₦airaland Forum

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Rest in peace to the dead....this is why I don't see life as a do or die affair.....just enjoy any money with me..i don't save money for the tomorrow that is never guaranteed

Imagine na inside building them dey when dead still come catch them...

It means for everyday we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die

you dey inside house.. building fit collapse on top your head... electric fit shock you die...
you enter train....the train derail
you dey untop kpegus...the girl shout for you harder harder ...you truely do harder...then you die untop
you enter plane he crash
you enter boat or ship...he capsized
you dey waka for road...stray bullet hit you
you dey on your own lasser fever or any other better fever fall you( check hospital)
you dey open space or field on a rainy day with umbrella then thunder strike...the umbrella act as a good conductor to shock you die

You dey backyard say make you drag small weed....weed mess up brain person fall inside sockaway drown.

Znation:
It's a blark sunday nairalanders.

I was watching Evaton vs Chelsea match when my negbour called me that my girlfriend mum came to our compound with police, that i should'nt return home for today.

I knew it, that this girl will definately put me in trouble somday, but i could'nt resist the temptation.

She has been given me money and lot of things from her mum shop.

last week, i recieved the sum of N250,000K to my bank account with her name as the depositor, i called her and she told me i shouldn't fear that she was the one who sent it.

I ask her why and she said i should help her to save it. I've already spent N40K from the money which she was aware of.

I'm now getting imformation that her mum gave her money to deposit to their accout, but she instead sent it to me and said she lost the money. Is like she finally told her the truth that she sent me the money, and i don't kno if she told them she has been given me money before.

I don't kno what i will do, my landlord is callin but i don't want to pick.

Op go and locate her church and pastor, that is the only person that woman will listen to...go along with the remainder of the money the girl sent you ...explain to the pastor what transpired and also have him tell your girlfriend's mother when you will payback the balance that's your best bet. Appeal to her to withdraw the case from the police too very important.

Don't make the mistake of reporting yourself to the police station....those men on black will so deal with you ...you will wonder if your crime was robbing a bank.

Lothaire:
Who is going to vote him? Ikwerres with your 3 and the half LGA? Clowns everywhere.

Time will tell..

Wike the man with jumbo balls fearless and courageous...most of those idio.ts making noise above there have not bothered to ask why the said Farah was arrested.

Wike is the president nigeria needs so badly to set things aright....He is like the biblical forerunner John the Baptist brave and uncompromising. Wike will set the stage for the next president to function effectively.

Farah dared a lion by bring his group to disrupt a PDP screening process, the thugs were arrested by the security agencies and they in turn gave out Farah as their sponsor the consequence is what he is facing.

Op common getat there.

We Nigerians will continue to live in mumuism if we don't wake up to reality,there is absolutely nothing worth celebrating in a street light.
It's normal,very normal,na why we vote them in be that,let's not make it seem like they are doing us a favor abeg.
Mtcheew.

What exactly however minute have you contributed to humanity

She's pretty just as selemagist alluded....problem with marrying pretty ladies is the ever present concern of infidelity.

She's pretty just as Op said

How is this anything near news...something that is routine in better climes...even a whole commissioner is making a public announcement on it.

Chai if she had know she wouldn't have joined the Last manhood cast ooo...what waste of premium size.

If by now Nigerians and indeed Nigeria still haven't discovered the fact that the specific disease holding Nigeria down is actually the geographical space itself and its constituents then ......

Wow! The ransom amount paid to release the bank manage just happens to be the same amount APC pegged for her presidential ticket...coincidence or the amount was inspired by the need to continue terrorizing Nigerians.

Op federal government did not Lagos state.

What are supporters doing at the venue of the screening...do they want to campaign there or what exactly.

This country badly needs a Wike to cut and checkmate excesses....others will learn from this.

Affliction shall never rise against Nigeria again....no amount of packaging will ever make Nigeria vote for a morbid old man

iCauseTrouble:
Lol. You dey form bad guy because you escaped this time. You may be unlucky next time

One on them spotted here...

MadamVanessa:




Wike is just stupid.

Is Wike not a bigger cultist, who doesn't know that?

He should first of all declare himself wanted for making River State cultists breeding ground.

Your work on nairaland is just spewing bile all over the place...must you always exhibit your frustrations for all to see.

Useless things

westlius:
In porthacourt day time everybody na mad man
N so I almost jam wike task force for Attilary when they say am passing a one way wey wike or Julius begger no put.
I was like this mad men won hustle for my hustle

Sharap dia na today you know say that first turn under the flyover is barred for motorists wishing to return to market junction.

Which time you start to drive sef.

They termed him clueless abi_intio and are considering making him their flag bearer now it simply mean they want to exploit that deficiency to secure a one term southern president before they wrestle power back to the North ..I want to believe Jonathan and southerners wouldn't fall for that bait.

Prostitution!

Ok

miko1988:
PRESS RELEASE
 UNLAWFUL ARREST AND DETENTION/SERIOUS ASSAULT OCCASSIONING HARM ON A POLICE SUPERINTENDENT BY CIVIL DEFENCE PERSONNEL

The attention of the Imo State Police Command has been drawn to a news making rounds on social media captioned “Police Attack Civil Defence Personnel in Imo State". It is most unfortunate that, some news media will publish stories without confirming same to ascertain the true facts of the story.

The Command view this with all seriousness and sees it as a calculated attempt to dent the robust synergy the Command is enjoying with other Security Agencies in the state since the assumption of office by the Commissioner of Police, CP Mohammed Ahmed Barde, psc+.

The true facts of the incident that occurred on the 25/4/2022 at about 1630 hours, in the Civil Defense Corps Office, was that on 24/4/2022 at about 2010 hours, a Police Superintendent Ezenwanne Nonso, a Mobile Police Officer and the Armament Officer of No. 18 Mobile Police Force, Owerri, was driving in his car heading to Imo Police Command Headquarters on an assignment, on reaching Control Post Round About, there was a heavy traffic Jam, where drivers were trying to maneuver their vehicles to free themselves from the traffic. While the officer was trying to make way for himself, the Civil Defence Personnel who alighted from his rear, hit the Police Officer’s vehicle violently, shouting and ordering him to remove his vehicle from the road. He replied the Civil Defence Officer that he is equally trying to see how he can free himself from the traffic, only for the Civil Defence Officer to slap him hard on his face calling him a stupid man. At that point he alighted from his vehicle, introducing himself as a Police Superintendent serving at Police Mobil Base, Owerri. It was as if he angered him the more and he gave him another slap and others joined in beating him. The police officer then brought out his phone to put a call to his Commanding Officer but they seized the phone, rushed into their vehicle and zoomed off.

The police officer had to manage and followed them to their office. On getting there, he demanded for his phone, but they refused rather they dragged him into their office, beat him up and seized his service pistol. After much torture, he was locked up in their cell not minding his plea to call his Commanding Officer. The officer slept in the cell till the next day.

For the sensitive office the officer is holding, his disappearance became alarming to every office in the Base and they were suspecting kidnapping. Hence, a search party was organized. When all efforts made to trace his whereabout proved abortive, his phone was tracked and the result led the team to the Civil Defence Headquarters Owerri.

On arrival, the team of Policemen made enquiries to confirm if there was any Police officer detained in their custody. The Civil Defence Personnel became hostile, ordering them to leave or they will shoot them. When the Police insisted, they started shooting into the air. The Mobile Police Officers sensing danger, professionally used minimal force to defend themselves by using teargas. Hence, the Civil Defence Personnel scampered for safety and in the process the Police Superintendent was rescued gallantly from their custody leaving nobody hurt or injured.

It is pertinent to mention here that in the ethics of the Force, whenever any member of the Force is arrested by any Security Agency, it is mandatory that the arrested personnel’s office is immediately informed, which is the standard practice.

It is laughable that a very Senior Police Officer of the rank of a Superintendent was arrested and detained for over Twenty-Four (24) hours by the Civil Defence Corps, Imo Command and the Commandant never deemed it necessary to inform the Commissioner of Police as required by law, moreso, when the victim pleaded for them to allow him put a call to his Commanding Officer or the Commissioner of Police.

Meanwhile, the officer is presently on admission at the Police Medical Centre, Amakohia.

The Commissioner of Police, Imo Command, CP Mohammed Ahmed Barde, psc+ while commending Imolites for their unalloyed support, pleaded for calm and appealed to Imolites go about their lawful businesses without fear of harassment. He then directed the Deputy Commissioner of Police in-charge of State Criminal Investigation Department (SCIID) to commence detailed investigation into the remote cause of the incident, promising that, at the conclusion of investigation the outcome will be made public.


CSP MICHAEL ABATTAM
POLICE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
FOR: COMMISSIONER OF POLICE
IMO STATE COMMAND.
Dis is how it happened

The NSCDC and NPolice accounts on what transpired have been watered down to conceal their culpability.

In these country NSCDC will ignore a private car blocking their commandant's convey, impossible! ... I even fInd more laughable the police account of using minimal force at the NSCDC HQ. I'm guessing the teargas they claimed they used killed the NSCDC Commandant's orderly and also unlocked the detention cell where their colleague was held.

Those lions are very stupid can't they convert to vegetarians to survive...don't they know that in Nigeria anything goes..

Let them be there busy losing weight to elicit pathos from equally starving zoo keepers.

See as police station dorti as the Olopa dem character.....useless things.

Shouldn't they be inside the cell instead of posing outside.

Why is Nairaland mods allowing these terrorists freedom of expression here....

This is no platform to fan the amber of terrorism, Simeon Ekpa and his fellow murderous comrade should not be allowed to fester here.

I'm very sure some have already paid.

humberjade:
APC already have 40m registered members before the General Elections, PDP go hear wen!

And yet total vote cast in a presidential election in Nigeria since 2011 has never gotten to 40 million....what does that tell you about the APC figure.

From the looks of it...I don't think God's presence was there when they were cabashing to high wherever.

Couldn't be more correct.