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Berbierklaus:It actually is. ... All jokes I mean. But I'll like to ask what you mean by getting down to lick the asses of men. Do you mean take whatever mean treatment meted out to ladies by unscrupulous men? Isn't that then desperation in deed ? |
Sleekyshuga:Lolz. The camps don plenty no be small ![]() NYSC camp sha. You had fun while there more than I expected, nice! Now pitakwa will really miss you. When are you relocating? Your gown will be very long ![]() ![]() Maka why? Are you the bride or you want to steal my show? . I will orchestrate the whole thing including the style and length of your gown . My tailor will take care of that . You will fix expression weave... lol. It's going to be budget friendly.I trust your phones... always in your waist bag. My call will not be missed ![]() |
abimbawealth:Lol. Abimba which job are we to apply for ?Ayam interested. I've got what it takes ![]() |
helper01:Mr helper, you've accused me of too many things on just one thread. I'm not sure we've met outside this thread before or have we Which post exactly did I mistreat some of my suitors? I don't remember. You are semi uptight for a section like this, I am actually here to have fun. Loosen up! |
Jazmiynne:Lolz. Your head there! ![]() |
Jazmiynne:Hahahaha. If you do all these, happy will you be but in the village no network to reply mails as such my younger baby just make do with frying garri and pounding fufu ![]() |
royalemperors:Thank you sir. I will. They are learning from me. Soon there will be no available single lady around ![]() |
royalemperors:Just because I'm 32 doesn't mean I cannot write epistles. When I was younger I never travelled home, I just got this revelation of recent and decided that at 33 I'll have a different thread. Bear with me. |
karleone:Lolz. Okay, you've noticed. ![]() Cool! |
karleone:Lolz. Why is it that a thread so harmless and simple as this is the most controversial I have been attached to ![]() It's so funny. Karl, I put the period cos the word is censored and I really wonder why. Clear your mind, it's nothing but male fowl. |
Ah! Nobody should take my space o! ![]() I remember this time last year, chai! I even had a mingled boo ![]() I don't know the state I belong to now. Lastmumu, is it you and I? Wroskian, is it us? Lero15, we are still an item abi? ... Coming with my nomination list ![]() |
ideology:We've been with you since January and you didn't approach us, now we are sailing to our villages, sail along! ![]() |
Sleekyshuga:Lolz. Shuga of life! ![]() I dey o! No mind me, procrastination delayed my ringing your line while you were in camp. I'm currently in the village practicing the listed points , will call as soon as it's time to arrange for bridal train ![]() Keep your phones close ![]() |
Xensity:Xensity I'm not getting any younger, that's why. All the reasons you listed are among too. As a spinster, I have to start a home and have children all over the house ![]() |
Jazmiynne:It is. |
So, I finally conquered shame to do this. If you're like me with this kind of desire, whether searching or found, please come in let's plan for the year ahead. It's no longer news that next year we'll be plus 1 and our biological clock is ticking really fast, we're not even getting any younger. Everyone's been asking when I will get married and I know I'm not alone in this. I need to settle down as a matter of seriousness. To do this, I have looked at the season we are in and came up with a list that will help single ladies like me to walk down the aisle with their Prince in shining armour or shining monkey , suit... All join.Ready to tie the knot? ![]() Here's the checklist: *Travel to your hometown : If you haven't done this already and you're still in the city by this time, run home! Have you not heard that it is only a yeye person who repeatedly do the same thing and expect a different result? You've been in the city since January till now yet no serious bachelor is on your case, it is time to leave that zone down to where things are happening. Put aside your fear, nobody will kill you and if they do, remember, 'something must kill a man!' ![]() * At the first crow of the co.ck, Jump up! Don't tell me the cold is too much, harmattan is not foreign to us and don't you dare say you're not an early riser. No excuses! If a silly co.ck decides to crow at 2am, then that's wake up time. Stand up, move out, and start sweeping the village. The village, not your father's house. Village first! The old women are watching. * Greet Everything and Everyone in &out of sight Nothing like 'I don't like to greet people'. Stop that attitude! Many people have greeted strangers and got solid husbands from simple 'Good morning Sir/Ma'. It will open doors for your pre-wedding photos, don't say you weren't told! * Be on the Lookout! Don't sit at home. 'I am an introvert! I am an introvert!' Really? Wipe your mouth. There's no such word in the vocabulary of prospective brides. Places to Go? Stadium. That's where they go. I mean men them. Church/mosque. You'll meet their parents. Parties. You'll meet their siblings. Don't dull yourself my sister. * Run Errands If you fail in all the others, don't fail in this. In the house (family home) be the housegirl. In the compound, be the eldest mama's favorite. Carry firewood from mama's head including waterpots. Show them how homely you are. * Play with Children I almost forgot this. Very Very important Miss Spinster, play with children in the afternoon. Play hide and seek with them. Buy them biscuit and minerals. Cook and share. Carry all the new born babies and please, make sure they pee on you. I heard their urine is blessing . What oil could not do, urine can do. Receive the blessing before leaving.2017! Signed, Sealed, Delivered! Grooms -to -be... We're yours! ![]() |
sleepyeyez:When is this scheduled to take place ?
I'm almost not in Nigeria this period ![]() Compliments sleepy sleepy! Try wake up. ![]() |
TheSlyone2:I'm sorry I wasn't offended by anything, it just happened that no response came after that cos it's a thread we were derailing. Stop thinking I get upset with every little thing. If I'm upset you'll know because I'll say it. I have unresolved issues with pretense ![]() Just me... ![]() Good morning. |
kaboninc:Chai! Bhet how that meat take burn? Ask top chefs! Golden brown is the new cool ![]() The exact color of Kentucky Fried chicken is what I presented to you guys. I even dipped the chicken in honey so as to give it that lovely 'sugar' taste. But African men and complain are like 5&6! Issokay. wroskian:Just negodu! Hours spent in the kitchen sweating yet no Danke! Now you are referring me to Mej and Beau to learn how to cook. This matter don get K-Leg! I will go to them. I will go. Just know that after the training you will wish I never went because I will show you pepper!You don't know my wife material is up for grabs ![]() I am a trader o... Don't spoil my market ![]() |
wroskian:Lolz. You no get teeth again ![]() Which kind complain be this? No spoil market for me o ![]() |
TheSlyone2:Mmmh... Send the PM, I'll respond. |
TheSlyone2:Ok but I was taught that communication in this case PM, goes beyond just sending a message (coding). There is the place of decoding and feedback. Since I can't access my NL email account, I think it's not wise to start such process. |
This is simply good! Excellent piece well put together. I love it! My second time stumbling upon your thread, on the third one I'll leave an indelible impression ![]() Thanks for sharing with us here. Compliments of the season! |
TheSlyone2:Why ![]() |
castrol180:Is it by like that ? |
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wroskian:Lol. Bia wroski, what do you mean ![]() My village is a tourist site ![]() You can come check it out yourself ![]() Howdy? Hope you got your share of the chicken I personally fried? |
PresVA:Lol. The knock was like a whisper... pretty tiny ![]() How's baby and daddy? Hope bouncing? Send my love across. Compliments! |
kapable75:I wish you the very best of this season! Hope your camp experience was great and you were able to travel back home to your family in one piece? May the love and laughter that comes with this day be ever present in your family... Amen! Merry Christmas dear. |
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? The camps don too plenty for my hand.. I came to say farewell to my pitakwa people
. I will orchestrate the whole thing including the style and length of your gown 

