₦airaland Forum

Obilomatic:
1.8M sir

Why e b say some Nigerians no just get sense.
1.8 for a Nigerian used motor? How much is then the toks.

luxy44:
That car is clean. It is not expensive. The owner took care of her.

You must be the owner!!!!!

Ogbunigwe2018:
Look at the mpg
How can a 1.8L use 23L per 100km
That’s crazy

U mean say e dey chop fuel abi

scoundrel:
I sleep during the daytime in a pool of my sweat. When the environment is too hot I stay outside under shade or take a quick shower. The dry season is affecting NEPA too since they take and bring light every thirty or forty minute interval. To sit and watch a movie to take my mind away is futile because continuous electricity is never guaranteed.

U no dey go work? Abi u no get work?

dukeo:
I have a fully working vernee t3 pro with a cracked screen, not every part of it works.. It can
be fixed though if you want it..

3gb ram and 16gb rom
4G and 4000mah battery
.
Make me an offer

Is the phone still available? What'sapp me on 08038130918

Westmorland:
Bros you have to do better than that.
Did you also change the front grill to 2004?,
the headlights to 2004?,
the backlights to 2004 also?

And even change front bumper also to 2004.
So ur taste is 2003/04.
Wow!!

masseratti:
stop displaying ignorance on internet, many women he married? Yes he married 4 to 5 women. 2 stayed in his house.. And he has lots of children all graduates and all doing well and I can authoritatively tell you that Victor olaiya is not worth less than 4 billion naira with his few assets am aware of.. So stop saying what you don't know because internet is forever.

Now to worshiping artist in regions. Are you aware Fela played under Victor olaiya? Same as Bobby Benson, same as Orlando Owoh, sunny okosun, same as sir Shina Peter's? Ace by shina Peter's was even shot in his stadium hotel, I can't even count the others, do you know how many governors that throng stadium hotel every Saturday nights just to hang out codedly and listen to highlife? They grew up with it.

You want bàbà to sing anthem for Amotekun... Lolz I can't laugh, if only you knew how close Fayemi himself was close to the man.

People who appreciate his style of music are long gone, they are our grand fathers or great grand fathers.

Like I said don't say what you don't know as a fact on the internet.

Even the late daughter (moji olaiya) worth $1.3 million, and some indomie children said he was poor

LadySwitz:
I didn't pick any sense in your write up... Read carefully what you've just posted.

You have to read carefully what he posted.why would u pick any sense in his write up when you're busy knacking/drilling/smashing/nailing that sweet pink pvssy that came to do valantine IT at ur crib. Smh.
Atleast learn how to multi-task

I'm not convince this your car is 2005.pls show us the dashboard. moreover, the picture of your car and the actual picture of the one on auction site is not the same (different bumber, rim, front light etc)
Prove me wrong, cos I think I'm interested

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kurupt007:
On this Convid-19 thing, there are two things involved; it's either that thing is a laboratory error or it was intentionally scientifically generated, if it's the first one then the journey is still far, but if it's the second, then there are two things involved; it's either the powers that be want to depopulate the entire globe (Thanos Style) acording to the New World Order or some Pharmaceutical company want to cash big when they release the vacinne to cure it which I strongly believe they already have. Either way, wahala dey!

You have sense but don't tell anyone o! Let them still thinks you're corrupt

Bro, pls sell this stuff 45k for me na? I've been begging u since last week even after coming to see it.
I'll still have to patch up the casing

mimimile93:
may Allah punish you for indecent dressing.

How is her dressing your business? That's how you people would be pokenosing on wetin no concern u, before we go know wetin dey happen you go don turn am to violence (truly a religion of peace). Na ur type dey give Islam bad name

45?

Ladylite:
Dem Don hack you

How?

So I decided to hanged out with a female friend last weekend(Sunday)after been avoiding her for long . Although she'd been expecting a relationship proposal from me, but for some reasons (her been too inquisitive and some unpleasant attitude) I decided not to venture into such adventure.
To my surprise this morning (at about 10am), I found out that her pictures she took with me was actually sent to my first 5 what'sapp recent chat without any app.
Pls my people how's that possible? Without a schedule app.

Dayodragon:
I hope herdsmen don't read about this cos it's an awareness to their cow to graze next

Them n Sabi read

mrZENographer:
Fire prayer
It did occassionally happen to me when I was a kid and dreamt very bad dreams. It's witchcraft attack.

And I know other people it happened to.

Watch The Lord's Chosen tV Live


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYHA3kexyJk

You and your so called pastor and mopos are idiot and will not know peace. Imagine how they lessen my 4 tires and even cut off the verves just because I parked somewhere close to their auditorium(not even on the road)without obstructing any vehicle or gate o. I had to cough out 5k I didn't planed on spending so as to call in a vulcanizer, pulled out the whole 4 tires, bought valves, etc.
Infact e no go better for ur stupid umuoka the scammer. Dirty pigs chosen mopo's that can't feed themselves.

CicyNkpa:
Swap with mi note 8 pro 6gb/128gb

How much u go sell ur note 8 pro?

TobsAutos:
That’s what it is bro..u can come for inspection to see it and other necessary documents if interested

2000 keh? Big daddy for 2000?its obvious d dude knows nothing about this car hence he's been giving pictures to post on nairaland to sell. Bros abeg go dey sell your otapiapia wey u dey specialized in, and leave car matters for the owner.

ItzEminence:
Let's see what they will play...

Pls bro, that you corum wristwatch, how can I get it? Can you link me up with the seller?
My number is 08038130918.

We4all:
No, you're not wrong. But I have one question for you, and I need you to answer genuinely: If the tables were turned, and he asked the same of you, what would you make of it?

By the way, did you ask him to fill a form because you don't trust him to pay you back? Or were you concerned about his motive for requesting a loan from you? Either way, what he does with the money shouldn't be your problem as long as he can afford to pay you back.

Guy, life can be brutal, and no one knows what will happen in the next minute. So if I were you, I'd rather have my friend owe me one than the other way round. Just my two cents.

Oga stop saying rubbish!! You're just stupidly getting me pisssed off. I'm very sure you are that stupid and foolish friend that wants to borrow money so as to pay a girl school fees. One question for you,.. How long would this borrowed for school fees last? Are u still gonna borrow for her 200l,300l,400l,projects, feeding allowances and also for miscellaneous also?
And what would be your reaction if she finally dumps you which is certain (by the time she starts making friends, tasting young and perfect dicks, and getting exposed to campus life).
I pity your papa wey born you. U just no get sense.
Coconut head.
Gerrrrrrrrout joor

Lalasticlala, oya front page

And so, Oxford dictionary had smiled on us for consistently using these words evenn though we knew it was wrong. Oya gramanazi and Co, ur attention is needed o.
These words are :
agric, adj. & n.
barbing salon, n.
buka, n.
bukateria, n.
chop,
chop-chop, n
danfo, n.
to eat money, in eat, v.
ember months, n.
flag-off, n.
to flag off in flag, v.
gist, n.
gist, v.
guber, adj.
Kannywood, n.
K-leg, n.
mama put, n.
next tomorrow, n. & adv.
non-indigene, adj. & n.
okada, n.
to put to bed, in put, v.
qualitative, adj.
to rub minds (together) in rub, v./
sef, adv.
send-forth, n.
severally, adv.
tokunbo, adj.
zone, v.
zoning, n.

https://m.guardian.ng/news/oxford-dictionary-adds-okada-danfo-mama-put-26-other-nigerian-words-expressions/

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Bought brand new,.
Thought it was the fault of my TV. Later discovered it wasn't tcon board issue after been bought.
9k

lebron7:
Don't mind the o.p ohh
Avoid infinix, Tecno and itel

How about xiomi redmi note 8 pro(6gb/128gb) like the phone I'm using at the moment?

Tylerbreeze:
sorry ..my number is 07013756804

Your ID card nko?

Tylerbreeze:
Good morning my fellow nairalanders, pls my name is Ifeanyi ,am a student of Anambra state University, pls I really need your help ...I'm about to resume school now, but no money to pay my school fees , my school fees is 140,000 ...pls you people should help me ... I have been able to raise 50,000 remaining 90,000 pls ,and I'm an orphan ...pls help I don't have anybody
My acct no. Is 6320524838
Fidelity bank
God bless you

Na bomb dey ur head. U no even say make u put phone number and ur school ID card so ur helper fit contact u to ask further question, na acct number straight u just put. Iffa slap u ehn? U go follow Qassem Soleimani go heaven