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gloriousangel7:
you guys are jokes,you guys are hating and spoiling her
post because of a minor typing error,i know she wont
be happy with me if not i would have blast u jobless
guys,besides i just saw it now and she even replied
you politely,thank God its not me maybe they would
have banned all of us by now,i have helped her to
modify the post,i guess she was in a rush and that was
why she made a mistake in her typing,any one can
make typing error mostly when you are in a hurry.
am really enjoying this nairaland of a site,my cousin
glorious angel 7 left her ipad with me before traveling
and she forgot to sign out of the site although she has
been calling me to sign out here so that she can sign
in over there but am beging her to allow me have fun
with it till she comes back.i am liking this blog

Wait a second!
Is your head correct?
Like do you think you are talking to a 5 year old
Abeg carry your lie pack go one side make I see road read news this morning!

I don't have time for this at all. Your cousin can travel to kirikiri for all I care! Wetin come consign me?

Enjoy Nairaland with a borrowed account as I like to believe lies when I know the truth. I hope you've told your cousin to buy you chocolates tata?

I will sound it clear again that 'many are mad but few are roaming' .

Just find where you belong and do the needful.
One last thing, do away with this account. Create a new one. Search for my moniker and follow me! Maybe we can be friends.
Just maybe.

sayittome:
please where is the office of ups

It's in Gbagada.

LastMumu:
Don't try me.

Lolz.
I will mortar your head. Don't try me!

LastMumu:
Mechie onu biko!

Lol.
Enyia, taa gbafuo!

LastMumu:
You guys should give the dude a break, he probably did not understand the phrase "Shoot me a PM" judging from the amount of time he has ever spent on Nairaland - less than 3 hours.

Lol.
Another first class material spotted! - 200 yards
You have gone to check how long the dude has spent on NL already!

Twale!!!

As for me and my gf, we gave the dude a break already. We are on recess drinking water.

kaboninc:
Meet me in the ozer room.. .
My in laws are there.. ...

Ayam coming over...

kaboninc:
You're staring at one here

Oh! For real? Let's get down to business right away!
How much is your groom price?

Jazmiynne:
Lolz hahahahahahaaa

Someborry pls help provide Amy and I with bulletproof helmets o

#RunsOffToDrinkBleach

Hahahahahahahahhaha

Come back here Jaz! Bleach is now expensive abeg . Our white clothes cannot die because of lack of bleach to soak am

Let's drink water instead
Na the same thing. All na liquid

#RunsOffToDrinkWater

mployer:
He is a lecturer helping his student back baby while she writes exam.

I like your sense of humor

A male lecturer in Nigeria will do this for his student writing exam huh? Give me the man's name abeg let me go and marry him!

Jazmiynne:
Amicable09 do you remember the last person that did this on this thread?
Lolz hahahahahahaaa this got me laughing so hard!

Contact you? Why

ElDeeVee was quite plain with the instruction na - if you meet the requirements, SHOOT HIM A PM... Not drop your own contact details and demand to be contacted.

These first class pipu gan-an.... Lolz

Hahahahahahahahahaha
I'm laughing so hard here

LDV plix contact him
He met ALL the requirements... lol.
Wetin person no go see Jaz! How this first class dey do person sef? E be like say na blood tonic o... Lol, if you no get am go drink bleach

I've said it before and will say it again, those who have first class know how to carry it well. Those others telling 'us' should do so with supporting documents attached as proof

If not we won't contact them

BellaLuce:
amicable09 Yes. I have seen it and replied. Thank you.

Alright then, I'll get back to you on it later today.

BellaLuce:
Hello amicable09, it's no bother please and yes, its quite personal. Is there a way we can exchange contacts for WhatsApp? Good Morning!

Good morning.
I replied your email. Have you seen it?

FemmyPRAISE:
Pls does anyone get ds invite or weda dey are real company

Dear Applicant


Sequel to your application for the post of Office Administrator, I am pleased to inform you that we are interested in meeting with you so we can discuss your application further.


Please see the details below:

             Date: Saturday 3rd December 2016

             Time: 1pm

              Venue: Charterbridge Limited, Ralex House, Plot 8 Block C, Metal Box Road, Off Acme Road, Ogba, Ikeja, Lagos (the company                     shares the same building with Union Bank Plc)

              Contact Number: 07053792654


Kindly come with a printed copy of this mail, a copy of your recent CV, one passport photograph and photocopy of your credentials.


Please acknowledge the receipt of this mail and state your availability for the interview.


Thank you.


Regards

Folasade AdebawoPls does anyone get this invite or weda its real??

Mmmh... They are real.
The position of an office administrator...
What's your qualification please?
SSCE, OND/HND or BSc?

tollyB:
good evening guys.... Happy new month to you all.... Missed u guys.... Everyone of you..... A great December to us all... Who is driving to experience? Amicable n I won't mind joining the ride....

Hurray!!!! Look who we have here!
Welcome back Tolly bae bae You have been sorely missed! About the experience, I'll be driving dear. Details coming soon.
Happy new month and it's a pleasure to have you here again

joseph1832:
Perhaps Toke should ask Dare and his wife how they've stayed together this long?

Cc: amicable09

Lol.
*scratches head*
Dare is a sweet guy.
Maje is a guy

joseph1832:
LOL. Toke is not the only beautiful woman in Nigeria, Toke is not the only married woman in Nigeria and Toke's isn't the only woman who 'married' Maje

Oh my happiness isn't bordered on people I don't communicate with, or people who don't know I exist. She can close her can of worms because nobody likes worm food.

Indeed I'll rejoice, I'll rejoice, I'll sing and shout Allelujah, the day you let my tongue tease your freshly cut garden lawn, where it'll locate your flower easily, and lick all its weeping tears with so much joy.

Yes, the moment I've been waiting for is indeed here, and here is where I want to stay, and lay for all eternity.

Tufiakwa!!!!
Your sins fantasies shall find you out!

*disappears*

joseph1832:
By all means... agree lemme take you through my cul-de-sac of unending adult musing...

The only support I can give her is to cum inside her, that's something her ex hubby never gave her, if I'm not mistaken. LMFAO.

Oh men. Like I said earlier, she's not the only one who lost her parents at 8, heck, many girls out there don't even know their parents. Some grew up in orphanage, some were... I don't wanna say it.

So why is Toke different? Cos she's an OAP or what? Puhlease!. She should rest her case and let her matter die a natural death.

Lolz.
I know you like her cos she's beautiful
I understand your beef cos she married Maje
I am fully aware you aren't happy with her and that's why she just opened the can of worms so she can be free again then you can go in

Rejoice Joe!
Rejoice!
The moment you've been waiting for is here

Smile!

joseph1832:
Oh you very well know the only thing I wanna put in your mouth is my tongue.

I will tie you up one of these days.
But come to think of it, I'm the one prolonging this issue. All the ladies you've made advances at online have all agreed and then you let them be . I should just agree so we get over this chapter once and for all!

She's not the only one who's been through a lot, neither is she the only one who went through a failed marriage.

I've not read her book, I doubt I will, but heck, writing about her failed marriage is like asking for sympathy from ghosts.

I agree. Others have been to hell and back. She's on her journey to returning as well. Let's be a support system for her.

Read the book if you can. Maybe then you'll have an iota of sympathy for her and that will mean one less ghost understands

For a child of 8 to lose both parents in a fire accident at home is tough. Nigeria didn't help matters. She should have been taken to rehab early. But it's fine. She's fine. Or rather, she's becoming fine.

joseph1832:
Ah so you admit there is many nonsense in Toke's book?.

Lol.
Big Joe trying to put words in someborri's mouth.

She's been through a lot. I feel her pain.

kaboninc:
Just now now, you've gotten the book?
Hmmmmmm

Yea, got it yesterday. Read it till 2 am. Will continue today. It's interesting.

kaboninc:
Lool.. ...

I missed you? Hmmmm

After blasting me.. ....hmmm

I should be the one forgiving......lol.

Anyway, good morning Amy, Queen Bae!

I can see you slept well.. ...that's what you get for being the Queen.

I didn't sleep well.....was thinking about you.. .but maybe I'll sleep this afternoon.....

Happy New Month dear and I wish you all you wish for me.

You've made my month in short! and that's even before it starts.
Thanks for making me smile.

The only thing I regret when I lose my cool online is that others reading don't seem to understand my reaction and so they judge me wrongly.

But you know I'm a sweetheart na... Lol. Even though my head dey touch sometimes . I'm sorry about my response the last time.

Please sleep well this afternoon.
December's got to be good
Enjoy!

Dahveydson:

Just for forgiveness? Ah ahn
Be merciful

I will consider after the ritual is performed
Happy new month Dave. Good morning.

wroskian:
Hmmm...this life sha!!! Choi, so she has been visiting

If I don't visit, who will?

kaboninc:
Kinda sounds dry.....

Hahahaha.
Shebi wroskian and my many other judges will not see this now!
If I talk, they will prescribe drugs for me.

Dog go dey sleep, nyanga go go wake am.
*************

Anyway, I know you miss me
This is your way of trying to get my attention. It's alright. I forgave you already.

Good morning Kaboninc
Hope you slept well?
I woke up well as you can see. I'm happy today

Happy new month!

OP calm down!
You don't need your capslock on to discourage people from buying a book.

I'm currently reading the book and so far I'll say I've enjoyed her narrative. I'm on the fourth chapter and it's not as bad as you make it sound.

Let's encourage our own. What she's written down is a process to her healing and it's not for kids. When Juanita Brynum's marriage crashed, she wrote a book about it which I've also read. Writing is therapeutic. Many others have done same too. Let Toke be!

As you read, you sieve. Out of every nonsense, there is sense.

LastMumu:
The only reason I was wishing I could hear Amicable on the radio or Tv is so that I can quickly change the station. Her voice is just terrible. I have heard her sing once, and till today I still suffer bad dreams as a result of the shrieking I heard that day.

Lol. Ogbeni what are you saying?
Who your die die radio epp?
You never still throway that thing I saw at your place since the last time I was there! Even that TV you used in Uni is still in that your house. Should I tell the world how you kept turning the antenna outside for us to watch common Galaxy TV until I left!?

Upgrade Mr. man!
Get a good TV and sound system then tune in to wazobia TV, I'll pay

Dahveydson:
Abeg o

I use all my ancestors and LastMumu ancestors beg you

I'll be needing your number again, pulueaase Send me a message on whatsapp

Thank you for your anticipated forgiveness

Lie lie o!
I cannor forgive.

Only if you promise to offer me aki na ukwa in a red bowl, aki Hausa in a calabash and one gourd of Palm wine freshly tapped!

Then and only then will I request for your ancestor's pictures

Jazmiynne:
LastMumu needless to say, what more can possibly be said Please do the needful

I laugh in my mother tongue

LastMumu:
.Wow, I wish I can hear you sing on the radio or TV.

Wetin dey hungry you no dey market

Jazmiynne:
Hehhehehehhhehehehehhehehe you need to act fast.... 2016 is ending..... 5 years go just jam you here with no prewedding pix sef to show for it

Cc: amicable09

Lol.
*singing in Sinach's voice*
Matchmaker!
Date keeper!
Wedding photographer!
Converting PMs to vow exchange....
Jazmiynne, that is who you are!

one more time, instrumentals alone

Alright, someborri should send me that Altar PM

invinzible1:
what are your plans

I'll show you pictures next year
But it won't be too much, just food...