₦airaland Forum

Man's inhumanity to man at its peak due to capitalism and the greed of man to be in power, live in the biggest house and ride the best JEEP. Stop crying please, GOD DEY!!!

Micobacterium leprae at work. That is the causative agent. Good sanitation is lacking shey!

Thanks again, It has been planning time all along, its now action time.

These e money stuffs. Why cant we all embrace direct banking and shun the e money tins! Why?

Something always happens to them one way or the other, just a matter of time. Other e money stuffs may follow with time.

Making money from fx & bb.

EJ will get to 130 today.

Traders what do you say about the sell of EUR/JPY? Its selling....

The man is simply playing to the gallery. He cant find jobs for his daughters indeed!

a woman can divorce her husband immediately he dies, yamutu, ku. Abi?

to MEND means to repair. REPAIR, REPAIR MEND

Who is trading EUR/JPY and EUR/USD now? What is happening to the pairs

I have transacted with ringo and think they are ok. Their main man is Cyril.

FG please grant them amnesty. BH please accept the amnesty.

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Unilever Nigeria Plc is recruiting to fill these six Positions:
Pls use this link below to Apply Online
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Read more: http://getnaijajob..com/2013/05/unilever-nigeria-plc-recruiting-to-fill.html#ixzz2TXs1kRfD

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We are looking for young, vibrant and forward looking Tax Graduate
Job Title: Audit Graduate Trainee
Location: Lagos
Qualifications
First class or Second Class (Upper) in any discipline
5 O’level credits (including English & Math) at ONE sitting
Not more than 26 years.
Completed the NYSC program
Application Closing Date
28th May, 2013.

Method of Application
If you believe you have what it takes and you meet the requirements below, then email your CV to: careers@ng.kpmg.com

Read more: http://getnaijajob..com/2013/05/kpmg-nigeria-graduate-recruitment-2013.html#ixzz2TXlHBp65

NATIONAL EXAMINATIONS COUNCIL (NECO)
KM 8 BIDA ROAD PMB 159, MINNA, NIGER STATE
SENIOR SCHOOL CERTIFICATE EXAMINATION: JUNE/JULY 2013
EXAMINATION TIME-TABLE
1ST JUNE TO 12TH JULY, 2013
DATE PAPER PAPER TITLE AND SUBJECT DURATION TIME
CODE
7071 Paper I: Practical - Physical Education To be determined by the event Actual date and time will be fixed by the Council
1021 Paper I: Oral Arabic 1hr 20mins
Saturday 1st June 1033 Paper III: Oral French 1hr 30mins
To 6021 Paper I: Practical - Auto Mechanics 3hrs
Saturday 8th June 7021 Paper I: Practical - Clothing and Textiles 3hrs
7031 Paper I: Practical - Foods and Nutrition 3hrs
7051 Paper I: Practical - Home Management 3hrs
7061 Paper I: Aural: Music 40 mins 10.00 am - 10.40 am
7062 Paper II: Performance Test/Alternative to Performance Music 1hr 30mins 10.40 am - 12.10 pm
Monday 10th June 6081 Paper I: Practical - Wood Work 3hrs 10.00 am - 1.00 pm
6041 Paper I: Practical - Electronics 3hrs 2.00 pm - 5.00 pm
Tuesday 11th June 5021 Paper I: Practical - Biology 2hrs 10.00 am - 12.00 pm
6011 Paper I: Practical - Applied Electricity 3hrs 2.00 pm - 5.00 pm
Wednesday 12th June 5051 Paper I: Practical - Physics 2hrs 45mins 10.00 am - 12.45 pm
6061 Paper I: Practical - Metal Work 3hrs 2.00 pm - 5.00 pm
Thursday 13th June 5031 Paper I: Practical - Chemistry 2hrs 10.00 am - 12.00 pm
7101 Paper I: Objective & Essay - Visual Art 3hrs 1.00 pm - 4.00 pm
Friday 14th June 7081 Paper I: Practical - Shorthand 1hr 40mins 10.00 am - 11.40 am
7011 Paper I: Practical - Agricultural Science 1hr 30mins 3.00 pm - 4.30 pm
Monday 17th June 3031 Paper I: Objective & Essay - Geography 2hrs 30mins 10.00 am - 12.30 pm
7041 Paper I: Objective - Financial Accounting 1hr 20mins 1.00 pm - 2.20 pm
7042 Paper II: Theory & Practice - Financial Accounting 2hrs 30mins 2.30 pm - 5.00 pm
Tuesday 18th June 5032 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Chemistry 3hrs 10.00 am - 1.00 pm
6022 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Auto Mechanics 2hrs 30mins 2.00 pm - 4.30 pm
Wednesday 19th June 3021 Paper I: Objective - Economics 1hr 10.00 am - 11.00 am
3022 Paper II: Essay - Economics 2hrs 11.00 am - 1.00 pm
3032 Paper II: Essay - Geography 2hrs 3.00 pm - 5.00 pm
Thursday 20th June 1011 Paper I: Essay - English Language 1hr 45mins 10.00 am - 11.45 am
1012 Paper II: Objective - English Language 1hr 11.45 am - 12.45 pm
1013 Paper III: Test of Orals - English Language 45mins 12.45 pm - 1.30 pm
6062 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Metal Work 2hrs 30mins 2.30 pm - 5.00 pm
Friday 21st June 4011 Paper I: Objective - Literature-in-English 1hr 10.00 am - 11.00 am
4013 Paper III: Prose - Literature-in-English 1hr 15mins 11.00 am - 12.15 pm
6012 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Applied Electricity 2hrs 15mins 3.00 pm - 5.15 pm
Monday 24th June 5052 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Physics 3hrs 10.00 am - 1.00 pm
3041 Paper I: Objective - Government 1hr 2.00 pm - 3.00 pm
3042 Paper II: Essay - Government 1hr 40mins 3.00 pm - 4.40 pm
Tuesday 25th June 5022 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Biology 2hrs 30mins 10.00 am - 12.30 pm
1022 Paper II: Objective - Arabic 1hr 30mins 1.30 pm - 3.00 pm
1023 Paper III: Essay & Literature - Arabic 2hrs 3.00 pm - 5.00 pm
Wednesday 26th June 3011 Paper I: Objective - Commerce 1hr 10.00 am - 11.00 am
3012 Paper II: Essay - Commerce 1hr 40mins 11.00 am - 12.40 pm
4012 Paper II: Drama & Poetry - Literature-in-English 1hr 40mins 2.00 pm - 3.40 pm
Thursday 27th June 5011 Paper I: Objective - General Mathematics 1hr 45mins 10.00 am - 11.45 am
5012 Paper II: Essay - General Mathematics 2hrs 30mins 12.00 pm - 2.30 pm
6042 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Electronics 2hrs 3.30 pm - 5.30 pm
Friday 28th June 7012 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Agricultural Science 2hrs 30mins 10.00 am - 12.30 pm
2031 Paper I: Objective - Islamic Studies 1hr 3.00 pm - 4.00 pm
2032 Paper II: Essay - Islamic Studies 1hr 30mins 4.00 pm - 5.30 pm
Monday 1st July 2011 Paper I: Objective - Christian Religious Studies 1hr 10.00 am - 11.00 am
2012 Paper II: Essay - Christian Religious Studies 1hr 30mins 11.00 am - 12.30 pm
7032 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Foods and Nutrition 2hrs 30mins 3.00 pm - 5.30 pm
Tuesday 2nd July 6051 Paper I: Objective - Further Mathematics 2hrs 10.00 am - 12.00 pm
6052 Paper II: Essay - Further Mathematics 2hrs 30mins 12.00 pm - 2.30 pm
7072 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Physical Education 2hrs 3.00 pm - 5.00 pm
Wednesday 3rd July 6071 Paper I: Practical - Technical Drawing 3hrs 10.00 am - 1.00 pm
2021 Paper I: Objective - History 1hr 2.00 pm - 3.00 pm
2022 Paper II: Essay - History 2hrs 3.00 pm - 5.00 pm
Thursday 4th July 1041 Paper I: Objective - Hausa 1hr 10.00 am - 11.00 am
1042 Paper II: Essay - Hausa 2hrs 11.00 am - 1.00 pm
1051 Paper I: Objective - Igbo 1hr 10.00 am - 11.00 am
1052 Paper II: Essay - Igbo 2hrs 11.00 am - 1.00 pm
1061 Paper I: Objective - Yoruba 1hr 10.00 am - 11.00 am
1062 Paper II: Essay - Yoruba 2hrs 11.00 am - 1.00 pm
4021 Paper I: Objective - Edo 1hr 10.00 am - 11.00 am
4022 Paper II: Essay - Edo 2hrs 11.00 am - 1.00 pm
4031 Paper I: Objective - Efik 1hr 10.00 am - 11.00 am
4032 Paper II: Essay - Efik 2hrs 11.00 am - 1.00 pm
4041 Paper I: Objective - Ibibio 1hr 10.00 am - 11.00 am
4042 Paper II: Essay - Ibibio 2hrs 11.00 am - 1.00 pm
1031 Paper I: Written Comprehension - French 1hr 2.30 pm - 3.30 pm
1032 Paper II: Written Expression - French 1hr 20mins 4.00 pm - 5.20 pm
Friday 5th July 7022 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Clothing and Textiles 2hrs 30mins 10.00 am - 12.30 pm
7052 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Home Management 2hrs 30mins 3.00 pm - 5.30 pm
Monday 8th July 6072 Paper II: Objective & Drawing - Technical Drawing 2hrs 30mins 10.00 am - 12.30 pm
5042 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Health Science 2hrs 1.30 pm - 3.30 pm
5041 Paper I: Test of Practical - Health Science 1hr 45mins 4.00 pm - 5.45 pm
Tuesday 9th July 6031 Paper I: Drawing - Building Construction 3hrs 10.00 am - 1.00 pm
6032 Paper II: Objective & Essay - Building Construction 2hrs 2.00 pm - 4.00 pm
Wednesday 10th July 7102 Paper II: Drawing - Visual Art 3hrs 10.00 am - 1.00 pm
7103 Paper III: Creative Design - Visual Art 3hrs 2.00 pm - 5.00 pm
Thursday 11th July 6083 Paper III: Objective & Essay - Wood Work 2hrs 10.00 am - 12.00 pm
6082 Paper II: Drawing & Design - Wood Work 2hrs 12.30 pm - 2.30 pm
Friday 12th July 7063 Paper III: Objective & Essay - Music 2hrs 30mins 10.00 am - 12.30 pm
7091 Paper I: Practical - Typewriting 2hrs 40mins 3.00 pm - 5.40 pm
Schools and Candidates should note the following:
i. For Physical Education Practical Paper I, the specific venues for the examination should be confirmed from
NECO Office in the respective state.
ii. Practical in the Sciences should be in sets where the number of candidates is large and laboratory equipment
cannot go round.
iii. VISUAL ART PAPER III [CREATIVE DESIGN] SHOULD BE GIVEN TO CANDIDATES AT LEAST ONE
WEEK TO EXAMINATION DAY.
iv. The Nigerian Languages Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba include Literature aspect.
v. BRINGING GSM INTO THE EXAMINATION HALL IS PROHIBITED.
vi. Use of scientific calculator is not allowed.

This is not the solution to the problem. When the problem is well known, the solution will be easy!

What do I say? The deed has been done. If story is true the girl is bravely virtuous. But I would have preferred she wounded him sha. Rest in piece boy. When your fellow students were preaching to you you took them for granted. Now, you put your parents and loved ones who are looking up to you to help them in pain and sorrow. What a loss!

My oga at the top indeed. He should keep learning so as not to goof at Ibadan TV this time.

If you are interested in forex, lets talk on newgbenge@yahoo.com

consultmartins: Starting a business is easier said than done. You ask too many irrelevant questions; if you are really serious about starting a company, my candid advice to you is this: JUST START.

I salute your view/comment big time. Less talk and more action is the language of business owners.

Another below.

We are a fast growing organisation with specialization in Pension Fund Administration. Due to
our rapid expansion, we are seeking smart, intelligent and dedicated individuals to join our team
Location: Abuja
ROLE: CUSTOMER SERVICE EXECUTIVE
To ensure customers’ satisfaction and compliance with statutory contribution
Responsibilities:
 Report generation on daily activities including call logs and reports
 Establishing and maintaining of database of customers and their employers in
the zone.
 Ensure timely response to queries
 Timely escalation of unresolved queries to HQ/appropriate quarters
 Provide adequate and useful feedback to customers
 Follow-up on employers for contribution schedules
 Collate and timely dispatch of Contribution Schedules
 Generate the list of new customers immediately after the generation of welcome
packs
 Ensure immediate resolution of customers complaints
 Co-ordinate/ follow-up dispatch activities for delivery
 Strictly adherence to quality standards
 Preparation of daily visitation schedule for Sales
 Co-ordinate/ follow-up on visitation activities with sales
 Timely response to customers visitation request
 Giving feedback to customers through follow up calls and mails
 Recommend process improvements
 Coordinate Branch Administrate Activities like
REQUIREMENTS
 B. Sc/HND in any Social Science, Management Science. .
 Minimum of 3 to 5 years cognate experience in Customer Service Department
of any reputable organisation preferably a Financial Institution.
 Proficient in MS Office packages (specifically Excel),Power-point presentations
 Excellent time management
 Excellent People Management skills
 Good Communication and Writing skills
 Excellent Problem Solving
 Excellent Analytical skills
 Excellent Conflict Resolution skills
COMPETENCY PROFILE
 Details oriented
 Results Oriented
 Firm
 Planning and Organising
 Team Spirit
If you meet the above specification, please send an updated CV to the advertiser’s
email at Hr-recruitment@leadway-pensure.com within two weeks of this publication.
Note that only candidates who meet these requirements will be shortlisted

LEADWAY PENSURE, one of the pension fund administrators is recruiting. Please find details below:

We are a fast growing organisation with specialization in Pension Fund Administration. Due to
our rapid expansion, we are seeking smart, intelligent and dedicated individuals to join our team
Location: Lagos
ROLE: CUSTOMER SERVICE EXECUTIVE To ensure customers’ satisfaction and compliance with statutory contribution
Responsibilities:
 Establishing and maintaining of database of customers and their employers
 Ensuring the escalation and positive resolution of any customer complaints
 Handling queries from internal and external customers
 Escalating of unresolved queries and enquiries to appropriate departments
 Giving feedback to customers through follow up calls and mails
 Coordinating activities within the unit to ensure customer satisfaction
 Responding to letters directed to the department by customers or employers
Ensure follow up of unresolved complaints to its resolution
 Generate report of activities
 Ensuring prompt response and resolution by customer service reps to all queries whether received by telephone, email or in person
 Maintain critical relationship with customers
 Recommend process improvements
REQUIREMENTS
 B. Sc/HND in any Social Science, Management Science. .
 Minimum of 6 to 7 years cognate experience in Customer Service Department of any reputable organisation preferably a Financial Institution.
 Proficient in MS Office packages (specifically Excel),Power-point presentations
 Excellent time management
 Excellent People Management skills
 Good communication and writing skills
 Excellent problem solving & decision making skills
 Excellent Analytical skills
 Excellent Conflict Resolution Skills
COMPETENCY PROFILE
 Details oriented
 Results Oriented
 Firm
 Planning and Organising
 Team Spirit
If you meet the above specification, please send an updated CV to the advertiser’s email at Hr-recruitment@leadway-pensure.com within two weeks of this publication.
Note that only candidates who meet these requirements will be shortlisted.

Bankers are working! Tha banking system is stinking! Banki o no baje ju bayi loooo!

About 3 years ago, I had my ATM with me on a sunday in church. After church I saw 5 debit alerts on my phone. I went to the bank the following day but they claimed They can do nothing about it. What happened is still a mystery till date.
Am talking about 78k fa!

They have started again. BEWARE!

Lagos ca do it. Lagos still numero one in Nigeria.

The Bible says Open rebuke is better than secret love. Teach the truth in love however. A balance needed. Know the level of maturity of the person you are tryig to open up to. You cant let out your life secrets to a kid.

Enough on the role of Buhari in the killing of the Igbos.

I was just thinking yesterday on why NCNC of Azikiwe joined forces with NPC of Tafawa Balewa.
The aftermath is puishment for the Igbos. That was at the beginning.
The Igbos need to really wake up.
I just wonder why Awolowo and Zik did not join forces together. Wonder wonder wonder, but not like wonder bank.

Hello nairalanders,

Criticizing our dear corp doctor is not the solution. The chap should actually be encouraged by all. I was at a conference in UNIZIK last october and we discussed how to monitise our knowledge by moving from theory to practise. Nigerian graduates know a lot of theory, even more than the whites. In China once they know something, they practicalise it and move it from their to the market. In Nigeria, ideas are killed by peoples fears, mouthing, beaureaucracy and so many more.
Please allow our corp doctor to carry on.

Remember:THE WORLD IS WAITING FOR YOUR PRODUCT TOO!

Which school is that at this age and time Tell me the school and I will tell you more things to do. You are the safest mehn. Face your studies/project and lets see who will harass who again!!!Be careful the environment you choose for it will shape you; be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them. Flee fornication!
W. Clement Stone

I am proud of SEUN. A Nigerian doing this. The thing wey good e good e no get another name.I remember those days when I was searching for employment, I used to get important job vacancies on the emplyment/job section. Seun, we suppose to pay you join abeg!

Weldone boss, bros!

I like sleeping well ad working well when working. Sometimes I sleep on another bed/foam so as to be able to spread as I wish. My partner complains sometimes that I take more bed space sha. Adjusting!