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Literature › Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by amzee(m): 10:52pm On Jul 30, 2016

Luckymay:
How many hectares of land was that?

Cant really say but will need the help of a surveyor.

Crime › Re: Photos From Kogi Prison Break Today by amzee(m): 10:33pm On Jul 30, 2016

tripzalee:
Oya receive sense

I've received it. Oya receive brain.

Crime › Re: Photos From Kogi Prison Break Today by amzee(m): 10:24pm On Jul 30, 2016

Blame Buhari and APShit

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Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Meets Dangote At Lenox Mall by amzee(m): 10:08pm On Jul 30, 2016

4everGrand:
Mehn! And I used to know one dude who takes very good dream shots.

See bro, next time u want to dream dat typa dream, holla.

I've been trying to locate a photographer good in screen shoting dreams.
Who knows whether I might meet Bill Gate or Mark Zuckerberg tonight in my dream.

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Literature › Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by amzee(m): 9:50pm On Jul 30, 2016

Luckymay:
Jeez!! Guy what happened nah?

I cant say ooo. I'm just feeling naughty tonight.

Jokes Etc › Re: We Don't Eat Pork!!! by amzee(m): 9:26pm On Jul 30, 2016

WE DONT EAT PORK. Dassol

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Meets Dangote At Lenox Mall by amzee(m): 9:15pm On Jul 30, 2016

I bumped into Mike Adenuga too last week at Yankura market when he came to get some foodstuffs.
I would have upload the pix but it happened in my dream.

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Education › Re: Unbelievable! Student Died Of Joy After Obtaining An Excellent Result(photos) by amzee(m): 9:10pm On Jul 30, 2016

Blame Buhari and APC for his death.

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Romance › Re: ( Photo) If A Lady Can Be Patient Enough To Arrange These,she's A Wife Material by amzee(op): 2:45pm On Jul 30, 2016

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahaha... I have no plans to rearrange all the nuts of men

Mine will be easier to re-arrange I swear.

Romance › Re: ( Photo) If A Lady Can Be Patient Enough To Arrange These,she's A Wife Material by amzee(op): 2:44pm On Jul 30, 2016

colik:
Fah hear! Boredom can make one do crazy things...

Its patience not boredom. You mean you cant do this?

Romance › Re: ( Photo) If A Lady Can Be Patient Enough To Arrange These,she's A Wife Material by amzee(op): 2:41pm On Jul 30, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Wat abt I rearrange the nuts of my hubby? At least ,it's only 2 and it's quite big...

Pls after you are done,come and arrange mine too.

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Romance › ( Photo) If A Lady Can Be Patient Enough To Arrange These,she's A Wife Material by amzee(op): 2:35pm On Jul 30, 2016

A lady who can be patient enough to arrange these nuts like this can bear the arrogance of any man. #WifeMaterial

Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi And His Girlfriend, Clarisse Ejuliette by amzee(m): 5:55pm On Jul 29, 2016

Cherishing:
Fineboy

Crushing...

Keep crushing until when you will hear that he's getting married next week.

Autos › Re: A Nairalander Needs A Bicycle (what Are The Features To Look For When Getting A by amzee(m): 3:51pm On Jul 29, 2016

YOLO1:
I just got a job in the city and I spend the major part of my salary on transport fare. Apart from going to work, am also involved in religious and social activities here and each day I spend between #800 to #1200 on transport. It just occurred to me now that I could get a bicycle to save my transport costs. Even though I know how to ride bicycle very well, I still need advice on the features to look out for when buying a bicycle. I need one that is strong, rugged and with good speed. Also I don't want a bicycle that will zap all my energy because I will be riding for long hours everyday.
Thanks as you contribute.

Mods. Kindly help me get this to where people can see and contribute.

Contact me if you need this

Politics › Re: Youths Burn Lawman Duruji's Car As He Was Caught With Ballot Papers In Imo by amzee(m): 3:45pm On Jul 29, 2016

kings09:
Yorubas n UK scam be like bread n beans

Yeebos and drugs be like 5&6

Food › Re: If You Could Eat Just One Dish Forever, What Would It Be? by amzee(op): 2:49pm On Jul 29, 2016

hadjipapiey:
Egbo and ewa
And ifokore

As per Yoruba things na. I also love egbo too.

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Food › Re: If You Could Eat Just One Dish Forever, What Would It Be? by amzee(op): 2:47pm On Jul 29, 2016

LizGray:
Rice.

Raw or cooked? Lolzzzzz

Food › Re: If You Could Eat Just One Dish Forever, What Would It Be? by amzee(op): 2:46pm On Jul 29, 2016

kinglekan:
Say's who?

Says Trapqueen77. Ms Ajebo

Food › Re: If You Could Eat Just One Dish Forever, What Would It Be? by amzee(op): 2:44pm On Jul 29, 2016

Cutehector:
Holy Communion

Food › Re: If You Could Eat Just One Dish Forever, What Would It Be? by amzee(op): 2:39pm On Jul 29, 2016

Mologi:
fufu and egusi... i dnt think i can get tired of it....
its part of own criterial for a good...

Chaiiii U like the local way

Food › Re: If You Could Eat Just One Dish Forever, What Would It Be? by amzee(op): 2:37pm On Jul 29, 2016

TrapQueen77:
there's nothing better than PIZZA.

Which Pizza?
The Oyinbo own or our own local Pizza?

Business › Re: Why Do Banks Chain Their Biros? by amzee(op): 2:34pm On Jul 29, 2016

tolugar:
Trust issues

And they expect you to trust them with your money.

The thing tire me oo

Health › Re: Photos Of Mayowa Ahmed At Lagos Hospital (LUTH) Amid Scam Controversy. by amzee(m): 2:32pm On Jul 29, 2016

Business › Why Do Banks Chain Their Biros? by amzee(op): 2:28pm On Jul 29, 2016

I dont understand banks anymore; why do they chain their biros?
I was in the bank this morning to apply for a new ATM card cos I lost the former one. So I decided to use the bank's biro to fill the form I was given and discovered that the biro was chained.
Can you imagine that?
I said to the lady that 'If I can trust you with my money,why shouldn't you trust me with your pen?
She just smiled and couldnt say anything.

Food › Re: If You Could Eat Just One Dish Forever, What Would It Be? by amzee(op): 2:01pm On Jul 29, 2016

Heryorh:
oh boy...na yam oo

Heryorh:
oh boy...na yam oo

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Food › If You Could Eat Just One Dish Forever, What Would It Be? by amzee(op): 1:57pm On Jul 29, 2016

Hey Foodies! If you could eat just one dish forever, what would it be?
Mine is Beans.
Share and let us know yours.

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Politics › Re: Youths Burn Lawman Duruji's Car As He Was Caught With Ballot Papers In Imo by amzee(m): 11:44am On Jul 29, 2016

kings09:
So yorubas don't commit crimes especially in the UK? Is dat not denting image?

Yeebos denting our image since 1950s

Politics › Re: Youths Burn Lawman Duruji's Car As He Was Caught With Ballot Papers In Imo by amzee(m): 8:02am On Jul 29, 2016

Mylove55:
5% are d good and real igbo, while 95% are d ipod, they are real problem of nigeria

Good people my foot. You guys are the problem of naija,always formenting trouble with FG.

Literature › Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by amzee(m): 7:42am On Jul 29, 2016

tosyne2much:
You know say story telling no be my own ministry

True talk

Politics › Re: Youths Burn Lawman Duruji's Car As He Was Caught With Ballot Papers In Imo by amzee(m): 7:41am On Jul 29, 2016

kings09:
If same Yeebos do good, they r tagged Nigerians but they get involved in sumtin bad, u remember they r Yeebos or biafra. Hypocrisy na ur surname

Yeebos are always denting our image home and abroad.

Politics › Re: Youths Burn Lawman Duruji's Car As He Was Caught With Ballot Papers In Imo by amzee(m): 7:39am On Jul 29, 2016

ststyreal:
Ma fi yoo mi da sii, shoobo nle yo ke. E ke idumota. E WO nii tiyin nbe brother?

Aunty olofofo eyin na wa yoju. Talo peyin?

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