Nov 26, 2012
The last was heard @ ekpoma edo central some months back when robbers raided the UBA and zenith bank branches simultaneously at noon. But now they have stage an attack on 3 banks in the evening blasting the banks open with dynamites @ auchi edo north. We can recall that during the last governorship election insecurity formed the main thrust of campaign issues, we had though that this trend was abating until now.
The reports
http://mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/armed-robbers-raid-three-banks-early-evening-attack-edo-state
Properties › Re: Road Built Around House In China After Owners Refuse To Sell by alphaconde(m): 2:37pm On Nov 25, 2012
that's a country that respects its citizens
Food › Re: What Is This Fruit Called In Your Native Language? by alphaconde(m): 2:27pm On Nov 25, 2012
Ekpoma people call it otien
It seems the season is gradually approaching
Can't wait grin
Car Talk › Re: How To Know If You Have Been Under-dispensed At The Fuel Filling Station by alphaconde(m): 5:44am On Nov 16, 2012
swtcharissa: I just buy fuel frm NNPC n move ahead,wat will =10O or little less do to the millions am working n praying hard to make?
U r sti praying hard to make millions?, when some others are finding means to reduce their wealth. Man drive faster
Business › Re: What's The Greatest Challenge You've Encountered As A Rising Entrepreneur? by alphaconde(m): 7:27pm On Nov 10, 2012
Nothing fuastrates me more than the come today come tomoro excuses some of these big men tell u when u want them to buy your products or listen or approve your proposals. Plus the long waiting in their offices. Sometimes u wait till almost closing hours only for them to tell you to come tomoro. Inshort I don't wanna cry cus of some encounter
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Weirdest Dream You Have Had? by alphaconde(op): 12:29pm On Nov 10, 2012
I can imagine
Nairaland General › What's The Weirdest Dream You Have Had? by alphaconde(op): 11:23am On Nov 10, 2012
I mean those sort of dreams u wake up from and start thanking God it was only but a dream.

For me it was one night I dreamt my dad and mum were involved in a ghastly motor accident, I was called to the scene, it was really horrible.

When I woke up I was full of praises. I prayed the rosary severally and its almost a year after not even their car has scratched.

Shares yours with advices on how such dreams should be handled.
Politics › Re: Why Nigerians ‘ll Ask Jonathan To Run In 2015 – Okupe by alphaconde(m): 8:07am On Nov 08, 2012
Till then
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Is A Man With No Reputation For Honour Or Decency – Okonjo-iweala by alphaconde(m): 8:04am On Nov 08, 2012
When corruption fights back it makes the people who talk about it confused.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jacob Zuma Another Wasteful African Leader by alphaconde(op): 12:57pm On Nov 04, 2012
do u mean the sum qouted is lower than what nigerian leaders are looting
Foreign Affairs › Jacob Zuma Another Wasteful African Leader by alphaconde(op): 10:12am On Nov 04, 2012
http://www.africaeagle.com/2012/11/south-africas-jacob-zuma-spent-28.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+Africaeagle+(AfricaEagle)&m=1

To most South Africans, it is an unimaginable expense: $28 million in upgrades to President Jacob Zuma’s rural homestead, with taxpayers footing the bill.
Politics › Re: FG Spends N100bn On School Books by alphaconde(m): 10:50pm On Oct 30, 2012
The parents of these school children didn't ask of this. They only begged the government to improve the standard of education. From my investigation the children don't even get the books in complete numbers. Now government is spending a states yearly budgetable sum on books. I advice we allow parents buy these books afteall nigeria has never been a totalitarian state. O God direct the steps of your choosen servant JONATHAN
Politics › Re: Gov. Suntai Of Taraba Flown To Germany by alphaconde(m): 7:07pm On Oct 27, 2012
I was going to ask when a nigerian hospital acquired state of the art facilities to treat a state govenor especially one is a near death situation.
Romance › Re: Silly Things You Have Done To Please Your Man by alphaconde(m): 12:26pm On Oct 27, 2012
The girls are talking about how thier hearts were broken or sacrifices they made some of the actions arent even silly but normal. Any way i dont think any girl have done anything silly for me
Celebrities › Re: Is Yvonne Nelson Bleaching ? Compare Her Before And After Pictures by alphaconde(m): 12:13pm On Oct 27, 2012
When obansajo was bleeching who noticed
Nairaland General › Re: What Are The Weird Things You Do When You Are Alone? by alphaconde(m): 8:40am On Oct 27, 2012
I imagine been nigeria s president
Travel › Re: Plane Crash Involving Governor Suntai Of Taraba (Pictures) by alphaconde(m): 7:45am On Oct 26, 2012
Me think the governor was a good pilot because if it was dana pilots ha everyone would have long be confirmed dead
Politics › Re: Nigerian Youths Are Lazy And Don't Read - El-Rufai by alphaconde(m): 8:27pm On Oct 25, 2012
2sexy: And what have you created ? He who is without sin should cast the first stone. See kettle calling the pot black...
Young one fyi I have a project enpowering youngones around me. I have been with young people worked with them to actually discover that 90% of problems the youths are facing are directly and indirectly from the actions of the ruling class with the likes of el rufai so I guess u are the kettle here
Politics › Governor Of Taraba Suntai Dies In Aircrash by alphaconde(op): 7:57pm On Oct 25, 2012
Politics › Re: Nigerian Youths Are Lazy And Don't Read - El-Rufai by alphaconde(m): 7:44pm On Oct 25, 2012
acidtalk: Lazy is an understatement.
They are DEAD intellectually.


In my house I have about 500 Audio CDs and over 1,300 Books (All Original).

I noticed that while my books worth 100 times the price of the Compact disc, People pay more interest in "borrowing" or "fapping" them more than even the Best of the life changing books.

God bless the soul of that woman who said "if you want to hide anything from a Black man, put it in a book". She is damn so correct.
For ur mind na u read pass, ur mates de europe de invent things from what they read here u are blabbing on a site someone ur younger brothers age created

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