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Romance › Re: Couple Set To Wed. Share Throwback Photo Of Themselves In Secondary School by AmazingELixir: 4:57pm On Dec 04, 2018
lipsrsealed

Between then and now one can only imagine how many rugged rounds had been shared between them..

He owned her from the start and she's his, always nice to see first time lovers holding it steadily to the end.
Romance › Re: Why Guys Already On A Bike Come Down To Let The Lady Seat First by AmazingELixir: 4:18pm On Dec 04, 2018
grin

I first saw the trend When I was transferred to Lagos I was bewildered Initially I thought maybe the guys first hopped in the bike and the ladies much later until I observed ladies coming down for guys to enter first...had to ask why.....the lady I ask told me " my broda leavam ooh d kind thing women dey see for some men hand nobi small"...she actually said some men get erection just by sitting behind women and some even go as far as poking the ladies with their fully erect phalluses!...

I nearly fainted with laughter, hard as it seem to believe it's actually true.
Celebrities › Re: "Nobody Loyal Pass Person Wey Broke!" - Teddy A Looking Dapper In New Photo by AmazingELixir: 4:09pm On Dec 04, 2018
lipsrsealed

This same boy wey carry bambam act BF for BBA, this broke line of his I hope is not a subtle way of telling baby mamas that he's available for hookup ooh!...
Celebrities › Re: Small Doctor Faces 15 Years Jail Term by AmazingELixir: 4:07pm On Dec 04, 2018
undecided

They should free him joor.....why wouldn't a police ambassador bear firearms what then is he representing if he is not properly kitted.
Crime › Re: Lady Disgraces A Man Who Sexually Harassed Her At Famous Motors, Festac Lagos by AmazingELixir: 2:59pm On Dec 04, 2018
Ok nice response
Crime › Re: Police Nab Undergraduate, Four Others For Money Ritual by AmazingELixir: 2:41pm On Dec 04, 2018
lipsrsealed

Hmm! Developers now colluding with afonjizee to carryout ritual operations, this is a new dimension.

The Security operatives should declare an all out war against these ritualist Islamic clerics and native doctors without them G-boys and body part hunters will gradually fizzle out, now that even the dead can't rest in peace anymore.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Abeokuta City Centre To Create 4000 Jobs, Infrastructure Development by AmazingELixir: 2:35pm On Dec 04, 2018
lipsrsealed
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide On Abuja Railway Track by AmazingELixir: 10:38pm On Dec 03, 2018
Lilymax:
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What a thing to say. undecided
An unfortunate bitter truth sweetie...as it were we're over populated.
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide On Abuja Railway Track by AmazingELixir: 10:33pm On Dec 03, 2018
lipsrsealed

Depression, excessive stress and wanton suicide is another dimension Buhari's government has introduced to our national life, from the armed forces, police and the civilians no one is spared.

Oooh! Lawd!...Let this cup foisted on us by this apocalyptic regime Passover us come 2019
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide On Abuja Railway Track by AmazingELixir: 8:28pm On Dec 03, 2018
Ok nice!...our population is coming down!
Politics › Re: Sen. Magnus Abe Lacks Political Intelligence - APC Senatorial Candidate by AmazingELixir: 2:53pm On Dec 02, 2018
KenOne:
Same Ameachi as minister in 2015 made sure appeal court nullified 2015 senatorial election won by Olaka Nwogu of PDP just to make sure Magnus Abe returns to the senate for the second time.
How exactly did he make sure of that if not by using the monies he stole from Rivers state to influence judicial process aided by Aso rock..

If Amaechi thinks he can turn Rivers state to the sorry state Tinubu has rendered lagos state, with their autocratic god fatherism then he has something coming.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Guy Caught His Girlfriend With Another Guy Inside Kfc In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 2:31pm On Dec 02, 2018
ipobarethieves:
sad sadwhy fight the worthless tissue paper? Free her.If she cum back to apologize, kindly accept her back.Bleep her well like tomorrow no dey.Tell her dat u nid 50k urgently to fix one biz or travel.Suck her dry to a state of stupor.Promise her marriage and disappoint her on her day.
undecided

And somebody somewhere call you a son..quite a number of you on this platform are pathetic to say the least!..
Properties › Re: Court Orders Reopening Of 100 Houses, School, Church Locked By Land Grabbers In by AmazingELixir:
lipsrsealed

Sophisticated people and land grabbing are like G boys and rituals, from Oyo, Ogun, Osun and Lagos state the land grabbing capital of the world where the highly established omonile syndicate connive with specialized omonile judges to swindle unsuspecting victim of their hard earned property.

There are those that specialise in selling the so-called family land and another cartel that appears to contest the matter in court comprising of mainly old men in collusion with corrupted omonile judges with ancient documents which they repeatedly use for such coordinated heist.

If you know you know!
Celebrities › Re: Powede Eniola Awujo False Identity: 'Media Has Tagged Me What I'm Not' by AmazingELixir:
lipsrsealed

Bloggers and lies, the hottest place in Hades is reserved for them.
Crime › Re: “Mad Man” Caught With 2 Kids In Auchi, Edo, Stripped Unclad And Beaten by AmazingELixir: 10:55pm On Nov 29, 2018
grin grin grin

Since hardcoreedoman come up with proposal to make Edo capital of south-south region....na so so bad bad news dey emanate from that enclave.... cheesy
Politics › Wike To Nigerian Army : You Are Now A Political Weapon Against The Defenceless by AmazingELixir(op): 10:45pm On Nov 29, 2018
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has declared that the Nigerian Army has been transformed into a political weapon that has abandoned her security responsibilities.

He stated that the disruption of the training of the Rivers State Neighbourhood Safety Corps Agency Training programme by the Nigerian Army is the worst act of irresponsibility, aimed at instigating insecurity In the State.

He spoke at Odiokwu, Ahoada West Local Government Area of Rivers State where he flagged off the construction of a Model Primary Healthcare Centre, Odiokwu Internal Roads, Odiokwu-Anwuigboko and Odiokwu-Oyigbo Roads on Thursday.

"The Army is not concerned about the killing of soldiers in Borno. They are only interested in creating insecurity in Rivers State.

"If you don't want Rivers State to be safe, then Nigeria will not be safe. They want to use their guns against us", he said.

The governor said that Zamfara and Kogi States have vigilante outfits which were commissioned by the Nigerian Army and the APC Federal Government. He wondered why the Nigerian Army would stoop so low to disrupt a legal training exercise.

"Zamfara and Kogi States have vigilante groups. They commissioned them and the Chief of Army Staff did nothing. The House of Assembly passed a law approving the Rivers State Neighbourhood Safety Corps Agency. The Chief of Army did not challenge the law in court, but today he sent troops to invade the training camp", he said.

The governor regretted that the Nigerian Army has been turned into an outfit to stoke insecurity in order to attract huge security votes.

He said: "The Army is the agency causing insecurity mainly to attract more security votes. They collected $1Billion from our excess crude account, yet our soldiers were killed.

"All they are doing is to intimidate people for political reasons. When you fight a state blessed by God, you will crumble. Nobody can intimidate us in Rivers State ".

Governor Wike said that the State Government worked with the Police, the DSS and other Federal Agencies to ensure that only law-abiding citizens are recruited by the Rivers State Neighbourhood Safety Corps Agency.

"We did not hire boys for political reasons. This has been a transparent process and that is why the personnel are trained at the NYSC Orientation Camp at Nonwa.

"We involved the Police and the DSS to ensure that the trainees are profiled for the good of the society. The main aim of this agency assist the security agencies with intelligence and information, since there is a lacuna in this regard ", he said.

Governor Wike declared that the State Government will continue with the training. He said all the antics of the Nigerian Army will not deter the government and people of Rivers State.

"No one man has been a Chief of Army Staff forever. Every job has an expiry date. When Buratai leaves office, he will be held to account for his illegal actions.

"If they stop the training elsewhere, personnel of the Rivers State Neighbourhood Safety Corps Agency will be trained at the Government House Port Harcourt ", the governor said.

On Thursday, Hundreds of soldiers armed with armoured personnel vehicles invaded the training camp of the Rivers State Neighbourhood Safety Corps Agency, injuring several trainees.The training camp is located at Nonwa in Tai Local Government Area of Rivers State.

Simeon Nwakaudu

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1563476367129882&id=672482079562653

Politics › Re: Soldiers Storm Illegal Militia Training Camp In Rivers State. Photos by AmazingELixir: 6:03pm On Nov 29, 2018
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Celebrities › Re: Lovely Photo Of Regina Askia's Kids as they poses on the street in U.S by AmazingELixir: 5:02pm On Nov 29, 2018
grin

Regi bribe...Una follow for the people wey abandon Naija run leave us behind.

Anyways we're managing down here incase you want to know.
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy “Runs Mad” In Benin After His Father’s Death. Photos by AmazingELixir: 4:34pm On Nov 29, 2018
grin grin grin

The yahoo boy papi no get time to waste...the rugged father dhan start to beat em son from spirit kingdom for daring to use him for rituals.

But wetin the palle expect naa...pikin wey no get work buy you motor you collect...

I'm very sure one of the rebellious dark angels cast down from heaven Landed in Edo state, the two others landed in Ogun and Borno states.. cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Soon To Be Commissioned Cinema Complex At Pleasure Park Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir(op): 4:05pm On Nov 29, 2018
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Nairaland General › Soon To Be Commissioned Cinema Complex At Pleasure Park Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir(op): 4:04pm On Nov 29, 2018
5D Cinema and Restaurant situated within the Port Harcourt Pleasure Park almost ready for commissioning .

The Cinema has three (3) halls..
• 130 Seater capacity..
• 100 Seater capacity..
• 25 Seater capacity (VIPs only)




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1562270703917115&id=672482079562653

Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys: How We Killed Elozino Ogege, DELSU Student For Ritual by AmazingELixir: 3:23pm On Nov 29, 2018
wizzakosh:
Oloriburuku aburo oloshi, those that killed that innocent girl are your stupid yanniridi brother from your useless wicked race. Na afonja you dey shout as if they use the name swear for your mother during your pregnancy. Wicked thing. Ode ajokuta mamomi.
grin

Why wetin that young man talk dey vex you like that...?
Politics › Re: Olujonwo Obasanjo: Why I Am Supporting Buhari – Obasanjo’s Son by AmazingELixir: 9:21am On Nov 29, 2018
lipsrsealed

Doesn't matter who you support, as far as Nigerian politics is concerned you're a nonentity with no political clout and no followership the only thing you've got going for you is that name Obasanjo which by its self has lost relevance.

Next thread please..
Crime › Re: SARS Officer Shoots LASTMA Official Dead In Lagos (Graphic Photos) by AmazingELixir: 9:18am On Nov 29, 2018
undecided undecided undecided


Rushed all the way from iyana ipaja to ifako Ijaiye general hospital....are there no hospitals in that axis ni...?

As for the SARS guy his actions is consistent with their animalistic tendencies.

RIP LASTMA family man next life be sure not to come back to Nigeria...if your mother is pushing you out in Nigeria slide back in and refuse to come out.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Now Uses Drones, Foreign Fighters – Nigerian Army by AmazingELixir:
undecided

Since 2015, the Nigerian Army in conjunction with sister services and other security agencies have systematically degraded the capabilities and capacity of Boko Haram terrorists and many successes were achieved. However, in the last 2 – 3 months, we have noticed daring moves by the terrorists, increased use of drones against our defensive positions and infusion of foreign fighters in their ranks. These potent threats require us to continually review our operations.


So it's only in 2015 the Nigerian army started degrading the Boko haram insurgents...ok ohh!, I suppose the soldiers pre- 2015 were playing and upgrading the insurgents.

They are even lying in our faces that only 31 died in that attack.

It's well Nigeria shall be great again!
Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore And Dr. Rabiu Ahmed Rufai At Sokoto Rally. #thealternative (PICS) by AmazingELixir:
grin grin grin


Sowere diswan dhan red!

When the turnout is scanty picture shots are taken from close quarters but when they're massive you see shots taken from elevated platforms to capture the sea of heads.

Now tell me brothers and sisters, do I need a papa shango to look into a clay pot or crystal ball to tell me where the Sahara reporter juggernaut followership fall into?
Politics › Re: 2019: Maiduguri Youths Show Their Voters Cards As They Welcome President Buhari by AmazingELixir: 11:07pm On Nov 28, 2018
grin


This Hausa people are completely brainless, how low can a people's mental faculty be.... little wonder shakarau recruits them with no hassle.

We really have no business being in thesame country with these crop of people, they are the very subset drawing Nigeria backward.
Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju And Others Remanded In Prison Custody After Their Arrests. by AmazingELixir: 10:57pm On Nov 28, 2018
shocked

I don't understand the bit about not meeting bail term for a court appearance that took place today and detaining them in Keffi Nasarawa state.

Was it in Nasarawa state that the offence and arrest took place...this vindictive police IG is bent on dealing with this Deji guy severely
Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju And Others Remanded In Prison Custody After Their Arrests. by AmazingELixir: 10:34pm On Nov 28, 2018
grin

Chai Deji rank is increasing ooh!...you can't be a renowned activist and a social crusader of repute without suffering incarceration, prosecution and violation of your fundamental rights.

Deji should thank Buhari for making him popular.
Crime › Re: Young Lady Found Lying Unclad Near A Church In Benin, Edo State. Photos by AmazingELixir: 9:39pm On Nov 28, 2018
lipsrsealed

Women are gradually turning out to be endangered species in this poo country
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor's Boobs Nearly Spill Out Of Her Skimpy Dress by AmazingELixir: 9:23pm On Nov 28, 2018
lipsrsealed

This cossy no dey wear bra sef...?

If you want to shows us the bweast kukuma include the nipples, I duno why the nipples are always imprisoned ooh!..
Politics › Re: 15,000 Women In Uyo Protest Against 'Impunity By FG', Threaten To Go Unclad by AmazingELixir: 1:37pm On Nov 28, 2018
lipsrsealed

My dear sisters it is not musa's problem ohh...he is just playing out the script written out for him by his ogas in Abuja.

His ogas are strategically positioning their men for the forthcoming 2019 general elections, they are nolonger hidding their intentions because they know Nigerians opposed to their course can't do shit.

Meanwhile where are the 15000 protesters... bloggers can lie for Africa

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