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Lefty500:
I don't think you actually read the story well, she was corrected after the interview

Thanks for making me reread and this time, to the end

I got the story better this time.
Thanks.

agrovick:
Let me play around with the initial example, let's see if it werks out

Good idea.
See you later and don't forget to have yourself a great day!

Lol.

For some people, that's naturally how they talk. But before it got this bad, she should have been corrected first. I'm very sure it didn't start when she got the job, she most likely used those words during interview too.

Outright sack is too harsh.
She'll get another job in a company that will appreciate the grace of God on her skills

Udochee:
lol.chalk kwa.you had better stepped up to white maker board abi kukuma use projector. am doing very fine oo.trying to keep up with life's pace

Lol.
Once he pays his tuition fees, I will step up

Good to hear you're doing fine. We all are striving to keep up with life's pace jare. It's well.

Good morning.

agrovick:
Tisha, is not jest werking for me

Lol. It is.

You're only making one mistake which is quoting the quoted

I don't mean to confuse you at all. But don't begin with quote again cos automatically once you click on 'quote', you have it quoted already, you don't need to manually insert another quote. Like I quoted you and saw [quote author bla bla bla... with the bracket close.

What you should know is that the beginning is done for you already. You just have to go to the part you want to bridge, close the quote, reply and open a new quote for the rest of the sentence.

Like this.
Wrong use of bracket for illustration purposes please.

(quote author - Victor bla bla bla) It's not just werking Tisha (/quote)

Do this in your reply.
(quote) *Don't bother typing quote again at the beginning* It's not just werking (/quote) Insert the closing yourself and reply this part because you have something different to say about Tisha.

(quote) *Insert this yourself cos you cut it out from the quote* Tisha (/quote) Your reply... I no be Tisha Chike o

Is it clear now?
Can you try it again?

agrovick:
.

Lol.
Hurray!!!!

I knew it!
Like teacher, like student
You're grabbing real fast but there's a little mistake that can be overlooked but I like my students getting it right the first time, and every time!

That's the joy of teacher Chike
We'll do some more practice for you to become a master yourself.

Udochee:
Teacher chike Amy awa yu doing...teesha weh weh

Lol.
I'm fine Udo Sorry, I can't shake you. There's chalk stains on my hand
How are you my long time old friend!?

Michaelamo:
Hey

Hey
New here?

agrovick:
Hahaha, nothing is as attractive as a determined woman.

I hear you, will be a year in a couple of months from now. Temporarily into blue collar while waiting for the almighty white collar.

In D'banj's voice "oshey, melanin Queen"
Meanwhile pishures of you blushing or adonblivit

He released a remix of one of his songs featuring 2face say about 2 years ago. You seem to have a thing for old school, are you sure you are not a reincarnate?

I envy you, some of us have to turn up to a million times before sleep kicks in


Hahaha, Sensei! Mistress, Rabbi

Your student is ready.

The only thing that comes to mind is this awesome way of replying each part of my posts.

Lol.
This student of mine... I don't know o.
Are you sure you're ready for this class? You failed your assignment.

Ok, I got the age now. You're still young so I trust you will learn fast, let's get down to business

First, when you click on quote to reply a post, usually what you do is to start typing your response under the person's post, but to break it down, you need to apply a little trick.

For instance, if you have to reply a post like

'I tire o. I slept well, hope you did too'.

Do this;
Open a square bracket [type quote at the beginning of the sentence you want to quote and close it like this...[/quote]Here's what I mean using the wrong bracket so the command won't work but use the right one for yours.
(quote) I tire o (/quote)
Reply under here

Then again insert the command for the next part. (quote) I slept well. Hope you did too (/quote)
Your reply right here .

Practice it in your reply to this post let me see if you understand this lesson. Don't forget the shape of the bracket does the magic.

Good morning.

agrovick:
Hehehehehe, you will calculate tire today

Lol. Don't make me follow short cut. It will shock you how fast I'll arrive at the answer. Accurately too.

Sounds so so unbelievable to me sha

Do you have a white collar job or you're fully into this blue collar job you have? How long has it been since you finished NYSC? (I'm just getting to know you better. No calculations )

Say no more. Brown Skin girl by Chris Brown

Hey you girl you a pretty browning call you a little brown skin.
Hey you gal you makin me sing, sing like ding-a-ling-ling.
You ma brown skin girl, brown skin giiirl, brown skin girl..
Call you ma little brown skin.

I blush!
I already feel like browning
You should see my brown skin shining brown now. Browner than burnt cookies

Lol, Noooo. Victor Olaiya is one of Nigerian music icons.

I guess the guy factored in the fact that he might get carried away with the adventures on the other side

Oh! Unfortunately, I don't know this Victor you speak of. But his lyrics seem cool. I will like him if I spend a little time listening to his songs. I think.

Sleeping will definitely be one of your hobbies

It is! It so is!
I love my sleep. I don't think I know what natural insomnia feels like. I stay awake only when I want to at night, otherwise I'll so sleep and sleep and no, I don't get tired of sleeping!
*sleeps!*

Between you and I, teach me how you did that nice response to my previous post.

This is the part I love the most.
*Rubs palms together*
I'll teach you for free .
But we'll start with an assignment. When you reply this post of mine, take a few minutes to look at my responses, then tell me what you observed

After this assignment, we'll begin the lesson
Ready?

samhay:
U and music.....

Just saying hello

Hahahaha.
Hey Sam!
I've missed you

Hope you've been good?
I look forward to seeing you again at MTN PF fans page for the commentary on this season's edition.

Nice of you to say hello

agrovick:
Read you loud and clear sisi Siju, cheers to derailing then. I sha hope madame Jazmiynne won't unleash bull dogs on me.

Cheers!

Trust me, I'm surprised as you are cos this is a typical song my dada listens to.

You see!

By service you are referring to NYSC shey? If that's the case, the answer is in the affirmative. Going for service is a way of knowing underage abi?

Lol. You got the logic behind that question
I'm doing some calculations in my head to get a range of you know na

LMAO! Yourself and the unknown lady need 2 strokes of a soldier's koboko.

Lol. I think it's a psychological condition of some sort. Because the hosts were alarmed, I was too until I realized I have similar condition . They asked her if she looks in the mirror she said always but she forgets the moment she leaves.

Same here

Sha take kleenex, so that they won't say I'm not nice, while we wait for you to decipher your complexion.

For the songs, if you go with light skinned then it is Omo pupa by Victor Olaiya but if it's dark, "brown skin girl, stay home and mind baby, I'm going away in a sailing boat, and if I don't come. Stay home and mind baby". We were taught the song by my headmaster then, God bless his departed soul.

Trust you slept without a care

Err... do you have any for a chocolate baby, I think that will help my brown skin glow in the Savannah

Was your headmaster the said Victor?
I think I love that song. But why won't the man come back? It's not a happy song at all...

I slept like the baby you sang for me to mind

agrovick:
Evening Mami, I didn't want it to look like I'm using the chatroom for a different purpose. Hence my reason for calling your attention on your own turf.

Sing well? If you consider the sound of a frog croak as pleasant, then hell yeah I sing well

I'm surprised I don't know the song, I had to download and listen self, I hope you won't go and tag me as indomie generation for this

You didn't answer me o, fair or dark. I've got songs for both

The chatroom was designed essentially for this singular purpose - chats! To better understand it so that you'll relax well and do as you like, read the first post by the OP - our oga MOD.

You're welcome to the chatroom where friendship is ignited and strengthened. You can't derail on this thread , that's why I like it.

You mean you listened to 'Taxi driver' and still didn't recognize it as sth from the past records you have listened to? Ok. It's possible though.

Have you gone for service?

About my skin colour, Lol, honestly, I don't know if I'm fair or dark and I'm very sincere about this. A lady last week, during a program on radio, called in to say she had no idea what she looks like and she was serious. That's how it is with me too

That smile is actually a cry

Hi Agrovick

Do you sing well?
About oldies, I guess I just love 'em. But then again, the story behind sisi Siju is an endearing one and unless you're not Nigerian, or didn't grow up here, then you must have heard the song.

Good evening.

agrovick:
Sisi Siju, I'd check that song of yours. You seem to have a thing for oldies or the song is just a one off thing?

If you are light skinned, I will sing you Omo pupa by Victor Olaiya.

Trust you had a great day, do forgive my absence I was irregular of recent, it would have been difficult to keep a correspondence going.

Lol.
You reopened this thread eh? You could have mentioned me in the chatroom instead, the air there is cooler than here

I'll mention you there now.

cayodey:
I really need you guys to advise me on this. I applied to be a software and web manager in organization and a personal data form was sent to me to be fill and send back. In it over 45 questions were asked.
The once that got me thinking are:

1: The Policy of this organization is not to take staff who do not have plans to stay for at least 5 years, so long as there is mutual agreement on salary. You will be expected to sign a contract to this effect, a 5-year contract with possibility of salary increment based on performance, if we have to employ you. Are you favourably disposed to signing a job contract with terms mutually acceptable or you prefer a job without a binding contract?..................................……

2: How much would you consider a good startup salary per month? ...............................................
3: Below what salary would you not take the job? ..................................................................
I won't want to say anything at all that'll make loose the chance.
I've B.sc in Computer Science and currently doing my masters in Software Engineering
Thanks for your kind opinions

Hi Kayode, this is really personal and truth is, no one can make this decision for you but we can only help with signposts. In this sense, in form of pointers from our individual perspectives.

Personally, at this stage of my career, I'm not too keen on 'salary'. That's one. And I can't spend five years of my career at a place that gives me no room for self development not just salary increment. Now, this is me talking about my own choices.

Right now, with your qualifications and all, I think my hands are tied as regards what advice to give. Should I say start with 30k or 50k? Should I tell you to not settle for anything less than 80k? I can't.

Where my concern is is in the organization policy to spend at least 5 years before exiting. Ask the head of recruitment or whoever you can ask in the organization if that automatically means you have job security for five years too as a staff. That is they won't wake up three years from the date of effect and serve you termination of employment contract letter.

If they say yes and can put that clause too in the contract then It's fair enough.

agrovick:
Yayyyyyy! No more working out, pot belly is the vogue thing

You are generous with words, it's an endearing quality.

And you should have listened, some strangers come to introduce a little bit of needed chaos.
Yes we have, in the pictures drawn in my head. So a change in to sisi Shiju person will cause disorders unmentionable

Pray do, you will enjoy every bit of it

Yippie! Compliments received with gratitude
Thanks.

You must stay in shape, no artificial boosters. Agric guys do a lot of physical and strenuous activities that give no room for fat lying around except for the belly which I hear is an evidence of good living

You know that song 'If you marry taxi driver, I don't care, if you marry rail way driver, I don't care'? Lol. Sisi Shiju was doing shakara in that song like I plan on doing by next week

agrovick:
Tear tear veil? I so want to see your facial expressions when you say these things, where do they come from

Bribe me and I will consider not embarrassing you again

Lolllll, that depends on how much of a great cook you are. No one says no to a plate of delicious yumyum.

I see u've succeeded in turning the gun to my direction, Sherlock Holmes aptly fits you.
The answer to your question is, it's more of a future venture that came into the present due to unforeseen circumstances.

My cheeks are red if you know what I mean

Lolz.
Don't mind my head
It's good to hear you're already working on ventures that are both presently satisfying and futuristically rewarding. You'll be a big man soon with not only red chubby cheeks to show for it but also big pot belly to get us drooling

I was warned not to talk to strangers
So, I'm tempted to ask, have we met before? Remember our crush is for one week by next week if you call me anywhere, I'll start acting like sisi Shiju

Except of course, I extend the crush duration

Jazmiynne:
Who you wan sing for?

For you alone

agrovick:
Aswear a duet of Basketmouth and Bovi is not a match for you. You need to see me laughing like crazy

There are so many sides to you, I never knew u are the author of the book, I doff my panama cap for you.

The stone cooking is me trying to impress you, you know what they say about always been yourself.

PS, if you are gonna fry rice to the beans, I'm in

Hahaha, I dare not question your humble academic background. I don't want to end up roaming the wilderness of the galaxy but I believe you already have an insight to what I'm talking about

Lolz.
You're trying hard to get me to feed your curiosity thereby unveiling my tear tear veil
Stop embarrassing me!
We're in public!

Err... but did I hear the word 'impress' from your finger? . I think I like the sound of it. I hereby give you the go ahead, agro paddy, plant an impression on me . I am ready to harvest stone right away!

And wait, are you indirectly begging me to cook rice and beans for you? Is that how you really are? Reminds me of one thread I saw about begging in primary and secondary school
Funny thread.

Please stop begging. I believe you ate in your house before coming to my house. If you eat from here, I'll tell on you!

Finally, finally, I sure got that insight. A fine product of some underground spying .

Why are you in Agric business?
You'll make a fortune working in Nairaland Intelligence Unit. Dishing out facts and faces

Jazmiynne:
Of course every.... N2000 per litre #BusinessIsBusiness

Business is Business?

Even Richard Quest of CNN's Quest Means Business , never carry business for head like this.

Anyhow sha, thirsting dey
I hear it's good for voice massage therapy . Make my voice begin sweet small

agrovick:
Hehehe, you can take the girl out of the bush but you can't take the bush out of the girl

Sha help me find stones cos I'm making this delicacy for you.

Does a combination of the first, thirteenth and twenty fifth letter of the alphabet sound familiar?

Hahahaha.
You're a real big hoot!

To start with, as a form of introduction, just so you know ...

I'm Gulliver!
All this talk about bush and girl is foreign to my ears. Put away the 'f' in my moniker cos like all other males, I've got my grooming kit too

And then, cooking me stone?
For real?
I think I need to fry beans for real

Those letters you are questioning of, I don't understand. Are you by chance trying to figure out whether I went to kindergarten or what? Are you trying to rain more insults on my humble academic background than you've already done?

Oh man, know watch thyself!

Jazmiynne:
Because na man na u don sharply show up.... Since wey I don de fain u, no show

Lol.

Which kind accusation be this na?
Gimme a hug and stop being jealous of my a man

I've been away though but I'm here for you now love. Any honey in the pot for me?

agrovick:
Agro paddy made me LOL...
I just came to borrow matchsticks, I want to cook stone

Lol. Rub two stones against 'each other' and See!
Fire!!!!!!

agrovick:
Hi Amicable09...
Are you home

Hey agro paddy,
Anyone looking for me?

BARAJ92:
No, A friend of Mine

Oh, Ok!
What's the latest? Give me update on this issue please.

Are you the victim in question, OP?

Ken4agent:
Based on CV review,you're invited for an interview to hold on -/1/17 by -am at 56B Moleye str off Herbert Macaulay behind Total,Spencer B/S Sabo-Yaba.A22

pls can this b GNLD... d sender is "B Services" which I never applied to. pls anybody with me on this??

You're about to share your own experience should you honour this invite.

If you must go, go with your head without leaving your brain box behind.

Things to go with include:
- Your CV for carrying sake.
- Your eyes and ears for watching videos upon videos.
- A pen and papers for writing bullet points.
- Your transport money. The exact amount you need.

Pay no kobo.
All the best!

agrovick:
Hehehehehe

Revisit my penultimate post, you missed something

Now I'm shy to ask of your name considering I took you on a trip for mine

Lol.
I got it!
Almost missed it though.

Please remain shy. Keep the shamefacedness ... Although unlike you, I can't boast of anonymity any longer.

A document as rich as this is lying waste here.
OP thanks for sharing. I'll read this again and again.