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kapable75:
Person wey dey come here steady. she come check her friend.

Steady? Lol

Not steady but you have dragged me here on two occasions or more. So yea, today I come check your blood pressure

I see you are fine.

edbor:
amicable09 what are you doing here?

Lol. I have a handful of you guys on my list

So I see all your chats and gossips.
I read all your fears and jokes, that's how I saw the postings this morning and decided to congratulate those of you who have checked.

Congratulations again.
Once in a while sha, you people following me will just be enjoying senior jokes , I will soon pursue you people to a networkless zone

edbor:
my people them

Lolz. See your teeth
Rivers don begin shark you abi?

No worry, your PPA dey load
Welcome to Port Harcourt dear, I hope you get posted there cos I know where you dey eye

Congrats.

WilsonMayowa:
pls can you share me the gal contact i was just posted to taraba too tks

Ah! My guy, you wan go famz my babe behind me abi? Lol

Why don't we do it this way, tell me what you'll like to have her contact for and if it's not sth I can help with, I'll ask her first to see if she'll permit me to grant your request.

kapable75:
Amicable dear, sorry i did not tell you officially . was planning to mail you but all the same. thank you very much for the words of encouragement. how are you doing na? how has work been?

Lol. No problem at all
I'm not ignorant of your emotional state of mind at this time.

You're welcome all the same.
Everything's good.

When is camp opening for orientation?

enwerion:
Bros, you are not alone.

Congratulations enwerion
Zamfara it is, ba? All the best! I wish you well.
You'll enjoy plenty wildlife watching I envy you. Go and enjoy! Add value too.

kapable75:
**Lemme pretend as if is my most prefered**
yaaaaay!! make una join me celebrate o. na taraba o

Lol. Congratulations

You'll love it there! I have a friend serving there currently, she always says lovely things about Taraba State. She's enjoying every bit of her service year.

It will be the same for you

idu1:
Economics a very course with high unemployment rate.


It make me to hate the course.

Lolz, you just made me laugh

It's a lucrative course o if you study it well.
Don't hate the course.

Yes, Yes, Yes Babacele my Sunday is going great I'll soon catch a nap
Hope yours is taking a fine shape too? Happy Lord's day.

alien1:
thank you ma'am
you made my day.
Am @ work presently, meet the head engineer of hurlag technologies this afternoon talked to him about recruiting me for the upcoming project as an HSE officer...he requested i drop my Cv tomorrow morning.
Next in line is .... HR
the project...some say its 3, some say its 4 others say its 5years. Anyone here in sagamu axis...dust your Cv and get ready to hit the ground running soon...would hint you when the time is ripe!

Nah, there's nothing to thank me for. It's a road I've once passed through so I understand.

You're making good progress and I know soonest you'll be where you want to be.

Your beginning, starting as a guard is akin to telling a female graduate to start as a cleaner in a firm... a near impossibility, not worthy of consideration, I tell you but it's what you willfully chose to do.

Guy, I've got maximum respect for you.
My heart goes up to God for you also. He'll do for you what only he himself can do.

Babacele:
ooooh phobia...ooook. but u can touch hair?

Not wet hair

Happy Sunday Uncle Cele, my phobias no be here, don't mind me.

alien1:
@ amicable09...this all happened less than a month working as a guard..am so grateful to God. I want to start the job first before i testify on how i got the job here on NL. If you dont get out there you would never discover what you are capable of achieving.

Indeed!
Every success recorded is everlasting and all the Glory goes to God.

We'll be here to rejoice with you come 2017 as God keeps us.
All the best!

alien1:
in all honesty i am still one of the halogen guards @ pabod and in fact i got a bigger and better job offer with an engineering firm based in lagos via the md whose firm is one of the contractors of the expansion of pabod brewery plant project i would have even resumed now but they have less than a month to round up here, so i am to resume @ their next project site come feb 2017.
Yes i submitted my Cv here already @ the HR department the same week i resumed work here but am not counting on it...dont wanna put all my eggs in one basket

This is great news and I'm happy for you

At least after all the suffer head there is joy now.
Be diligent with this little until Feb 2017.
All the best in your career!
Cheers

How far alien1?
Are you still a security guard with Halogen?
Have you been able to submit your CV or gotten a contact inside?

It's my first time seeing this kind of zeal honestly. I pray you get what you are earnestly looking for soonest.

Interesting article. I enjoyed reading it I wish I can go out at 3 in the morning here in Nigeria though.
Thanks OP for sharing.

Babacele:
yes, you can. it is a different shade of love.

Oh oh! You won't understand.

I can't touch anything that has furs or feathers ... it's that bad!

Babacele:
when you own chickens and one of the chicks become sick, refuses to eat and looks thin u go understand. do you want to cure people with mental or psychiatric problems ehn, take them to an animal so that can work with animals. The empathy they create with therefrom usually makes tem calm, sober and human once again. Ask any farmer if they feel alright whenever any of their animals aint alright? Then you would understand the herdsman mentality.

Mmmh. Now it's becoming clearer I can't love this job

I was too quick to fall in love. I hereby fall out of love .

LastMumu:
It is coming as a surprise to you because obviously you don't know _shit about animal husbandry. For someone like me who spent his early years rearing goats and mice, feeding animals with feeding bottle isn't new to me.

Lolz. Of course you reared rats . Why then do you complain to me about the rats in your house?

I will no longer listen to your complaint again!

Lero15:
LOL. When

Lol. Gerrarahere man!

nysot:
@ amicable09, thanks for your request madam,I don't cover the areas stated.

Regards

Oh! That's alright.

Thanks too.

kaboninc:
Finally moving.....hope with all them crushes oh.. ..hostel beds in their rooms. 6 per room. Hehehehe

Lol. We are moving o
I need to see at least three houses next week for investigation before taking a decision.

LastMumu:
like seriously?

You share the same planet with them, the same air, you eat their meat, heck at times you humans even wear their skins on your body.

Yea, I know about all these but none relates to them using something as personal and sensitive as a feeding bottle! I don't know if it's because I'm female and I've fed babies but this feeding of a pig with a precious bottle that has soft teeth designed for new born babies, now given to animals make me cringe.

It's really somehow.

nysot:

Hi nysot, do you also cover Gbagada, Ifako, Charly boy and maybe Bariga axis?

I need accommodation around Gbagada especially. A 3 bedroom apartment will do.
Thanks.

Flight07:
It's any feeding bottle, and we call the artificial milk 'milk replacer'. Pigs who develop breast problems would have their piglets removed and bottle-fed.

Oh no!
I can't bear to think of this feeding bottle part!

Makes me uncomfortable
Why should human beings share anything with animals

Wow! Babacele, you just made me fall in love with animal farming esp this piggery of a thing.

So they bottle feed animals?
Is it with the regular feeding bottles of they have the ones designed specially for animals?

Danfuster:
Amicable09, ferdyboss, Uboma... Any help?!

The invite appears real by my assessment. Why did the fellow use their email address to run a search on them rather than their company name?

Well, I believe you/he applied for the role, go for it. Prepare for the interview and go get the job.

Success wishes.

uboma:
Good evening Amic.

I had a good week, thanks.

So you haf denied me by telling Lero15 that I am one of your colleagues, ehn Kwa!

hmm!

Please I will love to hear your story about bicycles

the task has been delegated already so don't bother.

Relocating to the luxury estate this weekend sef.

Ah! Where do I start from
You're moving into the luxury estate without me? Bhet why? Did I do or say anything wrong? Don't hold it against me Ubims, we can talk things over. You don't even need to spend so much as to move just yet, I never said I would not be able to receive a few slaps on my left and right cheeks for you . I'm more than willing to receive blows sef!

Ubims, believe me when I say if push comes to shove, I'll live in the barracks. I am the daughter of a military man, why then shall I shy away from the barracks that rocked my little frame when I was but a child

You are not a colleague to me at all! You are my Ubims , Ubims for Uboma , that is who you are! Nobody can play my role in the commissioning of the estate. Permit me to be the one to cut the ribbon , I will come with my own scissors. A scissors that was passed down to me from generations before! . It holds special treasures that will be unlocked as I open the house by myself

I will ride a bicycle to Asokoro
That's OUR new estate's location right?

Ferdyboss:
. Wrong at emboldened

I'm not far from the truth

we963852:
Well i'm not the poster boy for "gentleman"

Hahahaha. That's funny

Are you the poster boy for "Drummer Boy"?

we963852:
finally!! Ure lucky as i was about dusting my gloves

Lol. Would you have boxed me?

we963852:
Hmm how young then??

Lets just say i'm trying not to hit caps-lock on my keyboard to reply the growing nuisance on here. Its alarming how some Nigerians think!!

Please don't o

Ferdyboss:
Lol....That somebori took you to the fake Mars. I'm the only one who has the power to approve Visas to Mars.

Lol... Really
I hear you can be easily influenced. A good pot of beans served can make you approve anything including Visas


Something tells me that's what happened in this case