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EducationRe: Covenant University Aspirants Thread -2016/2017 Session by amokeme(f): 8:22am On Nov 02, 2015
feran15:
Sure.. why not.. but to start stealing pics from IG is stressful
lol.. that shouldn't be a problem... so should I open?
EducationRe: Covenant University Aspirants Thread -2016/2017 Session by amokeme(f): 12:21am On Nov 02, 2015
DatguyTim:
That same matrix morning some parents wanted to beat a porter at peter hall for locking guys inside
hehehe are you kidding?! These parents tho.


Feran15 or DangotePikin, don't you think we need a thread about the matric? Something like "beautiful picture of matriculants at the just concluded matriculation ceremony in covenant university"
What do you think? I have some beautiful pictures to help or should I create the thread then ull support which one?
FamilyRe: Belief in Traditional Marriage Is Not Homophobia by amokeme(f): 11:39pm On Oct 30, 2015
smiley
FamilyRe: Man Explains Why He Is No Longer Footing Step-daughter's Wedding by amokeme(f): 11:38pm On Oct 30, 2015
A really smart one from the step dad.
The real dad can't just come and reap where he did not sow..
He should sow since he wants to reap..
EducationRe: Covenant University Aspirants Thread -2016/2017 Session by amokeme(f): 10:03pm On Oct 30, 2015
feran15:
lol yh.. a man strangled a woman because of seat
heheheh another one happened in my presence in front of Esther hall.. involving two families, this one was because of table cheesy mehn, this parents have no chill at all
EducationRe: Covenant University Aspirants Thread -2016/2017 Session by amokeme(f): 8:25pm On Oct 30, 2015
feran15:
sooo.. lets do this.. i have decided to skip all the story of last years thread, but aspirants can also check the thread for information.

https://www.nairaland.com/2037660/covenant-university-2015-2016-session

cc: fynestboi, amokeme gbola5 ayobamee911 hakeem4
did you hear the gist of what happened in Chapel today?
RomanceRe: What Will You Do? (question For The Guys ) by amokeme(op): 2:54am On Oct 28, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Well I can do that. smiley[/color]
sure?..
RomanceRe: What Will You Do? (question For The Guys ) by amokeme(op): 12:20am On Oct 28, 2015
darkskingoddess:
I'm not a guy but I saw this on Twitter... probably my worst nightmare. embarassed
Menstruating sucks as it is, and a lack of compassion from a boyfriend would make such a situation 10x worse.
MEN, if your girl is on her period, massage her, buy her candy and female products, and don't nag. I promise it will pay off after her cycle is over... lol wink wink
candyhuh
RomanceRe: What Will You Do? (question For The Guys ) by amokeme(op): 11:44pm On Oct 27, 2015
Beesluv:
Lick it, after all some guys eat it in food tongue
huh
RomanceRe: What Will You Do? (question For The Guys ) by amokeme(op): 11:43pm On Oct 27, 2015
Beesluv:
Hmmm, ladies are trying. Losing blood for some days isn't easy. Some get moody during their period and they did not knowingly stain the sheet. So no need to add pepper to their injury.

I'l let her wake up, then show her peacefully
cheesy cheesy cheesy really funny..
RomanceWhat Will You Do? (question For The Guys ) by amokeme(op):
Now, this guy is the real deal cool

CelebritiesRe: Comedy Skit: Not All Girls You Pick Up On The Road Are ‘normal’ by amokeme(f): 12:48am On Oct 25, 2015
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Bad market!
Lmao
Christianity EtcRe: "And Now I Can Shout Halleluya" by amokeme(op): 1:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
Jeromejnr:
Hbday! And God bless.

I am sure you go to C.U. after seeing a particular word in your post.
smileywhat word?

EgusiSoup:
How does I sent this pot of Egusi Soup cook with dried fish and cow leg to you now? sad
Happy Birthday to my only sweet meat pie on Nairaland. kiss
you did not send it yesterday o, it's today you want to send it. See his head, ,

KingEbukasBlog:
Happy Birthday Iron Lady .... Stay Blessed smiley
lol.. Thank you
Christianity EtcRe: "And Now I Can Shout Halleluya" by amokeme(op): 1:04pm On Oct 24, 2015
feran15:
I forgot to ask, where are we turning up?
Lol.. you asked late.. We turned up in melting moments cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: "And Now I Can Shout Halleluya" by amokeme(op): 2:32pm On Oct 23, 2015
TheRealAdonye:
Happy Birthday, Amokeme.


May God grant you all your heart desires.

Have fun.
TheRealAdonye:
Happy Birthday, Amokeme.
May God grant you all your heart desires.
Have fun.
Thank you so much
Christianity Etc"And Now I Can Shout Halleluya" by amokeme(op): 12:48am On Oct 23, 2015
Am so happy...

EducationRe: Helpful Tips For Newly Admitted Students by amokeme(f): 3:54pm On Oct 13, 2015
Nice smiley
Also move with the right clique.. It really helps
EducationRe: 17 FACT ABOUT Nigerian Universities. by amokeme(f): 8:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
Lol @your number 8
Are you for real? cheesy shuttle drivers ke
CultureRe: Artificial Rain Making: How Is It Done? by amokeme(f): 7:57pm On Oct 10, 2015
musicwriter:
All I can say is I remember when I was young about 12 growing up in the village, and there was this feared traditionalist who was reputed to hold or release the rain.

There came a particular year, getting into March of that year there was no single rain. The land and forests were dried up and farmers were crying for rain. The villagers decided to meet. I think the meeting was whether it was worth it seeing the rainmaker, since some people no longer believed him, due to culture depletion. I think I was hearing something like "he wasn't as competent as his late father" or something like that. I heard he used to be believed so much in the past and due to unbelieve and lack of care by the villagers he fell out of love with them, and seized the rain for that year.

Well, long story short, after a meeting the villagers contributed foodstuffs and little money, then met the man and begged him to release the rain. Everybody was waiting for the rain. That night there was a lot of thunder and signs of rain, but no real rain. Two days later the rain fall and it was a heavy rain, it was such a heavy rain that one little boy from the negbouring village was swept by the torrents and was never seen alive again. The older men and women and extreme traditionalists went back to the man to tell him it was enough. I do not forget things, so what I'm narrating here seems it happened yesterday.

This's just one of those things science can't explain. Could our forefathers been practising advanced science?.
pseudo science
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Do On Social Media That Shows They Are Ugly by amokeme(f): 5:58pm On Oct 09, 2015
What's your own definition of ugly BTW?
BusinessRe: 5 Young Nigerians Below 30 Who Against All Odds Excel In Their Business (Photos) by amokeme(f): 11:46am On Oct 07, 2015
AishyWemsy:
Most of them are from rich families first of all. Though it doesn't stop youth from lower class to try and break records. Still requires zeal, connection and solid capital
I just knew someone was going to write this. How sure are you? Do you know their backgrounds??
EMTEEswag:
I don't really understand "against all odds" here , what odds exactly? These are kids from elite families that have it all money education, connections .... Just name it... It's a good thing they are excelling and doing something for themselves, but with or without their establishments they are still far up there.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Have You Been Surviving Without A Job? by amokeme(f): 2:09pm On Oct 04, 2015
benedima1990:
Am ashamed to say this but my mother is just the best.
mothers are awesome smiley
EducationRe: My 2015 Admission Testimony - Share Here by amokeme(f): 12:32am On Sep 30, 2015
FriedPlantain:
What is wrong with my moniker? undecided
Please help me praise the Lord, I just got admitted into school this year after fruitless years of searching.
praise God o cheesy
EducationRe: My 2015 Admission Testimony - Share Here by amokeme(f): 10:04pm On Sep 29, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Since 2007, I have been writing and failing WAEC, against all odds, I was able to pass it two years ago. Last year, I attempted JAMB and failed it, scoring as low as 25 / 400 in total. By then (as at last year), my younger brother Kabiru had already completed his 4 years at Uniport and was seriously prepping for service. Feeling highly determined and motivate, I sat for JAMB again this year and scored 17 marks in total. But byb the grace of Almighty God, I was still granted admission into a good school in this country.

I'm currently at 'ChopNdie Vulvanizer group of schools', where I would be spending the next two years learning about vulcanizing. cool

i was actually feeling sorry for you initially, untill i checked the Monikar cheesy
EducationRe: My 2015 Admission Testimony - Share Here by amokeme(f): 9:35pm On Sep 29, 2015
Feran15 oya,tell your people to come and testify wink
Cc Dangotepikin
RomanceRe: I Am Tired Of Nairaland by amokeme(f): 1:44am On Sep 28, 2015
EgusiSoup:
sad

Where does I go from here sad

Amokeme
Come to mama grin
EducationRe: See This Hillarious Poster Posted At Awo Hall OAU by amokeme(f): 5:01pm On Sep 20, 2015
They won't hear now o.. When it falls now, they ll be shouting "the sch management is this and that"
RomanceRe: What Has Love Taught You? by amokeme(f): 1:21am On Sep 20, 2015
It has taught me to be selfless and that for someone to love me the way I want, I have to love myself first smiley
EducationRe: A Story Bout What Women Want... by amokeme(f): 12:59am On Sep 20, 2015
smileyoh well....,
Nice story
RomanceRe: Fact About Ladies Who Expect Nothing In Return From Guys That Give Them Money by amokeme(f): 6:56pm On Sep 19, 2015
Its just really unfortunate... And sad.
But that's the word we find ourselves..
Ladies buckle up! We can survive without asking for financial assistance from guys ("just friends" or boyfriend) all join. Except you have really reasonable FRIENDS.. And it shouldn't be a one way thing all the time.
FamilyRe: Friends by amokeme(f): 4:26am On Sep 19, 2015
speak2femz:
May God forgive you
cheesy Amen

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