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Jazmiynne:
Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee I was named after the circumstances of my birth

Mmmh... This shouldn't be all but it's okay

Jazmiynne:
Lolz amicable09 no be me accuse u o

Na una two sabi the waka una get for leg

kaboninc:
Is it not obvious?

Lol. That what?

Jazmiynne:
Amicable09 you get better interest in your culture o.. Welldone dearie. More grease to your elbow.

First of all, introduction
Who was Nne Mgbo?

Why were you named after her?

Lolz.
Trust me, I do. I love culture and history but I don't like dates. I suck at it.

Nne Mgbo was my grandaunt
Paternal grand Aunty. So I was named after her according to custom

My eldest sister was named after my great grandma.
The other sister after my grandma and my younger sister after my father's sister

Who were you named after Jaz?

Where is the honey na
Are you selling honey without honey pictures? Please provide us with honey, honey

Jay542:
Goodbye 2016

Jay is this really you When did you grow up to be this man?
You were just about a teen on the first page of your diary na! This 2017 will be hot Let me send a PM sharp sharp
'The boy has become the father of the man' Happy new year Jboyman!

Tidamsel:
Happy New Year Sweet Heart!!!

Oh swity!
Long time no hear!
I'm tempted to scream 'Look at how big you've grown!'
I've missed you and it's super lovely to meet you again on the 1st day of a new year


Happy new year love
May we continue to bump into each other with excitement this year!

Cheers!

abimbawealth:
Got what

Babe, my hand no dey ooo



Give way for the *rightful* applicants

Got what it takes
Lol. Okay, I step aside. Happy new year Abimba Happy new year 2017 brides-to-be
May this year be filled with all-round love and goodness. Sip easy!

kaboninc:
Lol.
Ayam someborris biscuit na

Jesus!
Barr. iamanonymouss, I am so so sorry.
I couldn't even read to the end and I'm just realizing that this is JV section and not diary section chatroom. I'm deeply sorry.

I'll call you as soon as I leave this rural area.
Please accept my heartfelt condolences.

kaboninc:
Are you for real?
Jazz
Even wantu take me away from you

What do you want? You no be biscuit na

kaboninc:
Fetch water for my parents from your village abi? Is that how you want to be doing? Lol.

Ehhhhh, them go come meet you na.

Kee which way?

Lol. Are we not from the same village?
I am fetching water for them. That's all that matters. And they are happy with my hardwork

The way forward.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz which men? The ones you mistreated?

Hahahaha. Na that helper guy (moniker) fit you

Jazmiynne:
all is fair in Love and War

That's how you took all my men away in my youthful days!
I forgive and forget.

kaboninc:
Hahahaha.. .you went to the village against my advice na..

You prefer all those money Onitsha Nnewi guys over me that is hustling but haf potential ohh..

Ehhhhh.. .well your girlfriend has seen the light naaaaa or you wantu join her and come back to me?

Hahahaha... I came to fetch water for your parents na.

Onitsha men no return o
Even Nnewi bobos still dey market.

Nna, kee way?

quivah:
such is life my dear, even a dry chest man get choice

Hahahaha Babe, this your post crack my ribs scatter

Berbierklaus:
Its not an association perse but as long as you disagree with any anything that has to do with superiority or favoritism of the men you are naturally considered a feminist online

Lolz. This is serious
It's a debate I'll love to watch.

I disagree with your last paragraph,the older women get especially in this part of the world the more effort they put into a relationship or human relationship with the hope of snarling a man up
Women that puts in less efforts are probaby baby mamas already,well to do or well exposed, not the aunty Sulia down the street.

I know a couple of older women who are unmarried. I also know that by default they become quieter and timid. They get easily irritated and feel somewhat inferior. Now all these are negative emotions which unfortunately they exhibit. It isn't supposed to be so.

Because of this, people like Aunty Sulia down the street will give way for younger ladies because they feel their time has passed. Without trying too hard, a bald headed old man who is widowed will most likely take them up or make them wife number 2.

Trust me, you won't find Aunty Sulia in the village running around in a bid to catch a man's eye. You won't see her outside a lot. She'll shrink herself in a small corner and all this is because of the nagging demand of the society we live in.

Jazmiynne:
If you contact him na bad thing?

Lol. No be today I don dey say your head there. This morning again, I should
O girl, your head! You no see say I old pass am? Abi you wan laugh me

quivah:
@emboldened kaboninc's marriage introduction .
uhmmm Kabon 50 press-ups with that his skinny chest, ok no problem, I will gladly take 50...for wandering to my door

anyways I called you here to come carry your man, he has been straying to my side, I'm not the type to take another person's man..

Lolz
Oh! I see

But Kabon already left me for my girlfriend. I don't want to put up a fight because your signature taught me not to. So, I look away when they are doing their stuff.

Ezeugostephen:
I have made up my mind to settle down come august 2017.
but my challenge now is that I need a Lady age 21 to 30yrs
educated and most in all she should be financially okay or family (may sound odd but am keen)
I base in Lagos at the island.
a lot to get acquainted with her if am lucky to find her.
reach me on 08099394589
Stephen

This is partly what I want to see from this thread. I'll be glad if by 2017 a couple will announce that they actually met on this thread

Stephen I've shared your request. I hope you are financially okay yourself? Hopefully, an interested single lady will contact you.

Cheers!

Berbierklaus:
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Mehn,it was hard to see the sarcasm in it at first,coz I thought this aunty just want to put the Nairaland feminists few miles behind what they had achieved

well I was actually referring to the youngies you know,if this was for real,they don't need to get to that stage before getting off their high horses and playing the Africa woman that they are.
Its not about the mean treatment this time

Hahahahahahahahaha
Nairaland feminists Lol
There's such association here?
I had no idea! And you guys seem to have achieved something on here. That's intriguing!

Actually, no lady no matter how old she's become will go this far. It's actually not 100% doable. I've found out that the older a lady is still single, the less effort she puts in getting a man. Get a sample and look deep, you'll see what I mean.

quivah:
you first prostrate 21 times to my parents before you can carry me.
@emboldened, amicable09!!!

Hahahaha.
I can't believe I got mentioned here

But quivah isn't 21 times too small?
He does more than that when he's doing early morning press-up. Let's make it 50 times.


Wait o! What's happening on this thread first?

wroskian:
I believe this is your way of reminding me that our contract expires 31-12-2016, 11:59PM

Lolz.
No ooo
It's my way of saying the contract is renewable