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we963852:
My definition of new is registering, i've been a guest since 2007 ish

Erm... while I can't say same for me, I think I'm new because, I don't feel old

Don't mind me. Now that you're registered, what is your contribution to the community?

we963852:
Seen. I'm relatively new to nairaland thus i barely login or check my mentions

Oh! It's okay...
We were all at some point new ourselves.

I still like to think I'm new here too

Heatup47:
Guys please i need some advice here

A fellow with the following academic qualifications, what kind of job openings and career path do you advice.

Degree: B.Tech
course : Information Management Technology
grade: 2.2

Take the path that interests you the most.

Ferdyboss:
Who took you Mars? I know I didn't. Maybe you went to Venus Vernice

Lol. Well, not you. I couldn't wait for you forever. When all my pleas to have you take me with you fell on deaf ears, I had an over willing someborri who took me with him there . It was an interesting visit


I am currently chilling in Venus sha
In case you need to see pictures of this beautiful city, let me know

Ferdyboss:
Amicable09, who told you we are short in Mars

Lol Ferdy, don't forget I've been to Mars a few times

How is the weather over there?
I'm ripe for another visit, hopefully I should visit in a fortnight

Be prepared to receive me.

Congratulations Babeh!
I'm glad your perseverance has produced great results! There's more to come.


Learn all you can and Can all you learn!
See you at the top that's not crowded.

Cheers!

Fohlah:
Y not give it a trial, don't just judge like that.
And what if they are not the GNLD people.

We Nigerians needs to inculcate the habit of taking risk .....
Decide for yourself my brother!!

My sister this is GNLD, In all its glory shame!

There's nothing like inculcating the habit of taking risk. Risk taking cannot be a habit. We should be more attuned to following our instincts instead.

Dude perceives it's fake, that's why he brought his invite public.

penitential:
Female Thomas.

Thomaline

Fkforyou:
That's not fair.... . Anyway it's worth the wait.

Thanks, I'm glad you feel it is

Lero15:
How many guys for your head. Only you?!!

They are all my colleagues. You know them na! I have introduced most of them to you.


Remember?

Fkforyou:
We the Silent Readers Association do here by fine you with the sum of $20,000 for breach of contract.

You left your own thread that is lacking of update to come and peep into someone else's thread.

Oya no vex....please we need update.

Hahahaha. You don follow me reach here

I saw 'story' and that piqued my interest. Not to worry, mine will be updated next week. Like a soap, it is aired weekly

Enjoy frequent updates from here.

uboma:
Good evening Amic.

I laughed out loud just reading your comment.
Can you ride a bicycle?

So you won't live in my barrack because of noise,
I will notify you when I am able to move into an Estate (I hope you will still be free by then); D

I hope you had a good day.

Good evening too Ubims . Yes, I had a good day, thanks. I hope you did too.

You see that emboldened there ehn! You don't want to hear the answer . I love bicycles but bicycles don't love me back sadly.

Anyway, the grand move into a high and lofty estate will not take ages right? I sincerely hope it doesn't take forever to move in , and if peradventure I'm not free, I'll gladly delegate that task so I'll be ably represented

I was going to contribute but I see the thread has gone beyond the topic at hand to a battle field


Eku fighting!

jokhen10:
why na......nn u re most welcomed here......
still got lots of romantic confessions concerning my self to mk here.....

Ehen!?

Is that so?
Did you say personal?
Okay, but this Oyibo people own no gel for us here in Naija. I like practical stuff.

Let's hear your own confession

elmisti:
lma0

Lolz.
Abeg o! All those big grins are yours, not mine

Mmmh.....
I was not here!

Lol. This thread is just funny

OP, here's what I could deduce from your post. Correct me if I'm wrong...

* You're a dispatch rider
* You're so good at riding bikes that you now feel it's time you began riding for yourself (Being your own boss).

But, what is scientific about an okada Is it the repair? Are the parts of the bike from China? Did you use parts from Japan instead?

I'm sorry but whatever it is, resign if you have resorted to using foul language at your place of work. Better to resign than have them fire you. Or you could request for leave so as to clear your head for a few days, it may be stress.

Whatever you do next, stay out of trouble.

Lero15:
Amicable09 I'm seeing seeing seeing

See frown lines all over your forehead!
Smile! Lero, smile

Ehen, what do you see

uboma:
My heart is telling me to believe you since the other guys do not want to reply your post.

Mind you, my Beetle tears the clothes of its passengers. the seats are worn and the springs are so obvious. my Beetle must be pushed first before it starts, are you strong enough to push my Beetle when there is no one to epp? did I also inform you the windows are stuck and do not wind down. so be prepared to sweat a lot when inside
My Beetle after every 50 metres must stop to catch some fresh air, it overheats like fire. We can even boil water to make eba during its overheating sessions.

And point of correction, I don't stay in an estate. too expensive for muah. I live in a 1 room face me, I slap you apartment. it is like a barrack, here it is survival of the fittest.; D

so tell me, are you still willing to move in with muah?

Your heart is so right!
None will reply because they are standing very well and have nothing with me like that

But this your beetle! I am not sure I can deal o. What's all those issues for? Who did you offend? Why are they following you? Please go and appease them first. Then buy two bicycles after selling that car. We'll be better off.

Again you don't live in an estate! I don't like noise. How will I live in a barracks with you? Oh no, no, no! Please goan make money I don't want to receive slaps before you return in the evening

When you move into a new neighborhood, call me for inspection
Good morning Ubims, I trust you're enjoying. Enjoy some more!

ElDeeVee:
smh

Lol.

So typical!
Never seen another who shakes his head more than you at me

I promise to look into the stuff. Gimme a little time. You go need to drop sth first sef!

uboma:
Hi Amic,

It has been a while we chatted.
I hope you are good.
Sorry for replying late to this.
No one has taken your place o (I hope Lero15 doesn't see this).
You are still the only mosquito that shows me love and pain at night,
With the current economic reality in our country, you will have to wait for a very long time for your motor. You better kotinu to mount "Okada" or better join me in my rickety Volks Wagen Beetle so that we can paint this thread the colour red,
but wait a minute, so only you have all these guys tripping for you kwa!
I no do again o.

Ubims you cannot do me like that! No, you cannot tell me so. All those guys are from Jaz, and they are all standing on both feet, none tripping

It is only you I want to follow upandan ... after Lero and Ferdy and wroski and Dave and LM and Adonye and others , only you .

I understand this recession has got teeth and is biting hard. I've decided to settle for the Beetle. In fact, I've always loved Beetles since I was a child. Now that I'm grown, it is still beetle that rocks! Bring it, we'll go miles together with it. Strong and reliable beetle over all else

Tell me, when should I move into your estate

ElDeeVee:
Hey, how far with that stuff na

Hi, you've got to forgive me. We need a third party true true, I have not been able to walk around.

Details coming up at the other end please.

karleone:
Someone is sounding scared of having series of crushes

Don't worry, I'll help you fix them

Lol. Not really scared sha but I will be glad if you can help with the fixing

Hope you're doing great Engr. Karl?

Lol.
Manny, on Wednesdays I'm always very serious but it seems like you have other plans for my Wednesday morning


Do you agree with this article?
Especially the 1-6 drink rule of thumb

Udochee:
i jus dey laff since morning. 11th hour month crush. Amy the crusher abi na crushee.
wonderful Wednesday guys.do have a great day ahead

Lol. Don't mind me Udo, some days are like that

I hope no one takes my plenty crushing here and there personal , it's not sth that moves beyond this space.

Just me having fun when I want to
Hope you're doing great?
Have a wonderful Wednesday too!

we963852, Hi

I'm sorry I couldn't update yesterday as I promised, I tried severally to log in using another device but couldn't and I was in a mood to play yesterday, so I was unable to bring myself to concentrating with an update using my phone.

I'm sorry.
I hope things turn out differently today.
Watch out for it

Happy Wednesday!

MrRitchie:
You better retrieve your sister from him.. Bro Taiwo has joined bad gang, he's now a yoruba demon

Lol. I'll do just that!

AlexCk:
Lol, U are "lying on me" naaa

Good morning and have a beautiful day!

alexistaiwo:
Don't know ooooooooooooo.
I might find someone better. You never can tell

Ah!
Ogbeni I can tell oooo!

What is your plan?
You want to finish my sister and find someone better? Na so you dey do your own?

Brother Taiwo change your ways!
Leave her now or you'll forever stay with her!
Which kind osho free you wan do? Not acceptable ejo

AlexCk:

See blackmail o, E-blackmail, choi, God is watching u oo, lol

Lol. Four missed calls now
I no go pick!