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RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 5:30am On Dec 31, 2016
Berbierklaus:
This thread reeks of desperation,
women really want to marry,Then y'all need to stop this online bragging and get down licking the asses of the men

Unless it's all jokes though
It actually is.
... All jokes I mean.

But I'll like to ask what you mean by getting down to lick the asses of men. Do you mean take whatever mean treatment meted out to ladies by unscrupulous men? Isn't that then desperation in deedhuh?
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 5:26am On Dec 31, 2016
ideology:
mehn, this ain't fair cool cool cool cool
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I'll draw up a fair plan when it's the turn for city bachelors.
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 5:24am On Dec 31, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
I didn't go to camp.. Wait!! Which of the camp? DLBC camp or NYSC camp grin? The camps don too plenty for my hand.. I came to say farewell to my pitakwa people grin..

Nne, I will be waiting for that call biko.. My gown must be very long (sweeping the ground if possible), and my weave, 30 inches..



They are over close kiss cheesy..
Lolz. The camps don plenty no be small grin
NYSC camp sha. You had fun while there more than I expected, nice! Now pitakwa will really miss you. When are you relocating?

Your gown will be very longhuhhuh
Maka why? Are you the bride or you want to steal my show? tongue. I will orchestrate the whole thing including the style and length of your gown cheesy. My tailor will take care of that grin. You will fix expression weave... lol. It's going to be budget friendly.

I trust your phones... always in your waist bag. My call will not be missed cheesy
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 5:06am On Dec 31, 2016
abimbawealth:
Apply within...







Will be back with requirements
Lol. Abimba which job are we to apply forhuh?
Ayam interested. I've got what it takes cheesy
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 5:04am On Dec 31, 2016
helper01:
I thought you were male but in some climes my address of you is spot-on.
you can't just surmise I have no knowledge of her by mere looking of my chats with her, try and exercise caution and discretion next time in other to arrive at well-structured and accurate analysis and judgement.
with her post it is very lucid that she mistreated some of her suitors and most Nigerians girls are very guilty of that and you might not be an exemption (hence your hash and rash response), because it makes a false queen of them when they mete out such treatment, unknowingly to them that it will eventually be their bane.
Mr helper, you've accused me of too many things on just one thread. I'm not sure we've met outside this thread before or have wehuh

Which post exactly did I mistreat some of my suitors? I don't remember. You are semi uptight for a section like this, I am actually here to have fun. Loosen up!
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 4:58am On Dec 31, 2016
Jazmiynne:
Oh really...

Thank you very much sir cheesy

Ayam sure iffai keep appreciating every male compliment like this, I definitely would not remain spinster at 33 like my aunty Amy smiley
Lolz.
Your head there! grin
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 4:55am On Dec 31, 2016
Jazmiynne:
Chai! Rotfl! grin grin cheesy cheesy

Amy ooooo you no kill person ontop Nairaland!

Lolz... Please we d younger girls are learning o

All the mails I get would be replied, every holiday would be spent in the village frying garri, and all my neighbours shall be blessed as I would be sweeping the street every morning cheesy
Hahahaha.
If you do all these, happy will you be cheesy but in the village no network to reply mails as such my younger baby grin just make do with frying garri and pounding fufu tongue
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 8:33pm On Dec 30, 2016
royalemperors:
I wish you well ma!

But, please do endeavour to advice the younger girls when need be to treat and respect guys when they re still young, else they will still come up with such thread when all guys had left them because of their youthful behaviours. As I earlier stated, I wish you well dear!
Thank you sir.

I will. They are learning from me. Soon there will be no available single lady around cheesy
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 8:14pm On Dec 30, 2016
royalemperors:
This long epistle all because of finding a man? men that some rif rat young girls would tell you aren't worth losing sleeps for because they haven't gotten to 28yrs and above?
Who knows if this isn't the same path you sailed when you were much younger. Just saying though!
Just because I'm 32 doesn't mean I cannot write epistles. When I was younger I never travelled home, I just got this revelation of recent and decided that at 33 I'll have a different thread.

Bear with me.
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 8:10pm On Dec 30, 2016
karleone:
It's not controversial to me biko..
I understood it very well and I was laughing. Just the Cock part that got me thinking otherwise.
I know it's censored! But in the context, there's no need for the period. Who doesn't know that a cock crows?

Back to the topic, me too wanted to go to village to go and find wife o.. But this wili wili people haf spoil plan for me. I'll have to wait till 2018 to find my missing rib.
Did you travel down?


****Modified*****
Forgive me Amicable, just noticed the censor stuff..
I was reading my post and I saw "rooster" and I was like, "when did I type rooster kwanu?"
Nice one NL
Lolz. Okay, you've noticed. cheesy

Cool!
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 7:46pm On Dec 30, 2016
karleone:
Can you, please, remove the period in your cock? It draws the mind to same direction you don't want it to.
Lolz.

Why is it that a thread so harmless and simple as this is the most controversial I have been attached tohuh grin

It's so funny.
Karl, I put the period cos the word is censored and I really wonder why. Clear your mind, it's nothing but male fowl.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by amicable09(f): 7:30pm On Dec 30, 2016
Ah! Nobody should take my space o! cheesy

I remember this time last year, chai!
I even had a mingled boo grin
I don't know the state I belong to now.


Lastmumu, is it you and I?
Wroskian, is it us?
Lero15, we are still an item abi?

... Coming with my nomination list cheesy
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 5:31pm On Dec 30, 2016
ideology:
what of guys like us, who are not travelling how will we ,meet you, when u all travel to village ? huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
We've been with you since January and you didn't approach us, now we are sailing to our villages, sail along! cheesy
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 5:00pm On Dec 30, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
Craze geh grin grin grin grin..

Amicable09, that visit your village every chrismos, and sample yourself upandan dey bring problem for me and my grannygrin!! Whenever I tell her I ain't coming back home for the xmas as I have other engagements, you hear her shouting, 'how then do you want to meet them?' Meet which people biko nu cheesy? When I finally come back, and refuse to go out, she starts counting dates for me cheesy.. Smh!! Grand mums and marriages of their grandchildren be like 5 and 6; as long as bobbie don dey show, plus you don finish 'to read book', show dem man join grin..

How you dey sef? E don tayyyy!! Blackslider tongue grin
Lolz. Shuga of life! grin
I dey o! No mind me, procrastination delayed my ringing your line while you were in camp. I'm currently in the village practicing the listed points tongue, will call as soon as it's time to arrange for bridal train grin

Keep your phones close cheesy
RomanceRe: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 9:33am On Dec 30, 2016
Xensity:
@amicable09, why do you feel the need to get married? Is it something you want, because it's a need that comes naturally and so needs to be satisfied?
Do you see it a means to a desired end? Eg: you need to get married so you can have children and a family, because you want children and a family?
Or is it something you feel is expected of you by society and culture, and not leaving up to it would paint you as a social and cultural failure?
Xensity I'm not getting any younger, that's why. All the reasons you listed are among too. As a spinster, I have to start a home and have children all over the house cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:17am On Dec 30, 2016
Jazmiynne:
It sure looks like GNLD
It is.
RomanceEXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(op): 9:12am On Dec 30, 2016
So, I finally conquered shame to do this. If you're like me with this kind of desire, whether searching or found, please come in let's plan for the year ahead.

It's no longer news that next year we'll be plus 1 and our biological clock is ticking really fast, we're not even getting any younger. Everyone's been asking when I will get married and I know I'm not alone in this. I need to settle down as a matter of seriousness. To do this, I have looked at the season we are in and came up with a list that will help single ladies like me to walk down the aisle with their Prince in shining armour grin or shining monkey coat tongue, suit... All join.

Ready to tie the knot? huh
Here's the checklist:
*Travel to your hometown :
If you haven't done this already and you're still in the city by this time, run home! Have you not heard that it is only a yeye person who repeatedly do the same thing and expect a different result? You've been in the city since January till now yet no serious bachelor is on your case, it is time to leave that zone down to where things are happening. Put aside your fear, nobody will kill you and if they do, remember, 'something must kill a man!' cheesy

* At the first crow of the co.ck, Jump up!
Don't tell me the cold is too much, harmattan is not foreign to us and don't you dare say you're not an early riser. No excuses! If a silly co.ck decides to crow at 2am, then that's wake up time. Stand up, move out, and start sweeping the village. The village, not your father's house. Village first! The old women are watching.

* Greet Everything and Everyone in &out of sight
Nothing like 'I don't like to greet people'. Stop that attitude! Many people have greeted strangers and got solid husbands from simple 'Good morning Sir/Ma'. It will open doors for your pre-wedding photos, don't say you weren't told!

* Be on the Lookout!
Don't sit at home.
'I am an introvert! I am an introvert!' Really? Wipe your mouth. There's no such word in the vocabulary of prospective brides. Places to Go? Stadium. That's where they go. I mean men them. Church/mosque. You'll meet their parents. Parties. You'll meet their siblings. Don't dull yourself my sister.

* Run Errands
If you fail in all the others, don't fail in this. In the house (family home) be the housegirl. In the compound, be the eldest mama's favorite. Carry firewood from mama's head including waterpots. Show them how homely you are.

* Play with Children
I almost forgot this. Very Very important Miss Spinster, play with children in the afternoon. Play hide and seek with them. Buy them biscuit and minerals. Cook and share. Carry all the new born babies and please, make sure they pee on you. I heard their urine is blessing grin. What oil could not do, urine can do. Receive the blessing before leaving.

2017! Signed, Sealed, Delivered!
Grooms -to -be... We're yours! grin
RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by amicable09(f): 4:06am On Dec 27, 2016
sleepyeyez:
amicable09 Sweetdanielle Cherishing Tidamsel
u in?
When is this scheduled to take placehuh? grin I'm almost not in Nigeria this period cheesy
Compliments sleepy sleepy! Try wake up. tongue
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by amicable09(f): 4:03am On Dec 27, 2016
TheSlyone2:
Amicable09 I noticed you didn't respond to my last comment. Yea that sound somehow but I'm sorry for putting up such. What I was trying to say is that I already have your number. So if that was a disappointing comments, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I wasn't offended by anything, it just happened that no response came after that cos it's a thread we were derailing.

Stop thinking I get upset with every little thing. If I'm upset you'll know because I'll say it. I have unresolved issues with pretense cheesy

Just me... grin
Good morning.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:34pm On Dec 26, 2016
kaboninc:
The meat even burn sef come dey taste like say them put sugar for the stew
Chai!
Bhet how that meat take burn?
Ask top chefs! Golden brown is the new cool grin
The exact color of Kentucky Fried chicken is what I presented to you guys. I even dipped the chicken in honey so as to give it that lovely 'sugar' taste.

But African men and complain are like 5&6!
Issokay.

wroskian:
You dey ask me if I no get teeth shey? You have been crushing me for the past 2 months and still you don't know what I like ...when will you learn? huh

Even my friend Kaboninc didn't enjoy the meal angry
I agree your indomie cooking skills is second to none, but who indomie don epp? Man must wack better food na. I suggest you visit Jamean & Beau49 to learn some culinary skills asap.

Btw, are you now a trader? What market are you selling?
Just negodu!

Hours spent in the kitchen sweating yet no Danke! Now you are referring me to Mej and Beau to learn how to cook. This matter don get K-Leg!

I will go to them.
I will go.
Just know that after the training you will wish I never went tongue because I will show you pepper!

You don't know my wife material is up for grabshuh
I am a trader o... Don't spoil my market cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by amicable09(f): 6:38pm On Dec 26, 2016
cc150615:
Amicable09
Thanks CC cheesy I appreciate your love grin ... As always.
Compliments swity!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 4:31pm On Dec 26, 2016
wroskian:
lipsrsealed

Send the address tongue


Okay na you fry that meat? shocked Why the thing no soft wella now? huh You try sha cheesy
Lolz.
You no get teeth againhuh
Which kind complain be this?
No spoil market for me o tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Regret Putting My Hope On Npower Government Salary by amicable09(f): 4:29pm On Dec 26, 2016
TheSlyone2:
Perhaps if someone wants to communicate a vital details to you in a private manner, how do you wish he/she goes about it. For a while now, I have something to let out of my chest but the teeming population on here wouldn't allow me.
Mmmh... Send the PM, I'll respond.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Regret Putting My Hope On Npower Government Salary by amicable09(f): 2:01pm On Dec 26, 2016
TheSlyone2:
Because PMs are meant to be sent
Ok but I was taught that communication in this case PM, goes beyond just sending a message (coding). There is the place of decoding and feedback.

Since I can't access my NL email account, I think it's not wise to start such process.
CareerRe: 3 Steps To Starting Your Freelance Writing Career by amicable09(f): 1:55pm On Dec 26, 2016
This is simply good!
Excellent piece well put together. I love it!

My second time stumbling upon your thread, on the third one I'll leave an indelible impression grin

Thanks for sharing with us here.
Compliments of the season!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Regret Putting My Hope On Npower Government Salary by amicable09(f): 1:45pm On Dec 26, 2016
TheSlyone2:
Amicable09 send the damn Pm
Whyhuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Regret Putting My Hope On Npower Government Salary by amicable09(f): 12:28pm On Dec 26, 2016
castrol180:
Pm me for more discuss and maybe we can hooked up
Is it by like thathuh?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Regret Putting My Hope On Npower Government Salary by amicable09(f): 12:22pm On Dec 26, 2016
Des5:
Chaiiiiii
tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 11:32am On Dec 26, 2016
wroskian:
It seems you travelled to that your village where there is limited network lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Lol.
Bia wroski, what do you meanhuh

My village is a tourist site tongue
You can come check it out yourself cheesy

Howdy? Hope you got your share of the chicken I personally fried?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 11:29am On Dec 26, 2016
PresVA:
Lol.. the door is wide open, you can step in...

hope you had a wonderful celebration yesterday? smiley


Didn't hear any knock? huh lol
Lol.
The knock was like a whisper... pretty tiny cheesy

How's baby and daddy?
Hope bouncing? Send my love across.

Compliments!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by amicable09(f): 12:13am On Dec 26, 2016
kapable75:
Merry christmas to my e-family. may His birth bring salvation, peace, joy, blessings and all the very best into our lives and families. Cheers
cc
paulbabu
amicable09
faithful01
I wish you the very best of this season!
Hope your camp experience was great and you were able to travel back home to your family in one piece?

May the love and laughter that comes with this day be ever present in your family... Amen!
Merry Christmas dear.

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