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Saga na fool

GOOD ONE JMK

Pere and maria

teacherbim:
What is Jackie B problem with angel? gosh!

JAKYB IS HUNTING FOR A MAN IN BBNAIJA

PERE IS ON THE CHOPPING BOARD ALREADY

GOOD ONE SAMMY

PERE AND MARIA

THIS ONE NA TERRORIST

THESE HOUSE MATES ARE FOOLS.

CANT THEY SEE MARIA

Ebuka kill them

I luve u toke

PERES AND MARIA MOMENT BEFORE THE SHOW BROKE MY HEART

PERES MOMENT WITH MARIA BEFORE THE SHOW BROKE MY HEART

EBUKA WILL NOT KILL US

ANOTHER CHEF LOADING

BIDEN IS AN slowpoke NOW

NIGERIAN WOMAN AT 40 IS A WRITTEN OFF.

THEY WILL JUST BE WALLOWING IN DEPRESSION.

FIXING LONG EYE LASHES. UP AND DIFFERENT COLOR OF BROWN POWDER NO GOOD PHYSIC.

INSTEAD THEY WILL PREFER TO WEAR NAKED DRESSES, BUMP SHORTS WITH MICHELINE TYRE STOMACH THAT WILL BE DANCING ONTOP OF THE BUMPS SHORT OR TIGHT TROUSERS.


NO GOOD PHYSIC.
MCHEW

IM ALMOST 50 BUT I LOOOK 35.

NIGERIAN WOMEN DONT GYM.

NA CHICKEN AND CHIPS.

MEAT 10,000 INSIDE SMALL POT OF SOUP

tensazangetsu20:
Tech twitter has been on fire this past few days. First was the new startup law being passed that will see the government taking one percent of startup revenue especially fintechs and the second was the closure of accounts belonging to fintech companies like risevest, investbamboo, and trove. This is just 2 months after the crypto ban.

I predicted this will happen a few months back but some people as usual called me a pessimist. Now, this has happened. They came for gokada first citing stupid reasons yet okadas are still in Lagos driving anyhow. They blocked remittances and made it very difficult to receive money. If you work remotely in Nigeria for a foreign company, you can attest to how difficult it is to receive money. I know people who have lost their jobs just because the companies they work for could not figure out how they could pay them in Nigeria then add the epileptic electricity supply and the bad internet.

If you are a programmer, trust me you are amongst the elite. Walai every day I regret not discovering the tech industry earlier. There's a fucking huge demand for programmers outside the shores of Africa. Latin America, Europe, and Asia. A lot of people think japa and will be thinking USA and Canada. Getting a work visa to these countries as a Nigerian living in Nigeria is almost impossible. It has happened for some people but its not the norm and you should not place your hope on it. The USA has a cap on the amount of work visas that go out every year and those visas most times go to OPT candidates (people who have schooled in the US). Canada doesnt have a cap but they prefer permanent residents or citizens to processing a work visa from scratch for an outsider. Australia same thing.

There are other countries that exist that do not have a cap on work visas and are desperately looking for programmers. These countries can be used as a stepping stone to your final dream destination instead of wasting your life in Nigeria looking for a US or Canadian visa. Countries like portugal, spain, brazil, mexico, vietnam, japan, south korea. The list is endless. These are countries desperately looking for programmers and their work visas arent difficult to get. Their governments are even encouraging tech migration to prepare for the next industrial revolution. As a Nigerian you have a serious advantage getting there. You speak English. English is the unofficial defacto language of the IT industry. If you go on linkedin and search tech jobs in this countries, you would find out that one of the requirements for most of these jobs is professional english proficiency. Their citizens dont have it and a few who have it are headhunted to countries like the US and Canada leaving a huge gap for skilled third worlders like Nigerians to take advantage of. A japanese programmer who speaks english really well can get into the USA easily. Japan has a visa waiver program with the USA and is one of the few countries that shares a working holiday visa with the US. Brazil has one with germany. Uruguay has with sweden. These are countries you should target because their own people are leaving presenting a very huge gap. Once you can get into these countries, leaving to your dream destination isnt too difficult and even if you dont want to leave, these countries have a lot of opportunities for you to build your own tech business. Their governments are very progressive. Their people arent poor or getting poorer and are very open to using technology. Theres another way of getting to the US via L1 company transfer but how many american tech companies exist in Nigeria and whats the size of the engineering team? These countries have as much 2000 to 3000 size engineering teams. You can move there, switch jobs to an american company and request for an L1 company transfer. The possibilities are limitless.

I myself started testing this theory out and I have gotten ten interviews from companies in Ukraine, Poland, Belarus, Vietnam, and Chile. I am in the mid way of 3 and I really hope one goes through as I want to leave the zoo fast.

You might say stay in Nigeria and start a tech business. Well with what the government is doing to startups and the purchasing power of Nigerians reducing everyday, I dont know how that would be viable. NIgeria is so bad to the point that to eat food is a problem. Growing up, Nigeria was never at a level where food will be a problem. Festival periods and we would have food from all our neighbours even the poorest. Now thas not done and the worst is yet to come.

You can say stay in Nigeria and continue remote. Trust me remote work is sweet in your 20s but a sponsorship job is better as you would be provided insurance for, pension plans and all of that which remote work wont give you and remote jobs arent stable especially with small companies. You can lose them anytime and you need to start looking again. Its not bad in your 20s but will you be doing this at 40 and above. Will you be applying to remote jobs at 50 when your mates who migrated are CTOs for fortune 500 companies earning millions of dollars every year while you are looking for scraps in remote.

Make haste o.

PLEASE, CAN SOME ONE WHO IS 47 START COMPUTER PROGRA NOW

LET THE WOMEN TAKE UP ARM

The fear of sharia

The fear of sharia.
Chopping off dick

SOME PEOPLE HAVE THE TENDENCY TO BE WITH MORE THAN ONE ONE BUT CHURCH DOCTRINE WILL CAGE THEM UNTO ONE WIFE AT THE END OF THE DAY THEY WILL BE COMMITTING ADULTERY UP AND DOWN IN THE NAME 9F " IM A DEACON OR ELDET IN TJE CHURCH AND IM ITS FORBIDDEN TO MARRY MORE THAN ONE WIFE

GOOD FOR THEM.


MOST OF THEM WERE AGAINST EX ISRELI PRIME MINISTER, AND TRUMP.

THEY FAILED TO REALISE THAT PRESENCE OF TRUMP AND FORMER ISREALI PRIME
MINISTER NETAHU BRINGS HUGE FEAR to this terrorist.

LET THEM ENJOY IT

That's what their religion brought to them.
Let them deal with it

Maybe the account belong s to them

MUHAPERE


IN THE U.S MELETERY

I HATE PERE.

HE IS TOO PROUD


HE IS VERY VERY GREEDY.

HAS AN EVIL MIND

HE ALWAYS THINKS OF EVIL

I BEG COME AND LIFT ME OUT OF POVERTY

I BEG BEG

SHOULD I SEND ACCOUNT NUMBER?

Agboriotejoye:
Fnny enough

Whitemoney is surrounded by all 'em booties in the house right now all giving him a good time

What else can a man ask for

I doubt say Pere dey breathe right now

.SINCERELY, THOSE GIRLS ARE JUsT SURROUNDING WHITE MONEY.

So I WONDER WHAT PERE WILL BE THINKING NOW

pedrilo:
Perez is spiritually sound.
That ring on white money can be used to add spiritual medemede to the food he prepare for housemates to endear others housemates to him.
Touch and follow things

Yes.

HE IS INTO SPIRITUAL THINGS.

HE DEALS WITH CRYSTAL BALLS.

A DEEP THINKER.

HE EVOKES

NO GOOD ORIENTATION BEFOR GOING INTO BBNAIJA AGAIN.

NA ONLY GIST DEY COME GIST UNLIKE BEFIRE.

HOW CAN NINI BE SAYING, "HoW CAN I KISS SOMEONE ON NATIONAL TV?

THIS YEAR BBNAIJA NA WAISTED MONEY.

ITS NoT AS IF CAN EVEN SING ONE SONG AND DANCE TO IT.
THEY ARE THERE FOLLOWING ONE MAN BACK TO BACK nO ENTERTAINMENT AT ALL
MCHEW



INFACT going forward one of bnnaija criteria should be " YOUR ABILITY TO KISS SOMEONE ON NATIONAL TV.


ALL THIS RUNS GIRSL, THAT CAN KISS MAN WITH MOUTH ODOUR BECAUSE OF MONEY ARE NIW FORMING SAINTS ALL AROUND.

BBNAIJA DON FALL