₦airaland Forum

Seems some dudes are runnin out of IEDS, so all de bombings was because of paltry 48milla. Ndi ara

Can de extend de public holiday abeg since the moon is afraid to her face. Guess the moon went to buy bullet proof jacket to protect itself. Is better late than never

Man-u ....theatre of dreams ; maidugiri....theatre of doom

^^^ that of unth is just for internship, not sure residency is among

The CG said he sent an igbo-catholic lieutenant for the event. I think it is left for the so called lieutenant to say why he has to come dressed so casual witout even entering the church. I see no reason why a christain consulate representative will act this way. If the man doesn't speak then the CG is hidin something

Dis guy needs an oyedepo-like slap to exorcise these demons from his tiny head. Hope he gets solitary confinment in this supermax

Hell no! Was expecting those hell fire delivering drones over northern nigeria soon. Like I have to wait longer.

How I love to see dis imoke govnor cry on camera. Anytym I tune to crbc fm is all about whinnin and sobbin by these crossrivereans over a court judgement went bad. Sore lossers. But akpabio dey vex 4 promisin to give paltry 250m 2 a state. Imoke was wise enuf not to accept de greek gift

My brother ph has turned from garden city to gabbage city. My experience at eleme-rumokoro-alakahia road last week made me sick after the journey. The traffic jam is lyk hell. I was wondering if pple ply this road daily for work. The city is grossly overrated.

I remember dis guy, he died in the ER, presented deeply unconcious. May his soul RIP

What an ill fated metropolis. Durin de dry season is as hot as hell,if it rains it floods,durin harmattan is a combo of sandstorms,freezing temperature and flies invasion while all year round is a battle ground of terrorists.

@greall1: u guys slept at de police becoz they threatened 2 bomb una lodge!! Lol , I wonder which place is safer your lodge or de police station

Why should bida be de capital of de edu state.bida is just 2hrs from another capital(minna) really wonder how development can spread from bida 2 areas like mokwa,lavun,newbussa which are about 4hrs or more from bida. They should bring de capital 2 area lyk mokwa dat is more centrally placed so that development could be evenly distributed. But I think it all boils down 2 de greed of etsu nupe dat want de capital close 2 his palace

Is niger state really bigger than de whole southeast? If any nonsense aboki want a new state they will be comparing there landmass with southeast. Greedy nupe dudes

Abeg how can just one person mastermind 3 bombings-barracks bombing,un house,madalla bombing. I thought de masterminder of un house bombing is mamman nur, is there now a change of masterminders after de crime was committed

Religion of piss... For the barbarians

How do u know u will be posted 2 calabar not even crossriver state. Too much longlegs

Destination cross river-the nation's paradise

It seems u have huge expectations from de IQ of an average nigerian policeman. Keep dreamin

Fresh foundation for lootery and thuggery. Anytime I hear about these goodworks in abia I am elated till I step my feet in aba where refuse and flood will chase me back to my area of abode. I keep prayin for my parents and siblings resident in dat hell hole. Ndi abia we don put leg for aboki shit

General hospital mokwa,niger state .batch b 010/011. Got 2 know about nupe dudes with their tiger-like tribal marks. Really miss my guys-martino,pascal,ifyzu,ebelebe. Miss u all

@kpakpanwaabia: as ur name sounds na so ur mouth dey sharp wit putrid lies. At least I asked my dad as an elder he is about ur ochiagha, but it seems ur source of info stems from dat "white house" drinking bar in ntigha where ur serial con artist hails from. If ochiagha is de best ngwaland could offer by 2015,then ebelebe egbuola

Mshewww! Maybe we need streetlights to allow us swim our cars on de flooded,pothole ridden roads.

Those who share poverty when they are govnors will end up getting same afterwards

I asked my dad about dis guy de only thing he told me was dat he's a scam

So the whole umuahia inhabitants will go to stadium before they could buy de cheap kerosene, the circus show happenin in dat state is terrible

Bia is ur name zobo4u or kunu4u, why don't u get a life for once. Ur friend ochendo is leading the trail in group of unperforming leaders

Abeg those newbussa residents wey light dey excess their side they make we mokwa residents vex.

Lovexme: I'm currently in New Bussa (Kainji) in Niger state and power supply here has been unsurprisingly stable. If it had to be interrupted, it'd be back on in seconds or few minutes (no joke). Infact, light dey waste here

Get a life dude

T.a orji-ochendo.

Durin my nysc in one village hospital a lady was bleedin per vaginum,she and her mum refuted that her period has been delayed b/cos she said she's a virgin . They only complain of recurrent heavy menses and that the index problem is just one of such episodes. Since she said she's a "virgin" I didn't want to do a vaginal examination. I was called back by the nurse 2hrs later that de "menses" is gettin worse.I was amazed the time I decided to see de menstral blood where I saw placental tissues in de so called menses, I have 2 complete de incomplete abortion by mva

Bia pluto, why shld u mix light and dark in a sentence.