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Politics › Re: Shekarau Formally Announces Defection To APC by AmazingELixir: 8:11am On Sep 09, 2018
coolscott:
A big loss to the pdp.
I like Shekarau.
He probably could not stand the thugishness of Kwankwaso
and Wike obviously felt they needed a Kwankwaso to withstand the expected violence
in the 2019 elections.
undecided

Is that your cerebral cavity is connected to your large intestine where faeces constantly flowing through your brain or you're just plain stupid?
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Captures Gudumbali In Borno After Sacking, Occupying Military Base by AmazingELixir: 9:58pm On Sep 08, 2018
deolurexy1:
Politicians have gone to arm them again, Nigeria is a joke, using human lives to play games is worse than terrorism. Politicians in this country are worse than terrorist!
Just imagine the comment of this brainwashed blind fanatic....that medicine they have injected you with, if it doesn't render you vegetative it will definitely make you roam the streets naked screaming Sai Baba...
Crime › Re: Man Burns His Brother's Child's Breast & Face With Hot Iron In Bayelsa (Graphic) by AmazingELixir: 8:48pm On Sep 08, 2018
shocked

This is shear witchedness...!!
Sports › Re: Slay Queens Rock Super Eagles Jersey To Watch Seychelles Vs Nigeria Match (pics) by AmazingELixir: 6:36pm On Sep 08, 2018
shocked

Hmm Nigerians nowhere you won't see them....I suspect they're of ipobian extract.
Celebrities › Re: Makeup Photos Of Chioma, The Chef Chi Rocking 'Afro' Hairstyle by AmazingELixir: 6:32pm On Sep 08, 2018
grin

See chioma mouth like Puna...
Politics › Re: The Best And Worst Performing Governors In The North East Nigeria by AmazingELixir: 4:53pm On Sep 08, 2018
Heard about the accomplishments of Ibrahim Dankwambo of Gombe state don't know much about other.
Crime › Re: Man Rapes Woman To Death In Ogun by AmazingELixir: 4:42pm On Sep 08, 2018
grin

Ogun state the skull mining capital of the world always in the news for the wrong reasons!
Crime › Re: Joseph Ebowemen In Court For Impregnating & Aborting His 15-Year-Old Niece Baby by AmazingELixir: 4:29pm On Sep 08, 2018
grin grin

Those shouting Kenya-kenya earlier on, this is your Nigerian version.

Meanwhile can any good news come out from the men in black.....NOOOOO!!
Crime › Re: Kenyan Man Drugs His Wife, Rapes His Niece (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 4:12pm On Sep 08, 2018
grin

This is not an impulse decision he thought it through very well, the niece must have been giving him sleepless nights and in his mind he just have to take her.

Now that his carefully thought out plan has satisfied his testosteron driven urge he can now gaan rest peaceful in jail.. grin
Crime › Re: Kenyan Female Kidnapper And Her Accomplice Arrested During Job Interview. Photos by AmazingELixir: 3:59pm On Sep 08, 2018
shocked

The reason for the kidnap and torture wasn't stated....one just hope it wasn't to make a living sex doll out of the brother!
Politics › Re: Soldiers Kill 14 Boko Haram Suspects, Rescue 21 Hostages – Official by AmazingELixir: 1:20pm On Sep 08, 2018
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Travel › Re: Flood Takes Over Ngwa Road, Aba In Abia State (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 12:58pm On Sep 08, 2018
angry
Juliusmalema:
The river I swam before getting to my destination today in Aba. My pain now is not me swimming but as i was walking deep inside the river at my front I saw female pig with her children walking on a straight line coming opposite me, I marched break I was very confused should I run back or continue, by the special grace of Chukwu okike abiama one okada man was coming at my back I then have to stop him and jump on top of his sit. Maka na ejighi ihe ana agba na nti agba na anya. If you living in Aba and haven't placed your legs on a dirty water my brother you are not living in Aba as simple as that. Biafra biazienu oooo. Imagine onye Ogo mmuo dika mu Walking in side dirty water with pig. Aga akpo ihe nka gini?? Umunnem tiyenu onu na okwuaa
Udo diri ndi choro udo.

Ccopied.
grin grin grin

You're sucha clown
Crime › Re: Robbers Kill Police Escort Returning From Bank In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 12:35pm On Sep 08, 2018
POLICE!!!

hmmm! Should I empathize with this man in black? .. undecided

Ok let the humanity in me prevail ..... RIP police man
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Politician Confesses To Spending $500,000 On Witchcraft To Win Elections! by AmazingELixir: 11:29am On Sep 08, 2018
grin

AFRICA!! my Africa!
Politics › Re: Vote Buying: "INEC Vows To Arrest, Prosecute Politicians" by AmazingELixir: 11:27am On Sep 08, 2018
shocked

APC's INEC stop shaking that table ooh the Lifeless one is standing on it.
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Gifts IK Osakioduwa A New Laptop After His Car Was Broken Into by AmazingELixir: 11:20am On Sep 08, 2018
zinnyzee:
My bag was broken into and my make up kit among other things was stolen.

Be like basketmouth.... Be your sister's keeper
wink

Don't sweat it sweetie, just come to the house I'll take care of it
Travel › Re: 12 States To Experience Flooding – NEMA by AmazingELixir: 11:52pm On Sep 07, 2018
donofdons:
This is a sign from God that the lord is angry with Buhari. The first earthquake earth tremor in Abuja happened yesterday and it’s epicenter was in Aso villa from where it radiated to the National Assembly and shook the very foundations of all army and police barracks in Abuja. The Supreme Court was severely affected with the judge offices collapsing. Now a flood of epidemic proportions is coming, that will be followed by a disease outbreak. The 10 plagues of Israel will happen in Nigeria except the president resigns and Our political structure stop their evil contract which is signed with the blood of the innocents.
grin grin grin

Guy you must truly hate this Buhari beyond measure.
Politics › Re: The Best And Worst Performing Governors In The South-West? by AmazingELixir: 11:47pm On Sep 07, 2018
Kennymorgan1:
Too much tribal hate in this country. A thread of SW governors is still an avenue to insult SE, Nawa o. I often wonder Wat is keeping us together if we hate ourself so much?
grin

You just answered your own question...HATE is our greatest bond in Naija
Politics › Re: The Best And Worst Performing Governors In The South-West? by AmazingELixir: 11:40pm On Sep 07, 2018
Kennymorgan1:
Too much tribal hate in this country. A thread of SW governors is still an avenue to insult SE, Nawa o. I often wonder Wat is keeping us together if we hate ourself so much?
grin
You just answered your own question.... HATE is our greatest bond
Politics › Re: The Best And Worst Performing Governors In The South-West? by AmazingELixir: 11:30pm On Sep 07, 2018
The best western governors in this order;

1. Ambode - Lagos state
2. Amosun - Ogun state
3. Aregbesola - Osun state
4. Fayose - Ekiti state
5. Akerelolu. - Ondo state
6. Ajimobi. - Oyo state
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua's Stolen Car: CCTV Image Of Suspect (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 11:01pm On Sep 07, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
No one would be as daft as stealing a customised range rover sport in any Western State...that's like a suicide mission. grin This is just an act to distract him from winning his fight with the Russian guy, Alexander. Alexander must have something to do with this or someone loyal to him decided to. That said, he shouldn't let it distract him like he said.
Black mentality white folks ain't as twisted as the average Nigerian ok
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua's Range Rover Stolen (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 9:34pm On Sep 07, 2018
thaoriginator:
shockedshockedshocked

They should conduct a thorough search at Ladipo market before dem change the color, etc.
grin

Who is diswan advising..
Politics › Re: Abdulrazaq Abdulrahman, 100,000 Dump PDP For APC In Kwara by AmazingELixir: 7:52pm On Sep 07, 2018
grin

Where are the 100,000 defectors naa...??
Politics › Re: The Best And Worst Performing Governors In The South-East? by AmazingELixir: 7:38pm On Sep 07, 2018
This is the order of performance from the best

1. Willie Obiano - Anambra state
2. Dave Umahi - Ebonyi state
3. Rochas Okorocha - Imo state
4. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi - Enugu state
5 Okezie Ikpeazu - Abia state
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Alpha Beta Fingered In N100 Billion Fraud (Court Documents) by AmazingELixir: 6:31pm On Sep 07, 2018
shocked
Travel › Re: Chinese Man, Who Called Kenyatta A Monkey, Deported by AmazingELixir: 6:17pm On Sep 07, 2018
grin

That's how efficient countries function.if it were Naija ........ lipsrsealed

Other African countries should black list this fella.....he shouldn't set foot in Africa anymore.
Nonsense!
Politics › Re: The Best And Worst Governors In The South-South? by AmazingELixir: 6:14pm On Sep 07, 2018
Excellentmind:
So where are the facts?
My line of work avail me the opportunity of Criss crossing the region, what I see and my interaction with the locals
Politics › Re: The Best And Worst Governors In The South-South? by AmazingELixir: 6:07pm On Sep 07, 2018
Excellentmind:
Your bias rating of Okowa Will change nothing come 2019 election due his great achievements.
It's just a rating bruv it doesn't imply under performance by any of the governors, my ratings is based on verifiable facts.

I'll like to see your own assessment anyways
Crime › Re: Kenyan Man Dies In A Fight With Man Having Sex With His Wife (Graphic photos) by AmazingELixir: 6:03pm On Sep 07, 2018
MRSoftapples:
when will men ever listen and finally be wise?

There is no point fighting a guy that you caught sleeping with your wife or girlfriend..

They are both mature adult and must have both agree to have sex with each other..

it's not like he forced her or rape her,, she was the one that agreed,, open her legs for the man..

so fighting the man don't make sense,, just be a man,, break up with her and move on, though it's painful but bro,, life must go on..
You can afford to run your mouth and spew crap because you've never found yourself in such awkward situation...pray it never happens to you.
Man by nature is egocentric and for any mofo to muster the effrontery to come to another man's house to bleep his wife challenges everything that makes you a man.
Even if you compel yourself enough to remain calm and unperturbed about it, how things play out at first sight can turn a gentleman to a beast.
Crime › Re: Cultists Chase New Member To His Home, Attacked His Entire Family & Neighbors by AmazingELixir: 4:08pm On Sep 07, 2018
grin

He broke the G- code; blood in blood out

Useless bombastic lazy youths that should be getting their PVC to effect the required changes in their worthless lives instead they espend their youthful energies on self destructive ventures.

NEXT IMPORTANT TOPIC PLEASE!...
Sports › Re: Marvin Olawale Akinlabi Park: Biography, Age, Parents, Unveiled By Real Madrid by AmazingELixir: 3:51pm On Sep 07, 2018
shocked

Mehn Nigerian-South Korean gene with a blend of European weather,

Nigerian and crossbreeding is like ipobian + drug pushing / afonjas + skull mining
Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty Tours 14 Cities In Europe (Duncan Mighty 2018 Europe Culture Tour) by AmazingELixir: 2:28pm On Sep 07, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
useless wife beater
Stay in Nairaland and be hating with your pathetic life while he is blowing...bad belle nation

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