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now you 16 again or you telling me you don been medal holder since then

when finish teaching me pidgin you go show me

Asian tsunami!!! I already know!!!that why I had to move to protect my identity?

Old man now huh?  what come out you mouth no be true, how i go trust you hold the medal oh?!!!

LMAO

16 huh well sweetie I am not interested in corrupting such a young mmind and boy, plus where u com from it is illegal!!!

look me up when you are 21 one so one can experience your tremors before i cause a full blown Earthquake at least an 8.5 to 9 on the richter scale!!!

i am curious DIS GUY HOW OLD ARE YOU SINCE YOU SAY YOU AN EXPERIENCED MAN?

are you trying to confuse me bicos you sabi i go discover you imposter platinum medal winner?

no worrie i no go tell!!! nobody at all, except all my paddies

i see your lips moving but no get what you talking about!!!

Abeg! you wish you were that good!!! men they talk but never back up what they say!!!

where u dey taking me? i go travul the whole UK!!!

Dis Guy:
hmm could that birdy be M? or even I

e be like say them don they put nose for person business for inside here o, make
i do small small before them spoil my name because i be shairman
bootyful

so you drew them for me awww how shweet

you are funny

yeah, my frenz say my pidgin be k-legged, but thats cause nobody teaching me the rules!!!

hey i destroyed the evidence but i can provide you with references if you like

how you dash 9ja4eva as wheelbarrow pusher, wit out clearing it wit him first

yeah a lil birdy told me you are a booty man

Dis guy, remember I'm a  proper experienced woman, you try shako u roomnastic but i go teach u how its done o!

No be lie, my rmnastics be like earthquake.

if i no fit to carry boulder on my finger, we can buy a cart to wheel it around in.
 

Dis Guy:
lol you just join join everything like them join nigeria kai you sef

i have an idea what this is but tell me exactly.

i just needed to slow down and read it again!!! i figured it out before you posted the clues!!!

I don gold medal in room gymnastics, mos def i be yua iyawo, think I dey chop well well, my rm gymnastic na wa allah!!! and Dat ring no be rock na go be boulder  walahi oh!!!

I get it. you are too funny!! i just needed to read it again, u aro man!!!

my head spinning now!

who is this "we" you talking about! SOMEBODY IN YOUR POCKET O!
My jollof have chile in it, maybe too spicy for you!

i fit to be iyawo ! but i tell em no ask to gif me ring cos u belle-ful.

Dis Guy:
if you hear me, you go get am because me sef i dey stammer talk am
but if you hear my paddy na original warri boy! me sef i dey look like JJC

thats cause when warri yarn pidgin it sound like they sing it, almost sound like they speaking Japanese o!!!

Dis guy, my brain no be computa, this is hard work!!!

I have to read it several times then think about how i would say it in english then put it together!!! .

if i was to hear you yarn pidgin i'd be lost! may pick small small but most of it no sabi!!

I live about 2hrs away from London.  Dont eat English food.  I don't care for it, its been raining for about a week here man and that sucks, can't even wear my open toe bata!!!

I have been told by many people i cook well well but depends on what one likes, I am a picky eater (i like things a certain way) so i don't eat much of other peoples cooking!!!

you are funny man

well you not tellin me if i am correct. how am i suppose to learn if you no correct me?

are you saying you suppose to be in jand but you dont have an american accent so wont give you a visa because or just you speak pidgin to them.

i am having problems understanding cause it look like you said 3 things but no periods separate them!

9ja4eva:
U don dey pick up.Make u dey throw your own work for hia .

No I still need your help here, dont leave me on my own yet!!!

OK, I have no clue what you said!! But I made it myself not fast food!!!I am an excellent cook!!! Dat no be lie!!! I fit chop any meal na wa oh!! (American, Spanish, even Nigerian)

I am not trying to treat you like a shoe or whatever your said I was just telling you I have some left over!!! .

Dis Guy where you dey? Jand or Naija?

Dis Guy,
I have some chop remain jollof and suya to gif you!!!

Are you tell me my head works like a computer, and that for teaching me pidgin I should make you some akara(bean cakes) and palm to eat!!!

Dis Guy:
scata scata don buss oooo !! everywhere jaga jaga i no fit revise i get exam for next week
my head dey do mathematics n jagba jantis

ameromoge thats your assignment ^^^

dis guy
are you telling me to scatter?
or everything is going crazy right now that you will give me an exam next week?
or are you telling me that things are crazy for you right now because you have an exam and your head is filled with that and other nonsense?

help me out here!!!

Funny its like they dont want me to pick it up, they rarely talk to me in pidgin, but do learn a little here and there. I think the best way to learn it is to use it!!!

Bawo ni, How bodi? I think I need to learn the rules first like past and present tense.

THIS IS SO SAD!!!

I REFUSE TO BE PART OF THIS KIND OF DISCUSSION, If yall want to continue this kind of craziness then do so, but remember we are not the only ones on Nairaland!!!
imagine how foolish this looks to white folks!!! BLACK FOLKS TRYING TO DEGRADE EACH OTHER WHEN TO THEM WE ARE ALL BLACK

SO VERY SAD

ON THIS TOPIC I AM FINISH, TAKE CARE

[quote author=Red_Lips link=topic=51574.msg1104112#msg1104112 date=1178750887]Still avoiding the question. hm.[/quote]If you referring to me I answered the question!!!pele  no habla o comprendo espanol!!!

This isnt not a thread about superiority within the same ethnic group(but that the problem with black folks they can't seem to get along no matter what)it's no wonder we losing in this game called life, believe if ours is dying yours is next!!! believe that no be long,

Funny how people make fun of Akatas but everybody want to be like them from music to style of dress to the way they talk, Hmmm poor akatas the world be biting your style like whoa,

naijaway:
what about all those naija women marrying white men and to them is a gee thing, I hope they know that with that done their kids will never have any high post or leading job in Nigeria's future and lets face it Naija women like too much shakara and also don't have that rapport like when u first come across them
Example of eurpean black tourist or lets say black american
guy: Hi
lady: how 'r u doing? sometimes how 'r u doing sweetie? u know
then if she's engaged, or has a boyfriend, or is married
Lady: Hey honey am sorry but i gat a man

Now naija female that u don't know
guy: hi
lady: WHAT
guy: just saying hi and also trying to know how u doing
Lady: Is none of your business
And the list continues until u give up eventhough she thinks u'r alright that will be later after humilation.

That's why i date mostly all the tourist from the islands, black americans, and black europeans or a naija person that was born outside because they have social manners.

Trouble dey call you ohhh!!!

I dont understand nothing when the talking, but i do better when it is written at times but it is still hard at times.

Que pasa Amigos!!! Hablo espanol un poquito, y tu?  No comprendo porque preguntas De Donde es Ud?Es no importante, mi raza es Negro,

Ikomi:
AmerOmoge don go nuclear oohhhhh Hey hey heeeeee

Hispanic. No be small thing oohhhhhhh

E don do bifor i gif you dorti slap!!!

[quote author=Red_Lips link=topic=51574.msg1101525#msg1101525 date=1178666779]Cant say I'm surprised.

Black brit? Black american? To be honest you look Hispanic to me[/quote]No surprise here, at no point have I concealed Where I am from, What I look like or Who I am (what I stand for)!!!

Which way do you recommend? My pronunciation is worst than my poor attempts to write it out, But I try I think I have to practice.

@red Lips the title is asking that question if only akata?

And no I am not Nigerian

Ikomi you not the teacher!!!