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FamilyRe: My Mother-In-law Visits Too Often, How Do I Deal With That? Please Help by ALVA001: 6:06pm On Aug 11, 2016
dynamite11:
I have discussed with my wife, I have told her I'm not comfortable with her mom been around and to burst your bubble she is the one person my wife respects the most and anything she says is final, I have been having this problem for months I rented out my former place on the mainland and bought a house in Lekki it's pretty far from where she stays because she have to drive for about 3 hours before getting here, I have relocated twice this year. I can't buy anymore house this year I have to invest the little I have left
am sure u ve nt seen ds American movie EVA, pls search 4 it on youtube.
I believe MIL's problem is loneliness, she has probably bn divorced 4 a while, wen all she had was d company of the daughter leading to an uinhealthy attachment. She is lonely and h.o.r.n.y find her a boyfriend and she wud leave ur wife alone. Pls go watch EVA.
PoliticsRe: Ondo Governorship: Tayo Jegede Picks PDP Form by ALVA001: 5:37pm On Aug 01, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Ondo Governorship: Tayo Jegede Picks PDP Form by ALVA001: 5:36pm On Aug 01, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Ondo Governorship: Tayo Jegede Picks PDP Form by ALVA001: 5:36pm On Aug 01, 2016
Do we still have people in dat party?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Bottling Company Aptitude Test Invite by ALVA001: 5:38pm On Jul 29, 2016
aipheee:
I have the materials...payed 1500 to get it but I'll xfer it for free to anyone that needs it. Drop ur emails... You can send me some "ThankYou note" later.
lasisilukman2002@gmail.com
PhonesRe: Checkout Images Of The Currently TRENDING "COCO-HANDSET".(PHOTOS) by ALVA001: 4:28am On Jul 27, 2016
Wack. Taking us backward. Isnt technological advancement about convinience.
Christianity EtcRe: Dead Body Of Eunice Mojisola Olawale Killed In Abuja While Preaching. by ALVA001: 5:51pm On Jul 11, 2016
jojosweet:
are there souls that are meant to be taken?
yes, like d souls of those who took ds woman's soul, like d soul of shekau and odas like im, like d soul of an adultrer or adultress.
Islam is a religion wt rules and unapologetic about ds things. Kill unjustly and be killed. Period.
Christianity EtcRe: Dead Body Of Eunice Mojisola Olawale Killed In Abuja While Preaching. by ALVA001: 2:53pm On Jul 11, 2016
Those of u accusing Islam and muslims of this gruesome act. Be carefull God is watching u.
'verily the unbelievers wishes to extinguish God's light with their mouth but nay Almighty God has perfected his light, even if the unbelievers hate it'.
Slander, rant, spite, curse all you like paradise is 4 d muslims alone.
May Allah's curse be upon the perpetrator of this evil(taking a forbidden soul).
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fidelity Bank Test. Urgent!! by ALVA001: 11:44am On Jul 10, 2016
Excellergroup:
Followed up for sometime… Lagos
broda, what happened to NSE. Tot u made it to d last stage?
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Work Place Sexual Harassment. HELP! by ALVA001: 6:37am On Jul 02, 2016
Estherfaith:
Apart from his words, no concrete evidence.
Am suprised no 1 is asking d real question, are married or have a boyfriend, lover or fiance.
Hang his picture in ur office or adopt a ring.
EducationRe: Has PEDMAS Really Taken Over From BODMAS? by ALVA001: 7:17am On Jun 27, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Ajimobi, El-Rufai And Aregbesola Laugh So Hard At Launch Of Free Meal by ALVA001: 4:26pm On Jun 09, 2016
Laughing when some1 reminded them about the change they promised
CareerRe: What Can An Agric Economist Do? by ALVA001: 5:40pm On May 01, 2016
Drdonzeez:
Do you mean you're not working with your B.agric after 3 years?
yes o my broda, dts wot am sayn. 2,1 faa.
CareerRe: What Can An Agric Economist Do? by ALVA001: 8:04am On May 01, 2016
Imagine! d op opened ds thread d same week i gt an admission to study ds same course in OAU. Now 3 years after graduation I kind of have d same question on my lips.
Op where are u pls come share ur experience. Its 8 years down.
delejames:
where can i work as an Agric Economist graduate?
Imagine! d op opened ds thread d same week i gt an admission to study ds same course in OAU. Now 3 years after graduation I kind of have d same question on my lips.
Op where are u pls come share ur experience. Its 8 years down.
CareerRe: What Do You Like About Your Workplace by ALVA001: 7:44am On May 01, 2016
rodeo0070:
My job has one of the most free and relaxed working environment that I know of.

Social rapport - TGIF party at the end of every month in Clubs (we literarily "rent" an entire club for this event here) plus periodic visits to cool places in Nigeria.

Dressing - My landlord once asked, "Oga abeg help me with my AC" I told him I'm not a technician. He said but I dress like one. My point is in my line of work you are free to dress the way you like casual smart. I'm always in sneakers,Jeans/Chinos and T shirt or shirt that i always roll the sleeves up. I only dress corporate when meeting a Client.

Internet: This is my first love with my place of work. Gosh! the speed is killing. You can stream an entire movie without a break 90% of time. We are free to access any web page. Except for the usual culprits like pornography site and betting sites, you can access any social media platform, gaming sites, Torrent sites etc. I filled up my 2 TB hard drive with movies (HD), music, documentaries etc in less than 3 months...

Traveling: I now have 5 Visas courtesy of my office.

Salary: Above all, Alert ni koko. The pay is not really good sha...
wow ds sounds good. Pls sir do well 2 in4m me nxt tym ur company is recruiting.
CareerRe: What Do You Like About Your Workplace by ALVA001: 7:36am On May 01, 2016
apcmustwin:
The diverse blend of culture and tribes.

The unending argument about apc and pdp.

The first thing Monday morning argument about European football.
do you work in a motor park?
Just kidding. Tuale 4 d boss.
CareerRe: Should I Accept This Big Job Offer? Pls Advice! by ALVA001: 6:48am On Apr 23, 2016
germyu:
I am a software developer, I create amazing things for companies; I have a good portfolio of projects I have developed, my applications are used my hundreds of thousand of Nigerians. I prefer to keep a low profile and my identity hidden.
I'm presently working for a start-up company that has a very huge prospect. This is my Six(6) months of employment and I developed an amazing web portal for the company in the said time. Truth of the matter, no one believed the web portal was ever done in Nigeria because businessmen/employer in the business or domain underestimate local talents; their believe so much in Indian/US software developers. I stopped the company from paying $68,000 to software development company in India. The web portal is now LIVE. grin and we're having huge traffic and good remark about the website.
My CHALLENGE
My currently earning about N200K monthly, and our competitor is offering me a N350K monthly. My boss found out about the offer and call me to a man-to-man private meeting and offer me a N50K salary increment, housing allowance of N500K yearly and 2Week vacation to Dubai.

I presently work in Abuja, while the offer is in Lagos. I love Abuja, but I have feelings for the N350K offer. grin grin
Am afraid of moving to Lagos due to family problems, however it can be prevented If i stay away. Also am still an undergraduate, although I can transfer my study centre to Lagos.

PLS ADVICE
Should I stay with my current employer or move with the new offer?

Pls ignore my typos. Thanks.
bros I beg, I av always nursed d ambition to be a software developer. Pls can u offer some advice as to aw I can go about it.
CareerRe: Should I Accept This Big Job Offer? Pls Advice! by ALVA001: 6:45am On Apr 23, 2016
ALVA001:
bros I beg, I av always nursed d ambition to be a software developer. Pls can u offer some advice as to aw I can go about it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Graduate Trainee by ALVA001: 5:35pm On Apr 14, 2016
Excellergroup:
Nope, you ?
hi exceller baba, wen did u do the interview?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by ALVA001: 7:13am On Apr 11, 2016
sasha2234:
Hey Alva....did you later get an incite from Deloitte. ...asking cos I still haven't...even after the mails.
hi, have u written ur test, was expecting ur call like u mentioned in d mail. Cald u some days back u did nt pick ur call.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by ALVA001: 8:48pm On Apr 06, 2016
Excellergroup:
I'm just so happy right now... Success mail. Thank God.
congrats bro. Ds yr is urs.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Graduate Trainee Program 2015 by ALVA001: 6:26am On Apr 02, 2016
Alexandro2:
wch day did u hv ur assessment?
hi broda,
can u plz help a bro, i av bn scheduled 4 NSE AC, plz can u help me with essay and presentation topics from last yr. Thanks a lot. I will pm you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Graduate Trainee Program 2015 by ALVA001: 6:24am On Apr 02, 2016
[quote author=aceswagg post=31654170]Two interviews slated for Wednesday and Friday. This week[/quote
hi broda,
can u plz help a bro, i av bn scheduled 4 NSE AC, plz can u help me with essay and presentation topics from last yr. Thanks a lot. I will pm you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Graduate Trainee Program 2015 by ALVA001: 6:19am On Apr 02, 2016
pinkgems:
wat number were u today, i was thr as well. i will send u an email.
hi sis,
can u plz help a bro, i av bn scheduled 4 NSE AC, plz can u help me with essay and presentation topics from last yr. Thanks a lot. I will pm you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Graduate Trainee Program 2015 by ALVA001: 5:26am On Apr 02, 2016
Favouredkid:
Hi guys,
Good afternoon.
I wanna start by apologising for my late response. I just stumbled on this thread (wish I did early enough). Not to mix words, let me go straight into the crux of the discussion.

I was favoured to be among the guys that made it in the 1st ever NSE GTP. At that time we were not opportuned to liase with precedessors as we were the first. But then I thought it would be fair if I can drop a little that might help just one person.

I read through the thread. let me try to address the issues raised to the best of my knowledge.

For those that have not been reached but have done the personality test, I would say with some 80-90% assurance that you gonna be contacted. I remembered then we had 3 batches of about 40 people. (12, 15 and 12 people on each of the days respectively)
Let me be quick to say that the NSE is one of the best places to work as a young graduate. The exposure is just immense.
As per the AC, its being conducted by Dragnet. Like Kosh said, its entails about 8 activities though ours was 6. The computer test which is based on the materials sent to everyone (If you've done psense test you don't have a problem); role play where you have to provide solutions to a simulated business case in a role-play like manner; essay writing which is based on financial market topics (money and capital market); presentation based on the topic you are assigned (please make your presentation official, the use of charts and graphs would help spice your presentation up); group discussion and the usual interviews ( try to read up stock market stuffs especially guys from the non management science fields).

The exercise is for the whole day. You're all gonna be fed (winks).

Having said these, I wanna believe this year's GTP recruitment process would follow same process as the 1st. The last stage after the AC is the final interviews stage to be conducted by the NSE themselves at the company's building at Marina. Please note that the NSE's recruitment procedure is very unbiased.It is not a government agency too.
The final interviews would be done in 2 days. The first day would see you guys meeting the senior management team on the panel. Day 2 would be with the who is who of NSE (the board of directors including Oscar Onyema himself).
Let me also say that you be prepared for any questions at this level ranging from academic to technical to arts analysis to behavioural questions among others.

At this juncture, let me place a disclaimer. This was adopted last year, a different approach might be applied this year. I wish you guys good success in the name of the sovereign being we serve.


Please don't mind my long epistle. I couldn't have done it any better. I hope this helps someone.
Cheers.
million dollar post. Thanks a lot
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Orientation Exercise Postponed by ALVA001: 7:57pm On Mar 28, 2016
U sure say urna go serve ds yr. NYSC don turn yama yama. Rember d good old days.
NYSCRe: RiversRerun: NYSC Confirms Killing Of A Corper During Election by ALVA001: 10:30pm On Mar 21, 2016
من مات كافرا دخل النار.
EducationRe: PHOTOS: Muslims Students Of UNILAG Protest Today by ALVA001: 7:42pm On Mar 16, 2016
Protest is neva d manhaj of Islam. Ds sud be condemned. It is not part of Islam
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by ALVA001: 6:33pm On Feb 27, 2016
sir09:
Stage 1 completed, Stage 2 verification test, stage 3 situational judgement, Stage 4 AC comprises of group work, presentation and Interview, Stage 5 PI Partner Interview, then offer. I stand to be corrected. Thanks
o ga o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by ALVA001: 12:31pm On Feb 22, 2016
sasha2234:
Hey Alva....did you later get an incite from Deloitte. ...asking cos I still haven't...even after the mails.
i haven't o,infact i still mailed them last week. I shall mail them again 2day.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by ALVA001: 6:41pm On Feb 20, 2016
Atobee1:
kindly furnish me with the contact number.... you can reach me on 08105446617 or atobee1@gmail.com. Please would appreciate your response! Thanks
kindly send me a pm, its easier dt way. And edit d post so as to remove ur number.

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