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Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Alusiizizi(m): 1:46pm On Oct 11, 2023
mamagee3:
Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo

Do you do anal?

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Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Alusiizizi(m): 1:45pm On Oct 11, 2023
mamagee3:
Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo

You look like a Hippopotamus.

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Health / Re: Why Do Some Girls Hate Using Condom by Alusiizizi(m): 1:36pm On Oct 11, 2023
aisha1314:


I'm a girl and I don't like using condoms. I know it's important for safe sex and disease prevention but I just prefer sex without a condom. When I tell some friends this, they immediately begin scolding me about putting my health at risk by being irresponsible about sex but I have a different opinion.
I only have one sexual partner who's a long term boyfriend and (as far as I know) I'm his only partner too. We were both virgins when we met so there's little worry about having a disease from a previous partner. And to prevent pregnancy, I use the contraceptive pill which is even more effective than condoms.
I'm not saying everyone should just have unprotected sex without worry or concerns, it's about what you and your partner feel is right for you and your level of comfort with each other.

In your case, I think it's good you stood your ground and refused to have sex without protection though. If that's what makes you comfortable (which is wise I have to say) then you stick to it no matter what anyone else tells you.


Do you do anal?
Politics / Re: Thank You FBI! Hold Your Breath Guys. It Is Coming! - Jackson Ude (Photo) by Alusiizizi(m): 4:25pm On Oct 05, 2023
Okoroawusa:
It's now FBI not CSU again. You asked us a week ago to wait for CSU to release Tinubu's academic results. They have released them and we are still here .

Which one is FBI again? Why una dey drive una supporters like barber chair?

Perhaps you do not know what is in process, so let me explain. Tinubu and his monkeys need to be punished. So how do we punish the monkey? With koboko of course, and by koboko what I mean is alternator belt wire, heavy one too. So the first thing to do is to bend him over the table, this we have done with the CSU case. The next thing is to pour water over the nyash, so that the water can stick the trousers to bare skin, which we are doing with FBI files. The next thing is to supply the koboko, which is supreme court case, then finally we start delivering the lashes, i.e.(disqualification or dismissal, followed by mass protests, public unrest and eventually forced removal from office).

Una go cry tire.

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: It Is Over. Tinubu Is Finished by Alusiizizi(m): 4:12pm On Oct 05, 2023
Hedonisco:


Unfortunately, I know too many supposedly 'enlightened' and well educated Yorubas who should ordinarily have no business supporting Tinubu but who supported him before the election and still rabidly support him till today. In my enlightened extended rings of circles, I have striven hard to find one Yoruba who is adamantly against Tinubu for the obvious reason of his disreputable and flawed nature, but I can't find one.

It is incredible. It is beyond shocking. It is unprecedented. It is life altering for me.

So frankly, even though there might be very tiny numbers of Yorubas who are conscientious enough to reject the reprehensible BAT and all that he represents, the fact remains that the vast majority of enlightened Yorubas are rabidly supporting the BAT for STRICTLY tribalistic reasons.

By the way:

They didn't like Obasanjo because he wasn't tribalistic enough - he was a nationalist.

They didn't support Osibanjo for three reasons: 1. They understood he didn't have the evil ways and means to snatch the presidency. 2. He is not ostensibly and practically tribalistic enough, due to his seeming refinement. 3. He wasn't corruptly 'generous' enough.

True, most Yoruba support "Tinubu", irrationally so if you ask me, but at the same time, many do not support him, and you are correct, there is definitely tribalistic component to their disposition. Also, I will have you know that most of the Yoruba that rabidly support "Tinubu" are not much better than street urchins, i.e. criminal minded, like the man himself.

One thing that I do disagree with you on is Oshinbajo. Remember that he didn't make it past the primaries, but if he had, he would not only have gotten the overwhelming proportion of the popular Yoruba vote but he would have done quite well in SS and even would have made some sort of visible impact in the SE. The only reason why rational Yoruba are supporting "Tinubu" is because they are being bullied with tribalistic rebukes to do so and what I think is that they find the man almost as repulsive as SE and SS voters.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden's War On Everything Elon Musk by Alusiizizi(m): 4:02pm On Oct 05, 2023
ThiefnubuBandit:


Says a complex ignoramus from a 4th world country shithole that is still struggling for constant power supply. Mr Nailer, go and nail him.

A small correction, if you don't mind. Attaching "country" to a shithole would seem to imply some sort of rational organization, which there definitely is not.

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Politics / Re: ‘Diploma Presented To INEC By Tinubu Not Like Those Issued In 1979’ —CSU by Alusiizizi(m): 5:24pm On Oct 04, 2023
tolue42:
Ofcourse Yes, it won't look thesame because it was a reissued certificate.. is that too hard to understand by headless mobs

University don't give original certificate twice, you can only get it 1 time. Once it's lost you can only get re-issue , it won't look thesame as the lost 1.


Education is power indeed.

Don't worry, una neva begin dey spin lamba. But a handful of the 231 pages are all that has been released and una don dey vibrate. By the time dem finish this stage una go spin lamba tire.
Politics / Re: Hate Him Or Love Him; This Is The Best INVESTIGATIVE Journalist In Nigeria. by Alusiizizi(m): 5:20pm On Oct 04, 2023
100% confirmed. David Hundeyin is a model that all journalists should aspire to emulate. But for him, Nigerians would have had to endure the lies, hyperbole, propaganda and "horse and pony" shows that politicians force feed us on a daily basis.

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: It Is Over. Tinubu Is Finished by Alusiizizi(m): 3:41pm On Oct 04, 2023
donbrowser:


It is normal, they have to protect their own.

No, not protect their own(trust me, they could give a rats ass about one student, especially faced with the prospects of jailtime, humiliation e.t.c) , they are only trying to avoid a scandal. It is obvious that some elements in their institution have violated the law, that is why the FBI is now interested in this case.
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: It Is Over. Tinubu Is Finished by Alusiizizi(m): 1:35pm On Oct 04, 2023
IgOga:
He's not finished grin grin grin

He will rule Nigeria for at least 4 years and may even be 8 years.

It is David who said it was female Tinubu that attended CSU but failed to provide the female Tinubu...CSU maintained their claim that it is male Tinubu

Twisting narratives to fit what you want to see.....would not make it right though.....if you are so sure Tinubu is finished go to court to declare his crimes. Afterall you now claim to have evidence......but you cannot because it's your own interpretation of events.....you once claimed Obi won....but Obi himself did not tell PEPT that he won

The transcript shows that the Bola Tinubu that was admitted to CSU was a woman. The social security number of the admitted person(which is now in the public domain and can be investigated by anyone with a smartphone) in question traces back to a woman. At any rate, David did issue the disclaimer that only a part of the disposition is being published at this time, so we must wait for the certified copy to see the record of the entire proceedings.

A few days back, I anticipated, after having read the proposed reasons for the upcoming disposition at that time that a number of CSU staff will end up in a U.S. Federal prison because of this case, I seem to have been right.

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: It Is Over. Tinubu Is Finished by Alusiizizi(m): 1:30pm On Oct 04, 2023
ArewaQuitessenc:
Yorubas have disgraced this nation internationally, this is getting more embarrassing each passing second.

No need to put a tribal spin on this. Remember that Yoruba people voted for LP in Lagos and PDP in Osun. Even, Yoruba people, if they were so hellbent on fielding a Yoruba candidate, had Oshinbajo. The blame should be placed squarely where it belongs, on the shoulders of "Tiinubu" and all the monkeys that allowed themselves to be compromised by his $$. It has nothing to do with Yoruba/Igbo/Hausa, and I'm suspecting that this is the narrative that Agbado monkeys are promoting in vain attempt to divide the populance.
Politics / Re: Obidients Finally Located The Female Bola Tinubu. Pictures. by Alusiizizi(m): 5:56pm On Oct 03, 2023
femisplash:
illiterate ipob, is he Amoda Yekini Sangodele OR Amoda Ogunlere OR Gloria Tinubu OR Adenike Tinubu?. Headless mob.

As I insinuated earlier, empty words. Wait for the deposition to be over. Your paymaster will be lucky to avoid jailtime.

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Politics / Re: Could This Be The Next Scandal Facing Tinubu? by Alusiizizi(m): 5:54pm On Oct 03, 2023
Yoighaman:


That was one of his reasons for running helter skelter to block the release of his academic records.

His greed is his undoing.

Most people do not realize(especially all those agbado monkeys) that "Tinubu" is in serious trouble. I took a closer look at the subject of todays deposition at that Illinois court that is to happen today and mark my words, by the time this whole thing is over, quite a few staff from the C.S.U will end up in a U.S. prison. This is definitely going to bleed over to the Nigerian space as U.S. media outlets converge on this story, trying to answer how Nigerian corruption managed to find its way into a U.S. institution. Trust me, this matter is not going away anytime soon and heads will roll before its all over.

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Politics / Re: International Disgrace: Why Atiku Will Not Make Tinubu's Record Public by Alusiizizi(m): 5:48pm On Oct 03, 2023
Birdbyrde440:


Well the case is in court. As long as INEC declared him President there's nothing anyone can do about it

The hubris of men often fell them eventually. Continue believing yourselves invincible, but I guarantee you, the way this case will develop will be anything but "business as usual".
Politics / Re: International Disgrace: Why Atiku Will Not Make Tinubu's Record Public by Alusiizizi(m): 5:45pm On Oct 03, 2023
Birdbyrde440:
I am sure by now past presidents and other elders would have weighed in on the matter to call Atiku to order. Releasing the contents of Tinubu's CSU will amount to irreparable damage to Nigeria and Nigerians, the stigma on Nigeria as a scammer and corruption paradise will be amplified 100x and might even lead to a criminal case of forgery so in essence, for the good of the nation it will be better to keep quiet on it and let the Man resign after a specified period of time. But someone must bear the brunt, asin take the fall and my best guess is Mahmoud Yakubu.

Far more damage will be done if the records are not released. We have a golden opportunity to purge this country of the corruption that has been eating it alive almost since its inception. If we do nothing now, it will only fester until such a time when it becomes irreversible. I mean come on!! This man, whoever he is, not only managed to corrupt just about every branch or layer of the Nigerian administrative system but even managed to export corruption to a U.S.A institution. What do you think that todays deposition at that Illinois appeals court is all about? It's not about the Nigeria presidential election anymore, those records have already been released. What needs to be uncovered now is how a U.S. institution was induced to issue what we now know for a fact to be fraudulent documents and appraisals in support "Tinubu".
Politics / Re: Obidients Finally Located The Female Bola Tinubu. Pictures. by Alusiizizi(m): 5:36pm On Oct 03, 2023
plaindealer:
Sadly and as usual, they scammed themselves with their usual fake, fraudulent and fabricated rubbish, the obidient crooks actually stole a random Internet picture of a Dr with a different name.


Another sad, pathetic and moronic day in the life of a scamming Obidient..


grin

Look, I know that Tinubu has paid puppets like you to flood popular media channels with fake information and propaganda, in a futile attempt to confuse the public, but stop wasting your time, in todays deposition, everything that we already know to be true will be attested to by CSU administrators under oath in a U.S. court.

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Politics / Re: Could This Be The Next Scandal Facing Tinubu? by Alusiizizi(m): 5:32pm On Oct 03, 2023
Yoighaman:

No need for Deloitte to mask the SSN, it's already public knowledge.

it's SSN: 231-06-0595 and belongs to Bola Adenike Tinubu.

So, officially, the person that got admitted to CSU is a woman and not a man. Forget the barrage of fake news and propaganda that Tinubu e-monkeys have flooded the electronic media with in vain attempt to confuse the public, I eagerly await the outcome of todays deposition at the Illinois court of appeal.

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Politics / Re: Could This Be The Next Scandal Facing Tinubu? by Alusiizizi(m): 3:24pm On Oct 03, 2023
Cruise777:


Even some court records don't last more than statutory 20 years

They last quite a bit longer than that. In fact, just about the only way to make a court record disappear is to actively(usually with legal assistance) have them expunged by court order, and be prepared to face a lot of static. Bottomline, destruction of public records in the U.S. is something that simply doesn't happen casually as some would have us believe.
Politics / Re: Could This Be The Next Scandal Facing Tinubu? by Alusiizizi(m): 2:49pm On Oct 03, 2023
Cruise777:


US has Tax ID tied to SSN so regardless of how a 50 years old delisted company keeps it database it doesn't matter

Many companies have no public records anymore

Don't think you get it, those records are public information and not company information, for taxation purposes. Even if the company packed up a hundred years ago those records will still be available.

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Politics / Re: Could This Be The Next Scandal Facing Tinubu? by Alusiizizi(m): 2:47pm On Oct 03, 2023
Cruise777:


Sure however a total buy-out would

Delliote had a merger, was later bought by Haskins, a Japanese company also bought it all within 5 decades

That's impossible. Nothing, not even the moon falling from the sky can erase employment records, they belong to the U.S. internal Revenue Service, so be a bit more imaginative and conjure up a new story for us, we are singularly entertained.

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Politics / Re: "He Attended The School Sha" - David Hundeya by Alusiizizi(m): 2:19pm On Oct 03, 2023
designking:
David Hundeya finally agreed that Bola Tinubu (male) actually attended Chicago State University.

He feels disappointed that it turns out so.... Obidients and Atiku fans really wanted something damning of international magnitude against Tinubu but what came out was disappointing.

Obidients are sad right now!

Tinubu e-rats are really getting desperate. First, they flood our media channels with rubbish and disinformation in hopes they can confuse the masses, now they go under unnecessary ad-hominen attacks, using their typical fake news to discredit people with a track record of honest, rigorous journalism. Don't worry though, the worst is yet to come, and the deposition that will happen in Illinois today will be the beginning. Somehow, fraudulent certificates and appraisal letters for Tinubu were sent out from CSU on CSU letter-head and because of Atiku, under oath, who, what, when, where, why and how of this scandalous development will be revealed for the whole world to watch.
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: Ikorodu Boys Attack The Nurse That Poîson Mohbad In Hospital by Alusiizizi(m): 5:13pm On Oct 02, 2023
Nurse that poisoned Is that what you think happened? I swear, Nigerians have got to be the most idiotic people on earth, no better than a herd of cows!
Education / Re: Mathematicians In The House Pls Help Me Out With This by Alusiizizi(m): 4:40pm On Oct 02, 2023
garriAndsugar:

Lol.. so you mean say na Primary 2 person post this?

This is the sort of word problems that I would expect Primary 2 pupils to be capable of solving, at least that's how it was in my days.
Education / Re: Mathematicians In The House Pls Help Me Out With This by Alusiizizi(m): 1:34pm On Oct 02, 2023
Ezi1993:
Pls help me with this too.

I take it that you are in primary school(primary 2 or lower) by the nature of these questions. I will not answer any of these questions for you, but I will give you a piece of advice. There is a reason why students/pupils are required to do homework problems on their own, that is the only way that they(students) can actually learn anything, by actually solving the problems and not relying on readymade solutions that they simply copy down from social media.

By the way, BIG SHAME to all the adults of age on this thread that sent you answers to your homework questions instead of encouraging you to actually work on learning your class material.

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Business / Re: Sam Larry: I Gave Mohbad 2M To Perform At My Mum's Burial, He Never Showed Up by Alusiizizi(m): 4:36pm On Sep 29, 2023
Blackdisciple:
The bro is not saying anything...

Either blind, illiterate or just born stvpid you are! I suppose you missed the part where he provided an alibi.
Romance / Re: Hi There. Am I Handsome? by Alusiizizi(m): 2:35pm On Sep 28, 2023
Mikel99:
Check my profile picture.

You look like a Chimpanzee.
Travel / Re: Which Country Can I Migrate To With ₦2M? by Alusiizizi(m): 2:19pm On Sep 28, 2023
Bnno:
What country can I migrate to with 2m.
I was thinking if turkey, Thailand or vietnam, maybe Brazil. This money excludes flight ticket

Kenya
Romance / Re: I don't give a Bleep about Mohbad's death and Neither should you. by Alusiizizi(m): 12:51pm On Sep 23, 2023
Namaster:
.Never listened to any of his songs. And I will not start now. But I suspect it's just beats sprinkled with weak lyrics.

That said, I've watched with amusement as some people have used this to start preparing to cause trouble.

They pretend it's because they care about the dead guy. Which is false. Nigerians are just bored, frustrated and jobless. They'll do anything to inject any kind of excitement into their mundane lives.

Mohbad's death is just a convenient excuse.

The worst part about all these is the useless politicians who try to weasel their way into the situation.

Then there's the overzealous Police desecrating a grave to conduct an autopsy. What a joke! The same police that'll gladly extort, intimidate and even kill a live person.

The enthusiastic show of concern from Nigerians, Politicians and Police is so phony and disgusting.

Nigerians are wicked. Politicians are the devil and the Police are their armed minions.

I brim with disgust every time I see a post about "Justice for Mohbad". I'm like "how about Justice for the living?"

In fact, forget justice. How about just helping the living to continue to live. How about making it affordable and tenable for the living to live.

The phony calls for justice is disgusting.

And if you're one of those who gather for the Mohbad's protests, you're a big ass fool. Idiot!

If you must gather, gather for sensible and meaningful things. Gather for a good healthcare that works. Gather for a reform in the public service. Gather for a good welfare program.

Heck, just gather to make Nigerian life sacred again!

No one is safe in Nigeria. People die everyday. People are murdered and kidnapped everyday in Nigeria under circumstances that could be avoided. They aren't drug addicts, either.

Gathering for "justice for Mohbad" is misplaced priority. Also, the name is Mohbad not Imole. Stop trying to evoke needless empathy.

Right on partner, couldn't have said it any better. I think also that anyone that's being carried away by this Mohbad outrage is a compound idiot.

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Romance / Re: Discipline: I Will Bang Only 10 Oloshos Per Month by Alusiizizi(m): 1:51pm On Sep 21, 2023
mjuvey3:
There is no difference between brothel hoes and nigerian girls..... Infact I live my life as I want now.

I have fvcked a hoe from codedruns that I paid 40k for and she smelt badly with a terrible attitude even though she looked so fresh.

Whereas,the brothel hoe I fvcked on Monday that I paid just 5k gave me the time of my life.

Very clean,tight and friendly chick.

So so you and don't be full of regrets.


5k? You paid too much. I can't pay more than 2k.

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Romance / Re: Discipline: I Will Bang Only 10 Oloshos Per Month by Alusiizizi(m): 1:50pm On Sep 21, 2023
ChildOfDoom:
I feel bad and hate myself at the moment. Despite managing to abstain from betting for about 19 days, I am still caught in the web of patronising brothels. Went there yesterday. But I spent less

Good news, for once I bought a new bag, new trouser, one boxers and one shirt. Made some side deals that fetched me 20k at the office. What is left, I will be using transport to the office. No more trekking

It took me over nine years to 'gradually stop' betting. I just started Olosho visitation last year and will take time to stop. But I know this can make me broke

So I will regulate it by visiting Olosho only once in every three days. That's about 10 times a month. Not more than 3k on each sexual encounter. So help me God

Retard!!
Family / Re: It Takes Stupidity To Remain Married - Nigerian Man Married For 38 Years (Video) by Alusiizizi(m): 4:30pm On Aug 31, 2023
Jennyclay:
Yen yen yen!! Indeed you’re really stupid!! undecided.

So women should keep tolerating and enduring physical abuse and rape in their marriage undecided.

The men we have today in Nigeria are rapist and murderers!

Do you do anal?

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