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Sports › Re: Friends Spray Money On Emmanuel Emenike At His House Opening In Owerri by AmazingELixir: 2:27pm On Jan 06, 2019
shocked

Choi mooooneeeeey!
Politics › Re: 2019: 8 Million People Have Not Collected Their Pvcs, INEC Cries Out by AmazingELixir:
lipsrsealed

They are most likely dead from boko haram attack, herdsmen genocidal cleansing, armed robbery attacks, road accidents fatalities , G-boys rampages, Libya/Mediterranean sea and Sahara desert graveyards and most importantly economic induced hardships.
Crime › Re: Wanted Killer Cultists Beaten Mercilessly By Youths In Akwa Ibom. Photos by AmazingELixir: 11:24pm On Jan 05, 2019
shocked shocked

"The source alleged that the victims came to carry out an assassination in Eket and it’s environ before they were apprehended by the policemen."

What kinda reporter is diswan... abeg cultists/assassins cannot be qualified as victims in the reported context.
Nairaland General › Re: Driver Crashes Bus Into A Shop In Ahoada West, Rivers State (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 10:22pm On Jan 05, 2019
lipsrsealed
Properties › Re: Fire Outbreak At Ikwere Road Port Harcourt (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 10:20pm On Jan 05, 2019
lipsrsealed

New year fire of blessing
Crime › Re: Islamic Cleric Who Raped 5-Year-Old Girl In Lagos: "How I Removed Her Panties" by AmazingELixir: 9:43pm On Jan 05, 2019
undecided

Na dem sai baba people Muric progeny

You only grazed her private part indeed religion of paedophiles
Crime › Re: Man Steals Everything His Cousin Came Back To Nigeria With In Anambra by AmazingELixir: 1:15pm On Jan 04, 2019
grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle S.S. Aderibigbe 2019 Prophecies: '1 Governor, 4 Senators Will Die’ by AmazingELixir: 8:59am On Jan 03, 2019
lipsrsealed

Is that all prophet, we need more of them to follow that part to free the sheeple
Celebrities › Re: Kingsley Abasili, Pete Edochie's Lookalike. Just Like Father & Son by AmazingELixir: 8:58am On Jan 03, 2019
Ok next please
Crime › Re: Drunk Plantain Seller Raped To Death In Ghana (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 8:40am On Jan 03, 2019
angry

There is no way a drunk chubby lady like this can be raped to death I hear drunk people are voracious in sex.

She probably died of complications resulting from her repeated alcohol abuse the sex romp is only the spicing.

Some men sha....once they see compromised females their whole thinking faculty shrinks and the only reasoning tool migrate to that spineless and boneless protrusion between their thigh.

RIP woman it's a pity you didn't make it to the new year and now your watch is ended.
Romance › Re: What Drugs Or Enhancers Can I Use Go Get Rock Hard Erections by AmazingELixir: 8:37am On Jan 03, 2019
SweetBuns:
Use the money you'll used in buying the drugs to invest on something tangible instead. Sex isn't pleasurable and its not war. Baba, are you drilling for oil?
This type of attitude should've ended in 2018
Madam contrary to your view, sex is the exact definition of pleasure and if this young man have had repeated failed relationships as a result of his inability to pleasurably satisfy his partners then 2019 affords him the opportunity to fix his challenge, it is interesting to note that many marriages had failed and many more are suffering or in the verge of going south as a result of this kind of deficiency.

That said for the youngman 3 cardinal causes had been identified for your kind of challenge they include;

1. Anxiety which can also be psychological, before and during the course of intercourse there is need to be more relaxed engage in pre-intimacy more before the actual penetration.

2. Medical in which there are drugs that can be administered after examination based on your peculiar challenge and needs

3. Habit/ Feeding quality, excessive consumption of alcohol, sugar based beverages smoking, feeding on junk foods, stress inducing activities etc affects sexual performance. Learn to eat healthy natural foods, vegetables, fruits, exercise routinely, drink enough water and try to detoxify once in a while.
Crime › Re: Boy Beaten To Pulp By A Man. His Swollen Face Got People Talking by AmazingELixir: 1:20pm On Dec 31, 2018
shocked shocked shocked

Men that perpetuate this kind of brutality on the defenceless should be on the forefront in the fight against violent insurgent like boko haram.
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Celebrates "Get Together" With The Needy In The Street (PHOTOS) by AmazingELixir: 7:27am On Dec 31, 2018
Lilisticlili:
who else noticed I'm back here?
I sure did been crushing on you like way back... wink
Crime › Re: Man Dies During Cult Initiation In Obanliku, Cross River (Graphics Photos) by AmazingELixir: 11:23pm On Dec 30, 2018
olayinks007:
Nt surprise, even b4 reading d content of the news i knew is 4rm the Headquarter of Cultism. (RIVERS)
undecided
undecided

Are you sure you read what you claim you saw..young man you should take a better care of your cornea and lens seem to me you're seeing in reverse order.

Cross Rivers and Rivers state are two completely different places.
Crime › Re: Man Dies During Cult Initiation In Obanliku, Cross River (Graphics Photos) by AmazingELixir: 11:02pm On Dec 30, 2018
angry angry angry

Died a cult hero and transported In a less dignifying tricycle ..Odin would receive his damned soul with pomp and pageantry in the hottest section of hades.

I am very sure when this young man was birthed years ago he brought joy to his family and mother in particular years after he is leaving the world with bitter tales and regrets from his family and loved ones because of the choices he made.

THE CHOICES WE MAKE IN LIFE DEFINES US
Crime › Re: Man Caught Digging Human Skull Out From Grave For Money Ritual by AmazingELixir: 12:19am On Dec 30, 2018
cool

Western miners
.
See how ugly he looks even the mined skull looks better than him.
Health › Re: Fire At Enugwu-Ukwu General Hospital Mortuary. 50 Corpses Burnt To Ashes(Graphic by AmazingELixir: 12:15am On Dec 30, 2018
shocked shocked shocked

Even the dead are not safe in Nigeria.....from parts mining and harvesting in the West to unsolicited cremation in the East.

The only positive to be taken out of this whole episode is that they've had a taste of hell fire in Nigeria so when they finally make it to Hades it wouldn't be anything new because they've already acclimatized.
Crime › Re: 35-Year-Old Man Defiles 2-Year-Old Daughter In Lagos. Wife Exposes Him by AmazingELixir: 9:23am On Dec 29, 2018
shocked

Diswan weak me defilement of a minor and incest....person papa just make up him mind to bleep em under aged pikin na wao.

The Nigerian girl child is truly in trouble now that the assault is rooted right in her supposed place of safety and comfort.
Romance › Re: Cheating Married Woman Exposed After Sending Intimate Pictures To Lover. by AmazingELixir: 9:28pm On Dec 28, 2018
undecided

And she tie hijab abi na veil....waiting to hear muric professor's comment on this was
Crime › Re: Man Who Was Caught With Human Parts In Oyo Burnt To Death By Mob (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 1:16pm On Dec 28, 2018
shocked

Why kill him naa..afteral the human parts he was caught with appears exhumed..if G-boys and afonja can limit their human part quest to dead bodies alone it would have been understandable since the corpses will eventually decay to nothingness.

What a waste of a vibrant young man trying to make the best use of resources his domain. RIP hussler
Culture › Re: Aminu Sanusi Lamido And Fulani Zainab Ali Bashir Pre-Wedding Dinner by AmazingELixir: 1:05pm On Dec 28, 2018
wink

Police inspector in the making if you know you know
Crime › Re: Abule Egba Explosion: Police Arrest 4, Declare Prime Suspect Wanted by AmazingELixir: 12:59pm On Dec 28, 2018
angry

Awon boys and pipeline vandalism be like sex starved offshore rig worker and juicy puna.
Celebrities › Re: Two Men Fight At Burna Boy Concert Over A Woman (Photo, Video) by AmazingELixir: 11:19am On Dec 27, 2018
Cumtroller:
Yoruba people can do rubbish I swear. Useless animals...
grin

A boy wetin Yoruba people do you....Abi na dem kee you for your previous life?
Politics › Re: Gov.wike Presents 2019 Budget Of N480bn To Rivers State House Of Assembly by AmazingELixir: 11:48pm On Dec 24, 2018
honestivo:
His budget always complicated, no human capital development
Reading and understanding shouldn't be very complicated try and read through this extract again if you'll understand this time around.....



"(ii) support small and medium businesses to invest in the State and create jobs;

(iii) continue to prioritize and invest in human capital development and guarantee robust access to basic social services such as, education, healthcare, social housing, water and sanitation;"
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Government Responds To APC Request For Use Of Stadium For Buhari by AmazingELixir: 8:17am On Dec 24, 2018
docadams:
This clarification should be coming from Julius Berger or a copy of such should be attached to lend further credence to the claims.
undecided

The request from Apc was it addressed to Julius Berger...The important thing is that the Akwa Ibom government has politely dignified them with valid reasons why they cannot use the stadium if that is not enough for them its their business.
Romance › Re: My Parents Chased Me Out Of The House Because I Am Dating A Disabled Man by AmazingELixir: 3:53pm On Dec 23, 2018
lipsrsealed


Wow Diswan naa serious matter.
Romance › Re: Topic Removed. by AmazingELixir: 3:52pm On Dec 23, 2018
undecided

Op if I'm against it would it change anything or make any difference considering the fact you have turned her left, right, inside-out.

My only advice for you is that make sure if and when you link up with her next time it's for nothing other than marriage...if not I'll close ranks with that your friend and give you a beating of your life which he ought to have dispatched to you the first time.
Family › Re: The Woman My Husband Impregnated Is My Elder Sister by AmazingELixir:
grin grin grin

Nigga! hardman 4 die...diswan naa keeping up with the family.

Meanwhile there is no form of sexual perversion you wouldn't find in the West ...na wao!
Politics › Re: God Will Not Allow Any Other Party In Lagos Except APC – Oba Akiolu by AmazingELixir: 1:50pm On Dec 23, 2018
lipsrsealed

A typical example of how a traditional leader should not conduct himself in public.

Does this man know the institution he represents..these are the beneficiaries of the skewed Lagos government..so they are willing to do anything including killing (Funsho Williams comes to mind)to maintain the stranglehold on Lagos state resources.

Nothing in life last forever.
Christianity Etc › Re: Olumba Olumba Obu Performs Rites In A River, Claims It Heals All Diseases. Photo by AmazingELixir: 1:45pm On Dec 23, 2018
shocked shocked shocked
Travel › Re: Ibom Air: Akwa Ibom Airline To Launch – Governor Emmanuel by AmazingELixir:
grin grin grin

Gov. Udom wan launch Akwa Ibom to perpetual indebtedness.

For the sake of akwa ibom people I just hope it's a statement made for the purpose of the 2019 general election which is intended to hype and nothing more
Nairaland General › Re: Two Ladies Die After Partying by AmazingELixir: 1:14pm On Dec 23, 2018
At least their last moments on earth was spent doing what they love most...not everyone is that lucky.


Congratulations to them for easy passage to the afterlife

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