DataCrab:
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https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys

So this is what is passing for achievement these days. Your mates are busy working out how they are going to launch careers/business, make money and become the men that they were meant to be, yet you are here congratulating yourself on your escapades with one olosho. My condolences goes not to you but to the parents who bore and struggled to raise the human waste that you turned out to be!!

To any cardify users out there, how did you perform your verification?

JaredH:
prove

I don't have to prove anything. Why would a Urhobo/Esan/Hausa/**** boy make a thread like this seeming to laud "Igbo" womens "fondness" for Yoruba boys?

Sanchez01:

That's my car, not a rental.

No sir, that is not your car, it's a rental. Do you want to know how I can tell?

MechanicMike:



Nigggggga but So fokin wot if he a yoruba? Why are u IBO people so gadddem tribalistic?(no offenscce)

Where is the tribalism in my response?

Adexgentle005:
Not true. it depends on the family bro. Imagine a family of 7 to 8 where their parents don’t really care bout that, this kind of thing is bound to happen!

Sorry I don't get. What "kind of thing" are you referring to?

Sanchez01:
This is after driving for 2 hours 48 minutes+ drive. It was an extremely hot day and I ended up burning more gas than usual, no thanks to the AC. The road was almost free from Richfield forward. Had my first gas stop there. Although, my tank was half full, it was important to take a leak and top up to avoid stories that touch the heart.

Where did you get the rental car? Hertz?

JaredH:
the op is not yoruba...

He is a Yoruba.

JaredH:
you igbos and your bragging self..

what is special about igbo women?

nor be them full brothels for lagos dey sell toto everywhere?

una be very delusional fools I swear

I opened this stvpid thread to read a post of some Yoruba boy bragging about how "Igbo" girls prefer them to Igbo men, all I did for him was to qualify those category of so-called Igbo girls that supposedly have the hots for Yoruba boys. Is that a crime?

Adexgentle005:
I don’t even understand what you wrote. Explain more

My point exactly. No self-respecting Igbo girl will carry a pregnancy without the man going to meet her father.

Adexgentle005:
Not all of them. My Igbo baby mama is from mbaitoli in imo state

You got an "Igbo girl" pregnant without paying her brideprice? Trust me, you don't have an Igbo girl in your life.

udemzeus:
I have noticed that igbo women loves yoruba men more can we discuss it

Sure, maybe the prostitutes. Worthy Igbo women won't even give Yoruba men a second look.

The net worth of marriage for a man used to be absolute zero(although many are yet to clue in on this fact), now in Lagos at least it is now less than zero. I just hope that this nonsense does not stray out of Lagos.

QuinModah:
Back your Statements with fact otherwise it termed rumour .

This exchange is pointless and I've spared more than enough time already. As I mentioned earlier, Enjoy!!

QuinModah:
Which kind roadside economics be this?

Remember the last time that the C.B.N tried such a stunt, that saw the $$ balloon from #360 to almost #600 in less than a year? The rumor is that this "ways and means lending" was all Tinubus' idea, when he wasn't of any capacity as a state actor. Now if he could pull this off as a private citizen then imagine the ball he now has the power to play as the selected president of the federation. As I mentioned earlier, Enjoy!!

elpochas:
My question still remains how does these subsidy removal favour the common man?

They don't favor the common man in any way, but that's the beauty of it, it takes a character like that druggie to so impulsively remove subsidy without any regard for the common man because he simply doesn't care for the common man. And let me tell you what's next, with a huge debt and no resources to fund an over-bloated government, Emefiele will be directed to print more paper in order to cheat the common man even more, soon $1= #3000. Enjoy!

shineeye1:
Homosexuality, lesbianism and all other sexual mutations are evil hurricanes from the demonized imperialists threatening to sweep off the civilization of Africa. Woe to any African nation that does not erect stiff barriers against this evil hurricane. The sadistic intent of this monstrous and heinous movement is to recruit the youths of Africa into the leprous cults of LGBQs. These leprous people are sick and we are open to their therapy and rehabilitation but never to their insane movement.

Thank you very much for echoing my stand on this. Why is it that this LGBT agenda is the loudest part of the narrative that they direct toward Africans?

abhosts:
Africans are very easy to distract and deceive. Watch as poor Ugandans that are victims of this despot's misrule celebrate this nonsense law that adds no value to their lives

If you don't like the Africans values and ways of living then you can always seek asylum at those western places where you are free to indulge in all manners of sex, including dogs and chimpanzees.

Enemyofpeace:
that time you go don die

No no, not me, you and your entire family. Shit-head!!

Enemyofpeace:
we are coming for you before the end of the year

Why not make it 10 years? Retar.d!

Okoroawusa:

Osikwa detergent?

Don't mind him.

Enemyofpeace:
your insalt will not stop us from looking for you and arrest you. We are going to use you as a scapegoat for you to serve as a detergent to others

You mean "deterrent" you stvpid fvck! Like I mentioned earlier, go back to primary school and stop formulating imaginary powers from behind a keyboard.

Enemyofpeace:
I'm sure you don't know the meaning of that word. Wait till we arrest you. You go k own am

Idi0t. Go back to primary school and get a basic education.

Enemyofpeace:
You're going to serve as a detergent to other people like you who hate the Nigeria Police

I will serve as a detergent? You mean like "Magic detergent"?

Interesting list of charges. I for one despise police officers and always rejoice privately at their demise.

Ken4Christ:


What do they stand to gain?

Electrical Engineers should please explain to us how possible it is to generate light from two stones.

Piezoelectric effect comes to mind, but even then the stones would have to be made of piezoelectric material and would produce essentially useless electric power at that.

Regarding what they stand to gain? Your guess is as good as mine.