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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 6:39pm On Oct 20, 2016
enshi:
U dey try tok say me no go dey list abi..... Hmmmm amu ewu
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Don't be afraid nwanne Amu Ewu, I don't wish people evil...
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Blasted By Buddhists Over This Photo by amuokuko: 6:35pm On Oct 20, 2016
mrsefan:
idiot what re u saying??
I am so Very sure u referred to ur mum with the embolden..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 6:19pm On Oct 20, 2016
Freeheart:
is any incoming officer dreaming of dis.............. I always keep my hope alive....... I love dis
It took me hours until my phone battery zapped, viewing police wedding nd parades over the weekend..

Infact, I planned that my sword would be Arabian sword(Those curved ones), don't like the tiny ones I kept seeing..

I Can't wait to make Enshi Bouncer over drinks that day, so that if u drink more than one bottle, his Curse will follow you tongue tongue
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Blasted By Buddhists Over This Photo by amuokuko: 6:05pm On Oct 20, 2016
herringbone:
maybe you are not aware that Buddha existed before jesus christ.
U hold Calendar patent righthuh
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Blasted By Buddhists Over This Photo by amuokuko: 6:03pm On Oct 20, 2016
Them lucky say the statue no dey lagos, boiz go piss ontop nii...

Budda Ko Bucca Nii..
EventsRe: Igbo Lady Marries A White Man In Lekki Lagos (Photos) by amuokuko: 5:32pm On Oct 20, 2016
No wonder she left me.

God Dey sha, it's well.
CareerRe: Nigeria Customs Dismisses 29 Senior Officers by amuokuko: 5:25pm On Oct 20, 2016
Make we see their names oo.
RomanceRe: See Requirement To Get Married At Rccg That Got People Talking by amuokuko: 12:42pm On Oct 20, 2016
hahahahaha,,,

End time Church Degree 101 of wedding..

Nah people wey carry church for head dey bother themselves with all these, if my pastor gives me condition i know i will not accomplish, nah to just go find one small church pastor wey go do the wedding, afterall i never see who church wedding epp...

Most broken marriages were joined by pastors yet devil still enta break the relationship...

Cant believe churches re now involved in traditional marriages, maybe soon churches will plan New Yam festivals...
PoliticsRe: Binta Garba: My Primary Constituency Is To Be In The Kitchen & Other Room by amuokuko: 11:57am On Oct 20, 2016
She is 100% right....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 11:55am On Oct 20, 2016
Make e no be like say nah me dey carry last since everybody dey get news...

House, i get news too ooo, i will share it once i leave Louis Edet house cous network no dey here....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 11:51am On Oct 20, 2016
gatti23:
For the record i have a strong info from PSC office/Vp office today but i won't share coz it will be in tomorrow's paper just watch-out!!!! Enshi no try curse me ooooo
na u dey make people holdon to real Info's

Takie Guy's State by state be maintained
Gatti Gattuso, abeg gist me for the other side..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 11:47am On Oct 20, 2016
Deenite:
Just got an info dat the successful candidates are all nigerians.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
U be real weyre, nah indian men dem wan recruit niihuh
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Shakes A Man In Belgium & Gets Blasted On Facebook - Photos by amuokuko: 10:13am On Oct 20, 2016
these Northerners share same brain with Cows...

Farther(father)huh, shark handshuh, sheck handshuh

Buhari pls declare State of Emergency on Education for you nd ur brothers
CrimeRe: Young Man Killed In Lagos Island. Graphic Photos by amuokuko: 8:52am On Oct 20, 2016
Stup1d death...
When u gets to hell, form another group, maybe one day ur group will over power Lucifer nd kill the source of fire there inorder to give way for snow to start falling...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko:
Africanblack:
Going by the gibberish you just spewed, I could easily infer that you are anything but matured. Mr puncher, don't bring people's family into an online dispute, settle scores with him here if your balls is strong enough, hypocrite!
Pls Mr. gibberish detector, kindly point out where i bashed his familyhuh
Funds spent on ur education is a big waste if at this level of ur life comprehension skills elude you..

Finally, it's kids who settle scores online...
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Owl They Killed At Ikotun Market This Morning by amuokuko: 6:58pm On Oct 19, 2016
With the way that man is handling the dead bird, its would serve a meal tonight...
CrimeRe: Robbers Caught In Ikorodu Area Of Lagos. PICS by amuokuko: 6:54pm On Oct 19, 2016
All i see is 2 hungry men...

The recession alone can turn Altar boy to be pilfering the cabin biscuit used for holy communion..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Dances With A Goat Strapped On Her Back (Pics, Video) by amuokuko: 6:25pm On Oct 19, 2016
ucee64:
DAT goat resemble progressive aka omenka aka ngeneukwuenu.
U re Wise..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Dances With A Goat Strapped On Her Back (Pics, Video) by amuokuko: 6:17pm On Oct 19, 2016
Apart from igbo(weed), nothing can turn the brain again like Hunger..

Buhari haf finish us, that some of horse re now having pyschococo...

Uwa mmebi...
CrimeRe: Any Policeman Checking Vehicle Particulars Is On Illegal Duty–aig by amuokuko: 6:14pm On Oct 19, 2016
I am sure the AIG is referring to boyz scout nd not his men,...
HealthRe: Couple Needs N4.7million From Philanthropists To Treat Their Son by amuokuko: 5:48pm On Oct 19, 2016
Motherfucker2:
$100,000 can't even buy a 1 bedroom apartment in Brooklyn, New York


I know it's a huge money to you but i pray that one day you will have millions of dollars of your own so that you can enjoy this life
YAWNSSSSSSSSS....
HealthRe: Couple Needs N4.7million From Philanthropists To Treat Their Son by amuokuko: 5:36pm On Oct 19, 2016
Motherfucker2:
Nhhr
ur name must be nura
HealthRe: Couple Needs N4.7million From Philanthropists To Treat Their Son by amuokuko: 5:35pm On Oct 19, 2016
Motherfucker2:
It's very easy to raise 10 million naira

No need for a philanthropist

Just create a GoFundMe page and see how money will start rolling in

I've seen one guy get $50,000 for the burial of his dog
Why not create it nd get $100,000 to bury ur insensitivity....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 5:28pm On Oct 19, 2016
@ oga seantei...

Oga u re the only ear we ve now oooo...
stop peeping us oooo nd dont mind the frictions, just give us the much anticipated news because the 500 naira wey i wan use buy white shirt nd short for the camp, i don nearly finish am...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 5:21pm On Oct 19, 2016
skydude:
Please this is not a joke section if you want to joke go to joke section,if everyone gets to cracking expensive joke here with the list am sure the forum would come to shambles, if you felt you were joking enshi is as well joking for I know he ain't serious about all what he his saying but the truth is if you wanna cast a stone cast it on both sides,
Is not like joke ain't cool here but using the list so a joke is more a less childish just like when we were kids we do shout up NEPA when actually they was no light that was childish pranks ND sure none of us still do that so let us trend with caution but if you guys want us to derail the trend i am superb at that as well, I can create 20 user name and do all of the shits but we are grown up here please, let behave like observer am sure he does not want to give undiluted info that why he his taking his time to dish out info
Oga if u were close by, i would throw u a punch..
I hate modafvkin asslickers..
U started the rubbish u spewed as if u were neutral but ended up saying thrash, if i say now that ur death is imminent, how would that sound to you nd most users herehuh
A joke ritehuh

You re one of those who empower that small kid to feel he can come here nd curse even people who re older than his senior brother/sister..
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Remembers Her Father & Dele Giwa With A Throwback Photo by amuokuko: 5:12pm On Oct 19, 2016
K9Uneet:
End time deaths.
Iwu Onye ara. Lolz.
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Make Odo ndi Enugu catch u first...
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Remembers Her Father & Dele Giwa With A Throwback Photo by amuokuko: 3:53pm On Oct 19, 2016
They must belong to same Cult or possibly got initiated same day....

Onwu Uwa mmebi..
PoliticsRe: Umana: "I Didn’t Try To Bribe Justice Okoro, He Lied" by amuokuko: 12:41pm On Oct 19, 2016
hahahahaha..

When it involves APC Members, its a lie...

Make una kontinew!!! Ndi Uwa mmebi..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 12:22pm On Oct 19, 2016
Enshi, i have a question for you...

Do gyming increase ur body size nd reduce ur brainhuh

My Gawd, u re so annoying nd the truth is that u get away with this ur attitude because this is an online forum...
i pray our path dont cross in real life..

Dear NPF hopefuls, i think its time we ignore this Enshi guy, nobody quotes him, everyone pretends his post are not seen, maybe this will restore his senses...
CrimeRe: Woman Offered Us N500,000 To Kill Her Husband, Says Suspect (photo) by amuokuko: 7:36am On Oct 19, 2016
Nwanyi Uwa Mmebi..

So u promised them 500k to go nd beat up ur husbandhuh

I am very sure when she made that statement, devil exclaimed "Jesus is Lord"...

Madam Chika konntinew...
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Denies Bribing Judge by amuokuko: 7:29am On Oct 19, 2016
Would he ve acceptedhuh
They re all corrupt..

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