₦airaland Forum

Borrow Borrow Dullard.
As if he borrowed the trouser he wore in Imo State

One day this Buhari will mistakenly lend or borrow himself to another Country.
And that will be the best news for Nigeria and Nigerians. Na waoh

You’re lucky you didn’t sleep with a ghost.
Continue

6 Months

Catch, release, pardon and rehabilitate Bandits and terrorists.

Then sit down and expect Peace and Stability in Nigeria.

THUNDER ......... Where are you?

confirmedniggae:
Is #150,000 monthly salary considered a good salary ?

Is the pay ok with a wife and a kid?

What is your take?

What do you do? Everything depends on what you do in order to earn 150k. Tell us or are you a thief?

Nigeria @ 60 my abunna

cutecommend:
Why Guys Hardly Forgive Cheating? .

Why are women addicted to Cheating?

Nigeria is a failed Country. The warning signs dey there and you ignored everything and voted for the old man twice. I didn’t, so deal with it and wait for the next President who is cooling off somewhere abroad.

Call Jamb and ask them. Does Nairaland look like Jamb? Naira is falling every minute and you are asking yeye questions

Nelchuksmandela:
Good day Niralanders,

I need your sincere advice on my present situation.
Please ignore any grammatical error or punctuation. I’m the first son of my family, my father is an average Nigerian trader, he single handedly sponsored my schooling from nursery to higher institution.

After my service year, one of his friends scammed him of 300k in the name of they will get me a job in NUPENG before he paid that money I told him my pastor’s revelation about the NUPENG job, which my pastor said She does not like the job and shared ill references associated to the job with me and I told my dad when I got home, he countered and rebuked the revelation, he doesn’t take any of our advice, he finally fell for the scam.

To cut the long story short, I’m now working class that earn 75k monthly, however I’m still squatting with a friend and I’m still struggling to survive.

Recently I received a call from my dad, he told me he needs 500k for trading, that he wants me to take loan on his behalf he will be paying the debt once it’s due, since he is yet to complete the outstanding loan he took from the same bank, which is remaining 3 months to complete. I later discovered he had another debt he’s still servicing (Paying ) of a different bank that is remaining 6 months to complete.
After pondering over it i asked him; what if he defaults what will happen ? he shunned me and said why will I be negative and I politely told him my mind that I cannot help the current issue. Since then he started reporting me to my mum relatives to talk to in order to accept and collect the loan of 500k on his behalf.

Please your advise on this will be helpful.
Thank you.

Well, the truth is that your dad is financially reckless especially in the way he is handling his loans. So, you will be making a huge mistake if you get him that loan in your name. As a father, I’m sitting here wondering what in the world will make me to tell a financially struggling son to get a loan for me because the 75k you’re making is not enough in Nigeria right now.
That’s not right but Good luck sha!

Ok

Ok. Let’s see if Buhari is going to wear the same jumper trouser he wore in Imo State. The old man doesn’t care about anything anymore

Gobdddd:
Strickly for the married

Good evening tweeps, my marriage is jerking. Needs a quick solution.

We married 9years ago.
She was a virgin in my Church. I am a pastor too.
Though we were not in the same state.
She was the first woman I had sex with after our marriage.
But I noticed that she has no interest in anything called sex.
She will not deny me sex, but I do not enjoy it because she's not enthused to it.

I have tried all I could to make her love sex, but all to no avail.
If you do not demand for sex, she'll not show any interest, even if you stay one year without talking about it.
And I am 100% sure that she's not seeing any man anywhere.

I took my time to educate her from the little research I made, but she wouldn't pay any serious attention.

I querried myself as to wether I do not satisfy her, on another point, sometimes, I'd last for 10-15 mins which, according to research is not bad.

Last night, I got angry at her attitude towards it. To me, she just try to open legs for me to satisfy myself and get down.

This has affected my psyche towards her.
But apart from her low libido, she is a very wonderful and good woman to be with.

So, last night, I opened up to her once again and told her she's making me to think twice and that am not happy at her actions.

Since today, our relationship has dwindled.

Alot of things have been going through my mind.

I don't know what to do. Am confused.
I can't go to another woman and leave such a good woman that have given me 4 kids.

Pls is there any known solution?

I need help.

I commend you for the efforts you’re making to get her to be interested but I think you should accept your wife the way she is and try not to push it further. That’s the way she is and probably the cross you now have to carry in your marriage. The good thing is that you are a man of conscience who values his wife, regardless of her low sexual drive but try not to let the devil use you to destroy your marriage and family.
Lastly, here’s a tip for you. Try to do some of the little things married men do to get their wives to read the handwriting on the wall, if you know what I mean. Try taking her out and spending quality time with her. Try helping her with chores at home. Try calming her down when she emotionally distressed and commend often. Look for way to reassure her that you truly love her regardless. It looks like you didn’t date before marriage and that’s why you should still manage to count your blessings and move on bro. I gat to go. Good luck bro.

Some people may hug transformers and turn many times in their sleep after reading this news .
Ndi Anambra Kwenu

What is this traitor talking about again?

potland:
https://gazettengr.com/just-in-naira-falls-to-n540-per-dollar/

Nairalanders, the fall of the Naira at 540 is the least of Buhari's worries.

The old man is still wondering who gave Obi Cubana the guts to assemble all those cows on OBA.
He may also be wondering how those cows were treated and whether some of them are still alive

The fact is that a lot of Nigerian women go through what Tonto Dike goes through but won't admit it at all.
Chastise her all you want but I see a strong woman who doesn't want to let men play her like ping pong.
Yes, she has her flaws but who is flawless among you. She look like her late mum though RIP Ma!

NwekeUG:
Yul Edochie: I Will Defeat All Candidates In A Free And Fair Presidential Election (Photo)

Popular Nollywood actor, Yul Edochie stated via his Instagram handle that he will defeat every presidential candidate, if a free and fair presidential election is held in Nigeria, IgbereTV reports.

Yul Edochie had earlier declared his intention of becoming Nigeria's president.

He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CTmJ_rQLUox/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

I actually saw a rat yesterday, beating his chest and bragging that he would beat all cats in his area black and blue.

Please, did Yul Edochie make this statement in his dream?

Willy is working! Right?

Yesoo

How am sure that the same people who are visiting Tinubu are not his enemies, especially those from the north. Tinubu’s people should make sure he doesn’t drink or eat with non of these people oo.

2face is trying to handle this wisely but it may not work for him and all these women.

Lesson: You’re digging your early grave when you have kids by many women.

Fr Mbaka won’t sleep well tonight

Peter Obi. The only normal Igbo politician.

I have an idea. Let’s rename Lagos state and call it NIGERIA and then dash the other worthless Nigerian states to Cameroun or Chad.
Ask me why or kukuma leave me alone.

You may even be executed or castrated for making eye contact with any of those ladies. Chai!

Is she related to lai Mohammed?

kingsolium:
Good morning house, pls I need your views and opinions on this subject matter.

Ok, I currently work with an FMCG Coy in Ibadan as an inventory officer where I earn N175k net on a monthly basis. It’s important to state here that I was living in Lagos prior to my getting this FMCG job.

So, I moved to Ibadan 2 months ago and currently put up with a friend in his apartment while I try to figure out how to move my stuffs to Ibadan on relocation basis. But along the line, I got a job with a big agricultural establishment affiliated to a multinational agricultural firm and I’m being offered N259k for a start excluding other benefits such as airtime(15k) which is different from my main salary.

Also note that the N259k is gross so my take home could be around N230k or thereabouts.

Now here’s the challenge. This new job is in Kaduna(the state capital) and I’ve not been to kaduna before. So, house what do you think about this. I need your candid, sincere and factual advice on this matter.

Thank you

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Maturity on display @ 2 Baba. I have always respected him. Always.

Classickj:
baba show my the way now

It’s hard to see how I can show you the way bro. I don’t live out there.