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freshestguy:
saluting the queen of the house

Queen with no crown and castle!

have been very busy, preparing for Exams

Oh! I see. That's a good one. Hope the exams went well? We'll drink to its success

hmmmmmm, In this Buhari Regime, okay oh. If you can follow me to the other room, I will show you, what I got for you.

I'm a special kind of follower . I got you on this one

from where

From 'away'.

Good morning. It's great to see you again.

kaboninc:
Ah dey find job ohh

Crunch your crushes naaaa

Lol. Be nice

kaboninc:
Lol. E no dey pay again na.. ..

I need a job oh..biko

You've been dashing evribori here jobs especially those crunches abi crushes. ....

Lol. E- money dey pay na! Have you forgotten that song?

Na bitcoins I wan begin share now.
Oh! I love everything crunchy

Ferdyboss:
Hello Freshestguy.....what's your former moniker?

Amicable09, why did u run away? You know what I mean.

Lol. You speak in parables Ferdy

Bhet, I understand parables
You people pursued me!

freshestguy:
I hail oh honourable house, CC Amicable 09, Last Mumu, Baba Cele, Ferdyboss, Jasmine, David 470

We hail you too!
Where have you been
What did you bring for us?

Welcome back Freshie

Hahahaha.

This Nairaland sha!
Abeg who is that person that first made this statement, "many are mad but few are roaming"?

I just want to give credit to the fellow for such deep truth

That's all.

SirDavico:
I've gone for hearing aids test. It didn't work.

I'm good at written English but not as good in Oral English.

Also, I'm not strong in Math

Oh! Okay.
In that case go for what you love and are good at.

Develop your Oral English communication skills because it won't be nice after you've become an accomplished novelist, people start to doubt that you wrote a novel by yourself upon hearing you speak.

All the best as you switch to English Department.

wroskian:

One bottle of chilled something for you my sister, some people are unrepentantly insensitive to the plight of others.

SirDavico, it is quite pathetic that our education system has failed to make provisions for students like you unlike what is obtainable in other climes.

My advice: Don't quit, I believe your passion for Computer Science made you opt for it in the first place; so, let determination meet that passion.

Since you are suffering from partial hearing loss, get a tape recorder to record the lectures for you to listen later and always ensure you get a seat directly in front of the lecturer whenever you have a class. Also, like someone earlier suggested, approach your HOD and explain your situation to him/her, something might just be done to assist you. CHEERS!!!

100,000 likes to you for this sound advice you have offered. A tape recorder will do him tremendous good!

On another note, you and I should consider going into the educational sector together in the future

Back to the matter, OP I don't think English and Literature will be as easy as you think. Lecturers will still do some talking while giving lectures and you will need to hear them.

Have you tried using hearing aids?
I think calculative courses should be easier for you than English. Except of course you have a flair for English and Literature already.

Emmerdotter:
VACANCY!!!
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Location:ASABA, DELTA
A reputable transport company needs TICKETERS for immediate employment. Interested applicants MUST be resident within ASABA, DELTA state. Good oral and written communication skills is IMPORTANT. Kindly submit CVs with the subject ASABA TICKETER to emmerdotterrecruitment@gmail.com before 30th November, 2016

Why in this world did you post this advert here!?
Sometimes I wonder how people behave. This is totally rude and disrespectful! A young man created a thread because he needs advice. He even pleaded for MATURE advice (no insults) I bet he knows your kind are on the loose that's why he had to say that.

Please, creating a thread is free.
Create yours and spam it with adverts rather than post irrelevancies when someone needs help.

No hard feelings.

kaboninc:
Amicable09, oya now I need a job like yesterday! Bitcoin no dey pay again ohhh.. .

Lol. Wait first
I need to get my hands on some bitcoins too before we port together

Glaxxs:
I get it now

You're an amazing teacher tank u

Thanks for the endorsement

Did I pass?

A+ You learnt faster than I expected. Congratulations!

Glaxxs:
.

Lol. You got it!
You've been able to quote me bit by bit.

You input the bracket yourself. And take particular note of the shape of the bracket and use that type. Bracket open, type quote and close. Make sure it is before the text you want to respond to. Then close it by using the bracket open, a forward slash and quote before the bracket closes.

Not to worry, I'm a patient teacher. I like to see my student happy after catching what I teach them .

Practical: Remember the bracket I'm using now is the wrong type, therefore it won't work but I have to use it for illustration purpose.

(quote) Ada likes to play with her brothers, Eric and Evans. (/quote)

Have you seen what I just did? Once the bracket is right, the command will work automatically

Glaxxs:
Finding it difficult to quote post bit by bit.
Can you tutor me

Oh sure, I can and I'm willing to.
Oya smile .

To quote a post bit by bit, is done in the same way you italicize or embolden a text.

For instance, if I want to make this post of yours to come out in two parts, I'll do this;

Finding it difficult to quote post bit by bit.

Can you tutor me?

Now look critically at what I've done and tell me what you notice.

Note: You'll notice it when you click the reply button. You'll see the quote I typed manually and inserted square brackets. Take a look!

Lero15:
Loool lol.
Perfect photocopy machine

Hahahaha.

How can?
Has anyone ever used this line of response before on this forum?
Please give credit to me for being creative and innovative and spontaneous all at the same time

Bawoni baba Abims?

Fkforyou:
amicable09

Wow! It's another week already
How time flies!

I'll be here to update tomorrow please. I've committed myself into engaging in an activity today already.

Thanks for the reminder. I appreciate loads

Lero15:
Let's crawl back to love

I can, but I may not... Forgive me

kapable75:
For where? after all what nysc have done to me since the past one year that i should go and cry? where will the tears come from self seeing that ihaf already cry tire.

Lol. Pele

kapable75:
Just tell me that you are scared of giving me first timer gift but don't worry, i'll come with enough drinks and food for my new family . About the PG thingy, i think my moniker have done justice to it already

Lol. For your mind old papa

It will be a pleasure to eat and drink with you before dismissing you .

When you come of age, we'll perform the rites of passage. We'll duly inform you of all the things you'll need.

But step 1: Visit the section every now and then. Observe how things are done. Don't be quick to comment. Learn from the wisest of wise. You'll know them when you see them. This is the incubation period as I choose to call it.

Step 2 coming up after PPA has been assigned.
Cheers!

kapable75:
Ahaaa!! the codes are becoming too much this days thats why. just like today ba, i also want to cry but i just pushed the thought of crying to the back of my head.

Yea, I know.

But you are a man and men don't cry right?
My guy cry joor! Lock your room, cry for 10 minutes, you'll feel better

Don't suppress the emotion. After the cry, you'll be an encouragement to others because of the inner confidence it will give you.

Take this advice and thank me after your service year.

edbor:
hahaha. .

I'll see if my leg long reach that one, it will really help in this recession

Lol. Don't break your leg!

Make sure you enjoy every bit of your service to the State. It's only for a year. No be today recession start. Eat plenty of fish and swim like a duck

Enjoy and don't forget to stay in touch!

Sleekyshuga:
LMFAO
I don shout sotey my neighbor ask me, 'C, hope person no die?'
This people don use their reggae scatter my blues..
Chai! Chai!! Chai!!!
**back to arranging my box**

Lolz. Pack your box fast! I will personally arrange for the truck that will take you on this journey
We the good people of Pitakwa, hereby send you forth to ugu Hausa
Bye bye

kapable75:
GM Kwa? biko kowaciate.

You are not familiar with these codes?
That's how ours was pasted on the board for us to see.

GM stands for Gombe State

edbor:
senior aunty, i enjoy your posts. .your analysis are always on point, shey you will be my December crush

Lol.
It is not today small small shildren began crushing on senior Aunty them


If your PPA is in an oyel company, I'll consider your proposal

edbor:
hehe, you will just be reading somebody posts

Lol. I couldn't help it. It was too obvious, even to the blind
Enjoy!

WilsonMayowa:
because i was just posted to taraba, so wud like to get information about the travelling cost weather etc

She travelled from 9th mile, Nsukka. The cost will be different if you're taking a different route.

About the weather, I'll ask her about it and see if the contact part is cool with her.

Cheers!

kapable75:
You really know wetin i dey like
my ears eyes are iching already. i can't wait

Lol. There's no story joor other than I saw GM and I sulked for hours ... lol. Then I went home and cried

kapable75:
You came at the right time oo!! the pressure did not destroy your barometer ba

Nah! It fit not

kapable75:
it has not gotten to that na. no worry!! after all these i go carry my caya for head like gala storm JV section.

Lol.
Small boys and girls are not allowed in!

Our section is rated!
PG 25
Parental guidance is adviced

Sleekyshuga:
Please, what's the state like ?
**stares into space**

Hahahaha. You know say your own I go laugh you until my belle burst

Come! which space are you staring into? Hausa girl! Alhaja!!! Ina kwana? Lol

kapable75:
**Smiles** Precisely on thursday.

Oh, cool! Godspeed as you set out .
Would you like to hear my NYSC posting story?