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boss1310:Yea. Thanks hun |
Eniqurl:Thanks hun! |
MuyiRano:Lols, you comment before reading? |
Howmon:Thanks hun. I can observe your Long-Sightedness lols! |
FemiEddy:Thanks reader! |
Sorry o, but how u take know wetin they discuss for inside villa? |
Sarang:The fight was less than 40Mins |
McGregor: I thought I was close to winning before he came on . . . ![]() |
Floy Finish Him!!! |
Gosh. Floyd is Flawless now |
Please someone should help me and ask McGregor if we are doing wrestling? |
Floyd: Finish him! Now May is more aggressive than ever! |
See as Mayweather just push the guy . . . |
And it seems, May plans might be working though . . . Mcgregor is already looking tired now . . . |
But May have got nice punches oh . . . Just observing! |
Endurance rounds for Uncle May!!! |
I dont know what McGregor is looking for at May's back? |
Enough money to be made this time around. If you nor score reach 180, I wonder what is pushing you to spend that money . . . E sha nor be my business . . . |
Neighbour: Every morning you will be using earphones to block your ears, ha? Me: Ha Madam, leave am oh. I need to protect my ears from frequent lies and rodent/laser fever infested propaganda, they kill faster than Nollywood juju. ![]() |
Audu has not been himself lately. He has lost his job and the signals from his home drags him back every time he was about to retire to his house after each unfruitful day’s adventure. For the very past few weeks, his chain of meetings had yielded nothing new to him except for frustrations and ill lucks. His wife, Halimattu, has also had her own fair share of the forgoing and ongoing frustrations. In fact, the previous two nights, they had gone in without food due to harsh decision by her neighbour who sells food stuffs but refused to lend her items to prepare for the evening meal pending Audu's return from his journeys. Chief Okanta has been faithful in advising Audu about how to go through life happy, lively and free but had never giving him any financial assistance. Audu remembers him and decided to try his luck today. He already knew full well of what Okanta always offers - unending advise and counseling. "I have heard you perfectly Audu. Our relationship has lasted these past years, and cannot be despised no matter what. I won't bore you with another series of counseling since your disposition shows that of a dying hungry man in front of a hungry lion". Chief Okanta said after listening to Audu's tales. "Oka, please just help me" Audu pleaded. "Just so simple a task, Audu and I shall shower you with all you'll want in riches." Okanta started, "I shall give you enough help as I could but are you ready to do just a simple thing for me?" "Anything, Chief" "Alright, I shall give you financial assistance based on the number of wealthy people you know and have made friends with" "Chief, you are sounding childish a bit, am dying already and you know it" "Audu, just do what I asked you and give me feedback anytime and rejoice as I shower you with money and money upon money" "But I know many wealthy men in this town, even in this country. I know many of them!" "Yes, I know but you don't have a friendly relationship with them" "So I should just know them" "And have a friendly relationship with them. Know their in and out and them vam!!! You’ll get from me, what you have not gotten from me before" Audu has never run into a more perplexing situation more compelling and confusing as this one. He got home, explained to his wife what Chief Okanta had advised him. They both slept over the issue and in the morning, he was ready to embark on a friendship-making journey that will seek to turn his life around. As he was about to move out, Halimattu called him back and asked him "What did you think Okanta asked you to do?" "Nothing other than making friends with rich folks" he replied. "And what do you think is the reason behind this mission he has asked you to embark" "Nothing much. Just to know them in person" "What do you think is the meaning of knowing someone in person as Chief Okanta has advised you to? Do you think it is just to see them facially and collect their contacts? Listen my dear husband; I feel there is more to this than what you are thinking" "So tell me, let me get to work, time is running out" She held her hand and brought him inside and sat him down. "This is my take on the issue. He wants you to know what this people did and are doing that kept them up there. It is more like knowing their success secrets. A man only reveals his secrets to his friends who are closer to him when they interact. There is also another means, one can get knowledge from his friends and that without even meeting them for a private discussion - it is by reading their books and watching their videos if they have one." The wife explained. "And why did you think he gave me this assignment?" Audu asked. "You know you had managed three failed business. And at that time even up until now, you don't have any business management skills. He wants you to learn them, most probably, develop a good workable business plan" "I see, but this is going to be tougher" "It might seem tough, but you can do it, one step at a time. You can start today. I have some savings with me. Go and buy Okamedola business book and Damfote's business outlook and success manual. You can spend three full days with them and at the end meeting them in person might not be necessary which might not even be obtainable since those guys are super busy and within the reach of the common people" "Your idea seems perfect" He hugged his wife. The journey started in earnest. He bought the books and more, devoured them. Trained was he fully in the art of business management. He drafted a powerful business plan. This took him barely two months and he was done. Okanta was seated in his parlour when Audu entered and handed him everything he had on him, hardcopy and verbally. Quite convinced of Audu improvements, Chief Okanta handed Audu an open cheque to write the amount he needed to start his business. And thus Audu got out of all his financial mess within seven months of implementing his plans. It boils down to making yourself ready before seeking for help. http://alphasoars..com.ng/2017/08/short-story-wahala-x-palava.html
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Our amiable President is back into the country. He gave some minutes speech earlier today where he addressed the nation on mostly National security and which has sparked outrage and fury from the opposition. They expected him to tell the country how he will turn the polity overnight but for crying out loud Baba went for medical treatment, he wasn't attending Harvard Business School or some seminar of some sort. Give him time. At least twenty more months, lols: D. I talked about telecommunication networks in this post. But today I have to call out one. Every team wearing red has something in common as it is that atom of instability. Manchester United FC has kept their red jersey intact but since last two seasons, they have been dancing around the premier league table, like, first today, tomorrow sixth and next the bottom of the table. But we keep praying for them so that the legacy Sir Alex Ferguson left them won't be dead and forgotten in a rush. I know the two clubs that made waves last two decades the most were Chelsea and ManU but today, they are just surprising us anyhow lols. The red shirt is still on them. Whenever I leave my house every morning, I always pass by a particular bank. That bank is not encouraging young entrepreneurs. They have large operating space but employ two or three to be running the business. I went into one some time ago to make deposit and on getting there, I saw four post with Teller signs but was discouraged that only one teller point was functioning and operation. The four points has only an employee that does their jobs. You will have a long queue waiting to be attended to by just one person. Oga Tony have been an encouragement to young people with his many business and foundation but that part of his business is not given anybody encouragement. They still maintain the red flag. Airtel Mobile Network has been on for some years. They keep moving from one name to the other. From Celtel to Zain and now Airtel. They are still going to change. Those are not my problems. These people have moved from 10% on borrowed credit to 15%. That is not the problem because. But tell me why, you will borrow credit from this mobile network and if you don’t use the credit immediately, they withdraw the money they gave you unto 'repay matters'. See it this way, you have a business that requires urgent attention but don’t have airtime to call your business partners but you must have to. So you request for airtime credit to pay latter. You try to call your business partner but his line is not connecting. You stopped trying to reach him through that medium after some time. Within two hours you receive notification from Airtel informing you that the money you just borrowed has been deducted again to repay your loan and you are advised to recharge to repay the rest. You requested for 100 and after 15% deduction you are credited with N85 and now the N85 is deducted and you are required to recharge to repay the percentage charge. What a means to steal. What happens to leaving the borrowed amount for the customer until he recharges and then you deduct the borrowed amount. This is not making sense. The Yello nation has a technique of doing this. They have a separate account for your main balance and borrowed balance. So you understand why this red colour is not always good. This colour does not fit on some businesses but it does on some. Please Airtel change your colour and change your service style. Why do customers pay for what they did not use or have not used? Doing business to the detriment of your customers is tantamount to fraud. Business is a mutual thing. The business owner gains and so also the customer who requests for such service. Airtel is hereby called upon to kindly review this part of their service and enhance service satisfaction. NCC is also called to look into this form of thievery. It happened to me. Am a customer. So I write from experience. If it has not happened to you or you haven’t noticed it yet. Just ask any customer who have had to borrow airtime from the network how it feels like. Please let us make Nigeria again and let us not believe that @2niteflavour sang that ‘Oppressor’ song for some of these businesses mining on the ignorance of their customers. Happy Soaring!!! http://alphasoars..com.ng/2017/08/airtel-theft-in-morning.html
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seunny4lif:Link please |
Where can it be streamed online? |
No fans around him? Abi @2niteflavour no get fans for yankee? |
RMD be playing on Barca's intelligence since 40AD |
use this corner well na? |
This kain Abuja house wey dirty so . . . e nor fit make person sickness worst x2? ![]() No cleaner and P.S, na this people we dey pay $1000 estacode for daily? |
Pls quote and show me where he mentioned "MI" in these tweets.It seemsNigerians have become socerers overnight, to know when you are tweeting at someone without mentioning them in the tweets. . . These tweets sounds like one whose tweeter needs some attention. . . Na this type Phyno says "I buy shirts everyday and you go about buying followers" paraphrased. . . Abeg make I go cook soup jhor . . . |
Davidgrey:But uncle, starting to correct someone with a total condemnation has never been the right thing or way. Every one is entitled to his or her opinion. Just my 2 and a quarter cent sir. No offense. #Udo |
The Mods on NL are either using their roles for some cheap gains or something of the sort. Somebody has the good mind to send this thing to FP on a Sunday like this. May God pity you small abeg . . . |
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