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Education / Re: Unic Vilos Teacher Flogs 2-Year-Old Pupil Who Could Not Recite English Alphabet by Amsty: 2:43pm On Feb 11, 2022
This is not funny at all. I will advise you tell her to withdraw her child from the school.

However, for your undergraduate school assignments, Msc and PhD research work, pls contact me on 08067611879. You'd be glad you did.
Business / Re: Dangote Refinery Will Boost Growth Of Downstream Sector In 2022 - CPPE, Others by Amsty: 1:40pm On Jan 13, 2022
Pls how can I create posts on NairaLand? Help pls.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If Your Status Changed From Applicant To Beneficiary You Have Been Selected by Amsty: 11:32am On Jan 06, 2022
Kaybae:
I never see October oooo,

Which bank are you using?
TV/Movies / Re: Titi Kuti: 6 Reasons Nigerian Women Love Ade Tiger In “King Of Boys” by Amsty: 2:13pm On Sep 15, 2021
Seriously, Titi Kuti really kills his role. He was the correct character for Ade Tiger. He nails it. Kudos to you Titi Kuti.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Trick To Download Your N-power PPA Letter by Amsty: 9:47am On Aug 31, 2021
It worked. Thanks so much.

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Romance / Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Amsty: 5:34pm On Jul 07, 2021
Did you say you only need mature responses?
Were you matured when you were doing it?

If dem born you well, abort that child.
You had better leave the pregnancy and carry your cross.

Onishekushe omode ara e.
Business / Necessary Tips For Importation Business. by Amsty: 1:21pm On May 10, 2019
Necessary tips for importation business.

Can someone in the house please share the nitty-gritty of importation business? It will be helpful to many of us.
Politics / Re: Dangote, El-Rufai At Dino Melaye's Convocation In ABU Zaria (Photos) by Amsty: 9:44pm On Apr 27, 2019
MediaNGN:
Nigerian senator representing Kogi West Senatorial district, Dino Melaye bag Master Degree in International Relations and Diplomacy from Abu Zaria University.

Business tycoon, Aliko Dangote and Governor of Kaduna, Ahmed El-Rufai were also spotted at the convocation ceremony.

Watch video:

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/04/dangote-el-rufai-spotted-at-dino-melaye.html

He doesn't have dress sense. His glasses spoiled the show.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Hijack Corpse, Demand 1M Ransom In Ahoada, Rivers State by Amsty: 9:36pm On Apr 27, 2019
[quote author=JudasNaCarrot post=77907784]The level of criminality in Rivers State is alarming. You dare not challenge youths for wrongdoing because almost all of them belong to one group of criminal gang (Cult) or another.

The free flow of small arms fire in the Niger Delta brought in by Russians and Chinese illegal oil bunkers have turned Rivers state to Rivers of blood as no single day passes without one heinous crime being committed.

The government in the state have tried many times to mop up these arms by granting amnesty and giving incentive to these groups of boys and girls, yet no solution in sight.

This is an indication of a failed family values and upbringing. So many youths in Rivers state are born out of wedlock and have little or no home training.


You're correct. Failed family values is the bane of our societal crisis.
Politics / Re: Benue Election Result: Atiku Reacts To Ortom’s Victory by Amsty: 11:08pm On Mar 24, 2019
Hezzyluv:
Atiku on his Twitter page wrote: “The people of Benue State have not only made their choice, but most importantly, they have made the right choice.


Just like the way people of Nigeria made the right choice by voting for u. But Mr. saint BUHARI ringed his way back.


Guy, no be "ringed" na "rigged". Always be painstaking in ur spellings.

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Politics / Re: Osun Rerun: Adeleke Deceiving Muslims – MURIC Issues Warning by Amsty: 4:48pm On Sep 26, 2018
This MURIC is sick. I need to knw wat u pple stand for. Why do u find pleasure in stirring up rampage? Why are u pple so "senseless in irrellivant matter?"(perfect description). Must u pple always talk?
Anyways, I ain't refering to muslim brothers but MURIC. Pls grow up.
Politics / Re: Saraki: Cabal Ruling Us, Not Buhari by Amsty: 1:33pm On Sep 19, 2018
This is another scammer. He's d greatest looter of dis time. Didn't u mention in ur speech that we shld stop electing leaders based on religion, language, ethnicity etc? Why did u tel Oyo pple to ignore those aspirants that av come and yet to come to Oyo because u belong there? Oga, ur words are antagonizing. U CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY!!!

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Politics / Re: David Mark: I Will Turn Nigeria’s Economy Around In Two Years by Amsty: 1:13pm On Sep 19, 2018
Yes! I believe u Mark. If u could be senate president for 8yrs and all u could do for ur community was to make ur house helipad so as to avoid the use of pitiable road condition to ur village. As ur name implies, jst mark ursef out of d race. Useless dude.
Politics / Re: Breaking! Belgore Declares To Run For Gubernatorial Office In Kwara Under APC. by Amsty: 1:06pm On Sep 18, 2018
This Belgore guy is a joker. He's saraki's instrument. saraki plants him in APC to further divide her(APC) votes. He has done it in the past pass two times. He has never meant business.

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Politics / Re: 2019: "I Won't Fight Selective Corruption" - Saraki Promises Nigerians by Amsty: 1:05pm On Sep 07, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:


https://newtelegraphonline.com/2018/09/i-wont-fight-selective-corruption-saraki/

This bastard too is speaking about corruption..the correct and coincise definition of corruption is saraki.
Politics / Re: 80 Cameroonian Paramilitary Police Officers Invade Cross River Community by Amsty: 6:45pm On Jan 30, 2018
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Amsty: 10:13am On Jan 25, 2018
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chikason68:

I swear! Just made 4k using 200 playing corner markets in chelsea, roma, monaco n madrid live match bet. even as my club chelsea lose, da tin no even pain me. Chai, me don say bye bye to straight win o, na to dey do livebetting sure pass
chikason68:

I swear! Just made 4k using 200 playing corner markets in chelsea, roma, monaco n madrid live match bet. even as my club chelsea lose, da tin no even pain me. Chai, me don say bye bye to straight win o, na to dey do livebetting sure pass
[quote author=chikason68 post=64489150]
I swear! Just made 4k using 200 playing corner markets in chelsea, roma, monaco n madrid live match bet. even as my club chelsea lose, da tin no even pain me. Chai, me don say bye bye to straight win o, na to dey do livebetting sure pass.
Plz what is corner market?
Health / Re: 14 Health Benefits Of Charcoal by Amsty: 9:57am On Dec 20, 2017
funnynation:

BENEFITS_OF_CHARCOAL

Charcoal is one of the most disregarded products at home. We only see the need for it when it is time to set fire for Banku.
However, if you really need first aid, charcoal is something you need to have on you all the time. You might not know this but it is one of the most medicinal products you can have at home due to its poison extraction ability.
In case you never gave it much attention, this is the time to do so. Here are *13* benefits of charcoal you never thought about.

1. *#Preventing_Odour*.
Does your shoe smell bad? Just get some charcoal & put it in them. Do you have any bad smell in your room? Drop some charcoal where you suspect the smell could be coming from. Does your fridge or freezer smell? Put a piece of charcoal in it. Do you have strong body odour? Just make a powder out of charcoal & use.
Charcoal is very good at getting rid of bad smell. Ever wondered why your parents always scooped out the ash from the coal pot to pour in the hen coop or toilet before sweeping? That was to get rid of the odour.

2. *#Keeping_Food_Fresh*.
If you want your vegetables to be fresh all the time, just make a solution out of charcoal & leave your vegetables in them. Thank us later.

3. *#Removing_Toxins_From_Food*.
These days, people complain about the use of fertilizers on plants & vegetables, making them unwholesome & poisonous. If you have charcoal, you don’t need to worry about this. All you need to do is leave the vegetables in a charcoal solution overnight & it’ll take care of the toxins. If you suspect any food contains too many chemicals, just drop them in a charcoal solution for some hours & you’re good to go.

4. *#For_Teeth_Whitening*.
If you want to whiten your teeth, pay no attention to all these adverts on whitening chemicals & technology. Just get yourself some charcoal & grab hold of a plantain stalk. Make a powder out of the charcoal, mash the tip of the plantain stalk, dip it into the charcoal powder & brush your teeth with it for a week.

5. *#Restoring_Soup_That_Went_Bad*.
Did your groundnut soup or palm nut soup go bad? No need to worry about pouring it all away. Just put it back on fire & drop a piece of charcoal in it. This will extract all the bad taste & smell & restore the soup to its fresh state.

6. *#Detoxifying*.
Do you have a hangover out of a drink out with friends the previous night? Just have some charcoal with you & chew on it. To make it more effective, make a nice solution out of it & drink. You’re good to go.

7. *#Neutralizing_Alcohol*.
If you mistakenly did some wild mixing & feel it can knock you out, just add some charcoal to the mixture & your problem is solved. Or if you took in too much alcohol, just drink some charcoal solution & you’re good to go.

8. *#Healing_Wounds*.
Do you have a situation where someone’s wound has become so infected to the state doctors are saying they have to cut the affected area? Don’t stress over it, get a large amount of charcoal powder & pour it on the wound. This will extract all the poison from the wound & also help it heal faster. If you have a cut & you want to treat it fast, just get some powdered charcoal & pour on it.

9. *#Water_Filtration*.
Do you feel your water is contaminated? You don’t need all these products on the market. Charcoal can do better, just drop some amount of it in it. Don’t worry about the colour, it is safe, you can even chew on charcoal. It is far safer than eating chicken from KFC.

10. *#Skin_Cleansing*.
Do you have pimples, acne or any skin disease you really want to get rid of or do you want a very smooth face or skin? All you need is charcoal. Make a thick solution out of it & smear it on your body & leave it on for some hours before taking your bath. It will leave your skin smooth & fresh.

11. *#Stain_Removal*.
Do you have some stubborn stain in your kitchen, washroom or on your tiles? You actually need charcoal to get rid of it. I know you’re imagining how this black stainy product can actually remove stains right? Just try it, it works like magic.

12. *#Getting_rid_of_a_Bloated_Stomach*.
If you ate or drank something & feel bloated, charcoal is the best solution to get rid of the bloating.

13. *#Gets_Rid_of_bad_Cholesterol*.
Making a solution out of it & drinking helps eliminate all the bad cholesterol you have stored in you.

14. *#Ulcer_Treatment*.
Charcoal can treat all ulcers. Just make it a habit to always chew some.

Culled by Mc Funnynation

lalasticlala mynd44 seun please come and move it to FP as it may help some people

Thanks for this great and valuable information. However, I don't understand how to make charcoal solution or what you meant by charcoal solution. Please explain.

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Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Prostitutes Offer Free Sex To Mourners At Thief’s Funeral (Photos) by Amsty: 7:43pm On Aug 03, 2017
The begining of the end.
Education / Re: Solomon Ogunniyi, OAU Lecturer Dies In His Office (pictured) by Amsty: 5:53pm On Nov 06, 2015
chisombenedicta:
May his gentle soul Rest in peace
And may the souls of all the faithful departed tru the mercy of God rest in peace-AMEN

It's quite glaring and obvious dat u r a Catholic member.
Celebrities / Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Amsty: 11:14am On Oct 19, 2015
vivianblog1:
Money has different names !!!
In church its called (offering),
in school its (fee),
in marriage it's called (dowry),
in divorce (alimony),
when u owe someone its (debt ),
when u pay the government (tax),
in court (fines),
civil servant retirees (pension)
boss to workers (salary),
master to subordinates (wages),
when u borrow from bank (loan),
when u offer after a service (tip),
to kidnappers (ransom),
illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is "when a man gives it to his girlfriend what do we call it??Answer __________?

source - https://instagram.com/p/873r2VG4IJ/?taken-by=aycomedian
Responsibility!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Disastrous Banking Job Interview On The 5th Of October 2015 by Amsty: 5:07am On Oct 07, 2015
Valendo:
It baffles me why our graduates like to waste their precious time. Why is it that people don't struggle to set up a business or a system that can give them a lot of money. Listen my brother formal education will give you a cheque while self education will earn you a fortune. Stop wasting your time, not even for a job you can be sacked at any time. There are numerous opportunities out there that can make you rich and certainly its not paid employment. So please my dear brothers and sisters think beyond this contract job. One problem I know majority of our youth face today is this "quick rich" thing. Believe me if you can think very well you will understand that its only a matter of time, you will say thank God you were not given any employment letter because most of the jobs out there are total slavery. I have ideas that can make you rich. Feel free to ask me. All of us can do better than this please. I look forward to a day banks will start begging people to work for them. This is possible if only we could think outside the box.
I really dnt mind if u can make those ideas available for us at jfatunwase@gmail.com. God bless u.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Disastrous Banking Job Interview On The 5th Of October 2015 by Amsty: 5:01am On Oct 07, 2015
Carmal90:

Pls am listening to the advice that can enrich me sir...carmallaide@gmail.com

Mine too is jfatunwase@gmail.com. God bless u as u make ideas available F.O.C.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Disastrous Banking Job Interview On The 5th Of October 2015 by Amsty: 5:00am On Oct 07, 2015
Carmal90:

Pls am listening to the advice that can enrich me sir...carmallaide@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Disastrous Banking Job Interview On The 5th Of October 2015 by Amsty: 4:47am On Oct 07, 2015
Valendo:
It baffles me why our graduates like to waste their precious time. Why is it that people don't struggle to set up a business or a system that can give them a lot of money. Listen my brother formal education will give you a cheque while self education will earn you a fortune. Stop wasting your time, not even for a job you can be sacked at any time. There are numerous opportunities out there that can make you rich and certainly its not paid employment. So please my dear brothers and sisters think beyond this contract job. One problem I know majority of our youth face today is this "quick rich" thing. Believe me if you can think very well you will understand that its only a matter of time, you will say thank God you were not given any employment letter because most of the jobs out there are total slavery. I have ideas that can make you rich. Feel free to ask me. All of us can do better than this please. I look forward to a day banks will start begging people to work for them. This is possible if only we could think outside the box.
Kudos to you the Distinguished. we have like mind. Plz I wouldn't mind if u can share ideas with me. I really need it. my email address is jfatunwase@gmail.com.
Politics / Re: EFCC Sealing Diezani Madueke's Home (Photo) by Amsty: 11:02pm On Oct 02, 2015
Whizzcute:
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC) operatives have ransacked the Abuja home
of a former Minister of Petroleum Resources,
Diezani Alison-Madueke , following her arrest in
London.


Premium Times reports that the agency invaded
the former minister's Asokoro district home a few
hours ago and placed the property under lock and
key - with EFCC 'Restrained' sticker hanging on the
walls of the property.


Deziani was said to have been arrested in London
on Friday, October 2 alongside four others who are
yet to be identified.





http://pulse.ng/local/breaking-news-efcc-seals-deziani-alison-maduekes-abuja-home-id4225082.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=art-breaking-news-efcc-seals-deziani-alison-maduekes-abuja-home-2015-10-02&utm_term=-&utm_content=-
All na lie.

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