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Autos / Re: Registered 2007 Honda Accord DC @ 3.8m by alphanyx: 5:15pm
Interior and engine pictures... please...
Politics / Re: Wike Inspects Ongoing Road Projects In Kuje (Photos) by alphanyx: 10:23am On Jul 28
Abeg, who dey dress this man? I get full size mirror for dash.
Properties / Re: Delta Bans Sales Of Land In Ogwashi-uku by alphanyx: 1:56pm On Jul 21
Excellent! Every riff raff turn land baron.
Romance / Re: I Can't Marry This Type Of Man by alphanyx: 10:13pm On Jul 11
Abeg post your papa and brothers pictures make we check something. 🙄

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Politics / Re: Debt: Abuja Electricity To Disconnect Police, Army Headquarters, Others by alphanyx: 5:20pm On Jun 01
Diesel and petrol supply loading... which is far more expensive.
Autos / Re: Closed by alphanyx: 4:04pm On May 04
One day @ a time my guy! Work hard, work smart, eat, rest and sexercise. grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Bans Men From Getting Passports, Tells EU To Deport Its Men by alphanyx: 6:36pm On Apr 25
That one dey send plenty needed money back to Ukraine to buy bullet.
boxypane:
Abeg make them come carry the one wey dey Chelsea.

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Politics / Re: Rivers: Legislators Remove Governor Fubara's Authority To Appoint LG Caretakers by alphanyx: 9:17am On Apr 23
In my own opinion, this should not be about Wike and Funara. This should dwell on good governance. If Fubara and other governors can go to Abuja to share money/ allocation why can't "elected" L.G. chairpersons' travel to their state capitals to sit with their "elected" governors and share allocation accordingly too Why appoint caretakers

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Religion / Re: "If You Catch Your Wife Cheating & Forgive Her, Her Respect For You Will Go" by alphanyx: 9:31am On Mar 02
Na God go deliver you grin grin grin
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Una good morning oo… hw una night?
I just wan tell una say I’m still single nd I’m searching.
But those of una wey still dey relationship nd ur boyfriend don break ur heart into pieces and u need a shoulder to cry.. my shoulder is always available for u.

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Food / Re: The ₦2,000 Food I Bought At An Eatery Today by alphanyx: 6:31pm On Feb 20
Gas nko?
Jewessgratitud3:
This thing should be
Rice 700
Fish 1300

Total waste of money. That money can Cook you rice at home and you'll eat to your satisfaction.

Half derica and one milk cup rice 600
Sachet tomato 150
Pepper 200
Fish 600
Vegetable oil 300
Seasoning 100
Onions 50

You'll get times 4 of this .
Politics / Re: Merging PDP With LP Supporters Is Like Ferrari Engine In Peogeot – Shehu Sani by alphanyx: 9:11pm On Nov 16, 2023
Abeg, which of the them be ferrari and which one be Peugeot? grin
Politics / Re: LAWMA Serves Intention To Seal Notices On Some Businesses In Lagos. by alphanyx: 2:21pm On Oct 26, 2023
Nigeria is crashing just because they were asked to clean their environment
Allthelight:
See why the everything is crashing in this country. It might be too late to save this country.
The more businesses they go after the more the country will crash.

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Autos / Re: Foreign Used Toyota Lekki 4.4m Naria by alphanyx: 7:33pm On Jul 08, 2023
Na so Nigeria don bad reach
Make una dey fear God o!
Autos / Re: . by alphanyx: 1:28pm On Jun 25, 2023
Kirikiri loading... grin grin grin
vintageviniba:
my bad I should have blocked the plate number, but I want to ask!! Na offence?

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Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2013 Nissan Pathfinder Platinum 4WD For Sale by alphanyx: 6:12am On Jun 06, 2023
Nigerians prefer "reliability", ease of getting spare parts and maintenance.
chukel:
very fully loaded car. 2013 highlander limited is no where close in terms of the options fully packed by this SUV.
Politics / Re: Mc Oluomo Disgrace Shina Peller In Public For Not Voting Tinubu (photos,video) by alphanyx: 11:01am On May 02, 2023
What's the left hand shaking all about Common man is confused here... Abi educated man and illiterate dey block somewhere for darkness
Politics / Re: Mc Oluomo Disgrace Shina Peller In Public For Not Voting Tinubu (photos,video) by alphanyx: 10:58am On May 02, 2023
Help me ask them, abeg. undecided
madridguy:
Why are they shaking one another with left hand .
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Explains How Removing Nigerian Name From CV Got Him UK Job Offers by alphanyx: 1:00am On Mar 26, 2023
Contact please...
FrenchXpert:
That’s understandable. Sometimes you have to do what you have to do.


…
Anyway, if you are interested in learning French under six months, you can contact me.
Politics / Re: Oyo Governorship: Gunmen Invade Folarin’s Family Compound, Injure Many by alphanyx: 9:46am On Mar 18, 2023
10 hilux, many injured and no single photo
Crime / Re: Man Strangles Pregnant Wife To Death Over Delay In Opening Gate For Him by alphanyx: 9:19am On Mar 09, 2023
SAY NO TO DRUGS!!! Probably high on cheap "mpurummiri".
Autos / Re: Very Sharp Naija Used 04 Toyota Camry by alphanyx: 8:44am On Nov 27, 2022
Common.... its his business. Why not post yours for sale and state your own price. No need insulting anyone. A better Nigeria starts with you and me.
UcLloyd:
2.1m for a Nigerian used car, God punish u and ur family there

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Celebrities / Re: Sammie Okposo Is Dead by alphanyx: 2:27pm On Nov 25, 2022
DEPUTY JESUS!!! Keep judging others... Las Las all of us go DIE!!!
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I knew he would soon die when he started living an adulterous life. He sang fake gospel songs to deviate the minds of true Christians from the ways of our lord Jesus while sleeping with several women behind the scenes. Very unfortunate to share Same religion with him. It's better we Christians adopt polygamy like our Muslim brothers than deceiving ourselves in front of our lord Jesus sad

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Arrested With Cocaine Capsules In Her Stomach At Pakistan Airport by alphanyx: 5:29am On Nov 21, 2022
When one local babalawo has given them the notion that they are invincible to airport security, scanners and sniffer dogs. She wan drive Range Rover and spray for occasions this xmas to pepper her village people. R.I.P in advanceto her.
macaranta:
Don't these guys understand how airport scanners work? If you like hide drugs in your bones it will detect it. What kind of madness is this ffs

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Stabs Prostitute To Death, Sets Hotel Ablaze In Delta by alphanyx: 9:13pm On Nov 07, 2022
Such serious crimes of MURDER and ARSON yet no hotel name. I nor believe the story joor.
Business / Re: Aloy Chife Asks CBN To Abolish Official FOREX Market, Allow Naira Float by alphanyx: 7:48am On Nov 04, 2022
Thank youforsharing...
Emeskhalifa:
THE CURRENCY SITUATION: A MUST READ

1). So many Nigerians have stacked Naira notes in their closets and are cut up with this policy of the CBN. There is a rush by ignorant Nigerians to convert their Naira to Dollars. Naira is at all time low against dollar and it's going to go even lower. For example a man converts #10m to 12,500 USD at the current exchange rate. It's easier to keep it with himself than to deposit in a Domiciliary account with a DMB because of the stringent policies around FX cash deposits. He hopes that by December when the new Nigeria is floated, he'd have his FX converted back to Naira from the Aboki guys he bought his USD from.

2)The Aboki man who sold FX to his customers at exorbitant rate excitedly goes to the DMB to deposit the millions of Naira he got the the FX swap he did. He knows he is getting richer in geometric proportion by this new policy by the CBN. He awaits the printing of the new Naira notes so as to reconvert the Naira he has in his account today USD and continue making more money.

3). All customers who deposited their Naira notes, those depositing and those who would be depositing are eagerly waiting for December 15. The DMBs are also waiting for the said date. Meanwhile there is a cashless policy waiting to hit all Nigerians by January 2023. On December 15th, customers would rush to the DMBs for new notes so as to withdraw as much as they can before January when the cashless policy would be effected 100%. The DMBS would rush to the central bank branches to withdraw new notes. The branches would go to the H/O for new notes. H/O would release just a little to branches based on cash management policies. CBN Branches would release in trinkets to DMB branches and tell them to go manage their customers. DMBs would revert back to their customers based on the low available new cash notes. There would be slight panicking as customers who deposited old naira notes cannot retrieve same notes from the DMBs anymore because of unavailability. Remember, digital money and paper money is still money and so customers would be advised to use electronic channels to make payments.

4) The Aboki guy who kept millions of Naira is also a victim of the shortage of new notes and so he cannot buy back FX from his customers who were hoping to return the ones the got earlier ones the new notes are in place. Aboki begins to panick as well. Those who have FX and need naira notes begin to sell their FX to people who have naira whether old or new just to cash in before January. In doing so, USD begins to crash as rapidly as it rose. Much of the FX becomes deposited in DMBs as carrying the raw cash isn't useful anymore. The CBN is happy because there is more FX in the banking system to give for Forms A, M and Q. Naira begins to gain rapidly against the dollar.

5). In January, cashless policy takes effect. So even if the CBN makes available more new notes to DMBs, customers cannot withdraw above the stipulated across-the-counter limit to avoid heavy charges. Customers are forced to use electronic payments, FX policy and transfer and withdrawal is so stiff that swapping FX and Naira is no more a gain. USD parallel and black market prices crash all the way down to CBN rate. Inflation based on importation of goods and services is checked as Naira becomes strong against dollar. People who have physical dollars would lose. There would be limited access to naira notes as electronic transfers become prevalent. Enaira purchases also become more as Nigerians look for most seamless methods to do payments. By June, whoever takes over power would have a soft landing as this policy by the CBN has controlled a whole lot of inflation, corruption and economic degradation.

6). If you have Naira notes stashed with you, return them back to the bank through your account. Don't try to play smart trying to beat the system, you may become the architect of your own loss. Your 12,500 USD may fall from #10,000,000 to #5,000,000 in June, 2023. Meanwhile if you put same #10,000,000 in Treasury Bills at the current 14.5%, you should be gaining about #725,000 at the same period.

Let's try and look at the bright side of things, Nigeria shall be great by God's grace.
Business / Re: 15-Year-Old ₦‎500 Note Currently In Circulation (Pictured) by alphanyx: 4:18pm On Nov 01, 2022
Where the dollar and pounds to buy All scarce!

Couldn't they just buy dollars, pounds and euros from bureau de change? [/quote]

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Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Okowa Mourns Davido's Son, Ifeanyi Adeleke by alphanyx: 3:38pm On Nov 01, 2022
No condolence to all the parents wey their kids dey die since sake of bad government. It izzz well ooo... In this life, get money... plenty of money... e get why.
Autos / Re: Bosch Battery : 60Ah- 225Ah by alphanyx: 10:54pm On Oct 31, 2022
How much is 60AH?
Politics / Re: Tompolo Wins Multi-Million Dollar Contract To Curb Oil Theft by alphanyx: 8:39am On Aug 19, 2022
Is it not better and safer to fund the Nigerian Navy with the said 4billion monthly

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Health / Re: Residents Lament As Ogun Major Roads Turn Dump Site (Photos) by alphanyx: 9:20am On Apr 14, 2022
But na "me and you" dey dump that refuse for center of road under the cover of darkness. Yes, the govt is lax too with its responsibility and enforcement but the main koko lies on the the citizens to act appropriately.
Even when refuse containers are provided, we prefer shortcut along the road or drainage during rainfall. Where services are provided by refuse contractors, "we" still refuse to pay!
Abegi! Our own dey all of us body... as if say nor be all of us be the government we condemn.

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Politics / Re: Labaran Maku Returns To PDP by alphanyx: 5:56am On Apr 07, 2022
Money! Obvious that Gov. Soludo can't afford to bankroll the party again as Obiano did for 8years. So all "guyman" politicians in APGA must count their teeth with their tongues. grin
bblayer:
Na watin these men dey look for?
Politics / Re: 2023: Uduaghan Drops Senatorial Ambition, Blames Election Fatigue by alphanyx: 8:36pm On Mar 24, 2022
Delta politics for you...
lexikul:
He sold his right to campaign so his daughter could go for house of assembly.......Useless clown now watch him support the idiot who thwarted all his effort to be a senator in the person of ejele.

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