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Career / Re: I Need Your Advice On Whether To Relocate To Canada Or Start Poultry Farm by ALVA001: 5:14pm On Jul 06, 2023
airprince:
Evening everyone, I’m a young guy of about 22 and i graduated in 2021 from Delsu, after which I traveled to Cape Town last year and got a 3 years residency permit but I’m currently in Nigeria because the rent was too high and I wasn’t doing anything other than staying at home daily and money wasn’t coming in anymore like it used to so I went back to Nigeria.

Now I’m trying to figure out if it’s best I travel to Canada to further my studies basically work and study or stay back home here in Nigeria and start an extensive agricultural project; livestock’s & poultry(I’ve lands for that already)

Guys pls help me out I’m just so confused I just sit at home everyday doing nothing while I’m waiting for this Nysc letter it’s so boring.


Canada
Phones / Re: Which Bluetooth Speaker Should I Buy? by ALVA001: 4:18am On Mar 26, 2023
[quote author=eallstar post=112906110]Wster perfect for your budget [/qu


How do you switch this thing on. Or perhaps, how do you make it work?
Celebrities / Re: Mother Of Singer, Seyi Vibez Is Dead by ALVA001: 1:11pm On Mar 17, 2023
ABABIO99:
RIP to the mama.

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Romance / Re: My Roommate Is Sexually Abusing A 14 Year Old Girl. by ALVA001: 4:01pm On Jan 13, 2023
Otitipupa:


He was the only one willing to take me in. I planned to stay a short while till I could get a job and accommodation. I have no other option than to put up with him for now.

How do I rescue the girl?

You're looking for job in Akwa Ibom! ����
You're not serious ����
Religion / Re: Pictures Of Late Pope Benedict's Body Lying In His Home Chapel (Photos) by ALVA001: 7:40am On Jan 02, 2023
Righteousness2:
Condolences to the Family and people of the Pope.
He is right now in Heaven or Hell Based is n who he was before JESUS Christ.

The Moment you Depart this world, is the day you will understand that Everything you acquired , attained and achieved without the NEEDFUL was a waste.

Whatever Aspirations, Positions, Education, wealth or achievements you are gunning for here on Earth, Ensure you Have what is Primary! Ensure you Have the needful ! Ensure you Have a Genuie relationship with JESUS CHRIST!


What! He was the Pope

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Romance / Re: I Want A Nigerian Man Living In Canada by ALVA001: 10:12am On Nov 09, 2022
Jeweltz:
Is any of you looking for a wife? I'm � beautiful, educated, respectful, submissive, Godly, know how to cook.

Only a guy living in Canada please, and must not be on student visa.
Men in Nigeria are Heartbreakers and liars


But when dey get to Canada they "give their life to Christ " you all are the same, gold diggers. Just come out straight and say what you're after. Lazy cunt

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Business / Re: What Is The Best Financial Advice You’ve Ever Been Given Or Learned On Nairalan? by ALVA001: 2:22pm On May 31, 2022
To never rent a house above my 1 month salary.

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Politics / Re: Bashir Ahmad Hints At Bello Matawalle's Defection To APC by ALVA001: 8:06am On Jun 27, 2021
This is nothing but a move to save his second term ambition. Just like the others, Matawalle is clueless. I wonder what Fani-kayode has to say now. Over to you FFK.
Yeye!

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Okotie Celebrates The Death Of 'Lucifer', Shares Cryptic Post by ALVA001: 8:15pm On Jun 08, 2021
Coldshisha:
This ipobic pastor sef.... Why were they scared to face him when he was alive
Dude even had to wait for 3 days to confirm he was really dead before making the cowardly remark.
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Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by ALVA001: 7:14am On Jun 07, 2021
Damilare68:
If you are in Ibadan and need GRE. I have got Manhattan Prep 2019, Kaplan 2019, and then Princeton Review for TOEFL, 2019.

Hard copies. So first come first serve. Please do not dm. Just reply to this. The first person to contact gets.

Only if you are in Ibadan please.

Ibadan o. Thanks
Hi, thanks for the gesture. I'm in Ibadan and I will need those materials. My exam is July 22, but I have 3 weeks of intensive prep to do starting from today, Monday June 6. I will very much appreciate your help. I work inside the University of Ibadan.
Thanks. Regards.
Education / Re: What Is The Opposite Of The Word 'Opposite'? by ALVA001: 4:09pm On Feb 03, 2021
BluntCrazeMan:
On a very serious note, what is the opposite of the word “Opposite”?

Similar.
Family / Re: What Will You Do If You Have My Kind Of Parents? by ALVA001: 10:59pm On Sep 19, 2020
dalass:


My brother, thank you and that's correct... The man just got job and they're shameless enough to come to him.... They will finish him. He's got 12 siblings!!! Plus dad and mom, total 14 in one man's neck!

Let him build more and render help as he sees fit else he will be poor as anything with that kind of load..


My sister thank you and that's thoughtful of you ❤️♥️♥️. But a widows mite won't kill him. Or better still kind words of assurance to them.

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Family / Re: What Will You Do If You Have My Kind Of Parents? by ALVA001: 7:56pm On Sep 19, 2020
SecretSpy666:
Greetings Nairalanders,
I want to seek for you peoples opinions regarding my family challenges.

I'm from a broken home. My parents divorced when I was a child of two years. I'm the only child from their union. My father and mother abandoned me and remarried to other spouse each. I passed through hell growing up with relatives who insulted me with all kinds of names and I was treated like a slave to their own children.

Because of public outcry about my dehumanizing treatment, my father came to village and took me to the city. It was from fry pan to fire experience as my father's new wife was maltreating me. At a point, my father asked me to leave his house that since my arrival, he don't have peace with his wife.

I packed to the house of a relative and work in a block industry to help myself. Most times, I slept in a CAC church close to the relative house as the two-room apartment is not enough for his family. My mother never care if I was alive. She never call me nor reply to letter I sent through someone to her. I continued working in the block industry and started a part time programme. I completed the part time programme and did my NYSC and master degree. I got a job with University of Ado Ekiti with the help of a course mate, managing myself now and surprisingly my mother and father started calling me often.

Both of them have 6 children each with their respective second spouse. Mother want his son to come and live with me, I refused and my father too have been requesting for financial assistance which I also refused. I don't want to have anything to do with both of them. My father's daughter recently called me to help her with school fees, I bluntly told her to ask her mother what she did to me and caught the call. Since then, she never call.

I'm alone and have just two friends. I don't have family. All of them calling now are just looking for what to get from me, not that they care about me. My mother never call me once to ask about my welfare even when I sent my phone number to her through her relative. I wrote WAEC, completed degree course before she started calling me and it is only to request for one thing or other. I'm planning to get married without telling them and build a separate family.

Allah says: وقضى ربك ألا تعبدوا إلا إياه وبالوالدين إحسانا...
The above means: Verily Allah has ordained that you worship him alone and to your parents show kindness...
Therefore my advice to you is to fulfil your responsibility to your parents. As you have right to them, they have right to you. Mutually independent rights. They may have failed at theirs, Allah will ask/judge them, don't fail at yours. Leave the judgement to God, don't be the judge. My advice for you is to approach your parents, seek their forgiveness for earlier misdeed on your path, and begin your responsibility. This is hard but walohi, it's the best thing to do.
They are your parents, nothing will ever change that. We also offend God and he forgives. Do right by them so that your days may be long.
TV/Movies / Re: Juliet Njamanze Dazzlea In "Love Thy Neighbour", Hits Cinema by ALVA001: 3:28pm On Sep 18, 2020
Nonsense write up, poor sentence construction.
I wonder how much Alex reports was paid to push this shit.

Fast rising actress ko,fast rising olosho ni.

Nonsense and ingredients.

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Education / Re: 40 Idioms To Learn In 2020 If You Want To Speak Like A Nerd by ALVA001: 11:19am On Sep 12, 2020
Heromaniaa:
never use idioms in ielts writing. Only use it in speaking.

I teach IELTS by the way.

Thanks for this.
Education / Re: 40 Idioms To Learn In 2020 If You Want To Speak Like A Nerd by ALVA001: 3:13pm On Sep 11, 2020
Lovely.
IELTS speaking and writing material
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Journalists Pardon Fani- Kayode, Attend His Press Conference In Ibadan by ALVA001: 7:46pm On Sep 06, 2020
Who's bankrolling you sir?
The question remains the same.

Fani-parrot.
Romance / Re: You're Offered 20millon Naira Weekly For This; Will You Accept? by ALVA001: 4:39pm On Sep 06, 2020
Kriss216:
You are offered N20million weekly for the rest of your life, but you must cut off all your family members. What will you do?

Even your family will support you.
Mtchew,what some people are doing for free.
Politics / Re: Senator Alex Kadiri: Why Igbo Can’t Get The Presidency In 2023 by ALVA001: 8:42am On Sep 06, 2020
Fleshly:
Why is everyone trying so hard to be a specialist in Igbo matters? Why is it that many people especially ofemm.anu see Igbos as threat? What is it about an Igbo man that gives ndi afon.ja slesspless night? I know you hate Igbos because we are better than you in everything. But your fixations on the Igbos are becoming disgusting.

Let me tell you all, 2023 is a game that no one can currently predict. If you've been paying attention, you'd discover that the way the cosmic has been moving, it does appear that Ndigbo may be in it's horizon for favor.

When buhari won in 2015 ndi Yoruba were so happy - not because they expected any positive development geared towards nation building from him, but mainly because they believed that his only achievement will be to suffocate the Igbos, and prolly hand power over to them. On the other hand, ndi ugwu and Fulani were happy for Buhari's victory because they believe he is their own and least of all they believe he was going to end northern insurgency. While, the only people truly grieving about Buhari's victory were the IGBOS!

But fast forward to five years after, Ndi ugwu and fulanis are having more insecurities than they ever had in all of their lives. Ndi ofemman.u are becoming even more doubtful of buhari favoring them in 2023 and even their dream of buhari suffocating the Igbos have become at best wishful. As I can confidently say that no Nigerian president has been truly helpful to ndi Igbo apart from GEJ and now PMB. For the Igbos, who may doubt this let me tell you something, Obj refused to make Enugu airport an intl airport. OBJ refused to grant Tinapa in Calabar licence to operate because he was afraid it will drain resources away from Lagos. Obj and others refused any kind of dredging of any river in the lower delta. Needless to say that OBJ also refused to build 2nd bridge. But look who is fixing all these problems, now? It is PMB!!!! Isnt life ironic? So you see? Not as man THINKETH!!

For Ndigbo, I'm not trying to propagate PMB. God knows I hate that man with every shred of passion in me. But all I'm trying to let the rest of Nigerians understand is That Not as MAN THINKETH! 2023 will be a divine project. God took Abba Kyari and Funtua away because the cosmic is rising in favor of Ndigbo. Let me tell you guys something, believe me, the people calling the shots at the aso villa right now are mostly SE/SS ministers and FG appointees. This thing was not even remotely possible when Kyari was still alive. Infact to get favor from the presidency (if you're Igbo) when Kyari was there, boy, you just have to have a northern backing - as Kyari no wan take him ear hear say you be Igbo. But immediately he died, Igbos rose in great prominence in the presidency, and that was when the thought of Igbo presidency became more visible and potent.

The reason you're seeing all these unnecessary talks by dunderheads from Hausa/Fualni and their eternal slaves from the SW is that they want to cower the Igbos spirit to DARE! They are seeing the hand writing on the wall and are very apprehensive. But as a child of God, one thing I know is that whatever God wants to do, best believe no man can stop him!!!

As for 2023, I repeat it still pregnant. So for ndi useless writers and interviewees, you better save those strength, because you will be needing them shortly.


Intellectual masturbation at its best.
grin
Education / Re: Horrible World Histories In Pictures II by ALVA001: 8:39am On Sep 05, 2020
TheSourcerer:
The man who somewhat single handedly made enthnasia 'reasonable alternative' he publicly pronounced a patient's right to die 'saying it's not a crime to die'
Euthanasia!

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Romance / Re: I Caught My Guy's Fiancee In Another Man's House by ALVA001: 8:22am On Sep 05, 2020
Whiteball:
I didnt see them f*ck . I wudnt wanna b at the centre of a collapse relationship and while writing i tried to b very discrete. i just wished i never saw her. My guy will b broken if i tell him .....one part of me say i should look away
Whiteball, you never tell us wetin she tell you when she drag you go corner.

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Travel / Re: Odonla Ilaje, Ondo: A Village That Lives On Water But Can Barely Get Water by ALVA001: 12:07pm On Sep 03, 2020
Hshd
Politics / Re: Buhari Forms Exco-Legislative Party Forum, Names Osinbajo As Chair by ALVA001: 4:28am On Sep 01, 2020
We want results. Period.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Considers His Barcelona Contract Over, Didn't Report For Training by ALVA001: 5:03pm On Aug 31, 2020
Messi definitely has anger issues �.
He should just take it easy. He has a legacy to protect.

Calm down GOAT!

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Celebrities / Re: See Stunning Photos Of Odion Ighalo Children In New Manchester United Jerseys by ALVA001: 3:48pm On Aug 31, 2020
And he is 30 years old. Ighalo my man.
Hmmn...
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh To Bobrisky: You Are Growing Into The Man God Destined For You by ALVA001: 3:30pm On Aug 31, 2020
2 foolish goats.

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Education / Re: The Outcome Of UNILAG Visitation Panel: A Litmus Paper Test On Buhari's Anti-cor by ALVA001: 5:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
Ki leleyi nso bayii?
What's this one saying?
Food / Re: Corn And Pear Cake Designed By A Nigerian Lady by ALVA001: 9:33pm On Aug 29, 2020
I know this cake is beautiful though but given the choice, I will still choose the girl.

Weldone babe.

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Health / Re: Help! Movement Of Objects All Over My Body by ALVA001: 8:46pm On Aug 29, 2020
Acrofab:

What if the problem is coming from the same village

Then it only makes sense that the solution comes from there too.
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Oyinbo to she pencil lo she eraser.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ruling On Observing Recommended Siyaam (fasting) When They Fall On Saturday by ALVA001: 11:33am On Aug 28, 2020
برك الله فيكم وشكرا جزيلا

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Crime / Re: Police Officers Kill A Motorcyclist In Oyo Over N50 Bribe by ALVA001: 11:24am On Aug 28, 2020
Sad! Something ought to be done about the incessant police killings. It's getting way too much. This is the same way out friend Yemi Ajayi was killed sometimes ago. Yet nothing has been done.
One day the people will turn against the police and there will be no place for them to hide.

Imagine a man with a sick wife, in this harsh economy. The life of the family just changed forever.
Phones / Re: Tecno Assures Users Over Security Glitch by ALVA001: 5:20pm On Aug 27, 2020
Never trust China.
It would be funny if China has been stealing from Africans only to give them back the money as loans. Madh o.

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