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Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:32pm On Aug 28, 2020
charlesazeh:
Pls Benz experts help a bro.. my Gl450 says esp unavailable, abs light, speedtromatic unavailable.. for 3 days now the transmission is not okay.. sometimes it selects sometimes and sometimes stops only on first or second gear
scan ...get a scan...check sensors ,transmission sensors, your ABS is faulty,though your brake would work normal but the abs wouldn't! some folks drive it like that ! it pops up in my screen but what I problematic is the transmission ....did you recently service the transmission...if yes,what ATF did you use ? transmission is a bad one I must say

but the abs and the esp is manageable.... the ABS is for fast and immediate braking while the ESP is basically a traction system that helps the car from skidding and keeps the SUV in tract and stable


the most critical thing here is transmission....did you service it ? other two are basically a sensor issue ! did you fix your brakes ? maybe they have fiddled with the ABS sensors on the wheel ....that's why it's popping up! but it will brake well but the critical is transmission


get a scan

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Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:26pm On Aug 28, 2020
Paganizonda:
greetings everyone.
please I need help with those with experience.
I currently drive a Honda CR-V 2008 but want a car I can be using for traveling & something stronger/powerful. I do travel alot bcus of my bizz.
Am considering a 2005 Mercedes Benz ml500 special edition.
is there anyone that has experience with that car,like reliability & power huh
that SUV fits it but you must get ready for fuel ...it's a V8 engine coming from a CRV background and a front wheel...that SUV Is a workhorse and full 4matic (automatic 4 wheel ) no option !


great engine , I drive an ML 320 shaaa...talking from the experience of SUV ,but it is good ! no short measure! use Mobil 1 or any good synthetic oil,the transmission is star oil

.... and you would be glad you did! also the swag! don't forget it ! ...


it's a great engine! V8 engines are more rugged!
Car TalkRe: I Need Advice Am About To Buy This Car by AmuDimpka: 12:19pm On Aug 28, 2020
fineboynl:
things are costly currently
that is why the car should be cheaper because it was bought when things are cheaper
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Dorothy Bachor I'm Igbo Girl From Agbor by AmuDimpka: 1:51am On Aug 28, 2020
all for the votes
Car TalkRe: I Need Advice Am About To Buy This Car by AmuDimpka: 12:31am On Aug 28, 2020
fineboynl:
don't buy. because you came here for advice. but if you must buy that price is way too much. the interior is not neat so if they seller is not selling below 450k forget it.
450k is too much...is this not avensis ...this an old car
FamilyRe: My Igbo Father Refuses To Tell Me About His Family by AmuDimpka: 2:45pm On Aug 27, 2020
5050go:
I'm not a kid. Im an American so I'm unfamiliar with Nigeria and traveling its parts.

But thank you, I will travel there and get to the bottom of things.
oh. now I see...first thing,look for igbo association....you are Igbo first before Americans

you will get igbo association in USA then they will help you out
Car TalkRe: I Need Advice Am About To Buy This Car by AmuDimpka: 11:28am On Aug 27, 2020
revilomichaels:
Good car and too pricey.
This is an old car for crying out loud. I can get a beautiful camry 2002 for that price and I won’t fix a thing after buying.

Nna, this is old car. It should be 400k biko

However , it’s a strong car
300 -350k max
Car TalkRe: I Need Advice Am About To Buy This Car by AmuDimpka: 11:27am On Aug 27, 2020
Zoharariel:
Do not buy it.

Reasons

1.) I hate Toyota cars.

2.) The engine has been ringed before.

3.) They have fvcked Olosho inside it severally. I can see it with my spiritual eyes.

4.) The alternator & battery are dead.

5.) Toyotas are armed-robber's magnet.

Advice

1.) Get a Golf 3.

2.) Get a Bmw E46 (Coja)

3.) Get a Mercedes Benz W202 AMG Goddamnit! When your 700k climbs to 3Mil.

Haq Haq Haq Haq Haq! grin

Come on, I'm just fvcking with you. grin
you are. mean
Car TalkRe: I Need Advice Am About To Buy This Car by AmuDimpka: 11:27am On Aug 27, 2020
Elmuhammadi:
I am about to buy this Toyota avensis for 700k
Automatic

Pls car gurus should advice me
wait a minute ....700k for this....where I have been offered muscle 700k v6...just that I am not a Toyota person

.this car is overpriced. highest I would. buy is 350k how much come be direct toks...this 1990s car naaa
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by AmuDimpka: 10:59am On Aug 27, 2020
martineverest:
Google is ur friend
show the world or shut it up. show the world 90b debt
PoliticsRe: We Will Not Collapse Amotekun Into Community Police ― Akeredolu tells IG (Video) by AmuDimpka: 10:58am On Aug 27, 2020
Sanromeo:
When it comes to being outspoken and courageous, you have to give it to Akeredolu. He doesn't mind saying his mind no matter whose ox is gored. Akeredolu is a true Amotekun. The South West is proud of him. Kudos!!!
what about his wife ?
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by AmuDimpka: 10:56am On Aug 27, 2020
bigplantainn:
there are politicians in nigeria and drug lords in south america richer than this guy
you think with your di.ck....trust me
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by AmuDimpka: 10:55am On Aug 27, 2020
martineverest:
lemme not follow Dumbo to argue..u clearly aren't current
smart one....abeg show the world with evidence and screen grab ....

clowns everywhere
CrimeRe: Omozuwa: Police Parade Suspected Killers Of UNIBEN Student by AmuDimpka: 10:54am On Aug 27, 2020
WaterTheMonk:
Don't ever buy a used phone without a receipt. Don't buy a phone from people you don't know.


If you don't use a phone, you will not die.
No go buy phone wey get matter for head.
Stay blessed people
true
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by AmuDimpka: 10:50am On Aug 27, 2020
gowonmaharajah:
no matter how grounded you are in money rituals you money no fit reach Jeff's
ritual na dirty thing....na for dirty people


no witch can even make Bezos poor
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by AmuDimpka: 10:49am On Aug 27, 2020
martineverest:
Amazon's debt is 90 billion dollars ,naija debt is 20 billion
abeg show the world where their debts are in 90 billion and yours 20 billion (Chinese alone is more than that )
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by AmuDimpka: 10:39am On Aug 27, 2020
martineverest:
market capitalisation is different from real value....Nigeria isn't on stock na

amazon's net income is just chicken change to what Nigeria earn from oil
lies.. when you pay your Chinese debt,pay your Japanese then pay European debt..come back so that we can know how much you left with to pay local debt

.we are bleeped
PoliticsRe: South South And Biafra by AmuDimpka: 10:18am On Aug 27, 2020
proeast:
Their leaders are terrible and the followers too are very very dull. I pity them and the generations yet unborn because they will suffer untold consequences for being so unreasonable and thoughtless.
If the governors there has sense, they would have held a crucial meeting amongst themselves and reach a conclusion that any oil company without its head office in the region shouldn't be allowed to operate.
Look at the federal roads there, all in terrible conditions yet they're not even a priority. The same federal government that neglected them is building infrastructures all over the North and Lagos areas.

They throw them some crumbs at the NDDC, they steal everything.
Look at the cities and tell me if there is anything to show that this region is one of the world's richest in oil resources. Slums everywhere. Poverty. Cultism. Unemployment. Hopelessness. Pollution.

They are not even questioning why everywhere is in tatters despite all the billions of dollars leaving the region. The leaders are irresponsible, same as those being led.
those guys are funny and dumb! I have never seen a stupid people in my life ! they shout our oyel yet they don't have brains ! very shallow ...drink kaikai and fuçk...next burst pipelines


how can a company be operating in Rivers or Say Akwa Ibom and be paying tax in far place ?

abeg give up on them ... give them pipelines security contracts
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 10:14am On Aug 27, 2020
DAVE5:
Trinity dey Lagos sef and I don go apapa a few times

Seeing a good technician has always been the bone of contention, I watch YouTube videos and see the small devices those guys use in fixing their cars, for e.g plastic screw for the sensitive parts to prevent damage to the cars interior while our Naija guys go just chook iron rusted screw driver to comot soft materials thereby destroying either the beauty or the whole system itself

And the best part is those equipment are mostly dirt cheap on amazon, aliexpress and the rest
you are right
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by AmuDimpka: 10:12am On Aug 27, 2020
ArewaWife:
My problem with all these rich people of old is they didnt use their wealth to develop their society.
they owe you nothing.....
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by AmuDimpka: 10:11am On Aug 27, 2020
dude is richer than all west African countries put together he is a trader

while here some idiots are claiming accomodators
while on the other side some buffoons are having 2x2 shops while others are claiming our oyel


if you want to be rich man sell something ....be a trader
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 8:17am On Aug 27, 2020
i saw this on Nairaland....this is my f......
PoliticsRe: Chisom Promise Dike Rejects Wike’s SUV Gift, Asks Governor To Repair Roads by AmuDimpka: 7:53am On Aug 27, 2020
Coldie:
Lately ogoni people have been trying to land grab oyigbo. According to them igbos cannot be indigenous to Rivers State that oyigbo is ogoni land even with court documents on the reason for the boundary adjustment that needed oyigbo from old Imo state present day abia to rivers state. They still insist.

This attitude is one of the major reason why there's no peace in ogoni land, at every point in time they are eyeing another man's property.

They were part of the spearheaders of abandoned property in old Port Harcourt, now that the old igbo properties in old Port Harcourt are now useless and worn out their next Target is oyigbo. Alot of them are praying in their hearts that Nnamdi Kanu and ipob will do sth stupld to make igbos in oyigbo flee for their lives, so that they can come and take over.

And Nnamdi Kanu and his ipob are taking the bait. Thank God alot of igbos have seen this and won't ever follow kanus part of destruction
who takes the concussed minority Ogoni serious with their polutated lands and minds
PoliticsRe: Chisom Promise Dike Rejects Wike’s SUV Gift, Asks Governor To Repair Roads by AmuDimpka: 7:52am On Aug 27, 2020
chiiraq802:
Mr Igbo man...focus on your state and leave Ikwerre pipo alone....
If its not ikwerre pipo you're bashing, e go be Yoruba pple... una head correct at all.....
Una for worst pass Hausa pipo oooo.....lolzzz
he is right . Obigbo (heart of Igbo ) is Igbo land
PoliticsRe: Meet A Nigerian Man Who Has Just Been Appointed As Minister Of Justice In Canada by AmuDimpka: 7:50am On Aug 27, 2020
they don't want to give Igbo opportunity here. but internationally they are waxing



congrats ,
PhonesRe: Nigeria Has ‘Most Expensive’ Internet Globally, Surfshark Press Study by AmuDimpka: 3:13am On Aug 27, 2020
kikero:
That's because it costs a lot to bring the internet to the people

All those generators powering the telecom mast.....they don't get free fuel to power them.
landing cost is cheap ..it's fibre optic

right of way issues
omonile
high taxation
high opex
forex
EventsRe: What Was That Thing You Later Realised You Wasted Money On During Your Wedding? by AmuDimpka: 3:02am On Aug 27, 2020
Smile4mee01:
This thread will put Many event planners business @ risk.
Corona has made obvious what really matters.

Guys, focus on the basics. Pay her bride price and receive blessings from both parents. Notify the registry and get your certificate and move on with your life. Go to your pastors office for blessing if need be.

Dont let anyone bamboozle you into spending over and beyond. I remember tiwari savage wedding that year even toke makinwa.... no be by extravagant the wedding be oo.
exactly what I did years ago...drove in did the registry and left ..with my man...then do the trad
FamilyRe: My Igbo Father Refuses To Tell Me About His Family by AmuDimpka: 2:45am On Aug 27, 2020
5050go:
Hi,

I'm distraught. My father refuses to tell me the names of his father and mother. I dont know my grandmother or grandfathers name and have never seen a picture of them. I find this state of being unnatural and it gives me stress.

Why won't he tell me? Sometimes, I think he is ashamed but I could be wrong.

He is from Imo state, Nkwerre
stop being a kid

don't you have a surname?

use your surnames to know your village



go to nkweree...the king son is my friend...he would help
PoliticsRe: Chisom Promise Dike Rejects Wike’s SUV Gift, Asks Governor To Repair Roads by AmuDimpka: 2:41am On Aug 27, 2020
Igbochief001:
oyigbos are not the only Igbo in rivers state ...if the igbos in rivers state unite ikwerri no see draw

they are only majority because igbos from hinter land supported them but that is over

etche ,omuma , oyigbo , egbema coming together plus igbos from South east ikwerri no see draw

this is the last time they would smell power ...they have shown themselves
ndoni and Ahoada also
PoliticsRe: Chisom Promise Dike Rejects Wike’s SUV Gift, Asks Governor To Repair Roads by AmuDimpka: 2:38am On Aug 27, 2020
oyigbo (Igbo person that is the meaning ) for early known as Obigbo (heart of Igbo )


was thinking that there was no Igbo in Rivers.... believe what you read
Nairaland GeneralRe: Transparent Glass Public Toilet That Becomes Opaque When Occupied In Tokyo(Pics) by AmuDimpka: 2:35am On Aug 27, 2020
LordIsaac:
The world is light years ahead... Here we await one Atiku or Tinubu to displace a failure!
it's unfortunate... Kingsley Muoghalu is one man that can change the whole narrative but will the black Nigeria agree



very backward people
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 2:32am On Aug 27, 2020
kingreign:
Replace battery. If e no work, e be like say na that phase which we philosophers calls "the calm before the storm"
lol
I love that .."calm thing "

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