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PhonesRe: How Mtn Blocked My Line Unexpectly Despite Registering My Line Three Times by amuokuko: 7:22am On Oct 17, 2016
I can't believe the OP is complaining..

I have registered my line twice nd some weeks back I got an sms advising Me to register again which I replied them thou it did not go through..

The last thing I will do if they eventually block me is to visit their office..

Nah immediate porting get me..

PoliticsRe: My Daughter Was Pregnant When Abducted-father Of Freed Chibok Girl With Baby by amuokuko: 6:11am On Oct 17, 2016
HungerBAD:
God is good.
Motorshuh
PoliticsRe: My Daughter Was Pregnant When Abducted-father Of Freed Chibok Girl With Baby by amuokuko: 6:10am On Oct 17, 2016
Ndi ugwu ndi Nzuzu..

Soon they will start impregnating 5year old...
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by amuokuko: 5:43am On Oct 17, 2016
Wow nice looking couple.

With the camouflage, U must be Kai officerhuh
CrimeRe: Hired Killer Falls In Love With Target, Demands Sex (photo) by amuokuko: 5:36am On Oct 17, 2016
The power of punny...

Nah the same punny power make a killer like Samson say make woman(Delilah) barb am gorimakpa so that him go fit fork..
PoliticsRe: Listen To Your Wife, Reps Tell Buhari- Vanguard by amuokuko: 5:30am On Oct 17, 2016
APChuh Party Ndi uwa Mmebi..

Party that Jazzes it's president that he no longer knows what he is doing..
PoliticsRe: Before We Enter The Other Room - Abdulmumin Jibrin Shares Cute Pic With His Wife by amuokuko: 11:27pm On Oct 16, 2016
Make I enta the other room go empty my bowel joor...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Suggest A Modification For Nairaland by amuokuko: 11:21pm On Oct 16, 2016
spartoo:
Will you find a neutral person in Nigeria today? These days everybody has a political affiliation.
Thought provoking..
But we have Mods on other sections who ain't as bias as those programmed moderators there..
Christianity EtcRe: Seun Osewa Born Again! by amuokuko: 11:14pm On Oct 16, 2016
If seun borns again nd makes heaven then there won't be hell any longer..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Suggest A Modification For Nairaland by amuokuko: 11:07pm On Oct 16, 2016
Sack the moderators of politics section nd replace them with someone who Has an independent mind and detribalized...
Foreign AffairsRe: Attempt To Bomb Mosque By Three Christian Terrorist Foiled by amuokuko: 10:59pm On Oct 16, 2016
RABIUSHILE04:
Na abuse kwa?! Hiaa! Brain odikwa, amuokuko?!
Zuzu bu from here Rabies..
NYSCRe: 2016 Batch B Mobilization Of Prospective Corps Members Begins Tomorrow(photo) by amuokuko: 10:54pm On Oct 16, 2016
My brother just finished his Diploma, hope he can also check for his name nd register tomorrowhuh
CelebritiesRe: See The Helicopter This Man Built That Got People Laughing by amuokuko: 10:49pm On Oct 16, 2016
Hahahahaha..

Ur retentive memory nah die!!! Abi e neva tey wey u watch am..
FamilyRe: Male; Whats The Perfect Age For Marriage? by amuokuko: 10:47pm On Oct 16, 2016
For an Igbo man: When u re financial stable.

Yoruba. Man: once u make ur 1st 50-100k..

Hausa man: anytime he is able to raise money to buy tools needed for shoe cleaning, makes up to 20k in selling iron condemn or purchases Cart...
Foreign AffairsRe: Attempt To Bomb Mosque By Three Christian Terrorist Foiled by amuokuko: 9:55pm On Oct 16, 2016
RABIUSHILE04:
But you will wail when you see 'muslim terrorists' ba?! That behaviour of urs is EVIL....#Olori_olodo_nie.
Nna gi olori olodo
Nne gi ike nshi...
CelebritiesRe: "Which Hairstyle Suits Me Best?": Linda Ikeji Asks Fans To Select From 3 Photos by amuokuko: 9:25pm On Oct 16, 2016
The one covering ur Opiro mango forehead..
CelebritiesRe: Fans Called Tonto Dikeh A Big Pig After She Shared This Photo On IG by amuokuko: 2:25pm On Oct 16, 2016
See her face like puff-puff wey rain beat..
CelebritiesRe: See The Helicopter This Man Built That Got People Laughing by amuokuko: 2:09pm On Oct 16, 2016
igbsam:
I remember this movie from the 80s & 90s....can you remind me the title please. I need to go download and watch am again. grin

That thing that flies
Sincerely I ve forgotten too but am sure someone will..
Foreign AffairsRe: Attempt To Bomb Mosque By Three Christian Terrorist Foiled by amuokuko: 1:02pm On Oct 16, 2016
Why not take out the christian nd replace it with Pastors to enable you cum faster..
CelebritiesRe: See The Helicopter This Man Built That Got People Laughing by amuokuko: 12:59pm On Oct 16, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahhahahahahahahah
Hahahahahahahahahahha

I follow laugh ooooo...
The plane be like the below character.

Well if u ask what I can produce or give, I am a guru in Crime logistics, a consultant at that.. tongue tongue

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 5:37pm On Oct 15, 2016
Come all of una wey dey go the other room, una know whether Enshi dey that roomhuh


The guy go just use Curse kill all of una for that room...
CrimeRe: A Nairalander Discovers Dead Baby IN Gutter AT Ikotun[confirmed Story] by amuokuko: 2:22pm On Oct 15, 2016
Uwa mmebi...

But remember, if u had once engaged in abortion, pls blow whistle nd pass cous u re same with this mother...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 1:59pm On Oct 15, 2016
@ oga Seantei...

What is going onhuh
No feed back yethuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko:
I don't know if I am the only one being pissed with current happeninghuh

This is 1.45pm nd I am just visiting this thread for the first time today whereas In the past weeks, once I wake up this is my 1st destination..

I just pray next week brings an end to this Endtime waiting...
Foreign AffairsRe: You Won't Believe What The Iran Health Minister Did by amuokuko: 1:20pm On Oct 15, 2016
While in Nigeria, A Lawyer is Minister of Power/housing..

A cultist is minister of sport.

A liar made Minister of Information..

A tribalistic made Politics Moderator..
Christianity EtcRe: Church Sound System Wouldn't Allow Me Sleep!!! by amuokuko: 12:33am On Oct 15, 2016
Thou some dude up there ve pointed out what confused me...

Lala, did u say after today's workhuh
Nwanne, pls don't let the brick layers, carpenters, bankers, market women hear this pls..

Sleep neva catch u else u for don sleep afterall u dey sleep inside church wey pastor dey preach..
RomanceRe: Women Turn Okpara Square To “red Light District” In Enugu by amuokuko: 12:26am On Oct 15, 2016
Buhari will not like this..

DSS would raid okpara square soon since most of the women re supposed to be in the kitchen nd other rooms...
PoliticsRe: This Wonderful!!! Check Out Reno Omokri’s Epic Reply To A Twitter User Who Tried by amuokuko: 12:20am On Oct 15, 2016
williamdeluxe:
wahz epic abt d reply
Kindly point out where I said it's Epichuh

Sincerely, u need that Reno's advise..
Jokes EtcRe: If 2 Police Marry Police Weting Them Go Born? by amuokuko: 11:07pm On Oct 14, 2016
If 2 Nigeria police marry each other nah StillBirth dem go dey born...

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