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Happy birthday Ksstroud!
December baby!

May this new age bring more beards to your face dear
May the money in your account be multiplied by hundreds of thousands this new year!
May your girlfriend turn into your wife
And may the cry of Ksstroud junior be heard in this chatroom soonest!

Happy 29th birthday man!
Have a blast!

BurningBlade:
LOL. Yes, you know quite alright but I'm not an ex con, one can't be convicted when there's no evidence to indict the person.

I never went to prison and I surely am not in jail. Just the clothes I wore yesterday is in jail.

How are you?

Good to hear from you again.

Stop changing your clothes though
All you need is a good bath at River Jordan and you'll be forever cleansed!

I'm very well BTW, thanks.
Just that I have a full plate now.

How are you today?

TheBatman:
this feels like a click bait to me...
catchy headlines to attract people...
catchy intro to increase the suspense...
then when it was time for the crescendo I felt bad, not because the topic itself was bad, but I felt betrayed.

lemme even re-read it again

Lol.
I'm sorry you feel that way.

It's the power of a compelling story to pass a message. I won't call it a click bait at all, it's an invitation to see my side of a rape account.

BurningBlade:
Seek ye first the lust that love you Let it open thine eyes for thee to behold The love-lust poet, who love thy presence Because it unfurl such magnificence... Like the Garden of Eden.
I'm sure you know who I am now, right?

Lolz. All these romance guys
Put a signature will you? I bet I know you! You must be an ex-convict.
Prison break? Did you bribe the jailer? How did you find your way here?

BurningBlade:
Amicable09. Good morning.

Good morning BurningBlade
Lovely moniker you've got. Sounds like Burning bush to me, would have suggested that your real name is Moses

First time meeting on here right?

NinjaX:
Good ...

It's with the greatest sympathy I implore that you tell his ordeal to God in prayers.

You sef aren't tired of the drama. It's okay! Have some regard for your family and the families of others on here, you don't know who is who.

We can bite ourselves online but dragging others into the muddle is not called for! So guy, fashi this abuse of English words and use your data for more important things. Nobody dey win medal for e-fights.

So, let's enjoy life on and off here.
Cheers!

tolusan:
Hello JLanders. Its been many months. Compliments of the season to you all; especially my old time e buddies. Amicable09, wroskian, proudolodo, ksstroud,abmimbex... I've forgotten monikers o.

I am here again.
Una good evening.
Do I need to do introduction again?

Lost but found!

Adeaks colleague is here!
My long lost friend is here! I've missed you SAN
I'm so happy to see a mention from you after a decade of silence.

This December is good!
Welcome back Tolu. Please make yourself comfortable

karleone:
Amicable, how far with our deal? I dropped you a message on the other platform. Kindly revert.

I remember the deal Karl. I'll reply ASAP.

karleone:
The rate at which the JV section has turned to NPower meeting point is unbecoming. It reminds me of the NYSC section where you'll always see "Delta Corpers let's meet here" and the likes
Oga Davide470, is the NPower program now a youth corps program?

Mmmh. I think there's little or nothing anyone can do to stop these threads from increasing. It's the season.

davide470:
She is in charge of drafting "Regret Mails", and highly competent.

Work on your negative attitude and be duly advised.

Hahahaha.

David I swear if I catch you, I'll pour hot water on you!

You guys should work on your manner of approach. Be guided!

Jazmiynne:
Na u go tell is how to introduce ourselves ni
Infact that's clear evidence of insubordination and traits of disrespect for superior authority!

In fact, this interview is over. We are sorry to inform you that we would no longer be considering your candidacy for this role. We encourage you to work on your negative traits and continue to progress in your career.
We sincerely wish you the best.


Signed
HR Dept

Lolz.

Babe, how many regret mails have you received in this life You really drafted this one well

Like an experienced somebody

Jazmiynne:
Lolz see this bae!

So we want to do an example and it wii na be u dt wld be d interviewer abiii... U want to comman fall my hand in front of igwenmadu. Kolewerk! Shey u hear me? Kolewerk!

Even if the guy (who by the way no even acknowledge my long epistle making me wonder if he really needed what he asked for or he shaa wanted to comment ) has finished his own interview, some other person might benefit....

Oya faya down!

Welcome Amy, I am Jaz and with me is Davide470.
May we meet you?

Lolz. Na my own hands you wan come fall abi?
You even made it a panel interview
Please let your colleague introduce himself first

With me here is my CV.
*Hands it over*
Everything written about me is great!

Oh my!
Just what I love to read Beautifully written!

Jazmiynne:
Congratulations!

Do you know the name of the company? Or at least what kind of business they are involved in? If you do, I think it would pay greatly for you to read up and understand the basics of what they do, their history as a firm, vision & mission, and (if any), possible setbacks they have had in recent times.

Then, I'm sure you know yourself....
But a practiced session rehearsal might help to organise your thoughts in description of self and preparation of answers to questions such as:

Tell us about yourself...
Where you should not of cos start telling them abt how many people you have dated or how many mouths depend on your getting the job
Talk abt your goals, aspirations, dreams and personality in connection to the job. Yes you may be a very good talker and make friends easily, but what has that got to do with your getting an accounting job? So basically you are to sell yourself with cognisance to areas you perceive u can be useful in the firm (based on your knowledge of what they do)

Your strengths, weaknesses..... Still following above formula

Challenging situation u have met along your career and how u handled them..

Ur short term and long term goals

The basics of your coursework (whatever degree you graduated with)

A smile.... Professional as it may be, yet warm

All the confidence you have in your guts.... not excess.... Just healthy confidence

Of cos neat dressing (I usually prefer a suit or jacket)

And pls abeg u.... Don't stay there and start gisting loudly with fellow applicants (it gets very irritating when people just start being over familiar and laughing so loudly and informally at an interview).
That doesn't mean you should not exchange contacts or talk with them o... Its all part of networking, just sha be professional abt it.

Owk....

So that's wharraithink
Just stay online u wld get loads of advice soon

Cc: amicable09

Is the interview over or does the fellow still need more input?

But Jaz, you should have done one example for practicality sake.

Now let's do a small example
******************************

Hi, Please introduce yourself
(Over to you Jaz)

Interesting piece.
The environment where a child is raised truly shapes the child.

Tolet is doing a great job.
I'll use their service when I'm ready to settle down

Bekeey:
U wud't understand bro

Lol.
At all. My understanding has failed me this time.

Bekeey:
Behold the Inviter reply after the invitee sent him a warning message and the invitee second reply---
INVITER :
thanks if transerv disk didnot employ you that does not mean is a fraud.thst coy has record of engrs employed thru pss ltd b4 GOD whom u call.u re entitled for other openimgs.
INVITEE:
Why do u post me to nonentity and useless coy while u knew they cannot employ me. Now u invited me to come and give u money again for another posting. I am no more interested Idiot.
Thieves ( ndi Ori, Ole, Kparawu )

But, what kind of company is this one? Don't they have work? How is it that they have enough time for all these useless banters? I'm sure they replied again after you sent them this reply.

And you sef, why did you pay money to some people to get you job? Na so you get money reach? How much did they collect from you?

See, things aren't done that way. If you must pay for any promised job, let it be after you've collected your letter of employment, the contract is signed and sealed, and you have a copy! That's still not all, then you receive an alert after month end. From your salary you can then pay whatever percentage you agreed upon from the beginning that you'll pay.

Don't pay another person any kobo when you never see work eye.

Bekeey:
INVITER MESSAGE:

engr job openings pls come 4 ur post letter to coy on 8th Dec. 11am. dress well come wit cv to proceed to Coy.tnx PSS LTD. Okota


INVITEE MESSAGE:


Pls enough of this fraud and useless message. As u fraud reach, u cannot recognize those u have defrauded their had earn money in the name of come 4 ur post letter to coy. what happened to the TRANSDISC u posted me to since February this year and u are inviting me for another post. Is only God that will George u all. Dont worry ur cups will soon full one day. Every day is a thief and one day is d owner. Criminals. One day u all will vomit every thing

Lolz.
This your reply na ogbonge o

Everyday is a thief indeed
One day is the owner

I love the movie with all that's within me!

I hope someday the movie of my life will inspire others like Gardner's life story.

wroskian:

One thing is clear: You didn't join a bad gang, the bad and jealous gangs all over have willingly relocated to your place

Lol.
Baba wicked!

BellaLuce:
amicable09 hello, Have you seen my mail?

Yes, I replied already.
Check your email.

uboma:
lolz.
Amic has backed out and hoping to find true love on 01.01.2017.
All the best to you.
@ Jaz, for denying what you and I had earlier discussed, I am also backing out...
I will spread my search tentacles elsewhere....

To your tent oh Israel!

Congratulations YGF1!

Can you edit and remove all those adverts from your first post? It made the testimony to lose weight.

The testimony is a testimony on its own and should stand alone. You can copy and paste those Vacancies below.

Congrats once again and may the wherewithal needed to raise the new born be released to your family in a greater measure.

Amen.

uboma:
lol.
You are mean!
Jaz don't take her threat seriously....

Lolz.
You are already whispering things to Jaz abi? Telling her once she gets the gig in Abj you'll start cheating ehn kwa?

Bhet why?
Why can't I ever have a loyal e-boo
Who is doing this to me?
Who is using my heart as konkon to beat drum in a coven?

I need to put an end to all this!
From now henceforth!, I shall only fall in love once a year. Too many love this year no epp anybody.

The first guy to wish me happy new year here next year specially will be my man for the year!

P.S: It had better not be that find find trouble guy!
Terms and Conditions Apply

uboma:
lolz

@ Amic, please kind to Jaz.
what goes around do eventually come around....
@ Jaz, do not worry. You are always welcome anytime. Amic is unnecessarily been jealous.

Lolz.
I am far too kind and you know it
I'm a changed person now. See the numerous solutions I have proffered, only me!

I am not jealous at all, she is
See how she carefully selected names of men outside Abuja and only put yours (the Abuja resident that is taken!)

Let her be kind na...
Jazmiynne be kind!
What goes around.... You know the rest