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Every body eats rice noodles drink sugar but not every body listins t the music

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School: A place where Papa
pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract
that keeps you poor all
your life so that you can die
Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u
up to give you
sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement
in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her
masters.
Divorce: Future tense of
Marriage.
Lecture: An art of
transferring information
from the
notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students
without passing through "the
minds of
either"
Conference: The confusion
of one man multiplied
by the number present.
Compromise : The art of
dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody believes
he got the biggest
piece.
Dictionary : A place where
success comes before
work.
Conference Room : A place
where Amshi and everybody talks,
nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later
on.
Father: A banker provided
by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different
from the rest....except
that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early
when you are late and
late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes
your hand before
elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills
your ills by pills, and
kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people
praise, but do not
read.
Smile : A curve that can set
a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you
can relax after your
strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some
married men ever get to
open their mouth.
Etc .: A sign to make others
believe that you know
more than you actually do.
Committee:Individuals who
can do nothing
individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be
done together.
Experience: The name men
give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to
end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who
torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when
dead.
Cigarette: A pinch of
tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end and a fool on
the other.

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Kunuri

Arsenal have agreed a
new kit deal with Puma
worth in excess of £30m-
a-year with the five year
deal worth a total of
£170m making it the most
lucrative in Premier
League history, according
to the Mirror.
Our current kit deal with
Nike is due to expire in
2014 and the report claims
they have decided against
triggering an exclusive
renegotiation clause
allowing us to speak with
other manufacturers.
Reports have been rife in
recent months about who
the next kit maker would be
with Adidas and Warrior
both touted, but it seems
Puma have won the race and
will become our new kit
manufacturer in 2015
ending a 20-year
association with Nike.
The deal is worth more than
Liverpool’s new £25m-a-
year contract with Warrior
and dwarfs the current
Nike deal, that is worth
just £55m over seven
years. However, the Mirror
claim we’re still bound to a
confidentiality agreement
and the new deal won’t be
officially announced for
some time.
The new deal will be a
further boost to manager
Arsene Wenger and
additional funds could be
made available for
transfers as we continue to
make strong strides in our
off the field commercial
activity, with this new deal
following on from the
£150m five-year shirt
sponsorship deal with the
Emirates that was
announced last November.
What do you make of the
new kit deal? Are you happy
with Puma? Get involved in
the comments section
below.

Nigerian football fans at
the FIFA Confederations
Cup in Brazil will likely not
have difficulty negotiating
for sex during the
tournament as the host
county's prostitutes have
started English lessons in
order to serve clients
better.
The Super Eagles feature in
the competition as African
champions, playing in Group
B alongside Spain, Uruguay
and Tahiti.
Nigeria are the only
English-speaking nation in
the tournament, raising
suspicion that the sex pros
are actually waiting warmly
to welcome the West
Africans next month.
According to AFP, Belo
Horizonte, venue of
Nigeria's first match
against Tahiti, has 80,000
sex workers who are
counting on brisk business
as authorities predict
40,000 tourists will be in
town during the tournament.
An estimated 140,000
tourists are expected to
follow for the 2014 World
Cup.
With that in mind, the
Association of Prostitutes
has been offering free
English classes to its
members at a local mall
since March.
"We teach basic
expressions but also have
demonstrations with erotic
paraphernalia so they can
learn the names, how to use
them and propose them,"
said Igor Fuchs, a volunteer
who also teaches Spanish
and French.
So far, 300 prostitutes
have signed up.
"Tourists are going to flock
here and those who come
from abroad like to spend,"
said 26-year-old Vitoria, as
she waited for work at one
of many sex motels on busy
Guaicurus Street.
On average, she sees 20
customers a day in her tiny
room, with 15-minute
sessions costing between $
10 and $25.
But not all are sold on the
need to speak English - or
any other foreign language
for that matter.
"I know basic words such as
'good morning' and
'condom'," said 31-year-old
Juliana across the street.
"For the rest, I get by with
gestures. All men are the
same. They come for the
same thing. No need for
words."
Belo Horizonte is not the
only Brazilian city taking
steps to beef up its sex
industry offerings ahead of
the World Cup, which will
be followed by the 2016
Summer Olympics.

He has failed Jamb with dis result

Haba am getting ready to head their for nairaland news n maiduguri

Maybe he did it 4 eye service sake

If its in 9ja there relatives will still be fighting over who gets the largest share of inheritance. And forget about them

A teacher from Primary School asks her
students to write a essay about what they
would like to be. At the end of the day
while marking the essays, she read one
that made her very emotional. Her husband, that had just walked in saw
her crying and asked her:- What
happened? She answered:- Read this. It's one of my
students essays Oh God, tonight I ask you something very
special: Make me into a television. I want
to take its place. Live like the TV in my
house. Have my own special place, And
have my family around ME. To be taken
seriously when I talk I want to be the centre of attention and be heard without
interruptions or questions. I want to
receive the same special care that the TV
receives when it is not working. Have the
company of my dad when he arrives home
from work, even when he is tired. And I want my mom to want me when she is
sad and upset, instead of ignoring me And
I want my brothers to fight to be with me.
I want to feel that family just leaves
everything aside, every now and then, just
to spend some time with me. And last but not least make it that I can make them all
happy and entertain them. Lord I don't ask
you for muchI just want to live like every
TV. At that moment the husband said:- 'My
God, poor kid. What horrible parents! Said Amshi She looked up at him and said:- 'That essay
belongs to our son!!

for nairaland news Aminho from maiduguri

Talking from xperiance

Tales by moonlight

Hmm

Still wants to be relevant like obasanjo

No its suicide

Then GEj should tell us who he is flying with in his Nig Air force fleet cus only patience and baby elephant will be allowed in meaning no more rides 4 labaran maku and reauben abbati

becus he doesnt have the shoes to go there and his plane is not allowed to carry his friends and aides only mama patience and baby elephant {gej junior] thats his family

Welcome to Nigeria

QUICK FACTS
NAME: Umaru Musa
Yar'Adua
OCCUPATION: World
Leader
BIRTH DATE: c. 1951
DEATH DATE: May 05,
2010
EDUCATION: Ahmadu
Bello University
PLACE OF BIRTH:
Katsina, Nigeria
PLACE OF DEATH:
Nigeria
BEST KNOWN FOR
Umaru Musa Yar'Adua was
the 13th president of
Nigeria for 3 years before
his death in 2010.

If they can make it u can make it and jasse jags garrba abaga fuelling the Gen

sexy glow: Beautiful bride nice costume

You said it all mallam elenu

Hmmmmm

for nairaland news Aminho is currntly at his recidence in new gra maiduguri close to Government house

All of them now